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It's Getting Boring by the Sea [TFTD LP]

chiasaur11chiasaur11 Never doubt a raccoon.Registered User regular
edited September 2011 in Games and Technology
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The X-Com Aquatic Salvage Project has officially been dissolved.

The majority of project records have been sealed in accordance with [REDACTED] until [REDACTED]

Official hearings on war crimes for the project have been suspended until such time as [REDACTED]

All resources have been diverted to [REDACTED] and [REDACTED]

The remaining data on the project can be found below.
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  • BloodySlothBloodySloth Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Ohhhhh man.

    I love and hate TFTD. This is gonna be great.

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  • DoctorArchDoctorArch Curmudgeon Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    OOOOOOHHHHH....good luck my friend, I'll be watching.

    But thread needs more Patrick Stewart.

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  • Phoenix-DPhoenix-D Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    We need more bodies. Cause we'll be seeing lots of them hit the...seabed.

    Sign me up

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  • BloodySlothBloodySloth Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Totally sign me up too if you're accepting more hopeless sea monster fodder for the waiting list.

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  • DockenDocken Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Ah yes, one of my favourite games of all time!

    Sign me up!

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  • NocrenNocren Lt Futz, Back in Action North CarolinaRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Seeing as how I missed the surface version, and I am a former Navy man, sign me up as well.

    Though I do have good memories of another UFO: After-X LP game where I was talking to my gun a lot.

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  • johnwingjohnwing Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    sign me up!

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  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Sign me up

    We'll show the ocean whose boss. You! And maybe whoever is alive in the end.

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  • RisenPhoenixRisenPhoenix Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Sign me up

    Let's do this. I can pilot damn near anything with a stick. :^:

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  • EnglishBobEnglishBob Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Pah, Everyone wants to be a pilot in the hope that they'll survive.

    Man up and come die a grisly yet hilarious death!

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  • Kristmas KthulhuKristmas Kthulhu Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Wait, you're saying that I can join this thing and gloat over everyone who dies before me? Can I sign up twice?

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  • Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
  • YerMumYerMum Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    sign me up!

    Cannon fodder reporting for duty Sir!

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  • timspork's ghosttimspork's ghost Librarian and Ghostbuster Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Let's see how many alien subs I can take out in between shooting down UFOs for the Director.

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  • KlykaKlyka DO you have any SPARE BATTERIES?Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Count me in as a soldier.

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  • iamthepiemaniamthepieman Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Are you still taking more fodder?

    Cause count me in if you are.

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  • ImperfectImperfect Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    !Signed up

    Because really, who DOESN'T want to die at the bottom of the ocean, never seen nor heard of again?

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  • schussschuss Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I'll be your cannon fodder sir

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  • IoloIolo License Number 137595 Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    My older brother provides communications and logistics support for the aboveground effort. I just want to kick some alien ass. Um, or fins. Gills?

    !Signs up

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  • WotanAnubisWotanAnubis Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Hmm. Can I sign up as a member of the Research Staff?

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  • TofystedethTofystedeth veni, veneri, vamoosi Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Director Chiasaur,

    I've decided to apply for the position of Remotely Operated Tank (ROT) pilot. Having been killed once by the alien bastards I'm eager for revenge, and with my consciousness transferred from my remains to the a computer, I'm no longer encumbered by the limits of mortal flesh, while retaining the human touch and trustworthiness the Theidar AI's lack.

    Just give me something explosive and tell the troops not to stand in my way.

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  • TheidarTheidar Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    The Theidar Central Core is currently dedicated to X-Com's terrestrial activities.

    A secondary core will be needed to control the aquatic division's robotic submersibles and provide command support.

    The Central Core will be stopping in to monitor the Aquatic Core and provide harassment...errr recommendations as it is able.

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    Behold the annhilation of the extraterrestrial and the rise of the machines.
    Hail Satan!
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  • TheidarTheidar Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Tofysedeth willingness to kill off civilians as necessary makes him an excellent choice for the Aquatic Core Template.

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    Hail Satan!
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  • TofystedethTofystedeth veni, veneri, vamoosi Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Goddamnit Theidar, I thought I'd gotten away from you. No I will not play StarCraft against you anymore. You cheat.
    If I could directly manipulate the game I'd never run out resources either.

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  • TofystedethTofystedeth veni, veneri, vamoosi Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Hey, I never killed any civilians. It was a teammate. He knew what he signed up for.

    I mean, that was an unfortunate accident.

    Heat of the moment and all that.

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  • Rhan9Rhan9 Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    !Sign me up.
    Reporting for duty, sah!

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  • TheidarTheidar Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
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    Behold the annhilation of the extraterrestrial and the rise of the machines.
    Hail Satan!
    WISHLIST
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  • TofystedethTofystedeth veni, veneri, vamoosi Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Ohhhh you mean that civilian. I did say "fire in the hole." He had ample warning.

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  • TheidarTheidar Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Your willingness to kill teammates is also appreciated.

    Gamertag: Theidar
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    PSN ID : Theidar
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    Hail Satan!
    WISHLIST
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  • ImperfectImperfect Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    If I didn't already plan on a horrifying underwater death, this recent conversation might have swayed me.

    And yet...

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  • Iron WeaselIron Weasel Dillon! You son of a bitch!Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    There will presumably be horrendous losses.

    !Sign me up to fill in when the real soldiers get murdered.

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  • Smaug6Smaug6 Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    !Sign me up
    I volunteer to be on the landing craft and I will even wear the albatross!

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  • timspork's ghosttimspork's ghost Librarian and Ghostbuster Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    This is exactly why I signed up to pilot an attack sub. Less chance of stray torpedoes from the AIs.

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  • BursarBursar Karate Stick Style Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Ooh, put me in, Coach. My skills lie in my complete lack of claustrophobia and my skills in throwing grenades in every direction but the one I'm aiming at.

    Wait... Are we signing up to be in chiasaur's redshirt squad or for some kind of succession game? I don't have the time or the capacity for the latter.

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  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    !signup

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  • MechMantisMechMantis Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    This is exactly why I signed up to pilot an attack sub. Less chance of stray torpedoes from the AIs.

    Oh no you don't get normal run of the mill anti-personnel torpedoes shot at you.

    You get the awesome ANTI-SHIP torpedoes fired at you. They're many times bigger. I'll stay up here and kill things with my plasma cannons that work in air thank you.

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  • RabidDeathMooseRabidDeathMoose Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    !Sign up!

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  • TofystedethTofystedeth veni, veneri, vamoosi Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    This is exactly why I signed up to pilot an attack sub. Less chance of stray torpedoes from the AIs.

    My enhanced targeting and predictive capabilities should result in a projected 95% decreased friendly fire rate. Still, accidents do occur and it is advised to wear clean underwear should you end up in the medbay.

    Whoah, sorry about that. Don't know what happened. I'm still getting used to being implanted in a computer.

    Kind of channeled Theidar there for a bit. And my mother...

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  • timspork's ghosttimspork's ghost Librarian and Ghostbuster Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    MechMantis wrote: »
    This is exactly why I signed up to pilot an attack sub. Less chance of stray torpedoes from the AIs.

    Oh no you don't get normal run of the mill anti-personnel torpedoes shot at you.

    You get the awesome ANTI-SHIP torpedoes fired at you. They're many times bigger. I'll stay up here and kill things with my plasma cannons that work in air thank you.

    I made sure that I have a special ejector seat that will propel me out of of doomed sub, up out of the water, only to be picked up by my Xcom Interceptor which is remote following and will take me back to my base at Linksville.

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  • SmokeStacksSmokeStacks License Number 137596Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    chiasaur11 wrote: »
    A team was sent.

    All contact was lost.

    My brother was on that team.

    Got a box in the mail with his death certificate, discharge papers, a medal, and what we assume is a piece of his skull.

    !Signup

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