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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    I have to give credit to whoever is doing the tv version of the immortals trailers. Because I didn't think the movie could look worse, but every new one that comes up they manage. I mean if you can't sell me on your movie in thirty seconds, then it has to be a hell of a dog.

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    HeirHeir Ausitn, TXRegistered User regular
    Wow Jonah Hill lost some weight.

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    adytumadytum The Inevitable Rise And FallRegistered User regular
    I don't know, 21 Jump Street looks pretty self-aware of what it is. Probably worth a Netflix stream one day.

    "What are you, 40 years old?"

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    TehSpectreTehSpectre Registered User regular
    It looks pretty funny to me.

    Eh

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    WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    Okay 21 Jump Street actually looks kinda funny. And man, Jonah's lost weight, good for him, the guy looks good.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Wash wrote:
    Okay 21 Jump Street actually looks kinda funny. And man, Jonah's lost weight, good for him, the guy looks good.

    I head he hit a gypsy with his car, but don't worry he's friends with Joe Mantegna.

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    HeisenbergHeisenberg Registered User regular
    wandering wrote:
    mrt144 wrote:
    Denada wrote:
    The main problem with Dollhouse was Eliza Dushku. People just need to stop putting her in leading roles, because she has two characters that she can play: Eliza Dushku, and Eliza Dushku Trying To Sound Tough.
    HAHA, I've been saying this for years and years and people get all up in arms about it always raising some other objection about it being anything but her.

    She just happens to be attached to all these failed projects.
    Without studio interference, Dollhouse would've no doubt been a better show. But it still wouldve starred Dushku, an actress with no range, playing a character who becomes different people (a role which needless to say requires an enormous range.) And that is something that is entirely 100% Whedon's fault - he created the show specifically for Dushku.

    Another actress who's only real draw is that she's really really hot.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Its kind of hard to complain about actresses in hollywood only being judged on their looks when for a lot of actresses thats really all they have going for them as their acting is porn quality.

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    APODionysusAPODionysus Registered User regular
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    Heisenberg wrote:
    wandering wrote:
    mrt144 wrote:
    Denada wrote:
    The main problem with Dollhouse was Eliza Dushku. People just need to stop putting her in leading roles, because she has two characters that she can play: Eliza Dushku, and Eliza Dushku Trying To Sound Tough.
    HAHA, I've been saying this for years and years and people get all up in arms about it always raising some other objection about it being anything but her.

    She just happens to be attached to all these failed projects.
    Without studio interference, Dollhouse would've no doubt been a better show. But it still wouldve starred Dushku, an actress with no range, playing a character who becomes different people (a role which needless to say requires an enormous range.) And that is something that is entirely 100% Whedon's fault - he created the show specifically for Dushku.

    Another actress who's only real draw is that she's really really hot.

    The Dushku complaints are the most valid criticisms of Dollhouse that aren't Executive Meddling related. She was terrible - and it became even more telling in the first season finale when
    Alpha shows up and sticks multiple personalities in her at once - just like he has. Alan Tudyk - as Alpha - plays that incredibly, incredibly well. Meanwhile Dushku does absolutely nothing with it and the difference is just so jarring. The acting skill disparity between them is just so stark.


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    PhillisherePhillishere Registered User regular
    Didn't Dushku have a multishow contract wih Fox and brought Whedon on as a thank you for her Buffy exposure? My understanding of the Dollhouse deal was that it was essentially Dushku getting Whedon the job, not vice versa.

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    shrykeshryke Member of the Beast Registered User regular
    Didn't Dushku have a multishow contract wih Fox and brought Whedon on as a thank you for her Buffy exposure? My understanding of the Dollhouse deal was that it was essentially Dushku getting Whedon the job, not vice versa.

    Her and Whedon are buddies or something. They were chatting, came up with the basic idea together. He wanted to do the show with her, so he went back to Fox despite how they fucked him on Firefly.

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    WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited November 2011
    Didn't Dushku have a multishow contract wih Fox and brought Whedon on as a thank you for her Buffy exposure? My understanding of the Dollhouse deal was that it was essentially Dushku getting Whedon the job, not vice versa.

    This is what happened, yes.

    edit: like Shryke says, Dushku and Whedon are friends, but it was her deal with FOX, not his, so she did essentially get him the job.

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    TehSpectreTehSpectre Registered User regular
    Preacher wrote:
    Wash wrote:
    Okay 21 Jump Street actually looks kinda funny. And man, Jonah's lost weight, good for him, the guy looks good.

    I head he hit a gypsy with his car, but don't worry he's friends with Joe Mantegna.
    no

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Wash wrote:
    Didn't Dushku have a multishow contract wih Fox and brought Whedon on as a thank you for her Buffy exposure? My understanding of the Dollhouse deal was that it was essentially Dushku getting Whedon the job, not vice versa.

    This is what happened, yes.

    edit: like Shryke says, Dushku and Whedon are friends, but it was her deal with FOX, not his, so she did essentially get him the job.

    And yet knowing her limitations he still couldn't write a good show with her as the star. Doesn't exactly speak to his abilities.

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    shrykeshryke Member of the Beast Registered User regular
    edited November 2011
    Preacher wrote:
    Wash wrote:
    Didn't Dushku have a multishow contract wih Fox and brought Whedon on as a thank you for her Buffy exposure? My understanding of the Dollhouse deal was that it was essentially Dushku getting Whedon the job, not vice versa.

    This is what happened, yes.

    edit: like Shryke says, Dushku and Whedon are friends, but it was her deal with FOX, not his, so she did essentially get him the job.

    And yet knowing her limitations he still couldn't write a good show with her as the star. Doesn't exactly speak to his abilities.

    Wha?

    They already had the premise set out and they wanted to do it together so she had to be the star. There's not much to do at that point. You can't write your way around your already-decided star not being able to play the already-decided role.

    And no, she didn't get him the job since it was basically his show, with her. They just had to do the show with Fox because of her contract.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    So the writer has the concept and the star, and he can't write around her acting inability? Doesn't exactly speak to a strength there.

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    PhillisherePhillishere Registered User regular
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    shryke wrote:

    And no, she didn't get him the job since it was basically his show, with her. They just had to do the show with Fox because of her contract.

    She had a multishow contract and brought him on to her contract. Whedon did not have a TV deal with anyone. She did.

    Whedon's not had the best luck with TV since Angel. It was looking like he couldn't get another show made, so it's not like he could have just walked into a studio and made them create his high concept show. Dollhouse happened because Dushku had the deal in place, with the power to choose the project and showrunner.

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    shrykeshryke Member of the Beast Registered User regular
    edited November 2011
    Preacher wrote:
    So the writer has the concept and the star, and he can't write around her acting inability? Doesn't exactly speak to a strength there.

    How do you write around "My star actor can't do multiple roles" when the premise of your show is "The star does multiple roles"?

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    BlazeFireBlazeFire Registered User regular
    Make her Adelle.

    Maybe it is time for a fork in this conversation?

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    PhillisherePhillishere Registered User regular
    shryke wrote:

    How do you write around "My star actor can't do multiple roles" when the premise of your show is "The star does multiple roles"?

    Whedon also has a lot of other shows on his resume. It doesn't make much sense to make sweeping conclusions based on the weakest one.

    And are we saying Dollhouse was straight up bad now. It had a rough start, but the overall cast and writing were solid and there were some very good episodes. It was just the kind of concept that would have been better on cable.

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    wanderingwandering Russia state-affiliated media Registered User regular
    "Judge talent at its best, character at its worst."

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    The JudgeThe Judge The Terwilliger CurvesRegistered User regular
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bItkdkkD2z8

    Scary Denzel is a fun Denzel.

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    DenadaDenada Registered User regular
    I wonder if Ryan Reynolds has some kind of contract stipulation that his first scene in every movie has to be him waking up in bed with a Generic Attractive Woman.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Denada wrote:
    I wonder if Ryan Reynolds has some kind of contract stipulation that his first scene in every movie has to be him waking up in bed with a Generic Attractive Woman.

    Realism? I mean look at Ryan Reynolds.

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    DeadfallDeadfall I don't think you realize just how rich he is. In fact, I should put on a monocle.Registered User regular
    Man Safe House looks awesome.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Deadfall wrote:
    Man Safe House looks awesome.

    It looked decent enough. Reynolds has the look of a guy who can pull off an action movie, he just hasn't been in a good one yet.

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    SentrySentry Registered User regular
    For some reason I can't stay mad at Ryan Reynolds. I've been disappointed by almost all of his stuff, but I can't seem to blame him for any of it.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Sentry wrote:
    For some reason I can't stay mad at Ryan Reynolds. I've been disappointed by almost all of his stuff, but I can't seem to blame him for any of it.

    Its because he's so dreamy.

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    AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    I think the most I can blame Reynolds for is taking paycheck gigs that clearly aren't going to be good.

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    FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    I thought he was pretty good in buried.

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    ZampanovZampanov You May Not Go Home Until Tonight Has Been MagicalRegistered User regular
    Preacher wrote:
    Deadfall wrote:
    Man Safe House looks awesome.

    It looked decent enough. Reynolds has the look of a guy who can pull off an action movie, he just hasn't been in a good one yet.

    I liked Smokin' Aces. Although his part wasn't super big during the actual action scenes.

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    CommunistCowCommunistCow Abstract Metal ThingyRegistered User regular
    Fencingsax wrote:
    I thought he was pretty good in buried.

    I concur. Also I really liked Man on Fire and this seems like a very similar role for Denzel.

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    SentrySentry Registered User regular
    I only got about 15 minutes into Buried before I got too claustrophobic. Which was exactly the point so it seems they made a pretty darn good movie.

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    DeadfallDeadfall I don't think you realize just how rich he is. In fact, I should put on a monocle.Registered User regular
    edited November 2011
    I'm just a sucker for spies in movies who are trained to be living weapons and then go rogue, like the Bourne series. That looks right up my alley.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    I'm a sucker for a movie where an older man turns a younger man gay... wait shit what were we saying?

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    KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    Preacher wrote:
    I'm a sucker for a movie where an older man turns a younger man gay... wait shit what were we saying?

    They're remaking "Gods & Monsters"?

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    KalTorak wrote:
    Preacher wrote:
    I'm a sucker for a movie where an older man turns a younger man gay... wait shit what were we saying?

    They're remaking "Gods & Monsters"?

    I'm just saying its not a surprise a white female is exclaiming that Denzel turned ryan reynolds in this film. It turns out Reynolds doesn't work for the CIA he works for the GOP.

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    PaladinPaladin Registered User regular
    I think the most I can blame Reynolds for is taking paycheck gigs that clearly aren't going to be good.

    wasn't that ben affleck

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    WankWank Registered User regular
    Yeah I came here to post that Safe House trailer...Denzel being all badass gave me some Training Day flashbacks

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    DiannaoChongDiannaoChong Registered User regular
    February is where movies go to die, right? So this isn't actually expected to do anything? Right? Looks decent, if not just a guilty pleasure for an Denzel "man on fire" type action movie.

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