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Secret Satan 2011: Satans sent! Let the Giftening begin

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    Hunter wrote:
    Hunter wrote:
    though, I guess I could dig on a blu ray of leprechaun

    How about the complete Sex and the City collection instead of Jennifer Aniston stuff?

    damnit hunter

    The complete sensitive and/or strong woman collection of Julia Roberts?

    gack

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    Hunter wrote:
    Hunter wrote:
    though, I guess I could dig on a blu ray of leprechaun

    How about the complete Sex and the City collection instead of Jennifer Aniston stuff?

    damnit hunter

    The complete sensitive and/or strong woman collection of Julia Roberts?

    gack

    Rosie O'donnell's Greatest Film Roles on Blue-Ray?

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    Hunter wrote:
    Hunter wrote:
    Hunter wrote:
    though, I guess I could dig on a blu ray of leprechaun

    How about the complete Sex and the City collection instead of Jennifer Aniston stuff?

    damnit hunter

    The complete sensitive and/or strong woman collection of Julia Roberts?

    gack

    Rosie O'donnell's Greatest Film Roles on Blue-Ray?

    pfft. I already own riding on the bus with my sister so I own all those

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    So I'm finding that there are just TOO MANY options

    For my Satanee

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    Hunter wrote:
    Hunter wrote:
    Hunter wrote:
    though, I guess I could dig on a blu ray of leprechaun

    How about the complete Sex and the City collection instead of Jennifer Aniston stuff?

    damnit hunter

    The complete sensitive and/or strong woman collection of Julia Roberts?

    gack

    Rosie O'donnell's Greatest Film Roles on Blue-Ray?

    pfft. I already own riding on the bus with my sister so I own all those

    At least this way you could get A League of Their Own and Another Stakeout for some jerk off material.

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    sheri just send me a blank check so I can relive my favorite children's movie

    that one about the kid who gets a blank check from an evil businessman

    plan 9 from outer space I think it was

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    BEAST!BEAST! Adventurer Adventure!!!!!Registered User regular
    OMFG I got home tonight and was all "Oh snap there's a big package at the bottom of the stairs leading up to my apartment!!!! AHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! I finally get to experience having a secret satan send me things!!!!!!!"

    and then it was for someone else in the building

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    Hunter wrote:
    Hunter wrote:
    Hunter wrote:
    Hunter wrote:
    though, I guess I could dig on a blu ray of leprechaun

    How about the complete Sex and the City collection instead of Jennifer Aniston stuff?

    damnit hunter

    The complete sensitive and/or strong woman collection of Julia Roberts?

    gack

    Rosie O'donnell's Greatest Film Roles on Blue-Ray?

    pfft. I already own riding on the bus with my sister so I own all those

    At least this way you could get A League of Their Own and Another Stakeout for some jerk off material.

    I got nip/tuck for that

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    sheri just send me a blank check so I can relive my favorite children's movie

    that one about the kid who gets a blank check from an evil businessman

    plan 9 from outer space I think it was

    If only you were my Satanee!

    or are you

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    Sheri wrote:
    sheri just send me a blank check so I can relive my favorite children's movie

    that one about the kid who gets a blank check from an evil businessman

    plan 9 from outer space I think it was

    If only you were my Satanee!

    or are you

    the suspense, she kills me

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    Moriveth wrote:
    Moriveth wrote:
    That reminds me, the rubber on my controllers is actually coming off on the left stick

    it's really weird

    at some point I'll get new controllers

    @Moriveth

    http://www.miniinthebox.com/replacement-analog-3d-joystick-for-xbox-360-grey-_p168206.html

    Oh hey, that's rad. I'll have to try that (assuming replacement is easy!).

    It's a bit fiddly, but not as bad as the Dualshock. It's worth the quarter hour or so of your time the first time you do it. After that it takes a couple of minutes.

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    Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    Man, reusing the same angle in back to back weeks? That's a downgrade on your feud score, WWE.

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    Hunter wrote:
    though, I guess I could dig on a blu ray of leprechaun

    How about the complete Sex and the City collection instead of Jennifer Aniston stuff?

    No.

    You should buy that for me instead.

    Only just a DVD version, I don't have a Blu Ray player.

    yet

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    Goose! wrote: »
    Man, reusing the same angle in back to back weeks? That's a downgrade on your feud score, WWE.

    wrong thread, Goose

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    Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    Keith wrote:
    Hunter wrote:
    though, I guess I could dig on a blu ray of leprechaun

    How about the complete Sex and the City collection instead of Jennifer Aniston stuff?

    No.

    You should buy that for me instead.

    Only just a DVD version, I don't have a Blu Ray player.

    yet

    Keith.

    I don't care what you want from others, or don't have.

    If you buy me a Blu Ray player, I will get you something.

    It might be from your Amazon wishlist.

    It might be something you've wanted for a while now.

    It might even be something you didn't even know existed until I give it to you.

    But I promise at some point you'll receive it if you do that.

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    I'm not your Satan

    but I'll see what I can do

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
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    Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    It's Keith

    It will be

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    Sheri wrote:
    It might be a picture of his dick!

    So microfilm, huh

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    I don't have a zoom lens :(

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    BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    Dear Satanee,

    I have completed the work on my gift cannon. You should expect it to be loaded and ready to fire by next week, at such time it will rain happiness and joy and fire upon you

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Can we do a thing for our satans to look for new comments in this thread by tagging such posts with *username*Satan?

    Like I would say: @MunkusSatan

    If you are willing to bust the bank for the the decrepit ol' me, I need a new PC. My laptop is still damaged from the tornado and my old PC is from the stone age. I know I put a lot of open world-y stuff on my wish-list, but after spending an hour with Fallout3 I am reminding just how much I fucking hate that type of game. I took off Skyrim from my wishlist, but definitely avoid giving open world game shit to me.

    Other items I could use are: A really classy yellow silk power-tie. My old one got stained at PAX Prime and is pretty much ruined.
    I think I said this in my written wishlist, but one thing I really like is fanart of my Avatar or person. If you or someone you know is a professional artist, it would be really cool to have framed art of me (the person) doing the phoenix wright objection to an Auburn Tiger.

    If you got any questions, just use someone like say a duck, bogey, or even rorus raz to send me a PM asking me stuff and your anonymity is assured.

    (Oh, and I really don't like jokes about my inability to poop during Christmas, it's actually rather depressing if you think about it)

    Merry Christmas!

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    MarthMarth Registered User regular
    edited November 2011
    I usually just look for my Satanee while reading the thread and pay extra attention to their posts.

    Marth on
    Steam PSN LoL: SadSchaub Battle.net: SadSchaub#1357
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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited November 2011
    you actually can't search for @ tags using the forum search function, btw

    though you can probably just do " MunkusSatan " in the post somewhere

    I'd say just link your latest post in your sig with a note that you've updated it

    Vivixenne on
    XBOX: NOVADELPHINI | DISCORD: NOVADELPHINI #7387 | TWITTER
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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Vivixenne wrote:
    you actually can't search for @ tags using the forum search function, btw

    I'd say just link your latest post in your sig with a note that you've updated it

    You can search for the stuff contained in it.

    I know you marked me in an @ tag recently but I only saw it because I ego searched "Munkus"

    So searching MunkusSatan should bring that post right up.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    I just picked up three things for my Satan at lunch.

    I could feel the plastic of the bag deforming when I was carrying it.

    Shipping....

    And I'm not even done!

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    huh what's weird is that searching for @ MunkusSatan doesn't work (without the space of course)

    but searching for just "MunkusSatan" does work

    but also DOESN'T find the other posts that have contained MunkusSatan

    MY MIND IS BLOWING

    XBOX: NOVADELPHINI | DISCORD: NOVADELPHINI #7387 | TWITTER
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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    Also honey next time you ANSWER YOUR PHONE.

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    Don't call me now though it's too late.

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    he's moved on

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    Blake T wrote:
    Also honey next time you ANSWER YOUR PHONE.

    I just went to check, it was on silent! Sorry!

    XBOX: NOVADELPHINI | DISCORD: NOVADELPHINI #7387 | TWITTER
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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    If I said you had a beautiful body keith would you hold it against me?

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    no, sorry

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited November 2011
    :cry:

    Vivixenne on
    XBOX: NOVADELPHINI | DISCORD: NOVADELPHINI #7387 | TWITTER
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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    Wouldn't believe me?

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    edited November 2011
    Nah, he's too busy already rubbing himself all over Aphostile and redfenix...

    Donovan Puppyfucker on
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    OkamiOkami On the internet nobody knows you're a dog. Nobody. Land of Ports, OreganoRegistered User regular
    I haven't played Skyrim for myself, but from what I've seen on my boyfriend's campaign, it's not the bug fest people seem to think it is

    it's actually pretty neat and I might actually pick it up if he stops hoggin' it like a butt

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    godmodegodmode Southeast JapanRegistered User regular
    I haven't had a single problem yet on my 2-year old PC. I think the people experiencing bugs just have shit luck.

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    if you are my satan read this:
    if i get a gift before december 20th, it will be sent back with a note saying 'try again around christmas'

    okay no it wont but seriously guys christmas is like 7 weeks away

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
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