I should get a haircut and find someone to take a decent picture of me and make one of these fuckin' OK Cupid profiles
yes!
it's not super complicated- just smile (not huge and cheesy, just showing you're not a sack) with enough light to not look awful but not backlit by sunlight to wash you out
1) don't use flash
2) don't take pictures of yourself
3) if you do take pictures of yourself use a tripod for gosh sakes, don't hold the camera
4) if you do hold the camera don't use a mirror and do not under any circumstances hold the camera above your head myspace style.
simonwolfi can feel a differencetoday, a differenceRegistered Userregular
Yeah I need to get a haircut, I have been avoiding it but if I'm trying to get a job and also maybe meet some women I should probably clip my red fro some
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KageraImitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered Userregular
my okc pics suck, you should take a good one for me
Don't you get laid like regularly?
yeah but i would prolly do better with some good pics
As someone who gets laid irregularly, stop hogging the global lay supply bro
my success rate only affects the local economy, bro
This is a global world dude! Your local women travel and if they are satisfied by chu cock they are less likely to go for Kag dick while away on business or vacay
My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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simonwolfi can feel a differencetoday, a differenceRegistered Userregular
1) don't use flash
2) don't take pictures of yourself
3) if you do take pictures of yourself use a tripod for gosh sakes, don't hold the camera
4) if you do hold the camera don't use a mirror and do not under any circumstances hold the camera above your head myspace style.
hold on gonna go break all these rules right now
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KageraImitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered Userregular
my okc pics suck, you should take a good one for me
Don't you get laid like regularly?
yeah but i would prolly do better with some good pics
As someone who gets laid irregularly, stop hogging the global lay supply bro
my success rate only affects the local economy, bro
This is a global world dude! Your local women travel and if they are satisfied by chu cock they are less likely to go for Kag dick while away on business or vacay
wouldn't they still try kag cock to make an informed, boolean determination
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KageraImitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered Userregular
my okc pics suck, you should take a good one for me
Don't you get laid like regularly?
yeah but i would prolly do better with some good pics
As someone who gets laid irregularly, stop hogging the global lay supply bro
my success rate only affects the local economy, bro
This is a global world dude! Your local women travel and if they are satisfied by chu cock they are less likely to go for Kag dick while away on business or vacay
wouldn't they still try kag cock to make an informed, boolean determination
Time to start building my list-of-places-to-take-Cutethulhu.
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KageraImitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered Userregular
I also kinda like using this Kag cock and chu dick reference and will continue to use it. Perhaps I will even expand on it for other forum members such as Sarks sack and Hakkes vag
it's not super complicated- just smile (not huge and cheesy, just showing you're not a sack) with enough light to not look awful but not backlit by sunlight to wash you out
but with that said there is nothing wrong with sunlight. In fact sunlight is the best!
but some people practically put their head between the lens and the sun
Organichu on
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simonwolfi can feel a differencetoday, a differenceRegistered Userregular
Okay so here is the thing
I am the worst judge at picture of myself, because as everyone knows, I think I look like the horrible mutant stepchild of Cthulhu and Charles II of Spain
or in layman's terms
pretty ugly
Therefore I will be unable to ever put up a picture of myself due to my emotions
I just apply photoshop until I am not the grim reaper.
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KageraImitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered Userregular
Emotional hormonalism doesn't lend itself to the longview my good man. Also iPhone's autocorrect almost changed that to 'long. Jew' which is quite the compliment for your penis and since I have an iPhone 4S you can imagine Siri is complimenting your penis.
My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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yes!
it's not super complicated- just smile (not huge and cheesy, just showing you're not a sack) with enough light to not look awful but not backlit by sunlight to wash you out
wear a shirt that fits if it's shoulders up
there you go
I got too fat for my fancy shirts
what do
Don't you get laid like regularly?
Ladies just get seduced by it
yeah but i would prolly do better with some good pics
it doesn't have to be a 'nice' shirt
just make sure it's not too big
As someone who gets laid irregularly, stop hogging the global lay supply bro
Visible nipple tight
ladies
my success rate only affects the local economy, bro
better than too big
seriously
1) don't use flash
2) don't take pictures of yourself
3) if you do take pictures of yourself use a tripod for gosh sakes, don't hold the camera
4) if you do hold the camera don't use a mirror and do not under any circumstances hold the camera above your head myspace style.
This is a global world dude! Your local women travel and if they are satisfied by chu cock they are less likely to go for Kag dick while away on business or vacay
hold on gonna go break all these rules right now
Depends on cellulite man. No one likes cottage outlines in spandex.
wouldn't they still try kag cock to make an informed, boolean determination
We are talking about women. C'mon, man.
but some people practically put their head between the lens and the sun
I am the worst judge at picture of myself, because as everyone knows, I think I look like the horrible mutant stepchild of Cthulhu and Charles II of Spain
or in layman's terms
pretty ugly
Therefore I will be unable to ever put up a picture of myself due to my emotions
i will decide which is the most likely to generate moisture
Maybe I'll try and do something about this tomorrow, I do want a haircut pretty bad
b-b-b-broken tags
But I can't edit your post.