Santa, is this finally the year I get that pony I always asked for?
Ho ho ho, Chimera! Santa can provide the pony, but you have forgotten to ask for proper fencing, shelter, and feeding equipment for the pony. Santa cannot in good conscience put the care of a living creature in the hands of a girl so thoughtless!
Santa has been assuming all this time that you expected to house the pony in your small living area. Chimera, ponies cannot flourish in such an environment!
Even if I let it eat from the leaves of my desk fern and house ficus? It doesn't have to be a big pony.... just maybe one of those little miniature ones. I want to name her Professor Snuggles. :c
Chimera,
The pony designated for you was given long ago as a source of nourishment to a large family of starving children in Nanjing. Your small loss gained those children an extra month of life.
Ho ho ho! Santa is timeless. Santa is the beginning and the end.
Then how are you starting to feel your age?
Are you saying that the end is nigh and we should all repent?
Melding,
Santa understands. You do not like presents. Santa will deliver one last gift to you on Christmas Eve. It will be on your doorstep. Santa suggests buying a fire extinguisher.
Aren't you guys a little old to still believe in alt accounts?
Aneurhythmia, this is why you never get hardly anything that you want for Christmas!
Ho ho ho!
"Never get hardly anything" functions as double negation for the things I want. Please plan accordingly.
Aneurhythmia, Santa is giving you a carbon monoxide detector for Christmas! Santa hopes it reaches you in time. Hopefully no accidents occur before Christmas!
Ho ho ho! Santa is timeless. Santa is the beginning and the end.
Then how are you starting to feel your age?
Are you saying that the end is nigh and we should all repent?
Melding,
Santa understands. You do not like presents. Santa will deliver one last gift to you on Christmas Eve. It will be on your doorstep. Santa suggests buying a fire extinguisher.
HO HO HO!
Pff, you haven't made one proper delivery to me in my life. I will however, call the fire department for my neighbour.
She became an alcoholic when she was pregnant with you and your brother. She has not been able to kick the habit since then. Perhaps if you ask Santa for recommendations for the nearest Substance Abuse Treatment Centers, she could seek help
Santa, is this finally the year I get that pony I always asked for?
Ho ho ho, Chimera! Santa can provide the pony, but you have forgotten to ask for proper fencing, shelter, and feeding equipment for the pony. Santa cannot in good conscience put the care of a living creature in the hands of a girl so thoughtless!
Santa has been assuming all this time that you expected to house the pony in your small living area. Chimera, ponies cannot flourish in such an environment!
Even if I let it eat from the leaves of my desk fern and house ficus? It doesn't have to be a big pony.... just maybe one of those little miniature ones. I want to name her Professor Snuggles. :c
Chimera,
The pony designated for you was given long ago as a source of nourishment to a large family of starving children in Nanjing. Your small loss gained those children an extra month of life.
Ho ho ho!!
Dear Santa,
Can I have a Henroid pony then? If not, what am I to do for food once Oklahoma finishes breaking away from the mainland due to all our earthquakes?
She became an alcoholic when she was pregnant with you and your brother. She has not been able to kick the habit since then. Perhaps if you ask Santa for recommendations for the nearest Substance Abuse Treatment Centers, she could seek help
Ho ho ho!!
I'm more interested in trying to get her to drink more.
Just saying, it's not too late for you to deliver that winning season I asked for.
Young Tox,
Santa has promised never to reveal the sordid past of a certain Ron Rivera. Just know that little Ron is not getting what he wants for Christmas, which means neither are you.
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Chimera,
The pony designated for you was given long ago as a source of nourishment to a large family of starving children in Nanjing. Your small loss gained those children an extra month of life.
Ho ho ho!!
"Never get hardly anything" functions as double negation for the things I want. Please plan accordingly.
Hello Druhim,
Santa loves you very much. But axial tilt is the reason for the season.
Ho ho ho!!!!
Melding,
Santa understands. You do not like presents. Santa will deliver one last gift to you on Christmas Eve. It will be on your doorstep. Santa suggests buying a fire extinguisher.
HO HO HO!
HO HO HO, TLB. Santa does not believe in communism. Santa prefers dictatorship.
Why does my mother drink so much?
Because of you.
...Daddy?
Aneurhythmia, Santa is giving you a carbon monoxide detector for Christmas! Santa hopes it reaches you in time. Hopefully no accidents occur before Christmas!
HO HO HO!
Yo. How you doin?
Hello Macera,
You are my favorite little child. But you have always been a little weird.
HO HO HO!
Pff, you haven't made one proper delivery to me in my life. I will however, call the fire department for my neighbour.
Look, I know I've been pretty scarce for the last couple of decades but I'm hoping we can put that behind us. What I'm saying is, can I borrow $50?
and followup question
should I cross the streams
Hello Sassori,
She became an alcoholic when she was pregnant with you and your brother. She has not been able to kick the habit since then. Perhaps if you ask Santa for recommendations for the nearest Substance Abuse Treatment Centers, she could seek help
Ho ho ho!!
Solid. Did you sign up for Satans?
No.
Dear Santa,
Can I have a Henroid pony then? If not, what am I to do for food once Oklahoma finishes breaking away from the mainland due to all our earthquakes?
Nope. Wasn't planning on doing it.
Hello TLB,
Perhaps you should ask your father these sensitive questions.
Oh, wait a moment....
OH HO HO HO!!!
yaaay I'm the favorite!
:c
The Panther's are 2-6, with 8 games left to play.
Just saying, it's not too late for you to deliver that winning season I asked for.
Nope. February.
I'm more interested in trying to get her to drink more.
But thanks.
Santa's head Elf has requested an audience with Santa. Santa will return within the hour unless there is a Toy Emergency.
HO HO HO!!!
it is not the real santa posting in here but the kraumpus in disguise
I finally decided to bite the bullet. Starting to actually make friends on this site, figured I might as well invest myself a bit more.
Figured it probably won't hurt.
You should totally give him the 50 now. That way he can buy it and play it and make sure it is good enough of a game to give to you in February.
Young Tox,
Santa has promised never to reveal the sordid past of a certain Ron Rivera. Just know that little Ron is not getting what he wants for Christmas, which means neither are you.
Ho ho ho!!!!!!!!!