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Occupy Hell: How come 1% of the forumers get 99% of the gifts?! [Secret Satans]

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    It was a really nice set of gifts!

    I already have M&B:W on steam though.

    So I hope Sal doesn't mind if I give that copy to clwashrimpy.

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    IsoldaeIsoldae Hats Off To JigglypuffRegistered User regular
    My gifts have apparently been delivered and my Santanee has posted since they have been delivered.

    Should I be freaking out?

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    SLyMSLyM Registered User regular
    Status: Shipment Delayed
    Ship Carrier: UPS
    Tracking ID: NOPE
    Latest Event: A PLACE
    Delay in delivery due to weather or natural disaster

    :?

    :?:?:?:?:?:?

    My friend is working on a roguelike game you can play if you want to. (It has free demo)
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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited November 2011
    SLyM wrote:
    Status: Shipment Delayed
    Ship Carrier: UPS
    Tracking ID: NOPE
    Latest Event: A PLACE
    Delay in delivery due to weather or natural disaster

    :?

    :?:?:?:?:?:?

    Looks like somebody

    8-)

    rained on your parade

    STATE OF THE ART ROBOT on
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    SenorTacosSenorTacos Registered User regular
    Isoldae wrote:
    My gifts have apparently been delivered and my Santanee has posted since they have been delivered.

    Should I be freaking out?

    I always worry this is me. Like there is a package in the bushes and I haven't seen it and my satan is so worried.

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    Matev wrote:
    Awesome, Carcasonne is good times.

    I've only played the Xbox Live Arcade version but it's awesome

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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    My Satanee should get their stuff today or tomorrow! :3

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    LegbaLegba He did. Registered User regular
    edited November 2011
    Isoldae wrote:
    My gifts have apparently been delivered and my Santanee has posted since they have been delivered.

    Should I be freaking out?

    Not if it's me and it was delivered in the last 14 hours. I'll get it once I get home.

    Legba on
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    riddleheroriddlehero Registered User regular
    It looks like my bat-brained friend has found his first bat-gift!

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    riddleheroriddlehero Registered User regular
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    AeytherAeyther Registered User regular
    riddlehero killed batman and cut the top of his mask off.

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    edited December 2011
    I just got the wierdest phonecall.

    "Oh hi, this is random phone girl #835 with a cute Canadian accent. We can't ship the item you ordered outside of the US, because the manufacturer REALLY doesn't want us to. Do you have an address within the continental US you can have this gift shipped to instead?"

    Uh, no, myself and the recipient both live in Australia...

    "Do you have an account with someone like Bongo?"

    What's a Bongo?

    "*explains what a Bongo is*"

    How much does that cost? Can I ring you back?

    "Yeah sure, I'll put your order on hold for you."

    Uh, okay I guess."

    I was just coming in here to see if I could beg borrow or steal someone to act as an intermediary when, not15 seconds later;

    "Hey there, this is #835 again, I just talked to my boss and he said we can ship the item, just please pretty please make sure you don't tell anybody wherre you got it from. The manufacturer makes us sign a contract saying we won't ship overseas, and we'll get in trouble. Please don't tell anybody okay?"

    No worries, it's a present for a mate, I'll be sure to not even tell him where it's coming from. Thanks.




    You see that, #pipe? You're not allowed to tell anybody where one of your presents came from. You haven't got it yet, but when you do, no dobbing. I don't want random phone girl #835 with the cute accent to get fired. Even if she is a bit of a drongo.

    Donovan Puppyfucker on
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    MatevMatev Cero Miedo Registered User regular
    Stop speaking Australianish!

    "Go down, kick ass, and set yourselves up as gods, that's our Prime Directive!"
    Hail Hydra
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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    You have broken international trade treaty laws.

    You shall be slain.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    Hey Satanee, did you get your package yet? I hope you did!

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    The really dumb thing about the situation is, I have seen this companies products on sale here. All over the place. Why on earth they would make an online retailer do that, I do not know.

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    LegbaLegba He did. Registered User regular
    Emergency gifting question @Zucchini!

    Emergency gifting question @Zucchini!

    Emergency gifting question @Zucchini!
    Would you describe yourself as easily offended by jokes aimed at the religious?

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    SalSal Damnedest Little Fellow Registered User regular
    Uriel wrote:
    It was a really nice set of gifts!

    I already have M&B:W on steam though.

    So I hope Sal doesn't mind if I give that copy to clwashrimpy.

    Whoooops! :oops: Please, feel free to give it away

    I'm glad you liked everything else! :D

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    Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    Legba wrote:
    Emergency gifting question @Zucchini!

    Emergency gifting question @Zucchini!

    Emergency gifting question @Zucchini!
    Would you describe yourself as easily offended by jokes aimed at the religious?

    Aww Legba you shoulda just sent it. Satanee ain't allowed to complain anyhow.

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    zucchinizucchini robothero pretty much amazingRegistered User regular
    I am actually almost impossible to offend.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    The really dumb thing about the situation is, I have seen this companies products on sale here. All over the place. Why on earth they would make an online retailer do that, I do not know.

    . . .

    Because when you contract with someone to sell a product, part of what goes into that is what area you can sell it in. They have a contract to sell things in Australia with certain retailers IN Australia and they have a contract to sell things in America with certain retailers IN America.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    zucchini wrote:
    I am actually almost impossible to offend.

    sexting you a picture of my taint

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    zucchinizucchini robothero pretty much amazingRegistered User regular
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    LegbaLegba He did. Registered User regular
    zucchini wrote:
    I am actually almost impossible to offend.

    Good because I am drink and I just watched the funniest thing. Arriving at your door sometime sometime.

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    Legba wrote:
    zucchini wrote:
    I am actually almost impossible to offend.

    Good because I am drink and I just watched the funniest thing. Arriving at your door sometime sometime.

    Schindler's List wasn't a comedy, Legba.

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    ThreeCubedThreeCubed Grandma Winky's fat ankles Registered User regular
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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    Sal wrote:
    Uriel wrote:
    It was a really nice set of gifts!

    I already have M&B:W on steam though.

    So I hope Sal doesn't mind if I give that copy to clwashrimpy.

    Whoooops! :oops: Please, feel free to give it away

    I'm glad you liked everything else! :D

    No problem! I'm sure clawshrimpy will love it.

    We got a good match of Carcassonne in too.

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    LegbaLegba He did. Registered User regular
    Keith wrote:
    Legba wrote:
    zucchini wrote:
    I am actually almost impossible to offend.

    Good because I am drink and I just watched the funniest thing. Arriving at your door sometime sometime.

    Schindler's List wasn't a comedy, Legba.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKTh7zBIcrM

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    LegbaLegba He did. Registered User regular
    @Zucchini I demand that you drink beers with your mates when you partake of the mystery item that will arrive at yours december 6.

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    zucchinizucchini robothero pretty much amazingRegistered User regular
    Any excuse to drink beers is a good excuse.

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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    Legba wrote:
    Keith wrote:
    Legba wrote:
    zucchini wrote:
    I am actually almost impossible to offend.

    Good because I am drink and I just watched the funniest thing. Arriving at your door sometime sometime.

    Schindler's List wasn't a comedy, Legba.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKTh7zBIcrM

    holy shittttt

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    The really dumb thing about the situation is, I have seen this companies products on sale here. All over the place. Why on earth they would make an online retailer do that, I do not know.

    . . .

    Because when you contract with someone to sell a product, part of what goes into that is what area you can sell it in. They have a contract to sell things in Australia with certain retailers IN Australia and they have a contract to sell things in America with certain retailers IN America.

    Pffft, the law.

    Also munkus, for some reason, every time I think about you being from Alabama and having a law degree I immediately picture you as the lawyer for venture brothers.

    Blake T on
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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    From a well known homosexual actor

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    The really dumb thing about the situation is, I have seen this companies products on sale here. All over the place. Why on earth they would make an online retailer do that, I do not know.

    . . .

    Because when you contract with someone to sell a product, part of what goes into that is what area you can sell it in. They have a contract to sell things in Australia with certain retailers IN Australia and they have a contract to sell things in America with certain retailers IN America.

    But. . . but then why do they have the option to put an international address in the ship to field?

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    They also sell stuff from other manufacturers.

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    LegbaLegba He did. Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    Sending gifts while drunk, pros and cons:

    PROS:
    * Sent awesome gift

    CONS:
    * Almost sent said gift to ex-girlfriend.

    CONCLUSION:
    * Awkward scenario narrowly avoided, experiment great success!

    Legba on
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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    Amazon is actually really good with it and says on the product page whether or not it ships internationally, though it's also really frustrating when you see something you really want and go man....

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    Blake T wrote:
    Amazon is actually really good with it and says on the product page whether or not it ships internationally, though it's also really frustrating when you see something you really want and go man....

    ^This.

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    They also sell stuff from other manufacturers.

    Aaaaah

    But at some point you'd think it'd stop you

    Otherwise they probably call lots of customers just to tell them they can't ship their stuff

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