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I'm going to open up a regular detective agency to help debunk psychic ones. Who wants to be my side kick?
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Munkus BeaverYou don't have to attend every argument you are invited to.Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPAregular
They don't call him Blake "Wet Blanket" T because he signed up with a silly screenname.
Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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Munkus BeaverYou don't have to attend every argument you are invited to.Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPAregular
Fandyien, just calm down and relax and take some deep breaths.
No one is gonna successfully frame you, and it's pretty unlikely anyone is stupid enough to try and frame you. Police aren't out to get you in trouble (most the time).
Think about all the people who have been successfully framed for shit in the past. The number is crazy small.
Also, remember that we are (generally) innocent until proven guilty. Even if someone is silly and stupid enough to try and get you in trouble for this, they're going to have to convince other people that you actually made the conscious decision to write hate graffiti about yourself.
That's a pretty hard argument to make.
Just keep living like you usually do, that's the best way to prove all those fucks wrong.
Look at me. Look at me. Look at how large the monster inside me has become. Crunch Crunch! Munch Munch! Chomp Chomp! Gulp!
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StraightziHere we may reign secure, and in my choice,To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered Userregular
edited December 2011
Guys I am wearing a fedora and trenchcoat like right now
I even have handcuffs in my bag
I think we all know who is most qualified for this
Straightzi on
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StraightziHere we may reign secure, and in my choice,To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered Userregular
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HunterChemist with a heart of AuRegistered Userregular
Guys I am wearing a fedora and trenchcoat like right now
I even have handcuffs in my bag
I think we all know who is most qualified for this
The first officer that collects enough evidence to have you convicted as a sex offender.
He posts in SE++, so we already know he's a sexual deviant. He's on the internet so he has access to all kinds of horrific snuff, furry, loli, tentacle rape, and kiddie porn. He also plays video games, which makes him a violent predator that can't distinguish fiction from reality and has trained him to use all sorts of weapons because they're basically a violence simulator.
Munkus BeaverYou don't have to attend every argument you are invited to.Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPAregular
I'm going to open up a regular detective agency to help debunk psychic ones. Who wants to be my side kick?
So I get to be Gus?
No, you get to be whatever name I give you at the time, Ovaltine Jenkins.
Larry, don't be those two other Cinnamon Toast Crunch Chefs that got fired.
Losing that job was the best thing that ever happened to me. The prototype for my zipline pulley system for in-house snack transport is almost complete.
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yeah, i'm fuckin' positive
you probably internet insulted him in the most minor of ways
The trick to hiring TLB, is to fire him immediately citing that he is a loose cannon.
He will then solve the case in his own time saving you like fourteen dollars plus hooker expenses.
Satans..... hints.....
Satans..... hints.....
i haven't posted on facebook in like a year
i haven't the slightest idea who could be doing this shit and that almost scares me the most
he's just going to go home and get the .45 that they won't let him use while he's on an official assign ooooohhhhhhhh
Alternatively, you can assault a member of his family and frame it on the guy that is stalking you.
Of course you would have to know who is stalking you first, which would remove the need for hiring him in the first place.
The killing would be free though.
to be fair, the hooker expenses alone could bankrupt a lesser man
And it's not even because they're high class, expensive hookers.
It's just that there's so many of them.
I need to be surrounded by loose women at all times
It's always a Nemesis plot.
A noble endeavor
i thought about this, but whoever did this is a cowardly bitch who has to hide in the dark and insult me via a stupid destructive medium
i don't think i'm really in any danger
this must change
hey satan...: thinkgeek amazon My post |
Did your mom post about it?
Does your mom have your old highschool friends on her list?
(these are the sorts of things my mom does)
belly scratches?
I searched my local news to see if this cropped up, but apparently "anti-Semitic graffiti" is a popular thing to do around here.
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we could form
a council.
Sorry kiddo, I work alone.
Satans..... hints.....
When are you gonna let it go?
They don't call him Blake "Wet Blanket" T because he signed up with a silly screenname.
So I get to be Gus?
Yeah it's cause I wet the bed.
Satans..... hints.....
Satans..... hints.....
No, you get to be whatever name I give you at the time, Ovaltine Jenkins.
No one is gonna successfully frame you, and it's pretty unlikely anyone is stupid enough to try and frame you. Police aren't out to get you in trouble (most the time).
Think about all the people who have been successfully framed for shit in the past. The number is crazy small.
Also, remember that we are (generally) innocent until proven guilty. Even if someone is silly and stupid enough to try and get you in trouble for this, they're going to have to convince other people that you actually made the conscious decision to write hate graffiti about yourself.
That's a pretty hard argument to make.
Just keep living like you usually do, that's the best way to prove all those fucks wrong.
Crunch Crunch! Munch Munch! Chomp Chomp! Gulp!
I even have handcuffs in my bag
I think we all know who is most qualified for this
Secret Satan 2013 Wishlist
The first officer that collects enough evidence to have you convicted as a sex offender.
He posts in SE++, so we already know he's a sexual deviant. He's on the internet so he has access to all kinds of horrific snuff, furry, loli, tentacle rape, and kiddie porn. He also plays video games, which makes him a violent predator that can't distinguish fiction from reality and has trained him to use all sorts of weapons because they're basically a violence simulator.
Where do I pick up my reward?
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Larry, don't be those two other Cinnamon Toast Crunch Chefs that got fired.
Losing that job was the best thing that ever happened to me. The prototype for my zipline pulley system for in-house snack transport is almost complete.
that number is impossible to disclose, because someone successfully being framed means that it would never be proven. That doesn't make any sense.