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    DaxonDaxon Registered User regular
    simonwolf wrote:
    Man if we're counting "learning" then you might as well just say your age

    I was only counting actual schooling

    I started going to some form of preschool at the age of 3.

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    AldoAldo Hippo Hooray Registered User regular
    Daxon wrote:
    I wonder if crying in front of others is more therapeutic than crying alone.
    Depends on the kind emotion you're airing, I guess?

    I try not to cry, waste of water.

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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    moar restored greco-roman statuary please

    fuck gendered marketing
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    simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    Daxon wrote:
    simonwolf wrote:
    Man if we're counting "learning" then you might as well just say your age

    I was only counting actual schooling

    I started going to some form of preschool at the age of 3.

    As did I, great for us

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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    I went to choate for preschool

    fuck gendered marketing
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    thehumandignitythehumandignity Registered User regular
    Elldren wrote:
    moar restored greco-roman statuary please

    The+Archer300-40.jpg

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    DaxonDaxon Registered User regular
    I went to some place in Singapore really really far up this massive hill.

    To my 3 year old mind it was a fucking mountain.

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    thehumandignitythehumandignity Registered User regular
    Augustus+of+Primaporta+PAINTED.jpg

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    simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    so beautiful

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    DaxonDaxon Registered User regular
    Augustus+of+Primaporta+PAINTED.jpg

    I feel like they forgot his skin

    unless Augustus was an albino.

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    KalkinoKalkino Buttons Londres Registered User regular
    I've only counted actual schooling, but I just noted that my mother was a teacher (of new entrants)

    Freedom for the Northern Isles!
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    thehumandignitythehumandignity Registered User regular
    I think they're still working on that. They aren't just painting these statues, they're painstakingly extracting paint particles from within the marble so that they get the colors exactly right, which is a slow process without destroying the statue. I'm not entirely sure how they do it.

    Also, say what you will about Caligula, but this is awesome.
    In 39, Caligula performed a spectacular stunt by ordering a temporary floating bridge to be built using ships as pontoons, stretching for over two miles from the resort of Baiae to the neighboring port of Puteoli. It was said that the bridge was to rival that of Persian King Xerxes' crossing of the Hellespont. Caligula, a man who could not swim, then proceeded to ride his favorite horse, Incitatus, across, wearing the breastplate of Alexander the Great. This act was in defiance of a prediction by Tiberius's soothsayer Thrasyllus of Mendes that Caligula had "no more chance of becoming emperor than of riding a horse across the Bay of Baiae".

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    DaxonDaxon Registered User regular
    I sometimes wish I lived in a time of great social and economic inequality.

    and that I was a part of the nobility.

    oh wait, I am living in one and I am a part of the nobility.
    still I want more [/greed]

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    KalkinoKalkino Buttons Londres Registered User regular
    and of course the findings at Pompeii and Herculaneum showed huge amounts of colour too. When I walked about Pompeii a couple of months ago there was a lot of colour visible

    Freedom for the Northern Isles!
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    AldoAldo Hippo Hooray Registered User regular
    Mind fuck:

    4648361504_56d4af1c07_z.jpg
    kerk muslim quarter IMG_3826 by helloIamAldo, on Flickr

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    KalkinoKalkino Buttons Londres Registered User regular
    Daxon wrote:
    I sometimes wish I lived in a time of great social and economic inequality.

    and that I was a part of the nobility.

    oh wait, I am living in one and I am a part of the nobility.
    still I want more [/greed]

    You are not part of the nobility, unless you are worth many millions. I define nobility loosely, say the top 1 or 2% of the particular area you live in and since you live in London and are not a plutocrat, well

    Freedom for the Northern Isles!
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    DaxonDaxon Registered User regular
    Kalkino wrote:
    Daxon wrote:
    I sometimes wish I lived in a time of great social and economic inequality.

    and that I was a part of the nobility.

    oh wait, I am living in one and I am a part of the nobility.
    still I want more [/greed]

    You are not part of the nobility, unless you are worth many millions. I define nobility loosely, say the top 1 or 2% of the particular area you live in and since you live in London and are not a plutocrat, well

    on the world stage I'm pretty much nobility.

    Once I have a job I'll be able to travel the world quite freely, buying gifts and eating at good restaurants as well as expensive clothes etc etc.

    I do wish I was insanely rich though.

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    thehumandignitythehumandignity Registered User regular
    You are not part of the nobility unless you can blatantly murder a peasant and get away with it.

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    simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    Yeah, you're not nobility.

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    KalkinoKalkino Buttons Londres Registered User regular
    Daxon wrote:
    Kalkino wrote:
    Daxon wrote:
    I sometimes wish I lived in a time of great social and economic inequality.

    and that I was a part of the nobility.

    oh wait, I am living in one and I am a part of the nobility.
    still I want more [/greed]

    You are not part of the nobility, unless you are worth many millions. I define nobility loosely, say the top 1 or 2% of the particular area you live in and since you live in London and are not a plutocrat, well

    on the world stage I'm pretty much nobility.

    Once I have a job I'll be able to travel the world quite freely, buying gifts and eating at good restaurants as well as expensive clothes etc etc.

    I do wish I was insanely rich though.

    Sure, you, by the standards of contemporary and history are insanely privileged, as are most of us who are able to post here, but that doesn't make you nobility. Nobility means having the resources to pretty much do or achieve almost anything you want, either through money or influence. You might get to that position but you are not now

    Freedom for the Northern Isles!
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    thehumandignitythehumandignity Registered User regular
    You are not a part of the nobility unless you can afford to hire a butler, and then order him to find you a public office in your country's government and buy it for you.

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    DaxonDaxon Registered User regular
    Kalkino wrote:
    Daxon wrote:
    Kalkino wrote:
    Daxon wrote:
    I sometimes wish I lived in a time of great social and economic inequality.

    and that I was a part of the nobility.

    oh wait, I am living in one and I am a part of the nobility.
    still I want more [/greed]

    You are not part of the nobility, unless you are worth many millions. I define nobility loosely, say the top 1 or 2% of the particular area you live in and since you live in London and are not a plutocrat, well

    on the world stage I'm pretty much nobility.

    Once I have a job I'll be able to travel the world quite freely, buying gifts and eating at good restaurants as well as expensive clothes etc etc.

    I do wish I was insanely rich though.

    Sure, you, by the standards of contemporary and history are insanely privileged, as are most of us who are able to post here, but that doesn't make you nobility. Nobility means having the resources to pretty much do or achieve almost anything you want, either through money or influence. You might get to that position but you are not now

    I will never get to that position :(

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    thehumandignitythehumandignity Registered User regular
    Not with that attitude, you won't.

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    Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    You can marry into it Daxon.

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
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    KalkinoKalkino Buttons Londres Registered User regular
    Mojo_Jojo wrote:
    You can marry into it Daxon.

    Mojo, Daxon and you will never get married and the sooner you accept that, the sooner you will be happy

    Freedom for the Northern Isles!
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    DaxonDaxon Registered User regular
    edited January 2012
    Mojo_Jojo wrote:
    You can marry into it Daxon.

    I'd try but as far as I know the institution I'd have to marry into is rather conservative and thus a bit frowny-face on gayness.

    edit: then again fake-marriage to an elderly heiress is not super unappealing either.

    Daxon on
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    Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    Kalkino wrote:
    Mojo_Jojo wrote:
    You can marry into it Daxon.

    Mojo, Daxon and you will never get married and the sooner you accept that, the sooner you will be happy
    He will, I just need to badger him endlessly.

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
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    Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    Daxon wrote:
    Mojo_Jojo wrote:
    You can marry into it Daxon.

    I'd try but as far as I know the institution I'd have to marry into is rather conservative and thus a bit frowny-face on gayness.

    edit: then again fake-marriage to an elderly heiress is not super unappealing either.

    You can be a repressed gay in a loveless straight marriage. It's a noble tradition of conservative groups across the world.

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
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    thehumandignitythehumandignity Registered User regular
    You can get gay-married to an ultra-rich lesbian.

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    DaxonDaxon Registered User regular
    You can get gay-married to an ultra-rich lesbian.

    This sounds like a fucking plan.

    I'd love to get married to an ultra-rich lesbian who needs to hide her lack of sex drive towards men.

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    KalkinoKalkino Buttons Londres Registered User regular
    Mojo_Jojo wrote:
    Kalkino wrote:
    Mojo_Jojo wrote:
    You can marry into it Daxon.

    Mojo, Daxon and you will never get married and the sooner you accept that, the sooner you will be happy
    He will, I just need to badger him endlessly.

    You are a good badger-er, I do agree

    Freedom for the Northern Isles!
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    japanjapan Registered User regular
    Mojo_Jojo wrote:
    You can marry into it Daxon.

    My aunt once caused some embarrassment at one of my sister's birthday parties on discovering that one of my sister's schoolfriends will inherit the title of Laird. She was drunkenly trying to convince him to marry my cousin.

    It was particularly awkward because he was stone cold sober and trying to politely refuse without saying anything that might be interpreted as insulting towards my cousin.

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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    You can get gay-married to an ultra-rich lesbian.

    is she into me?

    fuck gendered marketing
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    KalkinoKalkino Buttons Londres Registered User regular
    japan wrote:
    Mojo_Jojo wrote:
    You can marry into it Daxon.

    My aunt once caused some embarrassment at one of my sister's birthday parties on discovering that one of my sister's schoolfriends will inherit the title of Laird. She was drunkenly trying to convince him to marry my cousin.

    It was particularly awkward because he was stone cold sober and trying to politely refuse without saying anything that might be interpreted as insulting towards my cousin.

    That is awesome

    Freedom for the Northern Isles!
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    thehumandignitythehumandignity Registered User regular
    Elldren wrote:
    You can get gay-married to an ultra-rich lesbian.

    is she into me?

    Are you gay? I believe that is a requirement for a gay marriage.

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    simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    B-but Laird isn't a title of nobility

    what would be the point

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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    Elldren wrote:
    You can get gay-married to an ultra-rich lesbian.

    is she into me?

    Are you gay? I believe that is a requirement for a gay marriage.

    it's not, but for the purposes of this interview, yes.

    fuck gendered marketing
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    japanjapan Registered User regular
    simonwolf wrote:
    B-but Laird isn't a title of nobility

    what would be the point

    This is where we go back to her being drunk.

    My sister doesn't let my family and her friends mix unsupervised at parties anymore.

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    japanjapan Registered User regular
    but Elldren, how will you pass the Registrar's bloodtest for teh gayz

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    thehumandignitythehumandignity Registered User regular
    edited January 2012
    How is Laird not nobility? For some really weirdly specific definition that does not include landed gentry?

    thehumandignity on
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