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    SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    Beasteh wrote: »
    i have never eaten an eel

    i should rectify this

    game of thrones tells me that apparently eels are fucking delicious

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    ZoelZoel I suppose... I'd put it on Registered User regular
    i helped raneados kill two times

    but he knew that the third time would be the last.

    A magician gives you a ring that, when worn, will let you see the world as it truly is.
    However, the ring will never leave your finger, and you will be unable to ever describe to another living person what you see.
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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    Margarazzi wrote:
    posting secret: "send keith a message" is my favorite local meme

    Raneados is horrible was one of my favorites until he disappeared. Then I just felt sad.
    Yeah this is me

    and he still isn't back yet

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    ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    Here's a secret

    I'm not really a buttlord

    I'm a buttking

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    BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    Margarazzi wrote:
    posting secret: "send keith a message" is my favorite local meme

    Raneados is horrible was one of my favorites until he disappeared. Then I just felt sad.

    fuuuuck I forgot rane actually dropped off the forums after that :( now I feel bad. I miss that completely un-horrible and totally rad dude.

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    ThreeCubedThreeCubed Grandma Winky's fat ankles Registered User regular
    Keith wrote: »
    Keith wrote:
    Fearghaill wrote:
    @Keith so just be real, our fragile egos can handle occasionally not being flirted with when you have a headache or whatever

    The thing is, I am being real, if exaggerating things a bit. I mean, I can't not flirt with you. Have you seen you? Impossible

    Posting secret: I post like this as a way to be more...comfortable with myself, I guess. Like, I don't flirt with anyone at all in real life. I can think of two times in my life I really have and I was pretty drunk for both (too drunk for one)

    I guess this is just my way of feeling like I won't always be alone?? I dunno

    Posting secret: Keep doing it Keith. It's better than playful hateful.

    Not that I MIND playful hateful.

    I just really love !keithflirt

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    I stopped ego searching my name entirely. but then i found out my posts get quoted in the D&D chat thread cause of the True American Dog thread?

    And now i'm scared of being thought of well in D&D.

    Those sub human creatures, they scare me.

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    ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    Posting secret:

    I enjoy sending keith messages

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    unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    posting secret: i start these kinds of threads when i don't see anything i want to talk about on the forum index

    posting secret: you can too

    nope

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    i also miss forum section rivalries

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    Melding wrote:
    i also miss forum section rivalries

    I miss them because we won all the time

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    JansonJanson Registered User regular
    Javen wrote:
    Janson wrote:
    hahaha i'm dumb i just figured out why these kinda threads always shoot to the moon

    it's not a thread devoted to a topic, to the exclusions of others, it's something everyone can join in and talk about

    and we have so many posters

    boom
    Really

    Really

    You just figured this out?

    Well the common explanation that's thrown around is people are way self absorbed and just like talking about themselves at any opportunity.

    But most people here are also ridiculous cynics

    yeah, i just kinda thought this and never thought about it again

    damn janson

    i thought you were nice
    I am! :(

    I nearly prefaced my post with a happy face

    and

    look what happens when I don't! Everyone is all like 'wow you are a meanie'

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    I have an irrational dislike for people who talk about themselves all the time

    (I am including myself in this statement)

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    SolarSolar Registered User regular
    Janson wrote:
    Javen wrote:
    Janson wrote:
    hahaha i'm dumb i just figured out why these kinda threads always shoot to the moon

    it's not a thread devoted to a topic, to the exclusions of others, it's something everyone can join in and talk about

    and we have so many posters

    boom
    Really

    Really

    You just figured this out?

    Well the common explanation that's thrown around is people are way self absorbed and just like talking about themselves at any opportunity.

    But most people here are also ridiculous cynics

    yeah, i just kinda thought this and never thought about it again

    damn janson

    i thought you were nice
    I am! :(

    I nearly prefaced my post with a happy face

    and

    look what happens when I don't! Everyone is all like 'wow you are a meanie'

    It's because you are a girl

    everyone on the internet knows that girls are mean

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    GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    Huntera wrote:
    TheStig wrote: »
    posting secret:
    no matter how much we may speak on the forum, unless we play video games together, I won't remember who you are

    This is my key to success.

    Most of my friends on this forum are people I played TF2 or Fighting Games with.

    real bros played wurm online @thorgot

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    posting secret: "send keith a message" is my favorite local meme

    posting secret: that was going to be a joke I did like, two or three times but then it took off out of nowhere so I'm just rolling with it until everybody hates me again

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    thorgotthorgot there is special providence in the fall of a sparrowRegistered User regular
    i ego search much more often than people post my name

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    thorgotthorgot there is special providence in the fall of a sparrowRegistered User regular
    edited February 2012
    wow what timing on that @gumpy

    thorgot on
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    ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    When I joined the forums I posted in SE. Then after a hiatus when I came back, I started posting in D&D instead. Then after another hiatus, I started posting in both, and eventually just stopped posting in D&D because my current schedule makes it too hard to keep up with threads there (there's two days a week I'm rarely, if ever, on here)

    Also because I like my threads casual, and while SE threads occasionally devolve into arguments, D&D threads start with them.

    Twitter! | Dilige, et quod vis fac
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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    Again?
    Nah you are a rad dude and much cooler since you mellowed out over the years.

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Melding wrote:
    Melding wrote:
    posting secret: i start these kinds of threads when i don't see anything i want to talk about on the forum index

    posting secret: you can too

    i do, but i theme them and they end up about dogs.

    oh well.
    this is not a bad thing

    I'm not saying it's bad. it's a bit perplexing, but i guess the Melding name brings out dog lovers.

    But really, i just make a thread "I want to talk about dinosaurs"

    and i guess i lost the pulse on the younger audience. kids don't give a shit about wizards and dinosaurs any more man.

    My time is over.

    we just need to bring it back

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    Moriveth wrote:
    I have an irrational dislike for people who talk about themselves all the time

    (I am including myself in this statement)

    but i'm the only topic i know well!

    That and random monster facts.

    So basically my area of expertise are things no one cares about

    also, my room reeks of wine.

    this is alarming. i have not had wine in here in years.

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    VALVEjunkieVALVEjunkie Registered User regular
    posting secret: I've only egosearched like twice, two years ago

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    posting secret: i start these kinds of threads when i don't see anything i want to talk about on the forum index

    posting secret: you can too

    nope

    lol

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    ThreeCubedThreeCubed Grandma Winky's fat ankles Registered User regular
    Margarazzi wrote:
    I have a crush on every boy.
    And every girl.
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    oh i actually have a posting secret about you

    i was gonna make a thread about how great you are for everyone to talk about how great you are

    i never did it, obviously, but i was gonna

    Wait what what!? I have a crush on you now.

    Be prepared.

    Keith has, like 9 pages in his profile that say Margarazzi sent you a message

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    thorgotthorgot there is special providence in the fall of a sparrowRegistered User regular
    Huntera wrote:
    TheStig wrote: »
    posting secret:
    no matter how much we may speak on the forum, unless we play video games together, I won't remember who you are

    This is my key to success.

    Most of my friends on this forum are people I played TF2 or Fighting Games with.

    real bros played cs:s @thorgot
    i'll form the legs

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    Posting secret: I'm always afraid people find me creepy because I hit on them so much, which is always like 90% in jest and 10% serious

    (it'd be 100% serious if there was ever a possibility)

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    JansonJanson Registered User regular
    Melding wrote:
    I stopped ego searching my name entirely. but then i found out my posts get quoted in the D&D chat thread cause of the True American Dog thread?

    And now i'm scared of being thought of well in D&D.

    Those sub human creatures, they scare me.

    :x

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    SolarSolar Registered User regular
    posting secret: I am so glad this forum does not have ignore lists

    Ignore lists are the last retreat of the pathetic

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    Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    Keith wrote:
    posting secret: "send keith a message" is my favorite local meme

    posting secret: that was going to be a joke I did like, two or three times but then it took off out of nowhere so I'm just rolling with it until everybody hates me again

    This will never happen

    Because I will never hate you

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    UnbrokenEvaUnbrokenEva HIGH ON THE WIRE BUT I WON'T TRIP ITRegistered User regular
    posting secret: at one point I knew of a handful or so posters from my city, but we never interacted outside the forums, except for the time I met Beavo in line for Free Comic Book Day.

    Now I think they've
    Keith wrote:
    Keith wrote:
    Fearghaill wrote:
    @Keith so just be real, our fragile egos can handle occasionally not being flirted with when you have a headache or whatever

    The thing is, I am being real, if exaggerating things a bit. I mean, I can't not flirt with you. Have you seen you? Impossible

    Posting secret: I post like this as a way to be more...comfortable with myself, I guess. Like, I don't flirt with anyone at all in real life. I can think of two times in my life I really have and I was pretty drunk for both (too drunk for one)

    I guess this is just my way of feeling like I won't always be alone?? I dunno

    Well you are a likeable dude and if trying a bit too hard here helps build confidence for flirting with RL folks than cool beans.

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    I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    Margarazzi wrote:
    Margarazzi wrote:
    I have a crush on every boy.
    And every girl.
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    oh i actually have a posting secret about you

    i was gonna make a thread about how great you are for everyone to talk about how great you are

    i never did it, obviously, but i was gonna

    Wait what what!? I have a crush on you now.

    Be prepared.

    Keith has, like 9 pages in his profile that say Margarazzi sent you a message
    lucky for you i'm 18

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    GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    Posting secret: I once talked to a forumer and she refused to give me any Netherack

    Why do you hate my light house towers @nuka

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Posting Secret: I find Keith hilarious and rad

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    ThreeCubedThreeCubed Grandma Winky's fat ankles Registered User regular
    Keith wrote: »
    Posting secret: I'm always afraid people find me creepy because I hit on them so much, which is always like 90% in jest and 10% serious

    (it'd be 100% serious if there was ever a possibility)

    Gosh Keith I'm like 50% serious when I say I'd do you.
    Only 50 because I don't get naked. Haven't yet figured out a way to sex with clothes on.

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    thorgot wrote:
    Huntera wrote:
    TheStig wrote: »
    posting secret:
    no matter how much we may speak on the forum, unless we play video games together, I won't remember who you are

    This is my key to success.

    Most of my friends on this forum are people I played TF2 or Fighting Games with.

    real bros played cs:s @thorgot
    i'll form the legs
    <3

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    unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    posting secret: i start these kinds of threads when i don't see anything i want to talk about on the forum index

    posting secret: you can too

    nope

    lol

    i love these threads and it's great when you make them and you should do it more often because you are the only one who can!

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited February 2012
    Janson you are a nice person.

    I consider you and liiya in a constant well not battle but something in the challenge to be the nicest person on the forum.

    It's like calling a tall dude tiny. But I think it might be taking it a bit far to call you a rancid bitch so I settle for meanie.

    Blake T on
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    thorgotthorgot there is special providence in the fall of a sparrowRegistered User regular
    do i take friday off to give myself a four day weekend

    it is tempting

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    BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    posting secret: i am itchy and tired and would like to meet a lot of you

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