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fez thread for rad red threads mark spoilers

OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
edited April 2012 in Singularity Engine++
i'm mad at fez but it doesn't mean you can't enjoy it

talk about it here to limit spoilers of the VAST MYSTERIES of FEZ

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    Tell me why you are mad at fez orikae

    Or are you gonna make me wait for your Official Website Opinion

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  • AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    I am likely not going to buy this, since I'm buying other things. Tell me why you are mad at this game, Orik.

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  • MorivethMoriveth Nobody suspects a thing... Registered User regular
    Why would you make a thread about a game you hate?

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2012
    Tell me why you are mad at fez orikae

    Or are you gonna make me wait for your Official Website Opinion
    Spoiler:

    Orikaeshigitae on
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  • ThetherooThetheroo Registered User regular
    I haven't got this yet, because I don't currently own a 360. However, from the Giant Bomb Quick Look I can already tell this game will drive me mad from its myriad secrets and riddles. I will be unable to puzzle them out and this game will be the death of me.

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  • Vann DirasVann Diras Registered User regular
    this game is awesome

    orik smells

    buy fez

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I got the shotgun, you got the briefcase It's all in the game though, right?Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Fez is a really good song by Steely Dan. I thought maybe this was a Steely Dan thread. Deep down, I knew better.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    Fez is a really good song by Steely Dan. I thought maybe this was a Steely Dan thread. Deep down, I knew better.

    dadmusic

    STEAM
    Spoiler:
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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I got the shotgun, you got the briefcase It's all in the game though, right?Registered User, ClubPA regular
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Fez is a really good song by Steely Dan. I thought maybe this was a Steely Dan thread. Deep down, I knew better.

    dadmusic

    Hey now, I've been listening to Steely Dan since I was a kid.

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  • DysDys Registered User regular
    Apparently I'm bad at
    Spoiler:

    because I can't figure out
    Spoiler:

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  • DysDys Registered User regular
    edited April 2012
    Oh wait, I may have just found a really helpful clue for that.

    edit: nope!

    Dys on
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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    think in terms of how a two-dimensional being would theorize dimensions

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  • DysDys Registered User regular
    ...this is just going to hit me and I am going to be frustrated with myself, aren't I?

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    I don't even have any idea what you are all talking about.

    if I try to google fez I just get a bunch of felt hats with tassles

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  • DontShootToastersDontShootToasters Registered User regular
    the only cryptography I figured out was
    Spoiler:

    is there more to it?

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  • Cilla BlackCilla Black Registered User regular
    Yeah sorry

    "really simple cryptography" is in fact "really obtuse" to me because I haven't picked up on any of this stuff at all

    I solved one of the puzzles pretty easy but all these rooms with like chalkboards and stuff are a total mystery to me

    happy that it's simple for you though! (not sarcasm)

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  • stimtokolosstimtokolos Registered User regular
    edited April 2012
    #pipe wrote: »
    I don't even have any idea what you are all talking about.

    if I try to google fez I just get a bunch of felt hats with tassles

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fez_(video_game)

    A platformer that released on xbox live arcade recently.

    E: By recently apparently it was today, or yesterday I'm not sure whose date they're using. I thought it was out a month ago but maybe I was just watching trailers.

    stimtokolos on
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  • Cilla BlackCilla Black Registered User regular
    Also (puzzle spoilers I guess?)
    Spoiler:

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  • ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    Pipe, googling "Fez video game" brings up a whole bunch of non-hat results

    http://atlanticus.tumblr.com/ PSN: Atlanticus 3DS: 1590-4692-3954 Steam: Artreus
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  • MorivethMoriveth Nobody suspects a thing... Registered User regular
    Yeah I'm probably an idiot because the early parts of this game had me stumped.

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  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    Interested to watch Mori play this, as I am quite a logic puzzle fiend.

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  • Cilla BlackCilla Black Registered User regular
    I'm kind of pissed about puzzle thing in my other spoiler and it kind of makes me not want to play this game. What bullshit, if that's the case.

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  • MorivethMoriveth Nobody suspects a thing... Registered User regular
    I'm kind of pissed about puzzle thing in my other spoiler and it kind of makes me not want to play this game. What bullshit, if that's the case.

    Speaking as someone who has a smartphone, yeah, that is mad stupid if that's the case.

    I mean I guess you could just look up the answers, but that's dumb and you shouldn't have to do that

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  • Cilla BlackCilla Black Registered User regular
    I'll probably end up looking bunches at an FAQ anyway because all this symbol stuff is beyond me. Mostly because I have difficulty remembering symbols that aren't directly in front of me, especially when they all kind of look the same.

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    Artreus wrote: »
    Pipe, googling "Fez video game" brings up a whole bunch of non-hat results

    Thanks Gary Seinfield

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  • DysDys Registered User regular
    Okay, Fez.

    Hiding a cube in
    Spoiler:

    was pretty classy.

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  • DysDys Registered User regular
    Okay, went ahead and finished the game without getting all the collectables.

    This game has the best ending...

    But the big part of the New Game + intro had me crying with laughter.

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Yeah sorry

    "really simple cryptography" is in fact "really obtuse" to me because I haven't picked up on any of this stuff at all

    I solved one of the puzzles pretty easy but all these rooms with like chalkboards and stuff are a total mystery to me

    happy that it's simple for you though! (not sarcasm)

    i did program an enigma machine simulator when i was a kid though, so that is admittedly probably biased

    also it requires a bit of notetaking

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  • BedlamBedlam Badlum's Replace Is feel unwellRegistered User regular
    Orik how can you be mad at this face?

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    How could you hate something like this?

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    Only a monster does not like fezes, because fezes are cool

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  • KochikensKochikens Lovely-Cuddle-Blanket-Stephen-Fry-Awesomer Registered User regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Why would you make a thread about a game you hate?

    this is my thought

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  • ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    I've got like ten cubes and two nega-cubes and no idea where the fuck I am or how to get back.

    If you sign up for Dollar Shave Club here I get a free month of tiny metal blades delivered right to my house. Seems legit.
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  • Vann DirasVann Diras Registered User regular
    You do have a map

    Alternatively, keep going through new doors and you'll most likely find a way

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  • ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    I do? Oh right, the back button. I always forget about that button. Durr.

    I figured out their numbering system and that got me an artefact. Damned if I can figure out their alphabet though. I hope there's some kind of Rosetta room somewhere to get me rolling.

    If you sign up for Dollar Shave Club here I get a free month of tiny metal blades delivered right to my house. Seems legit.
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  • Vann DirasVann Diras Registered User regular
    on one hand i can see what orik is saying

    this game doesn't really have puzzles, not in the video game sense. this game isn't braid, or even really zelda. there aren't "video game" puzzles

    but i'm fine with that because if it had those i would have done everything by now

    instead i'm sitting here stumped off my ass

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  • Vann DirasVann Diras Registered User regular
    like
    Spoiler:

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  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    I actually really enjoyed watching this game; it is rather calming.

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  • Vann DirasVann Diras Registered User regular
    janson play knytt

    knytt is nothing but calm and peaceful exploration

    very similar to fez in that you're exploring this huge environment that has a certain mystery to it that just makes you more and more curious. also similarly, it has a great soundtrack

    it is also free to download on da peecee, so everyone play knytt, thanks

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  • Vann DirasVann Diras Registered User regular
    also i am really bad at fez

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  • Platypus BeirutPlatypus Beirut Registered User regular
    Not everyone can successfully rock a fez.

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  • MarshmallowMarshmallow Registered User regular
    If you like Knytt and also like video game-y puzzles then An Untitled Story is also adorable, atmospheric, and free.

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