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    UncleSporkyUncleSporky Registered User regular
    skeldare wrote: »
    Couscous wrote: »
    Nintendo didn't do a very good job courting developers.

    They're certainly not having any problems on the handheld front.

    They still don't have anything major from the west.

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    The Dude With HerpesThe Dude With Herpes Lehi, UTRegistered User regular
    Lost Odyssey did over 500k in the US with a massive ad campaign. Xenoblade back in 2008-9 might have been able to under similar circumstances (I doubt Nintendo would go all out like that, but maybe.)

    Xenoblade is also both hurt and helped by the reputation of Xenosaga. XS1 was the surprise JRPG breakout sales hit of last gen in the US and is the single reason why they made two more of those games after a semi lackluster Japanese launch. XS2 and 3 however did not shall we say meet sales goals.

    Which is too bad because Xenosaga 3, at least (IMO obviously) was an excellent JRPG. Though after 2, I wouldn't hold it against someone for giving up on the series. I actually didn't mind it like many, but I can see why it was pretty despised. It certainly didn't help sales of 3.

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    UncleSporkyUncleSporky Registered User regular
    cloudeagle wrote: »
    Don't forget part of the reason for the dearth of "deep" third-party Wii games is that Nintendo didn't reveal the Wii's motion control until the E3 before it released. Third parties completely ignored it until then, went ape after the reveal -- and had no time to develop anything besides minigame fests and such for the launch window. By the time most of them did have time to do something deeper the system was already pidgeonholed as the casualware machine.

    This is why we're hearing about Wii U stuff so early.

    You think third parties didn't know about the controller prior to that E3? No rumors among themselves? I figured most third parties investigated every upcoming platform.

    Who would we expect to have come up with some awesome stuff if they'd known about it sooner?

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    skeldareskeldare Gresham, ORRegistered User regular
    skeldare wrote: »
    Couscous wrote: »
    Nintendo didn't do a very good job courting developers.

    They're certainly not having any problems on the handheld front.

    They still don't have anything major from the west.

    Not sure how that's relevant. Besides, the DS didn't much in the way of western developer support either.

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    RainbowDespairRainbowDespair Registered User regular
    edited May 2012
    Xenoblade is also both hurt and helped by the reputation of Xenosaga. XS1 was the surprise JRPG breakout sales hit of last gen in the US and is the single reason why they made two more of those games after a semi lackluster Japanese launch. XS2 and 3 however did not shall we say meet sales goals.

    Eh, the Xeno- name still has a lot of good will built up from Xenogears, regardless of how well or poorly Xenosaga did. I think Xenoblade being called what it is would have been a benefit to sales.

    Speaking of which, when is the NPD report for last month scheduled to show up? Although it's a long shot, it'd be neat if Xenoblade managed to make the top 10 (or at least the top 10 individual SKUs).

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    skeldareskeldare Gresham, ORRegistered User regular
    Xenoblade is also both hurt and helped by the reputation of Xenosaga. XS1 was the surprise JRPG breakout sales hit of last gen in the US and is the single reason why they made two more of those games after a semi lackluster Japanese launch. XS2 and 3 however did not shall we say meet sales goals.

    Eh, the Xeno- name still has a lot of good will built up from Xenogears, regardless of how well or poorly Xenosaga did. I think Xenosaga being called what it is would have been a benefit to sales.

    Speaking of which, when is the NPD report for last month scheduled to show up? Although it's a long shot, it'd be neat if Xenosaga managed to make the top 10 (or at least the top 10 individual SKUs).

    Xenoblade?

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    AllforceAllforce Registered User regular
    Namco working hard on Tekken X Street Fighter....a little too hard

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    cloudeaglecloudeagle Registered User regular
    cloudeagle wrote: »
    Don't forget part of the reason for the dearth of "deep" third-party Wii games is that Nintendo didn't reveal the Wii's motion control until the E3 before it released. Third parties completely ignored it until then, went ape after the reveal -- and had no time to develop anything besides minigame fests and such for the launch window. By the time most of them did have time to do something deeper the system was already pidgeonholed as the casualware machine.

    This is why we're hearing about Wii U stuff so early.

    You think third parties didn't know about the controller prior to that E3? No rumors among themselves? I figured most third parties investigated every upcoming platform.

    Who would we expect to have come up with some awesome stuff if they'd known about it sooner?

    They do. But Nintendo, for whatever reason (probably wanting to keep things under wraps so their competition didn't ape them -- didn't stop Sony from shoehorning motion controls into the PS3 at the last minute), didn't reveal things to, well, anyone until shortly before E3. When the Wii itself was vaguely revealed a year before, it was just this underpowered... thing, and it was met with an earth-shattering "meh."

    Capcom came out with Zack and Wiki, Konami whipped up something interesting in Elebits, and Ubisoft tried Red Steel, even though it sucked. Who knows, maybe those three could have come up with something more elaborate if they had more time.

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    UncleSporkyUncleSporky Registered User regular
    edited May 2012
    skeldare wrote: »
    skeldare wrote: »
    Couscous wrote: »
    Nintendo didn't do a very good job courting developers.

    They're certainly not having any problems on the handheld front.

    They still don't have anything major from the west.

    Not sure how that's relevant. Besides, the DS didn't much in the way of western developer support either.

    It means they haven't done a very good job of courting western developers. :P

    Although I struggle to think of any great efforts from any western developers ever for any handheld. God of War PSP, I guess? Otherwise you get Madden and CoD and GBA-slot Guitar Hero downports.

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    skeldareskeldare Gresham, ORRegistered User regular
    Oh sony... never change.

    Want a free Vita? Just buy a $16,000 car!
    If you're in the market for a new car between May 1 and July 31 of this year, Toyota is trying to entice you with a free PlayStation Vita. Anyone who purchases the Scion iQ, which starts at $15,995, will get Sony's sleek handheld at no extra charge. And hey, no Skyping behind the wheel!

    This promotion is part of a larger partnership between Toyota and Sony, which began back in March with a free copy of Motorstorm RC, featuring none other than – you guessed it – the Scion iQ.

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    Local H JayLocal H Jay Registered User regular
    hey i mean, that's one way to earn money back on your horrible investment!
    once you drive off the lot the PSV becomes more valuable!

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    DarlanDarlan Registered User regular
    edited May 2012
    I don't get the appeal of the Scion IQ at all. Its the size of a clown car but it doesn't even have the best gas mileage in that price range.

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    skeldareskeldare Gresham, ORRegistered User regular
    Apparently Rock Band iOS will still be playable after May 31st, the message was just a mistake.

    http://wireless.ign.com/articles/122/1224184p1.html?utm_campaign=ign+main+twitter&utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=social
    Update: EA has released a statement regarding a message users received stating that Rock Band on iOS will no longer function after May 31st.

    "Rock Band for iOS will remain live - the in-app message users received yesterday was sent in error. We apologize for the confusion this caused. We're working to clarify the issue that caused the error and will share additional information as soon as possible."

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    Skull2185Skull2185 Registered User regular
    Allforce wrote: »
    Namco working hard on Tekken X Street Fighter....a little too hard

    02_txsf01.jpg

    Lolwut?

    Everyone has a price. Throw enough gold around and someone will risk disintegration.
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    MaddocMaddoc I'm Bobbin Threadbare, are you my mother? Registered User regular
    The fact that the message exists at all is still interesting, however.

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    The Dude With HerpesThe Dude With Herpes Lehi, UTRegistered User regular
    Skull2185 wrote: »
    Allforce wrote: »
    Namco working hard on Tekken X Street Fighter....a little too hard

    02_txsf01.jpg

    Lolwut?

    Ryu and Ken have been training hard with E. Honda apparently.

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    EVOLEVOL Registered User regular
    edited May 2012
    Maddoc wrote: »
    The fact that the message exists at all is still interesting, however.

    Seriously. Just...How? And why?

    Well, all's well that ends well... I guess?

    edit:

    Media Create Sales: Week 17, 2012 (Apr 23 - Apr 29)

    01./00. [PS3] Resident Evil: Operation Raccoon City <STG> (Capcom) {2012.04.26} (¥6.990) - 252.525 / NEW
    02./00. [WII] Mario Party 9 <ETC> (Nintendo) {2012.04.26} (¥5.800) - 152.883 / NEW
    03./01. [3DS] Fire Emblem: Awakening <SLG> (Nintendo) {2012.04.19} (¥4.800) - 60.313 / 302.913 (-75%)
    04./00. [PSV] Ciel Nosurge: Ushinawareta Hoshi e Sasagu Uta # <ADV> (Gust) {2012.04.26} (¥5.040) - 33.324 / NEW
    05./00. [PSP] Conception: Please Give Birth to My Child! <RPG> (Spike Chunsoft) {2012.04.26} (¥6.279) - 29.846 / NEW
    06./00. [PSP] Steins;Gate: Hiyoku Renri no Darling # <ADV> (5pb.) {2012.04.26} (¥6.090) - 24.849 / NEW
    07./00. [PS3] The Idolmaster: Gravure For You! Vol.7 <ETC> (Bandai Namco Games) {2012.04.26} (¥9.980) - 17.314 / NEW
    08./00. [360] Resident Evil: Operation Raccoon City <STG> (Capcom) {2012.04.26} (¥6.990) - 16.285 / NEW
    09./03. [3DS] Super Mario 3D Land # <ACT> (Nintendo) {2011.11.03} (¥4.800) - 15.696 / 1.534.999 (+8%)
    10./00. [3DS] Dynasty Warriors Vs. <ACT> (Koei Tecmo) {2012.04.26} (¥6.090) - 15.578 / NEW
    11./05. [3DS] Monster Hunter 3G # <ACT> (Capcom) {2011.12.10} (¥5.800) - 13.578 / 1.416.873 (+4%)
    12./00. [PSP] Even in a Game, Listen to Me Girls. I Am Your Father! # <ADV> (Bandai Namco Games) {2012.04.26} (¥6.280) - 13.241 / NEW
    13./00. [PSP] Ao no Exorcist: Genkoku no Labyrinth # <ADV> (Bandai Namco Games) {2012.04.26} (¥5.230) - 11.939 / NEW
    14./08. [3DS] Mario Kart 7 <RCE> (Nintendo) {2011.12.01} (¥4.800) - 11.666 / 1.672.424 (+7%)
    15./07. [3DS] Kid Icarus: Uprising <ACT> (Nintendo) {2012.03.22} (¥5.800) - 11.537 / 243.095 (+6%)
    16./06. [3DS] Kingdom Hearts 3D -Dream Drop Distance- # <RPG> (Square Enix) {2012.03.29} (¥6.090) - 9.284 / 298.953 (-28%)
    17./04. [PSP] 2nd Super Robot Wars Z: Saisei-hen <SLG> (Bandai Namco Games) {2012.04.05} (¥7.330) - 8.484 / 321.886 (-37%)
    18./12. [PSP] Pro Baseball Spirits 2012 <SPT> (Konami) {2012.03.29} (¥5.980) - 6.647 / 118.566 (-15%)
    19./11. [PS3] Pro Baseball Spirits 2012 <SPT> (Konami) {2012.03.29} (¥7.980) - 6.323 / 146.081 (-21%)
    20./15. [WII] Wii Sports Resort with Wii Remote Plus # <SPT> (Nintendo) {2010.11.11} (¥5.800) - 6.239 / 925.498 (+37%)


    Top 20

    3DS - 7
    PSP - 6
    PS3 - 3
    WII - 2
    360 - 1
    PSV - 1


    HARDWARE
    ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    |System | This Week  | Last Week  | Last Year  |     YTD    |  Last YTD  |     LTD     |
    ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    |  3DS  |     74.282 |     84.760 |     28.413 |  1.535.398 |    948.546 |   5.817.541 |
    | PSP # |     22.457 |     11.779 |     77.225 |    340.180 |    829.199 |  19.069.564 |
    |  PS3  |     21.114 |     16.390 |     23.954 |    495.261 |    470.307 |   8.131.646 |
    |  PSV  |     12.299 |      8.206 |            |    240.190 |            |     680.176 |
    |  WII  |      9.200 |      7.025 |     10.889 |    190.328 |    254.869 |  12.353.549 |
    | NDS # |      1.612 |      1.276 |     17.138 |     34.350 |    393.533 |  32.842.836 |
    |  PS2  |      1.395 |      1.172 |      1.582 |     19.873 |     29.143 |  21.793.980 |
    |  360  |      1.327 |      1.282 |      4.082 |     25.922 |     41.592 |   1.561.967 |
    ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    |  ALL  |    143.686 |    131.890 |    163.283 |  2.881.502 |  2.967.189 | 102.251.259 |
    ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    | DSiLL |        895 |        760 |      9.235 |     19.551 |    203.053 |   2.313.870 |
    |  DSi  |        717 |        516 |      7.584 |     14.799 |    172.921 |   5.848.849 |
    |  PSP  |     22.457 |     11.779 |     76.974 |    340.180 |    814.621 |  18.893.577 |
    ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    

    ...What the fuck at ORC sales. Why, Japan?

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    UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    edited May 2012
    Allforce wrote: »
    Capt Howdy wrote: »
    They're really trying to make Max Payne 3 appear high profile - it was easily one of the biggest booths at PAX East.

    http://www.gamespot.com/news/take-two-adjusts-financials-south-blames-max-paynes-poor-showing-6087292
    "Despite a positive reception, Max Payne 2 sold poorly, leading Rockstar Games' parent company Take-Two Interactive to cite the "continued disappointing sales of Max Payne 2: The Fall of Max Payne" as one of the causes for the company's reforecasted sales for 2004."

    Yeah, I don't foresee Max Payne 3 doing all that well.

    Pachter thinks Max and Diablo will turn the tide on poor sales this year.

    What do you have to say about that? Hmmm?

    Edit to Clarify: I think Pachter is still hurting from doubting RDR and believes anything with R* on it will sell huge. As for Diablo 3; old game finally gets another sequel. I know its huge with a certain crowd, but people need to settle down.

    Certain crowd?

    I'm pretty sure lifetime sales of D2 have been upwards of 10M+ which puts it above virtually any other game out there. It (via the battle chest in recent years) regularly has placed in top 10-20 sales charts even as of a year or two ago; a game that is over 10 years old. Diablo isn't huge with a "certain crowd" it is straight up huge.

    Yeah, the sales of the two games probably don't overlap enough to really hurt one or the other. I mean you could safely release a Final Fantasy and a Call of Duty on the same day and not really hurt each other.

    But it's incredibly disingenuous to say that Diablo only appeals to a "certain crowd" as if it's a niche game.

    I'm 34 and I don't really know what Diablo is outside of the rumblings I read on various forums. I don't think I've even seen video or screenshot of the game before in my life.

    I don't even know what to say to that. My initial reaction would be to straight up call you a liar but I want to give you the benefit of the doubt.

    It's just hard to swallow. Diablo is as ubiquitous to PC gaming as Mario is to console gaming. You effectively just said "I am 34 and have never seen, nor played, a Mario game in my life".

    I mean, if you're not a gamer, or haven't been a gamer for a long time...maybe but otherwise? There's just no way. For the record I'm 31 and I upgraded my moms PC to 16mb of ram so I could play Diablo multiplayer. EDIT: I've been playing games since I can remember remembering, really.

    If my wife told me she's never heard of Diablo, I'd believe her (well, prior to meeting me anyway); because she isn't a gamer and didn't grow up with games like I did. But someone posting on an internet forum for a webcomic about games...yeah, hard to accept.

    I know I'm late on this, but, yeah, this isn't hard to swallow at all, honestly. I'm 25 and have been playing games since about the age of three, seriously following them since I was...11? 12?

    If you showed me a screenshot from any Diablo game, I wouldn't be able to identify it. Nor would I be able to tell StarCraft from any other RTS. Maybe I could tell WoW from other MMOs, though my ex-girlfriend used to play Rift and honestly everything about it, down to the UI, looked exactly the same to me.

    But that's simply because it's a platform I know nothing about. If they released a console Diablo III, I would likely check it out, especially since I tend to enjoy games like Marvel Ultimate Alliance that people call "Diablo clones" (though I really hated Torchlight)

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    lowlylowlycooklowlylowlycook Registered User regular
    Conception: Please Give Birth to My Child!
    Even in a Game, Listen to Me Girls. I Am Your Father!

    There really ought to be a blog just for explaining totally insane Japanese game names.

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    skeldareskeldare Gresham, ORRegistered User regular
    Holy crap a Vita game in the top 20??? Top 5 no less. Is it the Apocalypse?

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    Warlock82Warlock82 Never pet a burning dog Registered User regular
    edited May 2012
    Conception: Please Give Birth to My Child!
    Even in a Game, Listen to Me Girls. I Am Your Father!

    There really ought to be a blog just for explaining totally insane Japanese game names.

    Haha, Japanese are weird. But seriously, I am having a real hard time trying to figure out what the hell those games could even be. I have to think they must be some weird offshoot on those crazy Japanese dating sims.

    Edit: Oh my god. What the hell Japan?:
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conception:_Ore_no_Kodomo_wo_Undekure!

    The player's goal to charm pure, innocent girls from Granvania National Star God Academy, raise their affection for the Itsuki, then produce and take the "Star Children" to explore dungeons and battle "impurities".

    However, it is not an "eroge",[4] as the "Star Children" are produced by pouring energy from Itsuki and one of the twelve "Star Maidens" into a particular device.[3] The child's class and statistics are determined off of which character parents the child; for example, certain combinations could result in creating a warrior, or someone who specializes in magic.[5] To produce more plentiful and more powerful “Star Children”, you must increase your intimacy with the twelve maidens, the other aspects of the gameplay is typical to dating simulation games.

    There isn't a wiki article for the other one but it seems to be basically what I thought, a weird dating sim visual novel type thing where you play the father of several young girls with creepy overtones...

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    skeldareskeldare Gresham, ORRegistered User regular
    edited May 2012
    Warlock82 wrote: »
    Conception: Please Give Birth to My Child!
    Even in a Game, Listen to Me Girls. I Am Your Father!

    There really ought to be a blog just for explaining totally insane Japanese game names.

    Haha, Japanese are weird. But seriously, I am having a real hard time trying to figure out what the hell those games could even be. I have to think they must be some weird offshoot on those crazy Japanese dating sims.

    Conception: Please Give Birth to My Child!
    The player's goal to charm pure, innocent girls from Granvania National Star God Academy, raise their affection for the Itsuki, then produce and take the "Star Children" to explore dungeons and battle "impurities".

    However, it is not an "eroge", as the "Star Children" are produced by pouring energy from Itsuki and one of the twelve "Star Maidens" into a particular device.The child's class and statistics are determined off of which character parents the child; for example, certain combinations could result in creating a warrior, or someone who specializes in magic. To produce more plentiful and more powerful “Star Children”, you must increase your intimacy with the twelve maidens, the other aspects of the gameplay is typical to dating simulation games.

    Battles in the game are turn-based.

    Couldn't find anything directly about Even in a Game, Listen to Me Girls. I Am Your Father!, but apparently it's based on a light novel series.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Listen_to_Me,_Girls._I_Am_Your_Father!

    Edit: I see you had the same idea as me.

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    Warlock82Warlock82 Never pet a burning dog Registered User regular
    Ha we both posted it at the same time :P

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    Brainiac 8Brainiac 8 Don't call me Shirley... Registered User regular
    Vita got a little boost. Back to 12k for the week. Wonder what caused that. Sony employees go on a buying spree? :P

    Monster Hunter and Mario Kart drop out of the top ten but SM3DL is still in...interesting.

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    EVOLEVOL Registered User regular
    Uprising also got a 6% boost. Intereeesttiing. It's showing some legs.

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    skeldareskeldare Gresham, ORRegistered User regular
    edited May 2012
    Ciel Nosurge: Ushinawareta Hoshi e Sasagu Uta must be the most awesome game in the world.

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    RainbowDespairRainbowDespair Registered User regular
    Looked it up and it's a dating sim/graphic novel type game. Pass.

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    from gust no less. double bypass.

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    HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    edited May 2012
    skeldare wrote: »
    Oh sony... never change.

    Want a free Vita? Just buy a $16,000 car!
    If you're in the market for a new car between May 1 and July 31 of this year, Toyota is trying to entice you with a free PlayStation Vita. Anyone who purchases the Scion iQ, which starts at $15,995, will get Sony's sleek handheld at no extra charge. And hey, no Skyping behind the wheel!

    This promotion is part of a larger partnership between Toyota and Sony, which began back in March with a free copy of Motorstorm RC, featuring none other than – you guessed it – the Scion iQ.

    Their PR department needs to implode already, what the fuck.

    Edit - Look, let me peel back some layers here. First, mobile devices plus driving leads to disaster. Second, the type of purchase price here is just... miscalculated. If it was like, buying a TV or some shit, that would be a different story. But what the hell? Third, Toyota. TOYOTA. WEREN'T THEY IN THE NEWS FAIRLY RECENTLY FOR A BUNCH OF BAD SHIT? It's like the worst team up possible from each industry.

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    EVOLEVOL Registered User regular
    Henroid wrote: »
    skeldare wrote: »
    Oh sony... never change.

    Want a free Vita? Just buy a $16,000 car!
    If you're in the market for a new car between May 1 and July 31 of this year, Toyota is trying to entice you with a free PlayStation Vita. Anyone who purchases the Scion iQ, which starts at $15,995, will get Sony's sleek handheld at no extra charge. And hey, no Skyping behind the wheel!

    This promotion is part of a larger partnership between Toyota and Sony, which began back in March with a free copy of Motorstorm RC, featuring none other than – you guessed it – the Scion iQ.

    Their PR department needs to implode already, what the fuck.

    Edit - Look, let me peel back some layers here. First, mobile devices plus driving leads to disaster. Second, the type of purchase price here is just... miscalculated. If it was like, buying a TV or some shit, that would be a different story. But what the hell? Third, Toyota. TOYOTA. WEREN'T THEY IN THE NEWS FAIRLY RECENTLY FOR A BUNCH OF BAD SHIT? It's like the worst team up possible from each industry.

    Well, to be fair Sony's PR has been proven to be a consistent source of unintentional comedy, so I'll give them that.

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    BionicPenguinBionicPenguin Registered User regular
    I'm reminded of their E3 press conference last year when they announced the Vita's data plans would be through AT&T.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8GkZTpBLpU

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    shrykeshryke Member of the Beast Registered User regular
    EVOL wrote: »
    Henroid wrote: »
    skeldare wrote: »
    Oh sony... never change.

    Want a free Vita? Just buy a $16,000 car!
    If you're in the market for a new car between May 1 and July 31 of this year, Toyota is trying to entice you with a free PlayStation Vita. Anyone who purchases the Scion iQ, which starts at $15,995, will get Sony's sleek handheld at no extra charge. And hey, no Skyping behind the wheel!

    This promotion is part of a larger partnership between Toyota and Sony, which began back in March with a free copy of Motorstorm RC, featuring none other than – you guessed it – the Scion iQ.

    Their PR department needs to implode already, what the fuck.

    Edit - Look, let me peel back some layers here. First, mobile devices plus driving leads to disaster. Second, the type of purchase price here is just... miscalculated. If it was like, buying a TV or some shit, that would be a different story. But what the hell? Third, Toyota. TOYOTA. WEREN'T THEY IN THE NEWS FAIRLY RECENTLY FOR A BUNCH OF BAD SHIT? It's like the worst team up possible from each industry.

    Well, to be fair Sony's PR has been proven to be a consistent source of unintentional comedy, so I'll give them that.

    I have difficulty believing it's unintentional anymore.

    Some Japanese version of Sacha Baron Cohen is, right now, working for Sony and pulling off the most epic piece of performance art/trolling in history. We are all witness to the making of a masterpiece.

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    DehumanizedDehumanized Registered User regular
    oh my god

    the creepy baby has gone sentient

    this is just the warm up, next stop is global thermonuclear war then WE ARE ALL TURNED INTO BATTERIES

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    Local H JayLocal H Jay Registered User regular
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    EVOLEVOL Registered User regular

    Uh, what. I cannot compute this.

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    Dox the PIDox the PI Registered User regular

    oh my this is just precious

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    Ninja Snarl PNinja Snarl P My helmet is my burden. Ninja Snarl: Gone, but not forgotten.Registered User regular
    EVOL wrote: »

    Uh, what. I cannot compute this.

    I think we'd all have to be pretty drunk to be able to process that and move on.

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    PeewiPeewi Registered User regular
    As silly as EA Indie Bundle sounds, they're all games by indie developers, but which are EA partners for publishing.

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    SpoitSpoit *twitch twitch* Registered User regular
    The difficulty computing it is the whole "register on steam" part, right?

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    PeewiPeewi Registered User regular
    Spoit wrote: »
    The difficulty computing it is the whole "register on steam" part, right?

    It was found in the Steam registry a couple of days ago. As of yesterday, they're selling it.

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