i like kids. they are frustrating sometimes but still little people. i think there is probably something not-great about a person's psyche if they hold real and meaningful hatred for kids (instead of shitty parents).
Egypt’s Islamist-dominated parliament is set to introduce a law allowing husbands to have sex with their dead wives up to six hours after death. Critics fear it highlights a trend of increasingly anti-female legislation since the Arab Spring.
The “farewell Intercourse” bill was inspired by a Fatwa issued by a Moroccan cleric last year. Zamzami Abdul Bar said that since the two would meet in Heaven again anyway, death shouldn’t get in the way of one last post-mortem marital romp.
Wh-what?
This has GOT to be from The Onion.
Thankfully, it was fake.
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Egypt’s Islamist-dominated parliament is set to introduce a law allowing husbands to have sex with their dead wives up to six hours after death. Critics fear it highlights a trend of increasingly anti-female legislation since the Arab Spring.
The “farewell Intercourse” bill was inspired by a Fatwa issued by a Moroccan cleric last year. Zamzami Abdul Bar said that since the two would meet in Heaven again anyway, death shouldn’t get in the way of one last post-mortem marital romp.
it's hard for me to imagine that boning your dead partner is for-real illegal, anyway. like, if you find your spouse dead and then have sex with them and then call 911? so what if they do an autopsy. even if they somehow divine that post-mortem intercourse occurred, so long as they recognize the death was natural it seems like a law that wouldn't be enforced.
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it's hard for me to imagine that boning your dead partner is for-real illegal, anyway. like, if you find your spouse dead and then have sex with them and then call 911? so what if they do an autopsy. even if they somehow divine that post-mortem intercourse occurred, so long as they recognize the death was natural it seems like a law that wouldn't be enforced.
It says something weird about the person's grieving process.
i like kids. they are frustrating sometimes but still little people. i think there is probably something not-great about a person's psyche if they hold real and meaningful hatred for kids (instead of shitty parents).
This is pretty much my attitude. I have endless reams of sympathy for, for instance, people who feel pressured by parents or society to have kids, or people who don't feel entirely comfortable around kids because they don't know how to relate to them or worry they might drop the baby or whatever.
But people who actually have real antipathy for children? I want to tell them to grow the fuck up, quit being an eminently worthless human being and act like the adult they claim so loudly to be.
Egypt’s Islamist-dominated parliament is set to introduce a law allowing husbands to have sex with their dead wives up to six hours after death. Critics fear it highlights a trend of increasingly anti-female legislation since the Arab Spring.
The “farewell Intercourse” bill was inspired by a Fatwa issued by a Moroccan cleric last year. Zamzami Abdul Bar said that since the two would meet in Heaven again anyway, death shouldn’t get in the way of one last post-mortem marital romp.
Wh-what?
This has GOT to be from The Onion.
This is democracy. Take a long hard look people, it has to start somewhere!
I don't understand what their relationship is. Are they childhood friends? Just roommates? I assumed they're really good friends who aren't afraid of revealing their foibles and farting in front of each other but that's way more intimate than what I do around my friends.
i like kids. they are frustrating sometimes but still little people. i think there is probably something not-great about a person's psyche if they hold real and meaningful hatred for kids (instead of shitty parents).
This is pretty much my attitude. I have endless reams of sympathy for, for instance, people who feel pressured by parents or society to have kids, or people who don't feel entirely comfortable around kids because they don't know how to relate to them or worry they might drop the baby or whatever.
But people who actually have real antipathy for children? I want to tell them to grow the fuck up, quit being an eminently worthless human being and act like the adult they claim so loudly to be.
have you ever witnessed one of those childfree meetups? one of my exes identified that way but she was eminently normal! she just didn't want the responsibility of parenthood, and was uncomfortable with the expectation. so she took me to one of these meetups, right? and the first person i talk to is also normal! he lost his wife and now he has a girlfriend and he doesn't want to have kids, but she's trying to pressure him before he's too old.
and then after that every other person i talked to was fucking crazy. kids were 'the demon spawn of breeders', 'cattle shits', etc
it seriously sounded like a klan rally against kids
Speaking of kids earlier today I was in a waiting room and there was a kid running around and rolling in the bench and shit, I would be okay with this but the kid kept leaning with his ass on my general direction and his pants were low enough that I could see half his ass.
His mom didn't do ANYTHING about this in any moment and I *almost* couldn't resist the urge to call the kid over and tell him to pull his pants up.
have you ever witnessed one of those childfree meetups? one of my exes identified that way but she was eminently normal! she just didn't want the responsibility of parenthood, and was uncomfortable with the expectation. so she took me to one of these meetups, right? and the first person i talk to is also normal! he lost his wife and now he has a girlfriend and he doesn't want to have kids, but she's trying to pressure him before he's too old.
and then after that every other person i talked to was fucking crazy. kids were 'the demon spawn of breeders', 'cattle shits', etc
it seriously sounded like a klan rally against kids
This is kind of an issue with any group that's defined negatively. Like atheist groups. What do you guys have in common? that you all don't like something.. What is there to do except to sit around and bitch about how much you don't like that thing?
every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
So is there no term in the US for gay sex in public toilets?
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But society looks down on you if you try to tie them to a post in the yard.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
Leggings with denim fabric.
It sounds like some kind of surreptitious sex act, like cottaging.
Leggings made to look like jeans.
And Echo, that was fucking horrifying.
Usually made in a cottage.
it sounds like something you do between brunch and antiquing
Thankfully, it was fake.
Wh-what?
This has GOT to be from The Onion.
It says something weird about the person's grieving process.
Entirely plausible!
This is pretty much my attitude. I have endless reams of sympathy for, for instance, people who feel pressured by parents or society to have kids, or people who don't feel entirely comfortable around kids because they don't know how to relate to them or worry they might drop the baby or whatever.
But people who actually have real antipathy for children? I want to tell them to grow the fuck up, quit being an eminently worthless human being and act like the adult they claim so loudly to be.
This is democracy. Take a long hard look people, it has to start somewhere!
I don't understand what their relationship is. Are they childhood friends? Just roommates? I assumed they're really good friends who aren't afraid of revealing their foibles and farting in front of each other but that's way more intimate than what I do around my friends.
So I'm betting they're secret lovers.
"Friday night."
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
I learned it twice!
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
have you ever witnessed one of those childfree meetups? one of my exes identified that way but she was eminently normal! she just didn't want the responsibility of parenthood, and was uncomfortable with the expectation. so she took me to one of these meetups, right? and the first person i talk to is also normal! he lost his wife and now he has a girlfriend and he doesn't want to have kids, but she's trying to pressure him before he's too old.
and then after that every other person i talked to was fucking crazy. kids were 'the demon spawn of breeders', 'cattle shits', etc
it seriously sounded like a klan rally against kids
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His mom didn't do ANYTHING about this in any moment and I *almost* couldn't resist the urge to call the kid over and tell him to pull his pants up.
This is kind of an issue with any group that's defined negatively. Like atheist groups. What do you guys have in common? that you all don't like something.. What is there to do except to sit around and bitch about how much you don't like that thing?
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
this is basically me
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In regards to the advocates of his former empire: “I was going to have them all executed… the Royal Advocate talked me out of it.” -Shadowthrone (Emperor Kellanved)
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Old people say the darndest things.
Legally, it's a donation, so you can get child support too.
(i was the worst kid)
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