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    Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    Analytic thinking can decrease religious belief, research shows

    A new University of British Columbia study finds that analytic thinking can decrease religious belief, even in devout believers.

    Go, go UBC!

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited April 2012
    I want to hug a walrus.

    Edit: I just want you guys to know that I barely resisted like three fat jokes in this post.

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    i don't know what happened but around 6 months ago or so when crab made the full time migration from g&t, kosh started liking him more than me

    the past 180 days have gone by as a blur while i plot the best method to kill myself

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    I need to bring a red wine to this party. I know nothing about wines. Halp.

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    Squirminator2kSquirminator2k they/them North Hollywood, CARegistered User regular
    I know very little about wines, but my suggestion?

    Get the red one.

    Jump Leads - a scifi-comedy audiodrama podcast
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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Giving up on Tribes, forever.

    i am just awful at it.

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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    you guys i am haunted by em's cough syrup story

    you and me both.

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    I am at a trader joe's, if that helps with recomendations.

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I need to bring a red wine to this party. I know nothing about wines. Halp.

    Spend $10-15, buy a Cabernet Sauvignon from California.

    You'll be fine.

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    taco bell taco without sour scream is like... a blowjob where you get your penis bit off

    I cannot relate to this metaphor.

    I misread this as "I cannot elope to this metaphor."

    Which is still technically accurate, I suppose.

    I find this metaphor difficult to masturbate to.

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    you guys i am haunted by em's cough syrup story

    For some reason I feel like I got more out of that than just pity and horror. I mean I know it's super awful but it shows some of the more interesting ways people can be and become broken. Tolstoy once wrote "Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way", and I kind of like exploring the second part of that.

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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    japanjapan Registered User regular
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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I need to bring a red wine to this party. I know nothing about wines. Halp.

    Spend $10-15, buy a Cabernet Sauvignon from California.

    You'll be fine.

    Danke.

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    Squirminator2kSquirminator2k they/them North Hollywood, CARegistered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    taco bell taco without sour scream is like... a blowjob where you get your penis bit off

    I cannot relate to this metaphor.

    I misread this as "I cannot elope to this metaphor."

    Which is still technically accurate, I suppose.

    I find this metaphor difficult to masturbate to.

    cantfap.jpg

    Jump Leads - a scifi-comedy audiodrama podcast
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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    american wine

    american cheese

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    Nova_CNova_C I have the need The need for speedRegistered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    I want to hug a walrus.

    Edit: I just want you guys to know that I barely resisted like three fat jokes in this post.

    mythbusters-jamie-hyneman-bio-324x205.jpg

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    Squirminator2kSquirminator2k they/them North Hollywood, CARegistered User regular
    We had Grant Imahara in the office a couple of weeks ago. He came to take photos in front of our TARDIS.

    Jump Leads - a scifi-comedy audiodrama podcast
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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    Two weeks ago, Houston's local Metro bus lines started searching passengers' bags before they would allow passengers onto the bus. It would seem Houston caught TSA fever. Videos and pictures were taken by passengers of Metro police stopping people and asking to search their backpacks and bags or else they couldn't ride. This proved to be incredibly unpopular. So much so, not only was the practice halted, Metro denies bag searches were ever part of their policy and it was all a misunderstanding.

    lolz

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    Nova_CNova_C I have the need The need for speedRegistered User regular
    Mythbusters is absolutely my favorite show.

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    BethrynBethryn Unhappiness is Mandatory Registered User regular
    I don't understand why he's wearing seaweed on his face.

    ...and of course, as always, Kill Hitler.
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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    Bethryn wrote: »
    I don't understand why he's wearing seaweed on his face.

    It's necessary facial protection when busting myths.

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    mythbusters has too many commercial breaks and everyone is always enthusiastic and it angers me

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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    I always say get a malbec when it comes to reds but that is just me

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    EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    Now that the security hole is exposed, I wonder how many bag bombs are going to go off in Houston? Probably none, since apparently terrorists don't seem to understand these sorts of small-scale acts are infinitely more ... terrorizing, in a fundamental way, than big ole brash acts. God help us if they ever digest how paralyzed, utterly crippled the DC area was during the sniper time.

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    Elendil wrote: »
    mythbusters has too many commercial breaks and everyone is always enthusiastic and it angers me

    Elendil is getting an early start on the 'cranky old man' stage of life.

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    Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    yo soy jacobkosh

    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRvthc8bD9gYtUgKOM03OstkQsThN2XpFTt3sj2vzFHBZhuq6oXCZpKgfOw

    Forward choke?

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    i do not like my ladies enthusiastic

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    EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    Kari Byron unf

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    Elendil wrote: »
    mythbusters has too many commercial breaks and everyone is always enthusiastic and it angers me

    kari-byron-mythbusters.jpg

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    japanjapan Registered User regular
    Eddy wrote: »
    Now that the security hole is exposed, I wonder how many bag bombs are going to go off in Houston? Probably none, since apparently terrorists don't seem to understand these sorts of small-scale acts are infinitely more ... terrorizing, in a fundamental way, than big ole brash acts. God help us if they ever digest how paralyzed, utterly crippled the DC area was during the sniper time.

    Meh. You get used to it. There's less terrorism about these days than there used to be.

    I don't think schools even bother with bomb evacuation drills any more.

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    Echo wrote: »
    Kari Byron unf

    She is physically very cute but something about her personality puts me off.

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    i guess jamie isn't very enthusiastic

    i like that about him

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    I'm pretty sure if I dated Kari, it would be like this

    ducks.gif

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    I am still pretty pumped about winning that game of 1870 at board game night last night (see page 1 of this thread).

    The two people I was playing against were a professional board game designer who is generally hell of better than me at all games and another programmer (mostly Android and iOS) who also usually beats me at train games.

    Attacked by tweeeeeeees!
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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    Feral don't act like you wouldn't annihilate that shit

    Don't even ACT

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    EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    Elendil wrote: »
    i guess jamie isn't very enthusiastic

    i like that about him

    Jamie has the spergs. Of this I am certain.

    I have spergdar.

    But yeah, I like him. It makes him incredibly straight forward and no-bullshit. There was this one episode where he managed to get really pissed at Adam.

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    Feral don't act like you wouldn't annihilate that shit

    Don't even ACT

    Only if her vagina spiraled in the same direction as my penis

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    oh man i would totally devastate that bunghole. like it would possibly lead to criminal prosecution. i don't even know her personality. does that make me shallow?

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    mythbusters has too many commercial breaks and everyone is always enthusiastic and it angers me

    kari-byron-mythbusters.jpg

    why is her terrain so deformable

    goodness

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    EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    I would respect Kari Byron's feelings.

    If you know what I mean.

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