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  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    japan wrote: »
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    Eddy wrote: »
    Gold Bond is incredible. Truly a quality of life enhancer.

    It's like that biscuit ad from Prairie Home Companion. "Gives shy people the strength to get up and do what needs to be done."

    did they have cocaine in them

    just pure wholesomeness

  • EchoEcho very gravitas Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    Deep space, at the edge of the galaxy. The future. A new prisoner arrives on top security prison ship and psychiatric research unit Dante 01. Sole survivor of an encounter with an alien force beyond imagining, Saint Georges is a man possessed by inner demons, caught up in the battle to control the monstrous power within him. It's a power that will infect the other highly dangerous occupants of Dante 01, gaolors and prisoners alike, unleashing a violent rebellion that turns this terrifying, labyrinthine world upside down. In the otherworldly hell of the ship's depths, through danger and redemption, each must journey to his very limits... each must confront his own Dragon.

    8->

  • RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    tyrannus wrote: »
    tyrannus wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    spool32 wrote: »
    winky inspired me to finally really get serious about trying this
    does it mean my effort is doomed to incompleteness and failure y/n

    Go go go

    If I can take a stab at RPGMaker, you can do it

    Where's my $30k for the project, kickstarter

    I just love that the project has it so you can download the DIGITAL GAME AND THE DIGITAL SOUNDTRACK!! if you pledge $35.

    why is that amusing?
    because that means the digital soundtrack is worth $20

    no, it means that someone donating a fair bit more money gets a small bit more in terms of rewards. Kickstarter is not a preorder marketplace.

  • OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle and you're not happy, but you're funny and I'm tripping over my joyRegistered User regular
    god, i wandered into the G&T LoL thread and they were comparing LoL characters to some stupid fighting game characters.

    fuck that thread

    I'm a published writer and have a very unique and interesting writing style. I'm also sharp and witty. My profile is well-written and hilarious. My messages are likewise brilliant. And I've been doing this stuff for...four or five years. I know what "works" in terms of good internet dating writing. "Works" in the sense of leading to a "date" with a human female.
  • ElldrenElldren 3067-6294-6208Registered User regular
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    I really can't read about the Liberian Civil War. It's a serious subject that should be read about seriously, but at some point every author feels the need to mention General Butt Naked and my inner five year old loses his shit.

    Dude used child soldiers and performed human sacrifice

    this is serious shit

    Also he ran around in sneakers with an AK47 (and that's it)

  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    I went to skiptopia once


    a guy stole my camera and then a rat bit me

    @nealcm @faynor
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  • tyrannustyrannus Registered User regular
    edited April 2012
    tyrannus wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    spool32 wrote: »
    winky inspired me to finally really get serious about trying this
    does it mean my effort is doomed to incompleteness and failure y/n

    Go go go

    If I can take a stab at RPGMaker, you can do it

    Where's my $30k for the project, kickstarter

    I just love that the project has it so you can download the DIGITAL GAME AND THE DIGITAL SOUNDTRACK!! if you pledge $35.

    why is that amusing?
    because that means the digital soundtrack is worth $20. you get the "digital" game anyway at $15+, so it's amusing

    tyrannus on
  • Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot Harrisonburg, VARegistered User regular
    Gooey wrote: »
    if you are male and you live anywhere that gets mildly warm and you do not use gold bond


    ...what the hell is wrong with you
    I am only vaguely aware of what Gold Bond is.

  • AManFromEarthAManFromEarth Their ideas are old and their ideas are bad. The King in the SwampRegistered User regular
    I lived in Florida for 22 years and never used gold bond once.

    The fuck is it for? Some kind of denture cream?

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  • GooeyGooey Registered User regular
    Gooey wrote: »
    if you are male and you live anywhere that gets mildly warm and you do not use gold bond


    ...what the hell is wrong with you
    I am only vaguely aware of what Gold Bond is.

    imagine never needing to readjust because you've stuck to your leg on a hot day

    imagine feeling the freshest you've ever felt after you get out of the shower

    that is the magic of gold bond

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  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Super Moderator, Moderator mod
  • amateurhouramateurhour Registered User regular
    I miss Monster Hunter on the PS2. I wish more people had xbox live and MH3 for the wii so we could multiplayer and talk without using the wii.

    Also I wish they'd release MH360 in the US.

    Here's what I do...
    The Vac - My Science Fiction Epic
    Fortune Pancakes - My Gag-A-Day Comic
  • KalkinoKalkino Buttons Londres Registered User regular
    This is why I live in temperate climates and endure the rain and coldness

    Freedom for the Northern Isles!
  • ThomamelasThomamelas Bro!Registered User regular
    Gooey wrote: »
    if you are male and you live anywhere that gets mildly warm and you do not use gold bond


    ...what the hell is wrong with you
    I am only vaguely aware of what Gold Bond is.

    It keeps things dry and is a talcum powder. In this case Gooey is referring to keeping his junk dry.

  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    it blows my mind that this is still top secret knowledge

    GOLD BOND IS FOR YOUR BALLS

    THAT IS WHERE THE MAGIC HAPPENS

  • wazillawazilla Registered User regular
    Goldbond is foot powder.

    But dudes love to rub it all over their junk I guess.

  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    old joke but a good joke

    text message a friend. "hey can you call my phone. i can't find it."

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  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    Nova_C wrote: »
    Cat carrier and catnip purchased.

    We are a go for cat acquisition!

    THERE BEST BE KITTY PICTURES

  • bowenbowen Registered User regular
    edited April 2012
    bowen wrote: »
    spool32 wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    I would work on a project but it'd take nearly $100,000 for any reasonable sized project just for me, 2-3 years at the least, full time.

    What if you worked for free but I gave you stock options like whoa.

    Hah people that work for like $20,000 a year and take stock options on a startup are insane.

    options yes. Options are for suckers.

    Actual stock, well it depends. That can work out very well indeed. But you need to be realistic about what actual chances the company has.

    Plus my salary goes up for startups because there's about an 80% chance I'll be looking for work within 1-3 years.

    bowen on
  • ThomamelasThomamelas Bro!Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    spool32 wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    I would work on a project but it'd take nearly $100,000 for any reasonable sized project just for me, 2-3 years at the least, full time.

    What if you worked for free but I gave you stock options like whoa.

    Hah people that work for like $20,000 a year and take stock options on a startup are insane.

    options yes. Options are for suckers.

    Actual stock, well it depends. That can work out very well indeed. But you need to be realistic about what actual chances the company has.

    Plus my salary goes up for startups because there's about an 80% chance I'll be looking for work within 1-3 years.

    You won't get that out of a start up. Stock yes, higher salaries then the industry average, no.

  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    Gooey wrote: »
    syndalis wrote: »
    wazilla wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    i dont have a good framework though, but I miss all the monster raising games from the early days of the playstation

    I kind of want to mix those style of games with something like spore

    there was a monster game from the ps1 era

    I never played it but it sounded amazing

    it was like, you put a CD in the game or something, and it makes a custom monster based on the music on the CD

    Are you fucking with us Skippy?

    DO NOT FUCK WITH ME ABOUT MONSTER RANCHER

    Someone should make a Bieber monster and a dubstep monster and make them fight

    dubstep's move would be an elbow drop

    That'd be quite a Wubset

  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    i don't use gold bond because i don't have stinky old man balls

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  • OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle and you're not happy, but you're funny and I'm tripping over my joyRegistered User regular
    Elendil wrote: »
    i don't use gold bond because i don't have stinky old man balls

    How do you know what old men's balls smell like?

    I'm a published writer and have a very unique and interesting writing style. I'm also sharp and witty. My profile is well-written and hilarious. My messages are likewise brilliant. And I've been doing this stuff for...four or five years. I know what "works" in terms of good internet dating writing. "Works" in the sense of leading to a "date" with a human female.
  • RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    FUCK

    yet another post gone

    I hate Vanilla so much. Fucking hell anyone who says the "server is busy" problems with phbb are as bad as vanilla is now are full of shit. Silentl failure on posting, time travel and most importantly the dissappearing posts are far more serious problems.

  • OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle and you're not happy, but you're funny and I'm tripping over my joyRegistered User regular
    Maybe old man balls are revered as an aphrodisiac in my culture, elendil.

    I'm a published writer and have a very unique and interesting writing style. I'm also sharp and witty. My profile is well-written and hilarious. My messages are likewise brilliant. And I've been doing this stuff for...four or five years. I know what "works" in terms of good internet dating writing. "Works" in the sense of leading to a "date" with a human female.
  • EchoEcho very gravitas Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    Deep space, at the edge of the galaxy. The future. A new prisoner arrives on top security prison ship and psychiatric research unit Dante 01. Sole survivor of an encounter with an alien force beyond imagining, Saint Georges is a man possessed by inner demons, caught up in the battle to control the monstrous power within him. It's a power that will infect the other highly dangerous occupants of Dante 01, gaolors and prisoners alike, unleashing a violent rebellion that turns this terrifying, labyrinthine world upside down. In the otherworldly hell of the ship's depths, through danger and redemption, each must journey to his very limits... each must confront his own Dragon.

    8->

  • amateurhouramateurhour Registered User regular
    Gold Bond on Sir Patrick Stewart and Jesse "the body" Ventura does indeed feel great.

    Here's what I do...
    The Vac - My Science Fiction Epic
    Fortune Pancakes - My Gag-A-Day Comic
  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    Echo wrote: »
    Deep space, at the edge of the galaxy. The future. A new prisoner arrives on top security prison ship and psychiatric research unit Dante 01. Sole survivor of an encounter with an alien force beyond imagining, Saint Georges is a man possessed by inner demons, caught up in the battle to control the monstrous power within him. It's a power that will infect the other highly dangerous occupants of Dante 01, gaolors and prisoners alike, unleashing a violent rebellion that turns this terrifying, labyrinthine world upside down. In the otherworldly hell of the ship's depths, through danger and redemption, each must journey to his very limits... each must confront his own Dragon.

    8->

    what the what

  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    Nova_C wrote: »
    Cat carrier and catnip purchased.

    We are a go for cat acquisition!

    THERE BEST BE KITTY PICTURES

    would you like a picture of my cat

    @nealcm @faynor
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  • bowenbowen Registered User regular
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    spool32 wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    I would work on a project but it'd take nearly $100,000 for any reasonable sized project just for me, 2-3 years at the least, full time.

    What if you worked for free but I gave you stock options like whoa.

    Hah people that work for like $20,000 a year and take stock options on a startup are insane.

    options yes. Options are for suckers.

    Actual stock, well it depends. That can work out very well indeed. But you need to be realistic about what actual chances the company has.

    Plus my salary goes up for startups because there's about an 80% chance I'll be looking for work within 1-3 years.

    You won't get that out of a start up. Stock yes, higher salaries then the industry average, no.

    Problem is startups want breadth instead of depth of knowledge, so their needs and payscales need to represent that.

    It's also one of the reasons startups fail. Sucks for them, I guess, they need to convince me to leave my job.

  • Nova_CNova_C Sniff Sniff Snorf Beyond The WallRegistered User regular
    There will be kitty pictures! I will be at the shelter in 4 hours filling out the adoption paperwork, then I'll be bringing her home.

    [chat] will help me name her!

  • bowenbowen Registered User regular
    FUCK

    yet another post gone

    I hate Vanilla so much. Fucking hell anyone who says the "server is busy" problems with phbb are as bad as vanilla is now are full of shit. Silentl failure on posting, time travel and most importantly the dissappearing posts are far more serious problems.

    I have pretty much narrowed it down for them. I don't think they're reading our bug report section anymore though.

  • AManFromEarthAManFromEarth Their ideas are old and their ideas are bad. The King in the SwampRegistered User regular
    Was I doing living in a swamp wrong? My balls have never gotten stuck to my leg because of sweat. This is weird to me.

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  • descdesc "Lefty" McDesc Fastest gun in the stateRegistered User regular
    tyrannus wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    spool32 wrote: »
    winky inspired me to finally really get serious about trying this
    does it mean my effort is doomed to incompleteness and failure y/n

    Go go go

    If I can take a stab at RPGMaker, you can do it

    Where's my $30k for the project, kickstarter

    I just love that the project has it so you can download the DIGITAL GAME AND THE DIGITAL SOUNDTRACK!! if you pledge $35.

    edit: the game is basically $15 anyway. so an extra $20 gets you a soundtrack?

    seriously this is just a bunch of hilarious bullshit. it might deliver, but it's so pumped up beyond what it really is that it's getting to be hilarious.

    here's another one for you
    http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/274047326/zelda-vs-jesus?ref=live

    What the

  • EchoEcho very gravitas Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    Echo wrote: »
    Deep space, at the edge of the galaxy. The future. A new prisoner arrives on top security prison ship and psychiatric research unit Dante 01. Sole survivor of an encounter with an alien force beyond imagining, Saint Georges is a man possessed by inner demons, caught up in the battle to control the monstrous power within him. It's a power that will infect the other highly dangerous occupants of Dante 01, gaolors and prisoners alike, unleashing a violent rebellion that turns this terrifying, labyrinthine world upside down. In the otherworldly hell of the ship's depths, through danger and redemption, each must journey to his very limits... each must confront his own Dragon.

    8->

    what the what

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0487928/

    Some weirdo movie I found on Voddler. Just started watching.

  • spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    Echo wrote: »
    Deep space, at the edge of the galaxy. The future. A new prisoner arrives on top security prison ship and psychiatric research unit Dante 01. Sole survivor of an encounter with an alien force beyond imagining, Saint Georges is a man possessed by inner demons, caught up in the battle to control the monstrous power within him. It's a power that will infect the other highly dangerous occupants of Dante 01, gaolors and prisoners alike, unleashing a violent rebellion that turns this terrifying, labyrinthine world upside down. In the otherworldly hell of the ship's depths, through danger and redemption, each must journey to his very limits... each must confront his own Dragon.

    8->

    Among the many, many questions I have about this concept, one stands out:

    If you were building a prison ship, why would you include an otherworldly hell in its depths? Why would it even have depths?

    Successful Kickstarter get! Drop by Bare Mettle Entertainment if you'd like to see what we're making.
  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    What does gold bond smell like?

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  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    Echo wrote: »
    Deep space, at the edge of the galaxy. The future. A new prisoner arrives on top security prison ship and psychiatric research unit Dante 01. Sole survivor of an encounter with an alien force beyond imagining, Saint Georges is a man possessed by inner demons, caught up in the battle to control the monstrous power within him. It's a power that will infect the other highly dangerous occupants of Dante 01, gaolors and prisoners alike, unleashing a violent rebellion that turns this terrifying, labyrinthine world upside down. In the otherworldly hell of the ship's depths, through danger and redemption, each must journey to his very limits... each must confront his own Dragon.

    8->

    what the what

    This is the kind of stuff that UK Netflix is choked with. Lovefilm has the same problem, but not to nearly the same extent.

  • GooeyGooey Registered User regular
    me and jacob are going to go stand over in this corner without adjusting ourselves for heat-related reasons while you dudes are all complaining about sticky sweaty ballsacs

    (we may however adjust ourselves based upon extreme length and girth)


    (because we are manly men using gold bond)

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  • KalkinoKalkino Buttons Londres Registered User regular
    Gooey wrote: »
    me and jacob are going to go stand over in this corner without adjusting ourselves for heat-related reasons while you dudes are all complaining about sticky sweaty ballsacs

    (we may however adjust ourselves based upon extreme length and girth)


    (because we are manly men using gold bond)

    Our trousers flap gamely in the wind, except when the howling wind delivers torrential rain, thus plastering our trousers to our legs. No gold band, umbrella or the like will save us!

    Freedom for the Northern Isles!
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