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Que veux-tu, [chat]? Happy May Day!

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    _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    mass effect 3 was the LA Riots of gaming

    Really? I'd say it was more the Storming of the Bastille of custom endings.

    Though, custom endings are the Normandy of game design.

    Which is the Alamo of design, proper.

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    _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    HerrCron wrote: »
    good Christ I'm dying here.

    Well, stop it.

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    electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    _J_ wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    mass effect 3 was the LA Riots of gaming

    Really? I'd say it was more the Storming of the Bastille of custom endings.

    Though, custom endings are the Normandy of game design.

    Which is the Alamo of design, proper.

    Which is really the <metaphor> of writing in general.

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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    Thinking about it, while the Hiroshima bombing was certainly not the best possible outcome for anyone involved (least of all the victims of the bombing) it is far from the worst

    The worst would probably have been a tenuous peace brokered by the Soviets followed within a decade or so by WWIII featuring unrestricted nuclear warfare (with a divided Japan as a theater)

    fuck gendered marketing
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    MyDcmbrMyDcmbr PEWPEWPEW!!! America's WangRegistered User regular
    Hmmm...

    No Haps this morning.

    Steam
    So we get stiff once in a while. So we have a little fun. What’s wrong with that? This is a free country, isn’t it? I can take my panda any place I want to. And if I wanna buy it a drink, that’s my business.
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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    so i finally noticed that i've lost weight

    in that it is much easier to shave my junk now

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    HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Instead of Atomic bombs we could have poo bombs. They explode a mile up in the air and spread poo over a huge portion of a city's populace. It is a very effective deterrent.

    PSN: Honkalot
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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    so i finally noticed that i've lost weight

    in that it is much easier to shave my junk now

    :^:

    fuck gendered marketing
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    HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    MyDcmbr wrote: »
    Hmmm...

    No Haps this morning.

    It was pagan sun ritual day yesterday, so large parts of europe are hung over and sleeping now. That might be why.

    PSN: Honkalot
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    MyDcmbrMyDcmbr PEWPEWPEW!!! America's WangRegistered User regular
    Honk wrote: »
    Instead of Atomic bombs we could have poo bombs. They explode a mile up in the air and spread poo over a huge portion of a city's populace. It is a very effective deterrent.

    ITT Honk confesses his support of biological weapons.

    Steam
    So we get stiff once in a while. So we have a little fun. What’s wrong with that? This is a free country, isn’t it? I can take my panda any place I want to. And if I wanna buy it a drink, that’s my business.
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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    now only am i 20 pounds lighter

    but my junk is so fuckin smooth (except for the little mohawk that i can't get)

    my armpits are still hairy and i'm still obese but I FEEL SEXY

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    HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    MyDcmbr wrote: »
    Honk wrote: »
    Instead of Atomic bombs we could have poo bombs. They explode a mile up in the air and spread poo over a huge portion of a city's populace. It is a very effective deterrent.

    ITT Honk confesses his support of biological weapons.

    I don't like them, but they are necessary for peace in our time.

    PSN: Honkalot
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    EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    Morning.

    It's National Hangover Day in Sweden.

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    AldoAldo Hippo Hooray Registered User regular
    _J_ wrote: »
    MyDcmbr wrote: »
    Why are we comparing atomic blasts to video games/consoles?

    Aldo started it.

    I am sorry

    (today is May 1st, so Germany has a day off to wave red flags and say mean things about the upperclass)

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    CampyCampy Registered User regular
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    what a wierd dream.

    I had a dream the other night that was bloody horrible. Poop... everywhere, oh god the poop.

    What did ye dream @Dunadan ?

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    MyDcmbrMyDcmbr PEWPEWPEW!!! America's WangRegistered User regular
    Campy wrote: »
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    what a wierd dream.

    I had a dream the other night that was bloody horrible. Poop... everywhere, oh god the poop.

    What did ye dream @Dunadan ?

    Honk Bomb.

    Steam
    So we get stiff once in a while. So we have a little fun. What’s wrong with that? This is a free country, isn’t it? I can take my panda any place I want to. And if I wanna buy it a drink, that’s my business.
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    _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Aldo wrote: »
    _J_ wrote: »
    MyDcmbr wrote: »
    Why are we comparing atomic blasts to video games/consoles?

    Aldo started it.

    I am sorry

    (today is May 1st, so Germany has a day off to wave red flags and say mean things about the upperclass)

    Because nothing bad ever happens when Germans gather together to start flag waving.

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    erryone from work is going to a concert on friday but I've got an exam the next day

    boo-urns

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    _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    my armpits are still hairy and i'm still obese but I FEEL SEXY

    I am amused.

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    CampyCampy Registered User regular
    MyDcmbr wrote: »
    Campy wrote: »
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    what a wierd dream.

    I had a dream the other night that was bloody horrible. Poop... everywhere, oh god the poop.

    What did ye dream @Dunadan ?

    Honk Bomb.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOoPDjiSwdo

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    GonmunGonmun He keeps kickin' me in the dickRegistered User regular
    Honk wrote: »
    Instead of Atomic bombs we could have poo bombs. They explode a mile up in the air and spread poo over a huge portion of a city's populace. It is a very effective deterrent.

    Since getting our dog my wife and I have stated numerous times that we need to invent a poop cannon that shoots out of the front grill of the car. A flaming poop cannon.

    desc wrote: »
    ~ * swole patrol flying roundhouse kick top performer recognition: April 2014 * ~
    If you have a sec, check out my podcast: War and Beast Twitter Facebook
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    _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Nothing quite like waking up early to grade essays about rape.

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    HerrCronHerrCron It that wickedly supports taxation Registered User regular
    _J_ wrote: »
    HerrCron wrote: »
    good Christ I'm dying here.

    Well, stop it.

    I'm trying but my treacherous body has other ideas.

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    GonmunGonmun He keeps kickin' me in the dickRegistered User regular
    _J_ wrote: »
    Nothing quite like waking up early to grade essays about rape.

    ...

    O_o

    desc wrote: »
    ~ * swole patrol flying roundhouse kick top performer recognition: April 2014 * ~
    If you have a sec, check out my podcast: War and Beast Twitter Facebook
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    CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    _J_ wrote: »
    Nothing quite like waking up early to grade essays about rape.

    Well, will any of them be describing personal experiences of being raped?

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    _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Couscous wrote: »
    _J_ wrote: »
    Nothing quite like waking up early to grade essays about rape.

    Well, will any of them be describing personal experiences of being raped?

    I hope not.

    When they do it's usually quite terrible.

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    GonmunGonmun He keeps kickin' me in the dickRegistered User regular
    _J_ wrote: »
    Couscous wrote: »
    _J_ wrote: »
    Nothing quite like waking up early to grade essays about rape.

    Well, will any of them be describing personal experiences of being raped?

    I hope not.

    When they do it's usually quite terrible.

    Usually?

    desc wrote: »
    ~ * swole patrol flying roundhouse kick top performer recognition: April 2014 * ~
    If you have a sec, check out my podcast: War and Beast Twitter Facebook
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    Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    morning chat

    I'm bored.

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    HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Could someone write a bunch of names for major electronics stores I'd be likely to find in any random US city?

    Going to Rochester MN this week and want to pick up a new wacom.

    PSN: Honkalot
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    _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Gonmun wrote: »
    _J_ wrote: »
    Couscous wrote: »
    _J_ wrote: »
    Nothing quite like waking up early to grade essays about rape.

    Well, will any of them be describing personal experiences of being raped?

    I hope not.

    When they do it's usually quite terrible.

    Usually?

    Some of them have comes to term with it and articulate it in a very casual way.

    Those are more "weird" than "terrible".

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    _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    While rape exams are terrible, the ones dealing with ethics of marriage / adultery can be kinda entertaining.

    Sometimes I'll get a divorced student, and most of the essay is them bitching about their ex.

    Kinda fun to read.

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    HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    You are not delivering fast enough, US chat denizens.

    I am quite disappointed.

    PSN: Honkalot
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    _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Honk wrote: »
    Could someone write a bunch of names for major electronics stores I'd be likely to find in any random US city?

    Going to Rochester MN this week and want to pick up a new wacom.

    Best Buy. Staples.

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    GonmunGonmun He keeps kickin' me in the dickRegistered User regular
    I'm Canadian but I'll give it a shot.

    -Best Buy
    -The Source/Radio Shack
    -Possibly Wal-Mart?
    -Circuit City
    -CompUSA

    Those are just the ones off the top of my head.

    desc wrote: »
    ~ * swole patrol flying roundhouse kick top performer recognition: April 2014 * ~
    If you have a sec, check out my podcast: War and Beast Twitter Facebook
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    CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    Gonmun wrote: »
    I'm Canadian but I'll give it a shot.

    -Best Buy
    -The Source/Radio Shack
    -Possibly Wal-Mart?
    -Circuit City
    -CompUSA

    Those are just the ones off the top of my head.

    Circuit City has been dead for years.

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    SanderJKSanderJK Crocodylus Pontifex Sinterklasicus Madrid, 3000 ADRegistered User regular
    Echo wrote: »
    Morning.

    It's National Hangover Day in Sweden.

    It's funny that Sweden and the Netherlands have unintentionally coordinated their crazy annual parties. Though much of the drinking is actually done here on the night leading in the 30th.

    Steam: SanderJK Origin: SanderJK
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    GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    i am the best me3 vanguard ever
    at dying

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    GonmunGonmun He keeps kickin' me in the dickRegistered User regular
    edited May 2012
    Couscous wrote: »
    Gonmun wrote: »
    I'm Canadian but I'll give it a shot.

    -Best Buy
    -The Source/Radio Shack
    -Possibly Wal-Mart?
    -Circuit City
    -CompUSA

    Those are just the ones off the top of my head.

    Circuit City has been dead for years.

    I'm Canadian so we never had the store up here to begin with so I didn't know that they'd gotten rid of the stores in the US. I knew that they at least still had a website.

    Gooey wrote: »
    i am the best me3 vanguard ever
    at dying

    You did an awesome job I thought Gooey. I had fun. :)

    Gonmun on
    desc wrote: »
    ~ * swole patrol flying roundhouse kick top performer recognition: April 2014 * ~
    If you have a sec, check out my podcast: War and Beast Twitter Facebook
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    BethrynBethryn Unhappiness is Mandatory Registered User regular
    in that it is much easier to shave my junk now
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    STOCK PHOTO

    ...and of course, as always, Kill Hitler.
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    wazillawazilla Having a late dinner Registered User regular
    edited May 2012
    2 for 4 with my poor quarian infiltrator last night. :( First 2 rounds of silver went great! The next 2 were just sad... people going down in the first round sad. Almost pulled through on the last game, but while meleeing one nemesis and getting shot at by another a phantom got behind me and bluhhhhhhhhhhh.

    I had some nice headshots on phantoms though.

    edit: And there was, of course, a turret involved here as well.

    wazilla on
    Psn:wazukki
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