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Mixed Martial Media: The Assassination Of UFC 151 By The Coward Jon Jones

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    KanaKana Registered User regular
    really nice round

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    TehSpectreTehSpectre Registered User regular
    Good fight so far

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Yeah Varner does look slower though, I don't think Joe is off with that. Lauzon's ears are so huge.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

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    KanaKana Registered User regular
    man when varner hits lauzon flush he just sends him flying

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    TehSpectreTehSpectre Registered User regular
    Sub attempt reversed into sub attempt! Yesss

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    Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    I think this has a good shot at being Fight of the Night.

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    TehSpectreTehSpectre Registered User regular
    Maaaaan! FotN

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    KanaKana Registered User regular

    crazy round :D

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    I think that took a lot out of varner. Probably give them a round a piece at this point.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

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    Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    Hahaha, Varner started the round forgetting that he didn't have his mouthpiece.

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    TehSpectreTehSpectre Registered User regular
    Dat sweep

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    BecomingBecoming Registered User regular
    Lauzooooonnnn!!!! Yes!!!

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    KanaKana Registered User regular
    that was a heck of a fight

    A trap is for fish: when you've got the fish, you can forget the trap. A snare is for rabbits: when you've got the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words are for meaning: when you've got the meaning, you can forget the words.
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    Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    Goddamn, that was a great fight.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Nice sub. Varner's lack of energy did him in there.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

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    molefacemoleface Registered User regular
    That fight was many kinds of awesome

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    Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    I'm not going to say that's definitely Fight of the Night.

    But it's going to take a lot to top that.

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    Metal JaredMetal Jared Mulligan Wizard Rhode IslandRegistered User regular
    Fox needed a good card and the first two fights have been excellent.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Fox needed a good card and the first two fights have been excellent.

    Yeah I definately feel they are bringing a good card for "free".

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

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    Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    Even if these last two fights suck, this has still been decent just because of how great the first half was.

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    KanaKana Registered User regular
    unfortunately it's a beautiful summer sunday and the olympics are on, so you just know the ratings are gonna be garbage

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Kana wrote: »
    unfortunately it's a beautiful summer sunday and the olympics are on, so you just know the ratings are gonna be garbage

    Olympics aren't on on the west coast at the very least.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

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    Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    Kana wrote: »
    unfortunately it's a beautiful summer sunday and the olympics are on, so you just know the ratings are gonna be garbage

    Brandon Vera is the main event.

    This card never stood a chance of having great ratings.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    I'm glad we have competitive fist bumping.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

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    KanaKana Registered User regular
    Yeah, and that

    A trap is for fish: when you've got the fish, you can forget the trap. A snare is for rabbits: when you've got the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words are for meaning: when you've got the meaning, you can forget the words.
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    TehSpectreTehSpectre Registered User regular
    Niiice

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    Metal JaredMetal Jared Mulligan Wizard Rhode IslandRegistered User regular
    Oopsy, nice try Bader

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    BecomingBecoming Registered User regular
    And boom! I love watching Machida fight.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Ouch.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

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    molefacemoleface Registered User regular
    And Lyoto stakes his claim for the title shot

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    Metal JaredMetal Jared Mulligan Wizard Rhode IslandRegistered User regular
    "Runs full speed into a telephone pole" "CLANG"

    <3 you Joe Rogan

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    Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    That was the most boring KO I've seen since Silva lazily rabbit-punched Forrest.

    Bader literally ran right into his elbow.

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    KanaKana Registered User regular
    Yeaaah, Bader got impatient theree

    A trap is for fish: when you've got the fish, you can forget the trap. A snare is for rabbits: when you've got the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words are for meaning: when you've got the meaning, you can forget the words.
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    DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Fungus Killer!

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    That was the most boring KO I've seen since Silva lazily rabbit-punched Forrest.

    Bader literally ran right into his elbow.

    And that boring KO probably secured the title fight.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

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    DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    that was such a terrible matchup for Bader.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    that was such a terrible matchup for Bader.

    Well I don't think he would match up better against Jones. Though Machida looked like Van Damme from Bloodsport, just needed to go HHHWWWWWWWAHHHHHHHH!!!!!! And stare.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

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    TehSpectreTehSpectre Registered User regular
    WAR VERA

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    Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    That was the most boring KO I've seen since Silva lazily rabbit-punched Forrest.

    Bader literally ran right into his elbow.

    And that boring KO probably secured the title fight.

    Unless a miracle happens, yes it did.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    I'm glad Machida gave that great recipe for his special scrambled eggs after saying the dragon was back. I'll have to try that tomorrow.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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