Get Ready for RAGNAROK!!!
Better save the date folks, according to an article on NPR the end of the world is nigh!
Steel your nerves, dear reader. Ragnarok, the Viking apocalypse, draws near.
According to Norse mythology, the end of times has been brewing for about 100 days. It all started when the wolf son of Loki broke out of prison and the giant Midgard Serpent rose from the sea.
Saturday, Ragnarok will culminate in an epic battle. The pantheon of Norse gods — Thor, Loki, Odin, Freyr, Hermóðr, every last god — will fight, the Earth will fall into the sea, and life as we know it will cease to be.
Seeing how everybody got so up in arms about the Mayan Apocalypse (pfft) Its a little sad our norse friends haven't gotten nearly as much attention, especially since its tomorrow. So how are you going to prepare for the end of all life on Earth?
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Maybe I'll finally get that Hugin/Munin tattoo I've been wanting since I was 16
For shame
PSN- AHermano
Rag on him all you want
when the end is comin' we've gotta live like we're dying
and that means all the puns one can muster
Anybody know any Norse themed bands I could go to
That aren't white supremacists also, preferrably
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
I think I missed some world news here
http://www.npr.org/2014/02/16/277941699/vikings-of-the-world-unite-in-battle-the-apocalypse-is-upon-us
This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
Not with a bang but a pun.
Basically what happened is some "Viking Experts" (read: people who put on the Jorvik Viking Festival in York) Claim they heard the Gjallerhorn on November 15th.
This horn blowing means that Ragnarok happens in 100 days.
It happens to coincide with the finale of the Jorvik festival.
So basically some dudes wanted some publicity
But cmoooon, have some mutton and mead anyway
Nickelodeon Stud...
Oh wait they closed
Now I'm sad
I haven't even received an email about it from my other viking buddies. This is obviously bad theology.
Damned Near-Era Ragnarokians. READ YOUR RUNES!!
Steam: Chagrin LoL: Bonhomie
We already know aliens did it.
Thor Twosday.
oh you THINK u r ready......
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljalCgsf4Tc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vMHVOI32r4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAH1vLzdKm0
for a slightly more ridiculous, less authentic feel...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_u0OTDk0sCQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0n5j9Svgho
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZ1yzMEEvQg
edit: forgot manowar has some brazen-ass titties on their album cover, third link changed!
I fucking love Man O War
Haven't thought of them in years
Where's that Acapella Kings of Metal cover
Also, if the world's gotta end, I think Ragnarok is probably the way to go, really. At the end of the story, the women of the Aesir and Vanir and the children of the gods survive and usher unto Midgard a new golden age of peace and harmony, and the surviving human beings, a man and a woman sheltered in the hollow of the world tree Yggdrasil named Lif and Lifthrasir, repopulate Midgard! Also, Balder, the fairest of the Aesir, returns from the frozen halls of the dishonored dead in Helheim.
Yeah, basically a new earth will rise after the (very metal) end of the old, and a new supreme God will rule.
Gee, wonder what those monks who transcribed the stuff had in mind.
Anyway, I'm mostly psyched for the ship made of nails.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFRla4lbZlk
I found it
It is as ridiculous as I recall
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IiESgYr35gA
PRECISELY my first thought god bless
they really should release it on Thursday. it's his day, after all.
fagnarok????
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDf_mPvLJiU
well
alright