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Get Ready for RAGNAROK!!!

SnowbearSnowbear Registered User regular
Better save the date folks, according to an article on NPR the end of the world is nigh!
Steel your nerves, dear reader. Ragnarok, the Viking apocalypse, draws near.

According to Norse mythology, the end of times has been brewing for about 100 days. It all started when the wolf son of Loki broke out of prison and the giant Midgard Serpent rose from the sea.

Saturday, Ragnarok will culminate in an epic battle. The pantheon of Norse gods — Thor, Loki, Odin, Freyr, Hermóðr, every last god — will fight, the Earth will fall into the sea, and life as we know it will cease to be.

Seeing how everybody got so up in arms about the Mayan Apocalypse (pfft) Its a little sad our norse friends haven't gotten nearly as much attention, especially since its tomorrow. So how are you going to prepare for the end of all life on Earth?

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    Butler For Life #1Butler For Life #1 Twinning is WinningRegistered User regular
    why isn't the thread title "Are you ready to RagnaROCK?"

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    ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    Drink an absolute fuckload of mead

    Maybe I'll finally get that Hugin/Munin tattoo I've been wanting since I was 16

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    HermanoHermano Registered User regular
    The world's about to end and you're making puns, Butler for Life #1?

    For shame


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    HunteraHuntera Rude Boy Registered User regular
    Hermano wrote: »
    The world's about to end and you're making puns, Butler for Life #1?

    For shame

    Rag on him all you want

    when the end is comin' we've gotta live like we're dying

    and that means all the puns one can muster

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    ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    Actually I will be at a Flogging Molly concert as Ragnarok happens

    Anybody know any Norse themed bands I could go to

    That aren't white supremacists also, preferrably

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    Where did they get the date for this?

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    Ragnarok and Roll

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    Duke 2.0Duke 2.0 Time Trash Cat Registered User regular
    edited February 2014
    It all started when the wolf son of Loki broke out of prison and the giant Midgard Serpent rose from the sea.

    I think I missed some world news here

    Duke 2.0 on
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    SnowbearSnowbear Registered User regular
    Hermano wrote: »
    The world's about to end and you're making puns, Butler for Life #1?

    For shame
    This is the way the world ends
    This is the way the world ends
    This is the way the world ends
    Not with a bang but a pun.

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    MachwingMachwing It looks like a harmless old computer, doesn't it? Left in this cave to rot ... or to flower!Registered User regular
    I was invited to a root beer float drinking contest (to prepare for the eternal feasting and drinking in Asgard) but it's all the way up in Sacramennnnto ugh

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    JayKaosJayKaos Registered User regular
    Hmm. One of these days I should figure out where the fuck I can find mead around here.

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    ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    #pipe wrote: »
    Where did they get the date for this?

    Basically what happened is some "Viking Experts" (read: people who put on the Jorvik Viking Festival in York) Claim they heard the Gjallerhorn on November 15th.

    This horn blowing means that Ragnarok happens in 100 days.

    It happens to coincide with the finale of the Jorvik festival.

    So basically some dudes wanted some publicity

    But cmoooon, have some mutton and mead anyway

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    I kept saying that polar vortex business was the Fimbulvinter

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    I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    when do i put the slime on my head

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    ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    when do i put the slime on my head

    Nickelodeon Stud...

    Oh wait they closed

    Now I'm sad

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    WuShockWuShock Lawful Good South BrownbackistanRegistered User regular
    Guys, this totally isn't happening.

    I haven't even received an email about it from my other viking buddies. This is obviously bad theology.

    Damned Near-Era Ragnarokians. READ YOUR RUNES!!

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    He is the very bestest
    I wish I was him

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    facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    Huntera wrote: »
    Hermano wrote: »
    The world's about to end and you're making puns, Butler for Life #1?

    For shame

    Ragnarok on him all you want

    when the end is comin' we've gotta live like we're dying

    and that means all the puns one can muster

    "I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde
    Real strong, facetious.

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    MaximumMaximum Registered User regular
    Has Giorgio Tsoukalos verified any of this yet? I'll need his opinion before I start freaking out.

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    SnowbearSnowbear Registered User regular
    Maximum wrote: »
    Has Giorgio Tsoukalos verified any of this yet? I'll need his opinion before I start freaking out.

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    We already know aliens did it.

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    -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    Nidhogg is a great game and Thor: The Dark World is a good movie

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    Sir PlatypusSir Platypus Registered User regular
    Thor 2 isn't even out til tuesday.

    Thor Twosday.

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    Theodore FlooseveltTheodore Floosevelt proud parent of eight beautiful girls and shalmelo dorne (which is currently being ruled by a woman (awesome role model for my daughters)) #dornedadRegistered User regular
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    oh you THINK u r ready......

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    As a potential GM for a Norse-specific run of a Scion campaign, I heartily approve this message.

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited February 2014
    FINALLY I SHALL JOIN MY ANCESTORS IN THE HALLS OF VALHALLA! THEY ARE AMONG THE EINHERJAR, THE HONORED DEAD!
    Actually I will be at a Flogging Molly concert as Ragnarok happens

    Anybody know any Norse themed bands I could go to

    That aren't white supremacists also, preferrably


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljalCgsf4Tc

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vMHVOI32r4

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAH1vLzdKm0

    for a slightly more ridiculous, less authentic feel...


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_u0OTDk0sCQ

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0n5j9Svgho

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZ1yzMEEvQg

    edit: forgot manowar has some brazen-ass titties on their album cover, third link changed!

    Metzger Meister on
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    ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    Man

    I fucking love Man O War

    Haven't thought of them in years

    Where's that Acapella Kings of Metal cover

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    MaximumMaximum Registered User regular
    Ragnarok demands those rude ass titties!

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    Seriously though, Amon Amarth is basically amazing you guys.

    Also, if the world's gotta end, I think Ragnarok is probably the way to go, really. At the end of the story, the women of the Aesir and Vanir and the children of the gods survive and usher unto Midgard a new golden age of peace and harmony, and the surviving human beings, a man and a woman sheltered in the hollow of the world tree Yggdrasil named Lif and Lifthrasir, repopulate Midgard! Also, Balder, the fairest of the Aesir, returns from the frozen halls of the dishonored dead in Helheim.

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    UnbrokenEvaUnbrokenEva HIGH ON THE WIRE BUT I WON'T TRIP ITRegistered User regular
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    GrisloGrislo Registered User regular
    Seriously though, Amon Amarth is basically amazing you guys.

    Also, if the world's gotta end, I think Ragnarok is probably the way to go, really. At the end of the story, the women of the Aesir and Vanir and the children of the gods survive and usher unto Midgard a new golden age of peace and harmony, and the surviving human beings, a man and a woman sheltered in the hollow of the world tree Yggdrasil named Lif and Lifthrasir, repopulate Midgard! Also, Balder, the fairest of the Aesir, returns from the frozen halls of the dishonored dead in Helheim.

    Yeah, basically a new earth will rise after the (very metal) end of the old, and a new supreme God will rule.

    Gee, wonder what those monks who transcribed the stuff had in mind.

    Anyway, I'm mostly psyched for the ship made of nails.

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    HeadCreepsHeadCreeps NOW IS THE TIME FOR DRINKING! Registered User regular
    We need to steel ourselves for the most metal apocalypse ever

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFRla4lbZlk

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    ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    Man

    I fucking love Man O War

    Haven't thought of them in years

    Where's that Acapella Kings of Metal cover

    I found it

    It is as ridiculous as I recall

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IiESgYr35gA

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    Ahahaha man I just noticed how fucked up the lyrics are in Gods of War. It's like they didn't even try for accuracy.

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    XehalusXehalus Registered User regular
    edited February 2014
    Xehalus on
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    I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
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    oh you THINK u r ready......

    PRECISELY my first thought god bless

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    SCREECH OF THE FARGSCREECH OF THE FARG #1 PARROTHEAD margaritavilleRegistered User regular
    one of the radder apocalypses, all told

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited February 2014
    Thor 2 isn't even out til tuesday.

    Thor Twosday.

    they really should release it on Thursday. it's his day, after all.

    Metzger Meister on
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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    did somebody say

    fagnarok????

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDf_mPvLJiU

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    ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    Nope

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    oh

    well

    alright

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