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Rap Battle Contest - Beta

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  • HeadCreepsHeadCreeps NOW IS THE TIME FOR DRINKING! Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Man, I'd really love to give this a shot, but I just got home from work not too long ago and I'm so fucking tired and can't think right now.

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  • facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Oh holy fuck.

    This is like

    I have to win this or I will commit seppuku twenty times.

    (I won't win.)

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    I'm not going to enter this but I do want to make two rhyme requests

    orange/door hinge

    and

    saucier/dossier

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  • facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    You got it Shoe.

    I got this on lock.

    *I may not actually be able to work them in.

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    how could you not

    be all, motherfuckers say nothing rhymes with orange

    but then I lay some shit that blows 'em right off the door hinge

    word

    ay papi

    etc

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  • facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    I suspect that my relative lack of knowledge about Kris and Scott is going to seriously hinder my ability to induce a certain cachet into my lyrics.

    But damn if I won't have some sick ass rhymes.

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  • DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Captain K wrote: »
    Darmak wrote: »
    Captain K wrote: »
    wait so what's the deal

    we're writing a rap where Mike and Jerry are battling Kris and Scott


    this is correct?

    If you do this, you should record yourself rapping it.

    actually, once I reread Khoo's OP and realized that was not the point of this exercise, I decided not to do it :P

    Do it anyways :rotate:

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Shoe I hate that

    Orange and Door Hinge do not rhyme.

    #pipe on
  • facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Robert how gangsta can this rap be

    are we limited in this regard

    I mean, should we try to shoot for a Will Smith sorta clean, happy thing, or will it be ok to go the early 90's snoop/tupac route?

    Actually I need to know this too 'cause uh

    my material tends toward blue.

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    fake it til you make it

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    I GORDIAN KNOT'D THAT SHIT

    SLICED IT RIGHT IN HALF

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    besides even if you take issue with that there are few classier rhymes than saucier/dossier

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  • AphostileAphostile San Francisco, CARegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Like a foreign door-hinge.

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  • facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Okay, it's late and I just finished another grueling week of work so I ran out of energy, but this is how far I got:

    (I might add to it/completely revamp it when this goes 'live'):

    Tycho:

    Yo, I'm Tycho, a motherfucking psycho
    I'll blast a cap and then laugh just like so
    (muahahaha)
    so take a hike yo, just get on your bike yo,
    and run from our guns before we make you Mike's ho.

    Kris:

    Yo, so you got your words, I know that's how you work,
    but it takes something more to make me go berzerk.
    I'll flip that shit though, so you want me for a ho?
    Yeah I saw my prom photo on your desktop while you jerk.

    Mike:

    Yo, take a step back before I make you fade to black;
    you're the lamest in the pack while I'm the greatest in the sack.
    Your way with words is whack, wet paint's your favourite snack,
    so pick up the mic and just try to pay this back.

    Scott:

    Welcome, friends, here's your moment in the spotlight:
    no, that's not right, you'll never make the top flight.
    Your flop site should just be a desert bomb site.
    When I'm done with you, you're never gonna walk right.
    And that's the way it is, bitch, just call me Walter Cronkite.

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  • Robert KhooRobert Khoo Registered User, ClubPA staff
    edited June 2011
    facetious wrote: »
    Robert how gangsta can this rap be

    are we limited in this regard

    I mean, should we try to shoot for a Will Smith sorta clean, happy thing, or will it be ok to go the early 90's snoop/tupac route?

    Actually I need to know this too 'cause uh

    my material tends toward blue.

    For god's sake this is Penny Arcade not O - we don't care.

    Also. Real strong, facetious.

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  • facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    I just love that I worked an evil laugh into Tycho's verse.

    Real proud of that.

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  • ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Robert do you know how busy I am

    why must you torment me so

    Butler on
  • AphostileAphostile San Francisco, CARegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Oh I see how it is, ROBERT.

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  • Robert KhooRobert Khoo Registered User, ClubPA staff
    edited June 2011
    THEY ARE ALL GREAT.

    EVEN APHOSTILES.

    you see, is that better?

    Robert Khoo on
    Some guy.
  • AphostileAphostile San Francisco, CARegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    NO, OF COURSE NOT. ACKNOWLEDGE RAPS OUTSIDE THE THREAD.

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  • facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    No mine is clearly the best. It has been blessed by the Mystic Khoo himself.

    You may worship it.

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  • facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Ap

    is getting somewhat

    hostile.

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  • Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    I just have a page of "Khoo" written over and over again.

    Damn it, Robert, why does your surname have to be so phonetically seductive!?

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  • facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Yeah, as a surname it's pretty

    coo'.

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  • Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Kill facetious.

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  • facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    A reasonable reaction.

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  • Dark Raven XDark Raven X Laugh hard, run fast, be kindRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    You know how you can drop the L from "cool" in a rap song?

    Cause "Coo' Khoo"

    Make my rap fragments take shape, fellas.

    And if anyone manages to top "tight sliz becomes a jizz prison" let me know, immediately.

    Dark Raven X on
    Oh brilliant
  • facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Look four and three posts above yours.

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Khoo: Mothafuckas in the house! We doin' this! DJ, gimme that dope shit!

    Tycho:

    Oh hello, time to go, Tycho on a roll while I'm makin this dough,
    Fatboy n' Slim tryna step to the kings,
    shoulda stayed home tubs, and eaten more wings
    Yeah bitch, I said you fat, and you ugly too,
    I break it down for ya cause I know that ya stuuu
    pid - and one more thing before I go,
    Straub ya dad's dead and ya mom is a ho.

    KStraub:

    Haha! Rotunda wonder thinkin' he's got thunder,
    Well last night it was me that ya mom was under
    Trick, I got more game in my name than you got in ya dick,
    Ya shits so limp it fuckin needs a splint
    MC Kris runnin it, come get ya hits,
    handin off to Kurtz, fuckin' pimp of the pimps

    Kurtz:

    Damn son you got me, here's ya hard copy:
    I'm a fat slob and that's all there is to me
    Oh wait mothafucka, I make paper like a millionaire
    All you fuckin' do is suck Mike's dick for ya share
    Yellow jizz up in ya hair, everywhere, bitch don't care
    Wait again, you got a bald little pig head,
    Now get back to ya trough, piggy needs to be fed

    Gabe:

    Big words from a big man, with no fans
    Last time you mattered was when they needed to test stretch pants
    No kids man, you infertile? Or just ya wife can't find ya turtle?
    I don't blame her, I just game her,
    last night went over and showed her the lion tamer
    Cause I know that you thick, here's a hint, it's my dick
    PA crew fucks hard on ya bitches, and ya citrus
    Better bring some real shit if you want to beat us
    *drops mic*

    Tossrock on
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  • godmodegodmode Southeast JapanRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Oh man. These fuckin' raps.

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  • darleysamdarleysam On my way to UKRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Unless I'm misinterpreting 'verse', 12-16 of them each side sounds like quite the undertaking.

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    I think he meant 'line'

    if not... well, fuck it

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  • godmodegodmode Southeast JapanRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    darleysam wrote: »
    Unless I'm misinterpreting 'verse', 12-16 of them each side sounds like quite the undertaking.

    12-16 "lines". That's not too hard at all!

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  • darleysamdarleysam On my way to UKRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    godmode wrote: »
    darleysam wrote: »
    Unless I'm misinterpreting 'verse', 12-16 of them each side sounds like quite the undertaking.

    12-16 "lines". That's not too hard at all!

    Well then, 'lines' is certainly more manageable.

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Excellent, white people rapping.

    Just what I was looking for.

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    I'm not white [noparse]>:([/noparse]

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  • PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Let's see. What words rhyme with Khoo?
    loo
    poo

    Platy on
  • darleysamdarleysam On my way to UKRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Let's see. What words rhyme with Khoo?
    loo
    poo

    I'm pretty sure 'God' rhymes with Khoo.

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  • JoeUserJoeUser Forum Santa Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Kris Straub and David Malki (of Wondermark) did a pretty neat rap battle with the theme of simple machines:

    Kris

    David

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  • PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    My name is Tycho, I'm a psycho

    My name is Gabe, I'm a real babe

    My name is Kris, I'm hard to miss

    My name is Scott, I eat a lot

    Platy on
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