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Take your stinkin' paws off me ya damn dirty [MOVIES]

HermanoHermano Registered User regular
edited July 2014 in Social Entropy++
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Films!

Ya like apes?

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Man children?

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Emily Blunt kicking arse? (Big fan of this one)

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Whatcha looking forward to seplusplus?



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    Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    Malificent.


    Only.

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    HermanoHermano Registered User regular
    The trailer for that before Godzilla sure was something

    Like a weird Narnia remake


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    Theodore FlooseveltTheodore Floosevelt proud parent of eight beautiful girls and shalmelo dorne (which is currently being ruled by a woman (awesome role model for my daughters)) #dornedadRegistered User regular
    emily blunt, please

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    HermanoHermano Registered User regular
    Getting that Tom Cruise nonsense out of the op

    All Blunt all the time


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    Theodore FlooseveltTheodore Floosevelt proud parent of eight beautiful girls and shalmelo dorne (which is currently being ruled by a woman (awesome role model for my daughters)) #dornedadRegistered User regular
    not to be crude

    but if teenage me could see that first picture you posted with emily blunt in power armor hefting a giant sword onto her shoulder, I think my teenage dick would explode

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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    good man hermano, was waiting for someone to make this, woulda done it myself but, busy

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    HermanoHermano Registered User regular
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    Really hope this movie doesn't stink


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    EtchwartsEtchwarts Eyes Up Registered User regular
    If nothing else, it'll at least be a really cool looking movie.

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    HermanoHermano Registered User regular
    @FAQ did you see Frank? Looks like I've missed it in the cinema, have to wait for the dvd

    Didn't seem to stay around very long


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    CorporateLogoCorporateLogo The toilet knows how I feelRegistered User regular
    All You Need is Kill was a far better title than Edge of Tomorrow

    Do not have a cow, mortal.

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    MaximumMaximum Registered User regular
    I'm looking forward to being disappointed by Jupiter Ascending.

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    YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    All You Need is Kill was a far better title than Edge of Tomorrow

    I have said it before

    I want to see the people that made that decision in court

    I want them to stand up in front of the world and explain why they made the worst decision they could have made

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    So they've officially made the offer to Harrison Ford to return as Deckard for the Blade Runner sequel

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    masterofmetroidmasterofmetroid Have you ever looked at a world and seen it as a kind of challenge?Registered User regular
    If he showed up again at his age it would confirm he was human

    Sooooooo already not super psyched about that decision.

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    HermanoHermano Registered User regular
    Really hard to get excited by a Blade Runner sequel at this point, just wonder why they're doing it in the first place

    Fingers crossed though


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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Ridley Scott swears up and down that he's a replicant, and also has suggested that he may be a Nexus-7, and "who knows how long they might live?"

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Paul Sammon, author of Future Noir: The Making of Blade Runner, has suggested in interviews that Deckard may be a Nexus-7, a next-generation replicant who possesses no superhuman strength or intelligence, but brain implants that complete the human illusion. This view is shared by Ridley Scott.[4] Sammon also suggests that Nexus-7 replicants may not have a preset lifespan (i.e., they could be immortal). If so, this may suggest that Rachael is also a Nexus-7.[5]

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    Theodore FlooseveltTheodore Floosevelt proud parent of eight beautiful girls and shalmelo dorne (which is currently being ruled by a woman (awesome role model for my daughters)) #dornedadRegistered User regular
    i am immortal, but like most immortals i have decided to continue to physically age until i reach my sexiest possible point

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    Nah.

    I'm good.

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    ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Ridley Scott swears up and down that he's a replicant, and also has suggested that he may be a Nexus-7, and "who knows how long they might live?"
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Paul Sammon, author of Future Noir: The Making of Blade Runner, has suggested in interviews that Deckard may be a Nexus-7, a next-generation replicant who possesses no superhuman strength or intelligence, but brain implants that complete the human illusion. This view is shared by Ridley Scott.[4] Sammon also suggests that Nexus-7 replicants may not have a preset lifespan (i.e., they could be immortal). If so, this may suggest that Rachael is also a Nexus-7.[5]

    This is fucking trash.

    Fuck Ridley Scott if he wants to have his cake & eat it too.

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    HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    Zonugal that is rude he could die tomorrow. Let the old man have his cake you inconsiderate monster.

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    ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Zonugal that is rude he could die tomorrow. Let the old man have his cake you inconsiderate monster.

    Replace the water with cake:

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    TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    So they've officially made the offer to Harrison Ford to return as Deckard for the Blade Runner sequel

    Man, with Prometheus being as dumb as it was a Ford phoning in everything he does in recent years I don't have much hope for this.

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    UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    Godzilla this weekend

    Days of Future Past next weekend

    Maleficent the weekend after that

    That's a pretty steady schedule of movies I'm looking forward to (though I really don't expect DOFP to be any good)

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    RetabaRetaba A Cultist Registered User regular
    I don't mind another movie set in the Blade Runner universe, but connecting it to the characters just worries me.

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    knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    I don't want Harrison Ford involved in anything ever again.

    Even Star Wars 7, I kind of just want them to be like, "Oh yeah, Han died like 10 years ago."

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Didn't take long to get back into the ol is Deckard a replicant discussion.

    Usually it takes a few pages.

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    knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    At least it's not the "is Deckard a rapist?" discussion.

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
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    SolarSolar Registered User regular
    edited May 2014
    Deckard is a human who could be mistaken for a replicant or a replicant who could be mistaken for a human because there's no real difference between replicants and humans beyond what society creates

    that's the whole point

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    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    HELP ME MOVIE THREAD, YOU'RE MY ONLY HOPE

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    "Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
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    YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    HELP ME MOVIE THREAD, YOU'RE MY ONLY HOPE

    SANDRA SERIOUSLY YOU ARE SOUNDING HIGH AS FUCK

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    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    Whoops that posted and I didn't mean it to.

    Okay so here's my problem.

    All evening I've had this movie sound effect stuck in my head. It's like a distorted mechanical/electronic droning sound that varies up and down in frequency. It appears whenever The Fucked Up Thing is happening in the movie in question. Like a leitmotif but not at all musical. it's like a big "Holy crap" sound effect cue and I am almost positive it's a horror/suspense/supernatural film of some kind. Things it ISN'T:

    Kairo
    The Dark Knight
    2001
    Inception
    The Thing
    Alien
    Eraserhead

    Things I'm Pretttttty Sure It Isn't But Maybe??:
    The Shining
    Evil Dead 2

    I honestly cannot pin this fucking sound down and it's driving me absolutely mental.

    Because I can hear it outside right now.

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    "Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
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    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    YaYa if the sound was happening outside the isolated country house you were caretaking for the weekend YOU'D BE DEDICATED TOO

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    "Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    knitdan wrote: »
    At least it's not the "is Deckard a rapist?" discussion.

    Well since you brought it up...

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    knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    knitdan wrote: »
    At least it's not the "is Deckard a rapist?" discussion.

    Well since you brought it up...

    No he's not but I can see how some people might feel that way.

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
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    ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    edited May 2014
    YaYa if the sound was happening outside the isolated country house you were caretaking for the weekend YOU'D BE DEDICATED TOO

    @Lost Salient, have crop-circles been showing up?

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    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    I dunno man, it's dark and I have a policy against fields.

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    "Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
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    ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    Just remember Lost Salient, swing away.

    Swing away.

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    knitdan wrote: »
    knitdan wrote: »
    At least it's not the "is Deckard a rapist?" discussion.

    Well since you brought it up...

    No he's not but I can see how some people might feel that way.

    What you call progress... I call the rape of the natural world.

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    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    It's pouring rain here.

    Those aliens are fucked and I don't even need to lift a finger.

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    "Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
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