I got the giggles at the end of passion of the Christ
cause each of the gospels have jesus saying something very different as he dies
so in the movie he has to keep flopping about until he's got through each different version so no one has to think about how silly the idea of divine scripture is
I like to think of it as The Passion of the Christ: The Sands of Time. He messes up the line so he tries again and again.
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actually now that I think of it there are 3 different versions of how Jesus died not 4
Matthew draws on Mark for the description of his death so they are the same. Though in Matthew then all kinds extra stuff happens what with people rising from the dead and tombs opening themselves.
edit: and really the version that Mark and Matthew share is the best one. It is a quote of one of the better psalms and the Greek text actually includes the Hebrew then explains it in greek: "My God, my God, why have you forsaken me?"
Okay I'm totally still working and getting really far, but I wanted to let you know that I just introduced my artist to the concept of guacamole and taught him how to make it.
I have done much good today. Much good.
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That poor, poor man.
“I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
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big deal
i've had sex with waaaay more than 100 different guinea pigs
Okay I'm totally still working and getting really far, but I wanted to let you know that I just introduced my artist to the concept of guacamole and taught him how to make it.
I have done much good today. Much good.
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There's this dude called Jack Van Impe on late night TV who reads the daily news and ties it all into Christian apocalyptic mythology.
It is gloriously nuts.
“I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
-Indiana Solo, runner of blades
Okay I'm totally still working and getting really far, but I wanted to let you know that I just introduced my artist to the concept of guacamole and taught him how to make it.
I have done much good today. Much good.
I predict rather that he will make guacamole until he has made more than he can consume and then it grows mold in the fridge and puts him off guacamole for the next five years
there is this Jewish apocalyptic book called Jubilees which was preserved in the Ethiopian church and also turned up among the dead sea scrolls (since it didn't make it into the canon of later Judaism or Christianity) which is a really interesting read. pretty trippy stuff. in content it covers the creation and summary of what happened from the beginning of the world down to moses.
it was read and mentioned by early Christians but ended up getting suppressed and wiped out in the purges of the 4th century once Christianity became the religion of Empire
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i need to not sleep in super late tomorrow
but i ain't tired
hrmmm i still have the slight remains of a summer cold / sinus infection / bronchitis
Okay I'm totally still working and getting really far, but I wanted to let you know that I just introduced my artist to the concept of guacamole and taught him how to make it.
I have done much good today. Much good.
Was he raised by wolves?
Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
there is this Jewish apocalyptic book called Jubilees which was preserved in the Ethiopian church and also turned up among the dead sea scrolls (since it didn't make it into the canon of later Judaism or Christianity) which is a really interesting read. pretty trippy stuff. in content it covers the creation and summary of what happened from the beginning of the world down to moses.
it was read and mentioned by early Christians but ended up getting suppressed and wiped out in the purges of the 4th century once Christianity became the religion of Empire
When a game goes mainstream and becomes commercially successful, canon is often purged. Way of the world, bra
There's this dude called Jack Van Impe on late night TV who reads the daily news and ties it all into Christian apocalyptic mythology.
It is gloriously nuts.
People who just can't wait for the apocalypse frighten me.
I could sympathise with someone believing or hoping for such if they love in terrible times but not so much in modern America
There have been numbers of people here in America, more than I care to imagine, who have been chomping at the bit for the biblical apocalypse to occur for decades. I mean, there's been people who have believed it would occur during their lifetime since the concept was thought up, but when you get politicians talking about it, I mean... they don't give a fuck about future generations because they think this is it??
There's this dude called Jack Van Impe on late night TV who reads the daily news and ties it all into Christian apocalyptic mythology.
It is gloriously nuts.
People who just can't wait for the apocalypse frighten me.
I could sympathise with someone believing or hoping for such if they love in terrible times but not so much in modern America
There have been numbers of people here in America, more than I care to imagine, who have been chomping at the bit for the biblical apocalypse to occur for decades. I mean, there's been people who have believed it would occur during their lifetime since the concept was thought up, but when you get politicians talking about it, I mean... they don't give a fuck about future generations because they think this is it??
Back when I still went to church I used to hear people talking about how environmentalism was a waste of time because surely the Rapture will occur in our lifetime and the world will be awful after that anyway.
“I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
-Indiana Solo, runner of blades
There's this dude called Jack Van Impe on late night TV who reads the daily news and ties it all into Christian apocalyptic mythology.
It is gloriously nuts.
People who just can't wait for the apocalypse frighten me.
I could sympathise with someone believing or hoping for such if they love in terrible times but not so much in modern America
There have been numbers of people here in America, more than I care to imagine, who have been chomping at the bit for the biblical apocalypse to occur for decades. I mean, there's been people who have believed it would occur during their lifetime since the concept was thought up, but when you get politicians talking about it, I mean... they don't give a fuck about future generations because they think this is it??
Back when I still went to church I used to hear people talking about how environmentalism was a waste of time because surely the Rapture will occur in our lifetime and the world will be awful after that anyway.
This is the same reason why I very rarely clean my oven.
Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
There's this dude called Jack Van Impe on late night TV who reads the daily news and ties it all into Christian apocalyptic mythology.
It is gloriously nuts.
People who just can't wait for the apocalypse frighten me.
I could sympathise with someone believing or hoping for such if they love in terrible times but not so much in modern America
There have been numbers of people here in America, more than I care to imagine, who have been chomping at the bit for the biblical apocalypse to occur for decades. I mean, there's been people who have believed it would occur during their lifetime since the concept was thought up, but when you get politicians talking about it, I mean... they don't give a fuck about future generations because they think this is it??
Back when I still went to church I used to hear people talking about how environmentalism was a waste of time because surely the Rapture will occur in our lifetime and the world will be awful after that anyway.
This is the same reason why I very rarely clean my oven.
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I like to think of it as The Passion of the Christ: The Sands of Time. He messes up the line so he tries again and again.
And when Jesus had cried with a loud voice, he said, Father, she got a big booty so I call her Big Booty: and having said thus, he gave up the ghost.
Matthew draws on Mark for the description of his death so they are the same. Though in Matthew then all kinds extra stuff happens what with people rising from the dead and tombs opening themselves.
edit: and really the version that Mark and Matthew share is the best one. It is a quote of one of the better psalms and the Greek text actually includes the Hebrew then explains it in greek: "My God, my God, why have you forsaken me?"
actually rather sympathetic there
dammit
i'm just
gonna read achewood again, the next big day off i have with nothing to do
On the black screen
You just know when he got put back he was all "omg you guys you don even know!"
-Indiana Solo, runner of blades
Yes even Amy.
I have done much good today. Much good.
-Indiana Solo, runner of blades
i've had sex with waaaay more than 100 different guinea pigs
It is gloriously nuts.
-Indiana Solo, runner of blades
it was inevitable!
I predict rather that he will make guacamole until he has made more than he can consume and then it grows mold in the fridge and puts him off guacamole for the next five years
It has me all riled up against Miss Fronch though. As Bogart predicted.
it was read and mentioned by early Christians but ended up getting suppressed and wiped out in the purges of the 4th century once Christianity became the religion of Empire
but i ain't tired
hrmmm i still have the slight remains of a summer cold / sinus infection / bronchitis
maybe i'll take a ton of nyquil
Was he raised by wolves?
When a game goes mainstream and becomes commercially successful, canon is often purged. Way of the world, bra
I got a little excited when I saw your ship.
People who just can't wait for the apocalypse frighten me.
Rock Band DLC | GW:OttW - arrcd | WLD - Thortar
means I am roughly 9kg down since the end of March
I am ok with this
I could sympathise with someone believing or hoping for such if they love in terrible times but not so much in modern America
There have been numbers of people here in America, more than I care to imagine, who have been chomping at the bit for the biblical apocalypse to occur for decades. I mean, there's been people who have believed it would occur during their lifetime since the concept was thought up, but when you get politicians talking about it, I mean... they don't give a fuck about future generations because they think this is it??
Rock Band DLC | GW:OttW - arrcd | WLD - Thortar
Back when I still went to church I used to hear people talking about how environmentalism was a waste of time because surely the Rapture will occur in our lifetime and the world will be awful after that anyway.
-Indiana Solo, runner of blades
Exactly this kind of attitude.
Rock Band DLC | GW:OttW - arrcd | WLD - Thortar
Surely you jest
Possibly because it is the first weekday morning in a while where I have slept properly
Is everybody not posting because it's page 99 or what
We are all mulling over this story
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-27720617
Were we intelligently designed to be boxers? Did God the Designer love Fight Night?
http://imgur.com/a/Jb6jW
That system looks rugged
That looks like Fallout
now i can't run
-Indiana Solo, runner of blades