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Im a horrible human being and thats "O.K"

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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Callius wrote: »
    Stale and Drath can totally back me up on this, but the trick is to have your girlfriend tied up on a table as a party favour for your guests.

    fuckin a

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Callius wrote: »
    Stale and Drath can totally back me up on this, but the trick is to have your girlfriend tied up on a table as a party favour for your guests.


    Naked body covered in sushi rolls and finger foods. Hot fondue pot over her midsection.

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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    lostwords wrote: »
    Callius wrote: »
    Stale and Drath can totally back me up on this, but the trick is to have your girlfriend tied up on a table as a party favour for your guests.


    Naked body covered in sushi rolls and finger foods. Hot fondue pot over her midsection.

    wait for someone to drip hot cheese on her and as she whimpers scream,

    "NO!! Whores don't fucking cry!!!"

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    As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Chips 'n "Dip"

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Stale wrote: »
    lostwords wrote: »
    Callius wrote: »
    Stale and Drath can totally back me up on this, but the trick is to have your girlfriend tied up on a table as a party favour for your guests.


    Naked body covered in sushi rolls and finger foods. Hot fondue pot over her midsection.

    wait for someone to drip hot cheese on her and as she whimpers scream,

    "NO!! Whores don't fucking cry!!!"

    Silly Stale, there's an apple shoved in her mouth and her ass serves as a bottle opener.

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2007
    Jimmy wrote: »
    Brainleech wrote: »
    Synthetic Orange wrote: »
    I'm sure you're a wonderful human being.

    He took a soccer ball from kids rumored to kick it into his car

    Fair enough. But I did take it back after work and just leave it in the field. Sometimes you just have a bad day and run with it, what can i say.
    Perhaps your lack of proper coping mechanisms is related to why she left you asshole.

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2007
    I'm not terribly fond of this Jimmy person.

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    Wise_aWise_a Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    The Geek wrote: »
    I'm not terribly fond of this Jimmy person.
    seconded

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Arsenic7 wrote: »
    Chips 'n "Dip"

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    DrHookensteinDrHookenstein Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Watching my significant other voluntarily take 5 men in turn would pretty much eliminate any vestige of attraction or care toward her whatsoever.

    Kinda like, "now that you point out that you're basically a dick depository, I really don't care what happens to you."

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    Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
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    BuntaBunta Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    It'd be great if she dressed up as Marge for halloween

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    sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Booger CoveRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    God dammit I hate singing comedians.

    They can only think of one joke but they're able to stretch it out for 5 minutes with verses and then the people start clapping oh god why am I still watching this I have an interview in an hour fuck fuck

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    KorKor Known to detonate from time to time Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    An Ex of mine, who cheated on me with her boyfriend she supposedly left for me.

    I'm grateful I never landed a home-run with her. It would appear that she was so desperate for a child (at the age of 15, hey I was 15 too damn it). Anyway, she was so desperate for a child that she would lie to her boyfriends about using contraceptives.

    Apparently, like 2 boyfriends after me, she had dated this guy two weeks, and she got pregnant. The fact that she now realizes that parenting at such an early age is a hell-hole is satisfactory for me.

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    Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Wise_a wrote: »
    theSAVED wrote: »
    Im a horrible human being and thats "O.K" :

    He sleeps all night and he works all day.

    This guy's still here?

    GTFO

    Hey, maybe shut up.

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2007
    Seriously. People who bitch about SAVED are complaining about shit he did months ago and ignore the fact that he's been a decent guy since then. Essentially you faggots are proving you're dicks whereas he was just ignorant but willing to own up to his mistakes.

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2007
    WUNG WUNG WUNG WUNG WUNG WUNG WUNG WUNG

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    ShimShamShimSham Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    There was this one girl I dated like, years and years ago. I had just become a sophmore in highschool and she was now a freshman. She was somewhat new to the school so she knew people her age, but not a ton of older gents. She basically dated me to meet a bunch of "high school kids" it was dumb, we were both extremely young and didn't know anything. Anyway she met a bunch of people through me, and decided it was over.

    Anyway, she got involved with some people I introduced her to, and she's spent like the last several years of her life cracked out, drunk and every other form of intoxication you can imagine. Been kicked out of different houses she lived at and pretty much is a wreck.

    Glad I (unwillingly at that time) dodged that bullet.

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2007
    I hope that one of my exes had horrible things happen to her but I haven't really bothered to keep track.

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