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[NFL] Never count out Touchdown Tom

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    I tackle harder than this at flag football.

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    ShadowhopeShadowhope Baa. Registered User regular

    I want JJ Watt playing on offense this game.

    Maybe as a tight end. Maybe as a quarterback.

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Nice to see ODB leading all receivers so far

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    KanaKana Registered User regular

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    Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    For fuck's sake, Houston, just make Watt a receiver and stop teasing us.

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    TheBlackWindTheBlackWind Registered User regular
    *Looks at pro bowl stats*

    I miss you, golden Tate

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    knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    We just need a receiver who can give us those kind of numbers and not fuck his teammates' wives.

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    RadiusRadius Registered User regular
    knitdan wrote: »
    We just need a receiver who can give us those kind of numbers and not fuck his teammates' wives.

    you ask too much of any one man

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    XehalusXehalus Registered User regular
    edited January 2015
    I am gonna abandon our 1 and 2-year old

    yep fuck Jay Cutler

    Xehalus on
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    XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    pretty sure he was sending them in jest

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    LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    yeah i mean it's just the dad joke of not being able to handle the house solo.

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Just the other day I sent my wife a text that read "I'm going to punch these kids in the face."

    They were being exceptional turds that day. Doesn't mean I'm really going to punch them in the face.

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    simosimo Registered User regular
    he and his wife are "vaccination causes autism" people so those kids were fucked anyway

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    simo wrote: »
    he and his wife are "vaccination causes autism" people so those kids were fucked anyway

    Really? God dammit. What the fuck is wrong with people?

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    LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    simo wrote: »
    he and his wife are "vaccination causes autism" people so those kids were fucked anyway

    Really? God dammit. What the fuck is wrong with people?

    they're really dumb

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    I remember when Jay was a rookie and his high Wonderlic score drew concern that he was too smart and thus would be difficult to coach. Turns out he's just dumb and difficult to coach because he's ignorant.

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    MarathonMarathon Registered User regular
    Langly wrote: »
    Lord, gordon
    simo wrote: »
    he and his wife are "vaccination causes autism" people so those kids were fucked anyway
    Another in the long list of ways Jay is a complete disappointment

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    Crotch grab photos pulled from the NFL shop. This league just cannot stop it self from stepping on its own dick pr wise

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    The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    simo wrote: »
    he and his wife are "vaccination causes autism" people so those kids were fucked anyway

    Really? God dammit. What the fuck is wrong with people?

    it's proven science, autism = vaccines. if we didn't have vaccines no one would get autism.

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    The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    because we'd all be dead of smallpox

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    ODB is saying he played with hamstring injuries all season.

    If that's true, I can't wait to see what he can do when he's completely healthy.

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Chris Pratt is a big Seahawks fan and Chris Evans is a big Patriots fan.

    They made a bet on Twitter. If the Pats win Evans has to go to the Seattle Children's Hospital dressed as Captain America waving around 12th man flag.

    If the Patriots win, Pratt has to go to Christopher Havens in Boston dressed as Star Lord while wearing a Brady jersey.

    Both of those guys are awesome.

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    The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    Chris Pratt is a big Seahawks fan and Chris Evans is a big Patriots fan.

    They made a bet on Twitter. If the Pats win Evans has to go to the Seattle Children's Hospital dressed as Captain America waving around 12th man flag.

    If the Patriots win, Pratt has to go to Christopher Havens in Boston dressed as Star Lord while wearing a Brady jersey.

    Both of those guys are awesome.

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    XehalusXehalus Registered User regular
    "If the Wells investigation is not able to definitively determine that our organization tampered with the air pressure on the footballs, I would expect and hope that the league would apologize to our entire team, and in particular, coach [Bill] Belichick and Tom Brady for what they have had to endure this past week," Kraft said, referring to attorney Ted Wells, who is leading the investigation with NFL executive vice president Jeff Pash.

    just wow

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    MarathonMarathon Registered User regular
    it really is perfect that Captain America is a Patriots fan.

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    MarathonMarathon Registered User regular
    Thor is a season ticket holder for the Vikings

    Falcon, naturally is an Atlanta fan.

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    MaximumMaximum Registered User regular
    Xehalus wrote: »
    "If the Wells investigation is not able to definitively determine that our organization tampered with the air pressure on the footballs, I would expect and hope that the league would apologize to our entire team, and in particular, coach [Bill] Belichick and Tom Brady for what they have had to endure this past week," Kraft said, referring to attorney Ted Wells, who is leading the investigation with NFL executive vice president Jeff Pash.

    just wow

    I would like to express my deepest sympathies to Robert Kraft and the rest of the Kraft family for all of the hardships they have endured during this tragic event. We should all say a prayer.

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    Surprisingly Magneto prefers the Browns to the Steelers and Hawkeye is more of a basketball fan.

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    BarcardiBarcardi All the Wizards Under A Rock: AfganistanRegistered User regular
    edited January 2015
    Man this is really fucked up, to say this is so fucked up.

    http://espn.go.com/nfl/playoffs/2014/story/_/id/12232930/kj-wright-seattle-seahawks-disappointed-brandon-browner-new-england-patriots-plans-target-injured-ex-teammates
    "But at the end of the day, this is about the Super Bowl," Browner said. "I'm gonna tell my teammates, 'Go hit that elbow. Go hit that shoulder. Most definitely. Try to break it if you can.' You're gonna be my best friend after the game, but I know you want the Super Bowl just as bad as I do."

    Barcardi on
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    XehalusXehalus Registered User regular
    perhaps Browner should be suspended for setting a bounty

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    QuickSnapQuickSnap Professional Beard Grower Registered User regular
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    QuickSnapQuickSnap Professional Beard Grower Registered User regular
    Marathon wrote: »
    Thor is a season ticket holder for the Vikings

    Falcon, naturally is an Atlanta fan.

    Now if only either of those teams were actually any good this season....

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    ShadowhopeShadowhope Baa. Registered User regular
    Xehalus wrote: »
    "If the Wells investigation is not able to definitively determine that our organization tampered with the air pressure on the footballs, I would expect and hope that the league would apologize to our entire team, and in particular, coach [Bill] Belichick and Tom Brady for what they have had to endure this past week," Kraft said, referring to attorney Ted Wells, who is leading the investigation with NFL executive vice president Jeff Pash.

    just wow

    Robert Kraft's balls are fully inflated.

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    LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    marshawn lynch that commercial is amazing, good job.

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
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    The JudgeThe Judge The Terwilliger CurvesRegistered User regular
    They were going to fine him HALF A MIL if he didn't show up to Media Day? Holy shit, man, what the hell?

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    MaximumMaximum Registered User regular
    The Judge wrote: »
    They were going to fine him HALF A MIL if he didn't show up to Media Day? Holy shit, man, what the hell?

    And to think he'll only get between 45 to 96 grand for actually playing in the game.

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    IlpalaIlpala Just this guy, y'know TexasRegistered User regular
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    LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    today Marshawn Lynch answered every question at media day with "I'm just here so I won't be fined" and then left after 4 minutes and 51 seconds by simply saying "time"

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