In a post-apocalyptic future, The Kid, a young solitary scavenger obsessed with comic books must face his fears and become a reluctant hero when he meets a mysterious girl named Apple. Despite their efforts to keep to themselves, Zeus, the sadistic and self-proclaimed leader of the Wasteland, plagues The Kid and Apple. Armed with little more than blind faith and an ancient turbocharged weapon, The Kid learns of justice and friendship and embarks on an incredible journey to rid the Wasteland of evil and save the girl of his dreams.
In a post-apocalyptic future, The Kid, a young solitary scavenger obsessed with comic books must face his fears and become a reluctant hero when he meets a mysterious girl named Apple. Despite their efforts to keep to themselves, Zeus, the sadistic and self-proclaimed leader of the Wasteland, plagues The Kid and Apple. Armed with little more than blind faith and an ancient turbocharged weapon, The Kid learns of justice and friendship and embarks on an incredible journey to rid the Wasteland of evil and save the girl of his dreams.
In a post-apocalyptic future, The Kid, a young solitary scavenger obsessed with comic books must face his fears and become a reluctant hero when he meets a mysterious girl named Apple. Despite their efforts to keep to themselves, Zeus, the sadistic and self-proclaimed leader of the Wasteland, plagues The Kid and Apple. Armed with little more than blind faith and an ancient turbocharged weapon, The Kid learns of justice and friendship and embarks on an incredible journey to rid the Wasteland of evil and save the girl of his dreams.
YEAH
YEAAAAAH
I literally just posted this on my facebook with that exact text
Bill Murray, Harold Ramis, Dan Akroyd and that other dude who played Winston basically RAISED ME. I had a POSTER OF THEM that I used to look at a lot when I was five. I had action figures of every Ghostbuster and Slimer and I would MAKE THEM KISS SOMETIMES. My imaginary friend was named Dr. Venkman. Harold Ramis BREASTFED me when my FEMINAZI mother was out tricking hard working men into giving her money to buy ABORTIONS. I lost my virginity to fistful of WARM STAY-PUFT MARSHMALLOWS. Must feminists ruin this? IS NOTHING SACRED?!!?
Bill Murray, Harold Ramis, Dan Akroyd and that other dude who played Winston basically RAISED ME. I had a POSTER OF THEM that I used to look at a lot when I was five. I had action figures of every Ghostbuster and Slimer and I would MAKE THEM KISS SOMETIMES. My imaginary friend was named Dr. Venkman. Harold Ramis BREASTFED me when my FEMINAZI mother was out tricking hard working men into giving her money to buy ABORTIONS. I lost my virginity to fistful of WARM STAY-PUFT MARSHMALLOWS. Must feminists ruin this? IS NOTHING SACRED?!!?
i'm dying
don't click any of the inlined links tho
Some of the inlined links are pretty choice
There was someone on Twitter suggesting that women didn't need more heroic characters in Hollywood because they already have Lara Croft and Foxy Brown
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miscellaneousinsanitygrass grows, birds fly, sun shines,and brother, i hurt peopleRegistered Userregular
It's too early in the day, I need to keep my sanity intact
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AtomicTofuShe's a straight-up supervillain, yoRegistered Userregular
oh man the 50 shades of grey trailer is the worst thing i have ever seen. I can not believe it is real. It's targeted so hard at bored middle aged women that they might as well hand out complementary vibrators when you buy your ticket.
oh man the 50 shades of grey trailer is the worst thing i have ever seen. I can not believe it is real. It's targeted so hard at bored middle aged women that they might as well hand out complementary vibrators when you buy your ticket.
Were I a single man, I would just stand outside the theater in a suit and wait for the movie to end.
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Raijin QuickfootI'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPAregular
Also my wife will be bringing me with her to see the movie so I'm fully expecting I'm going to get very lucky that evening.
I'm intending on seeing 50 Shades ironically on Valentine's Day with my girlfriend
if it's anything like my Nymphomaniac experience we will leave the theatre declaring that we never want to have sex ever again, and then have the absolute craziest sex of our lives directly after
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Zonugal(He/Him) The Holiday ArmadilloI'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered Userregular
I'm fine with 50 Shades of Grey.
Whatever it takes to move America away from its shameful attitude towards non-vanilla sex.
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But beyond that I'm just bummed I actively dislike half the cast
Coupled with the other stuff ill probably wait for reviews
I do not need another movie of Melissa McCarthy playing a brash and brassy woman who actually has a heart of gold
What is that even about?
80's future
Well yeah clearly
Is there like, a plot?
Edit: Nevermind, ferreted it out myself
yeah okay
YEAH
YEAAAAAH
I literally just posted this on my facebook with that exact text
same number of A's
get out of my head blank
i'm dying
don't click any of the inlined links tho
Steam
Some of the inlined links are pretty choice
There was someone on Twitter suggesting that women didn't need more heroic characters in Hollywood because they already have Lara Croft and Foxy Brown
Yes I will watch Tom Hardy and Gary Oldman try to out-Russian each other
Steam
I am pretty interested in that flick
And then Jupiter Ascending next week
And then Kingsman the week after that
Stuff to see! At the movies!
There was a good long lull there for a few months
Were I a single man, I would just stand outside the theater in a suit and wait for the movie to end.
if it's anything like my Nymphomaniac experience we will leave the theatre declaring that we never want to have sex ever again, and then have the absolute craziest sex of our lives directly after
Whatever it takes to move America away from its shameful attitude towards non-vanilla sex.
It's really unfortunate that the thing that does it is a pretty bad stereotype of a sub/dom relationship
But yes that is sort of nice I guess
Is that so crazy!?!
Zonugal come over here and let me choke you
(I am also into choking)
Turbo Kid is a dude from Degrassi! As in, he is on Degrassi. Right now.
And it has Michael IRONSIDE! in it.
Sign. Me. Up.
I know a couple people in my age group who are into it.
It ain't that weird!*
*It's kind of weird, shut up.
This movie is charming as fuck
Excellent music too
if they had written their own music I would have liked it a lot more.
fucking yes
Give me more modern music played in different styles
Also that fucking bull fight
Apparently it came out last year overseas, but I just saw a trailer for it recently because it's hitting the US end of February.
Anyways the point is it's a Western starring Mads Mikkelsen, Eva Green, and Jeffrey Dean Morgan.
Yo this looks pretty sick
I love a good gunfight drama movie!