It was hacking away at one of the windows. My dad thinks it's hacking away at it's reflection. I think it just wants to see the weird pink monkeys at the zoo.
FAQ, I had a dream that involved you, crwth and tynic living in an apartment above me and you were all having the rowdiest movie night ever. It was so loud that it was making my apartment's layout change so I couldn't find the bathroom and I really had to pee.
- Most of the swans in England are free, they do not belong to anyone. The Queen only owns the mute swans. Apart from Royals, the only people allowed to eat swan are fellows of St. John's College, Cambridge on the 25th June. Swans have a fishy taste, although the best ones are fed on oats when they are young. The most common cause of death for swans is electrocution. (Forfeit: The Queen)
It was hacking away at one of the windows. My dad thinks it's hacking away at it's reflection. I think it just wants to see the weird pink monkeys at the zoo.
I don't really have a lot of exes I could have severed all contact with if I wanted to. I don't live in a huge city so running into them, and having mutual friends with almost everyone I meet is practically unavoidable.
I have had great results with just not talking to each other even when sat at the same table, though. I can recommend that it works great.
Yeah black swans have always seemed pretty benign to me.
There's a (lamentation? Drift? ...family) of (white) swans living in the river inlet outside my apartment. To be honest I don't interact with them much so I can't swear to them being assholes all the time. But they're definitely dicks to the kids who try to feed them.
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Swans killed a guy in Chicago a few years ago. He was working for a company that provides swans to keep geese away and he went out on the pond in a kayak and the swans got him flipped over and he drowned.
The shore I grew up by has always been inhabited by swans
or, well, they live on the small islet out there. So I've always considered the shore neutral territory. Some people are terrified of swans. But I'm onto their bullshit. They're all bluster and a lot of feathers and a mean-ass hiss.
Swans try to scare me away, I hiss back. Come on you feathery fuck. I ain't scared of your bullshit. My body mass greatly exceeds yours as I am not capable of flight and don't have hollow bones.
Also I have these grabby things and you have that long grabbable neck. You ain't want no piece of this.
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It was hacking away at one of the windows. My dad thinks it's hacking away at it's reflection. I think it just wants to see the weird pink monkeys at the zoo.
Please keep it down in the future.
I can only apologise
Does the Queen still own all the swans?
As far as I'm aware yes.
I bet it's because they're delicious and she's keeping them all for herself.
in actuality, they own the queen
I only saw one being a jerk once, and that was because someone was teasing it with bread.
Zeus wanted to get with you :winky:
One of them literally attacked a friend of mine and chased him to his car and then tried to GET IN HIS CAR when he tried to get in and close the door
So Swans are descended from the Dilophosaurus, is what you're saying?
I have had great results with just not talking to each other even when sat at the same table, though. I can recommend that it works great.
There's a (lamentation? Drift? ...family) of (white) swans living in the river inlet outside my apartment. To be honest I don't interact with them much so I can't swear to them being assholes all the time. But they're definitely dicks to the kids who try to feed them.
http://www.nbcchicago.com/news/local/Wife-of-Man-Killed-After-Swan-Attack-Files-Suit-255566771.html
or, well, they live on the small islet out there. So I've always considered the shore neutral territory. Some people are terrified of swans. But I'm onto their bullshit. They're all bluster and a lot of feathers and a mean-ass hiss.
Swans try to scare me away, I hiss back. Come on you feathery fuck. I ain't scared of your bullshit. My body mass greatly exceeds yours as I am not capable of flight and don't have hollow bones.
Also I have these grabby things and you have that long grabbable neck. You ain't want no piece of this.
and then they back off.
But when they're just grazing and go all "hiss hiss fuck off"?
this is municipal land, bird! Free to all! I ain't backing down!
This seems like a bad idea, because you're just replacing your goose problem with a swan problem.
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I'd pay $1000 if I could grab it by the neck and use the swan to club other swans
The white swans in Northam can be pretty aggressive. If they come at you though, a quick slap upside the head sorts them out right sharpish.
If it was Zeus as his sweet talking swan though?