yo some jackasses stole the right headlight from my grand cherokee. just the right one! they scratched everything to hell doing it. they probably broke something in a way that makes replacing it harder than it should be!
the worst part is they did it in the middle of the day so of course someone saw and wrote down their license plate number (surprise they also drive a grand cherokee).
i doubt my single headlight is a high priority for the police, but man just what the hell.
rorus stop trying to get perfectly innocent threads in trouble please
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ceresWhen the last moon is cast over the last star of morningAnd the future has past without even a last desperate warningRegistered User, Moderatormod
Hi bad stuff thread
I could use a friend.
And it seems like all is dying, and would leave the world to mourn
Look, I needed the fucking headlight, alright? Some bad shit's going down, but I met this dude that's going to fix everything. Not so much a dude really; more of a raccoon. Anyway, he has a plan but he insisted that it necessitated my stealing your headlight and some other guy's eye.
I have an awful wound on my leg and I'm showering like three times a week because I hate changing the dressing, so I get smelly and feel awful and it basically sucks
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Sir FabulousMalevolent Squid GodRegistered Userregular
is guido anchovy a pizza cat?
that wouldn't be that bad I guess
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Blake TDo you have enemies then?Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered Userregular
I had my bike stolen the other day.
Luckily it wasn't my expensive bike. (and I'm lucky enough to of had two bikes as well) But now I need to take my good bike when I go down to the shops I'm super paranoid about my bike being stolen.
I like that bike.
Like a lot. I'm super paranoid about it being stolen.
I got my left front hubcap stolen a few weeks ago, which annoyed me a ton, and then two days later I saw another car, same exact make and model as mine, missing its front left hubcap as well.
Which means there is a 2007 Saturn Aura Front Left Hubcap Bandit running loose in my town and that person must be stopped.
I've been unemployed for like 3 weeks now.
Oh when we moved in we were told no dogs or cats, we got a bunny and love the shit out of him, but we really wanted a pug. Well the new neighbors across the hall just moved in, they have a HUGE dog. And now i'm mad at the apartment people for not letting us have a dog and mad at the new across the hall neighbors because that dog is too big for a one bedroom apartment and also won't stop barking.
Luckily it wasn't my expensive bike. (and I'm lucky enough to of had two bikes as well) But now I need to take my good bike when I go down to the shops I'm super paranoid about my bike being stolen.
I like that bike.
Like a lot. I'm super paranoid about it being stolen.
Can you walk to the mini-mall that is close by? Or is this a shop that sells stuff not available there?
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Blake TDo you have enemies then?Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered Userregular
WeaverWho are you?What do you want?Registered Userregular
So if I'm reading this right, a person made a thread to complain about some shitlord ripping a part off of his car, and then a mod came in making fun of it?
Yeah fuck Bobkins, if I'm reading that right.
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Blake TDo you have enemies then?Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered Userregular
So if I'm reading this right, a person made a thread to complain about some shitlord ripping a part off of his car, and then a mod came in making fun of it?
So if I'm reading this right, a person made a thread to complain about some shitlord ripping a part off of his car, and then a mod came in making fun of it?
The original thread title was Not An Anime I Swear and I was commenting on that. Then I changed the damn title because A) I wanted it to be clear and We had two April Fool anime threads get locked already.
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I could use a friend.
Yeah, because this went just swimmingly the last time you pulled this.
I don't know what that is but I've had this avatar for at least 8 years and if you change it I will be cross
Not Anime I Swear
-Indiana Solo, runner of blades
Switch Friend Code: SW-1406-1275-7906
that wouldn't be that bad I guess
Luckily it wasn't my expensive bike. (and I'm lucky enough to of had two bikes as well) But now I need to take my good bike when I go down to the shops I'm super paranoid about my bike being stolen.
I like that bike.
Like a lot. I'm super paranoid about it being stolen.
Satans..... hints.....
Which means there is a 2007 Saturn Aura Front Left Hubcap Bandit running loose in my town and that person must be stopped.
3DS: 2981-5304-3227
Oh when we moved in we were told no dogs or cats, we got a bunny and love the shit out of him, but we really wanted a pug. Well the new neighbors across the hall just moved in, they have a HUGE dog. And now i'm mad at the apartment people for not letting us have a dog and mad at the new across the hall neighbors because that dog is too big for a one bedroom apartment and also won't stop barking.
There is a group of people stealing people's pets around here
I really have no idea why and find it rather frightening
Can you walk to the mini-mall that is close by? Or is this a shop that sells stuff not available there?
It takes too long.
I liked riding.
Satans..... hints.....
Yeah fuck Bobkins, if I'm reading that right.
Satans..... hints.....
Walk it off.
Try Again
Not a footprint to be seen
-Indiana Solo, runner of blades
Why the fuck would I even make fun of Shabooty for that? Shaboty is rad as hell.
Pfft, flying is even quicker - just do that!
You're overreacting.
"Making light"
Now who's making fun of a guy who lost a headlight. Pot calling the kettle right here!
Satans..... hints.....