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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    a many splendored thing.
    Who will fight me
    I will fuck your day up

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    The first rule of fight club is to have fun and do your best.

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    The second rule of fight club is if it's your first night, you must bring a snack.

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    VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    Graham I'll fight you if you pay for my flights and accommodation.

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    I like nachos.

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    not enough.
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Who will fight me
    I will fuck your day up

    I'm sorry to say that you do not have enough sand in your pockets.

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    UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Who will fight me
    I will fuck your day up

    Bring it, son

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    a many splendored thing.
    Usagi wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Who will fight me
    I will fuck your day up

    Bring it, son

    DON'T HURT ME I FORFEIT

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    The third rule of fight club is that if you are new, you get to choose the movie on movie night.

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    [...] achieving a singular purpose against statistically long odds.
    Do not fuck with rock climbing people

    The best dude at our wall looks like a stick, but he can do one handed pull ups while swinging around a 90% vertical corner

    It's an entire sport of people who are so much stronger than they look

    Well, yeah. You have to have a low weight but high muscles. The more you weigh, the more you have to carry. So you have to balance out weight vs muscle, and the very best have zero body fat and even try to drop to my weight in order to have an easier time.

    I dunno, I've seen some huuuuge climbers in the international events that Blake watches. I think it just depends on the person's build and particular strengths (i.e., upper body vs core vs leg or some such), and it also depends on what KIND of climbing they do.

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    Veldrin! I had a dream about you a little while ago.

    I was in a book store, and I had just found a book I was looking for and was super excited. Then I saw you and said, "OH HEY, VELDRIN!" and I put my book down so I could wave at you with both hands. You came over and were like, "Hey," and then left.

    I smiled, all thinking, "That Veldrin sure is a nice guy."

    But then I looked down for my book and it was GONE.

    I rushed over to the cashier and asked if he had just sold a copy of the book to a big, muscular, handsome man, and the cashier said, "Yes, sir, I did indeed just sell that book to a big, muscular, handsome man. I am sorry to say that was the last copy we had."

    I was very upset.

    Also, this was in Amsterdam.

    Also, I was a drow and everyone was being SUPER racist to me.

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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Do not fuck with rock climbing people

    The best dude at our wall looks like a stick, but he can do one handed pull ups while swinging around a 90% vertical corner

    It's an entire sport of people who are so much stronger than they look

    Well, yeah. You have to have a low weight but high muscles. The more you weigh, the more you have to carry. So you have to balance out weight vs muscle, and the very best have zero body fat and even try to drop to my weight in order to have an easier time.

    I dunno, I've seen some huuuuge climbers in the international events that Blake watches. I think it just depends on the person's build and particular strengths (i.e., upper body vs core vs leg or some such), and it also depends on what KIND of climbing they do.

    Well, leg strength generally dominates arm strength, and toe/finger dexterity are super important too. I can climb some moderate routes by barely using my arms at all. Or at least I could, if rock climbing was one of the greatest hazards to my health.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    YukiraYukira Registered User regular
    [...] achieving a singular purpose against statistically long odds.
    Usagi wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Who will fight me
    I will fuck your day up

    Bring it, son

    Okay, I'll probably get my ass kicked, but it'll be fun!

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Usagi wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Who will fight me
    I will fuck your day up

    Bring it, son

    I think I could fight you, because I would try and be too adorable to be dead.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    the answer.
    Yukira wrote: »
    Usagi wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Who will fight me
    I will fuck your day up

    Bring it, son

    Okay, I'll probably get my ass kicked, but it'll be fun!

    You know what it is to flip a table?

    Well, Usagi does that, but with ships...

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    YukiraYukira Registered User regular
    [...] achieving a singular purpose against statistically long odds.
    @Usagi

    Just try and keep me in one piece.

    I don't think @Sier wants me to lose a limb.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    When I hadn't been bedridden for a year, and was even climbing, I could fight decently. I would never overpower people, but I had reach and speed and I was a spry fucker who you couldn't really wrestle. I did box a guy about 60 lbs heavier than me, and it took 3 rounds for him to land a hit. Partially because he had no idea what he was getting into by accepting my boxing match, and partly because oh my God he was the worst fighter ever. Also I had like, 3-5 inches on him so I literally just backed away and threw straight punches at his unguarded face.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    Bluedude152Bluedude152 Registered User regular
    Can I mix the fencing club next door with rock climbing for my fight

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    VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Veldrin! I had a dream about you a little while ago.

    I was in a book store, and I had just found a book I was looking for and was super excited. Then I saw you and said, "OH HEY, VELDRIN!" and I put my book down so I could wave at you with both hands. You came over and were like, "Hey," and then left.

    I smiled, all thinking, "That Veldrin sure is a nice guy."

    But then I looked down for my book and it was GONE.

    I rushed over to the cashier and asked if he had just sold a copy of the book to a big, muscular, handsome man, and the cashier said, "Yes, sir, I did indeed just sell that book to a big, muscular, handsome man. I am sorry to say that was the last copy we had."

    I was very upset.

    Also, this was in Amsterdam.

    Also, I was a drow and everyone was being SUPER racist to me.

    *b-blushu*

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    AnzekayAnzekay Registered User regular
    Yukira wrote: »
    Usagi wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Who will fight me
    I will fuck your day up

    Bring it, son

    Okay, I'll probably get my ass kicked, but it'll be fun!

    You know what it is to flip a table?

    Well, Usagi does that, but with ships...

    Usagi read a book about how to avoid big ships

    and then threw it away and wrote a book for big ships on how to avoid Usagi

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    VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    actually Chico that dream-me is entirely inaccurate because I'm actually a tiny gelfling person in real life

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Pretty sure the rock climbing club would put the fencing club on its ass.

    Also me and a buddy of mine used to fight with those practice wooden swords...boken? They hurt like hell when you get hit, but we at least had fun fighting with him. I know he probably was holding back hit swings because I mean, at the time I was 120 and he was 185ish? and mostly muscle.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    Bluedude152Bluedude152 Registered User regular
    Oh our fencing club is a """""fencing club"""""

    They are professors who covered foot ball gear in sheet of metal and beat the shit out of each other with wooden swords

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    UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    Yukira wrote: »
    @Usagi

    Just try and keep me in one piece.

    I don't think @Sier wants me to lose a limb.

    I would never ever hurt anybody, to be honest

    I'm a softie who's good at intimidation

    (unless of course somebody's going after one of my people, then it's fucking on)

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    the answer.
    Fyndir wrote: »
    Personally I'd be more worried about Viv.

    I can only imagine some brutal hooks and uppercuts courtesy of volleyball.

    I saw a photo of Viv playing volleyball a while back, you could see her leaping high in the air about to smash the ball down hard at her opposition.

    You could also see the look of primal fear in the eyes of the players on the other team...

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    The fourth rule of fight club is that if you haven't fought yet, keep doing it. Fighting is dumb.

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    Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    [...] achieving a singular purpose against statistically long odds.
    Pretty sure the rock climbing club would put the fencing club on its ass.

    Also me and a buddy of mine used to fight with those practice wooden swords...boken? They hurt like hell when you get hit, but we at least had fun fighting with him. I know he probably was holding back hit swings because I mean, at the time I was 120 and he was 185ish? and mostly muscle.

    Fencers aren't ripped per se, but it takes surprising strength to do well, along with reflexes and dexterity. I wouldn't count them out so quickly

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Oh our fencing club is a """""fencing club"""""

    They are professors who covered foot ball gear in sheet of metal and beat the shit out of each other with wooden swords

    I once was with my best buddy who I had fought with walking in the park when we saw an old acquaintance of mine, he had a bunch of foam weapons and shit and some people and they were getting ready for either dueling with the things or having little battles.

    We said what the hell and did duels for about 30 minutes. Holy shit these guys were pushovers. I guess never having the fear of getting hurt means you never learn to parry.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Blake T wrote: »
    The fourth rule of fight club is that if you haven't fought yet, keep doing it. Fighting is dumb.

    Since competition is what makes me feel alive, gonna have to disagree button ya. I mean, fights that aren't consensual are dumb, but boxing or sword fights or wrasslin' and whatnot are all just plain fun to do.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    Houk wrote: »
    Pretty sure the rock climbing club would put the fencing club on its ass.

    Also me and a buddy of mine used to fight with those practice wooden swords...boken? They hurt like hell when you get hit, but we at least had fun fighting with him. I know he probably was holding back hit swings because I mean, at the time I was 120 and he was 185ish? and mostly muscle.

    Fencers aren't ripped per se, but it takes surprising strength to do well, along with reflexes and dexterity. I wouldn't count them out so quickly

    i would expect a fencing club to have better positioning as far as a fight is concerned

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    I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    there is one person here i would not fight and that is the wook

    all the rest of you are fair game

    all of you

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    HunteraHuntera Rude Boy Registered User regular
    there is one person here i would not fight and that is the wook

    all the rest of you are fair game

    all of you

    meet me out by the flagpole at 3:00 pm, bro

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    Please don't fight me.

    I am very small and weak and covered in venom injecting spines.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2015
    there is one person here i would not fight and that is the wook

    all the rest of you are fair game

    all of you

    To bad you name isn't "I Win Fistfights"

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited May 2015
    [...] achieving a singular purpose against statistically long odds.
    Blake T wrote: »
    The fourth rule of fight club is that if you haven't fought yet, keep doing it. Fighting is dumb.

    Since competition is what makes me feel alive, gonna have to disagree button ya. I mean, fights that aren't consensual are dumb, but boxing or sword fights or wrasslin' and whatnot are all just plain fun to do.

    I find other ways to satisfy my deep-seated need for competition that do not involve fighting because I think fighting is stupid (I should clarify that I do not classify most structured sports like federation-rules fencing/wrestling/etc "fighting"), so everyone's mileage is gonna vary here.

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    YukiraYukira Registered User regular
    [...] achieving a singular purpose against statistically long odds.
    Usagi wrote: »
    Yukira wrote: »
    Usagi

    Just try and keep me in one piece.

    I don't think Sier wants me to lose a limb.

    I would never ever hurt anybody, to be honest

    I'm a softie who's good at intimidation

    (unless of course somebody's going after one of my people, then it's fucking on)

    Sier just thinks I'm fragile for some reason.

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited May 2015
    [...] achieving a singular purpose against statistically long odds.
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Do not fuck with rock climbing people

    The best dude at our wall looks like a stick, but he can do one handed pull ups while swinging around a 90% vertical corner

    It's an entire sport of people who are so much stronger than they look

    Well, yeah. You have to have a low weight but high muscles. The more you weigh, the more you have to carry. So you have to balance out weight vs muscle, and the very best have zero body fat and even try to drop to my weight in order to have an easier time.

    I dunno, I've seen some huuuuge climbers in the international events that Blake watches. I think it just depends on the person's build and particular strengths (i.e., upper body vs core vs leg or some such), and it also depends on what KIND of climbing they do.

    Well, leg strength generally dominates arm strength, and toe/finger dexterity are super important too. I can climb some moderate routes by barely using my arms at all. Or at least I could, if rock climbing was one of the greatest hazards to my health.

    That just means that's your style, dude. I get that you said "generally" leg strength dominates, but that's a hard generalisation given that it's dependant on what you're climbing. I've seen people of all genders just power through plenty of climbs predominantly on upper body strength. I mean, having good strength in all areas obviously HELPS, but you can definitely tell who has more confidence in which area based on their climbing style.

    I never really considered it myself until I watched a whole gang of Blake's mates attempt the same multipitch climb and I've spotted it more readily since then. But basically, climbers come in all shapes and sizes, and what I AM starting to appreciate about the sport is that there isn't actually an "ideal" build for it. It's just what works for YOU to get up the climb you need to at the time.

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Do not fuck with rock climbing people

    The best dude at our wall looks like a stick, but he can do one handed pull ups while swinging around a 90% vertical corner

    It's an entire sport of people who are so much stronger than they look

    Well, yeah. You have to have a low weight but high muscles. The more you weigh, the more you have to carry. So you have to balance out weight vs muscle, and the very best have zero body fat and even try to drop to my weight in order to have an easier time.

    I dunno, I've seen some huuuuge climbers in the international events that Blake watches. I think it just depends on the person's build and particular strengths (i.e., upper body vs core vs leg or some such), and it also depends on what KIND of climbing they do.

    Well, leg strength generally dominates arm strength, and toe/finger dexterity are super important too. I can climb some moderate routes by barely using my arms at all. Or at least I could, if rock climbing was one of the greatest hazards to my health.

    http://tv.thebmc.co.uk/video/the-biff-2015/embed

    It is eternally frustrating to me that I cannot embed this.

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    HellaJeffHellaJeff FAB FRESH RAIIINBOOWWWWWRegistered User regular
    Blake T wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Do not fuck with rock climbing people

    The best dude at our wall looks like a stick, but he can do one handed pull ups while swinging around a 90% vertical corner

    It's an entire sport of people who are so much stronger than they look

    Well, yeah. You have to have a low weight but high muscles. The more you weigh, the more you have to carry. So you have to balance out weight vs muscle, and the very best have zero body fat and even try to drop to my weight in order to have an easier time.

    I dunno, I've seen some huuuuge climbers in the international events that Blake watches. I think it just depends on the person's build and particular strengths (i.e., upper body vs core vs leg or some such), and it also depends on what KIND of climbing they do.

    Well, leg strength generally dominates arm strength, and toe/finger dexterity are super important too. I can climb some moderate routes by barely using my arms at all. Or at least I could, if rock climbing was one of the greatest hazards to my health.

    http://tv.thebmc.co.uk/video/the-biff-2015/embed

    It is eternally frustrating to me that I cannot embed this.

    I loved every minute of this.

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