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Bad "Food" Thread: We Talk About The Garbage We Put Inside Us

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    the cheatthe cheat Registered User, ClubPA regular
    chromdom wrote: »
    Seems like a fair trade?

    I mean, he coulda sprung for the 100 pack...

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    lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava ~~She/Her~~ Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    totally just had some Fish and chips for dinner.

    nom nom deep fried fish and potatoes and surimi. dipped in tomato sauce and covered in malt vinegar.

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    NotoriusBENNotoriusBEN Registered User regular
    JebusUD wrote: »
    Paladin wrote: »
    Is there any way you can make cheese into a steak

    Truly the philosophers stone food alchemists have been searching for.

    It's actually pretty easy. It's the same way you turn an apple into bacon, but instead of feeding a pig, you feed a cow.

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    totally just had some Fish and chips for dinner.

    nom nom deep fried fish and potatoes and surimi. dipped in tomato sauce and covered in malt vinegar.

    That sounds an awful lot like fush und chups. Is there much difference?

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    lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava ~~She/Her~~ Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    totally just had some Fish and chips for dinner.

    nom nom deep fried fish and potatoes and surimi. dipped in tomato sauce and covered in malt vinegar.

    That sounds an awful lot like fush und chups. Is there much difference?

    Naw, bru. not much difference. There weren't any ghost chups though.

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    CampyCampy Registered User regular
    You americanos are monsters.

    You have peanut butter M&Ms on tap and don't declare them your favourites?!

    Complete monsters.

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    StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    They're certainly my favorite.

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    Mego ThorMego Thor "I say thee...NAY!" Registered User regular
    My favorite way to eat M&M's is to buy bags of all the different kinds, and then mix them all together.

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    KarlKarl Registered User regular
    There is an Indian deli place near me that does Keema parathas for £1.80 ($1.15).

    This is relevant to the bad food thread, as cooking it involves basting each side with oil and frying those bad boys up.

    Yes, the Keema paratha is fried bread stuffed with spicey meat.

    It may be my favourite indian street food.

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    DaMoonRulzDaMoonRulz Mare ImbriumRegistered User regular
    I prefer Mint M&Ms.

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    StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    DaMoonRulz wrote: »
    I prefer Mint M&Ms.
    Arrest this scum.

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    Mego ThorMego Thor "I say thee...NAY!" Registered User regular
    DaMoonRulz wrote: »
    I prefer Mint M&Ms.

    But, but...

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhbMqjnYNfI

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    Dex DynamoDex Dynamo Registered User regular
    DaMoonRulz wrote: »
    I prefer Mint M&Ms.

    Mint M&Ms are up there for me. Maybe my second favorite

    Alright, here we go:

    DEX DYNAMO'S M&M POWER RANKINGS:
    1. Pretzel
    2. Mint
    3. Crispy
    4. Coconut
    5. Peanut Butter
    6. Peanut
    7. Plain
    8. Almond
    9. Mega
    10. Birthday Cake

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    Mego ThorMego Thor "I say thee...NAY!" Registered User regular
    I love the white chocolate M&M's, but they don't make them very often.

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    ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    Peanut Butter are my favorite, followed by Almond, then Crispy, Pretzel, Peanut, and Plain. Never tried any of the others.

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    Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    RHESUS POSITIVE'S M&M RANKINGS:

    1. All of them because chocolate is bleh

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    blaze_zeroblaze_zero Registered User regular
    Get a bowl and mix M&Ms and Skittles. Then leave it at work.


    Also, I ate at Burger King for the first time in like... two years(?) today on the way to work.

    How is it their croissanwich has LESS flavor than the gas station ones I can get down the street?

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    Mego ThorMego Thor "I say thee...NAY!" Registered User regular
    blaze_zero wrote: »
    Get a bowl and mix M&Ms and Skittles. Then leave it at work.

    That should be a capital offense.

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    blaze_zeroblaze_zero Registered User regular
    Mego Thor wrote: »
    blaze_zero wrote: »
    Get a bowl and mix M&Ms and Skittles. Then leave it at work.

    That should be a capital offense.

    What if I added Reese's Pieces?

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    Mego ThorMego Thor "I say thee...NAY!" Registered User regular
    blaze_zero wrote: »
    Mego Thor wrote: »
    blaze_zero wrote: »
    Get a bowl and mix M&Ms and Skittles. Then leave it at work.

    That should be a capital offense.

    What if I added Reese's Pieces?

    Get rid of those Skittles and we've got a deal!

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    SorceSorce Not ThereRegistered User regular
    Regular M&Ms work really well with Candy Corn.

    As far as PB M&Ms, why eat those when Reese's are right there?

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    PeenPeen Registered User regular
    If you want chocolate and mint eat a York Peppermint Patty like god and nature intended. Failing that, get some Andes. Mint M&Ms are an inferior product.

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    ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    Sorce wrote: »
    Regular M&Ms work really well with Candy Corn.

    As far as PB M&Ms, why eat those when Reese's are right there?

    Because chocolate and peanut butter

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    azith28azith28 Registered User regular
    Mego Thor wrote: »
    My favorite way to eat M&M's is to buy bags of all the different kinds, and then mix them all together.

    Blasphemy.

    Seriously, I tried this once. In a more generous time I would fill my work candy jar with M&M's on a regular basis. I would usually buy a large bag of peanut since that was the most commonly liked, But sometimes would pick up another flavor. The one time i mixed them I got such dirty looks.

    Eventually it got that people were taking too much advantage of my generosity. A 5 lb bag a week gets expensive. One person in particular was guilty of this so I fixed his wagon by replacing my M&M's with some reject flavor M&M's i found at big lots. Rasberry and Coconut M&M's. Much like poisoning a trash can, the raccoon stopped stealing all the food.


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    Mego ThorMego Thor "I say thee...NAY!" Registered User regular
    azith28 wrote: »
    Mego Thor wrote: »
    My favorite way to eat M&M's is to buy bags of all the different kinds, and then mix them all together.

    Blasphemy.

    Seriously, I tried this once. In a more generous time I would fill my work candy jar with M&M's on a regular basis. I would usually buy a large bag of peanut since that was the most commonly liked, But sometimes would pick up another flavor. The one time i mixed them I got such dirty looks.

    Eventually it got that people were taking too much advantage of my generosity. A 5 lb bag a week gets expensive. One person in particular was guilty of this so I fixed his wagon by replacing my M&M's with some reject flavor M&M's i found at big lots. Rasberry and Coconut M&M's. Much like poisoning a trash can, the raccoon stopped stealing all the food.


    I never said anything about sharing them.

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    destroyah87destroyah87 They/Them Preferred: She/Her - Please UseRegistered User regular
    Peen wrote: »
    If you want chocolate and mint eat a York Peppermint Patty like god and nature intended. Failing that, get some Andes. Mint M&Ms are an inferior product.

    why not buy big bags of all three and alternate?

    Handful of M&Ms. One York Patty. One (or more) Andes mints. Repeat.

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    CampyCampy Registered User regular
    I used to get a huge bag of peanut butter M&Ms every time our neighbours used to visit back to the states. Then the selfish fucks had to go and move back permanently.

    Cuh.

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    totally just had some Fish and chips for dinner.

    nom nom deep fried fish and potatoes and surimi. dipped in tomato sauce and covered in malt vinegar.

    That sounds an awful lot like fush und chups. Is there much difference?

    It's only Fush & Chups if you accompany them with some L&P.

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    Sorce wrote: »
    Regular M&Ms work really well with Candy Corn.

    As far as PB M&Ms, why eat those when Reese's are right there?

    PB M&Ms are way better because they're peanut butter covered in chocolate covered in candy. 3 distinct layers of flavour. Reese's Pieces are some weird PB Chocolate blend covered in candy.

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    MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    I have eaten Raspberry and Coconut M&M's and found them delicious. Same with Mint.

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    Mego ThorMego Thor "I say thee...NAY!" Registered User regular
    Cherry Cordial M&M's are surprisingly good.

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    Butler For Life #1Butler For Life #1 Twinning is WinningRegistered User regular
    #pipe wrote: »
    Sorce wrote: »
    Regular M&Ms work really well with Candy Corn.

    As far as PB M&Ms, why eat those when Reese's are right there?

    PB M&Ms are way better because they're peanut butter covered in chocolate covered in candy. 3 distinct layers of flavour. Reese's Pieces are some weird PB Chocolate blend covered in candy.

    Reese's pieces are great, but PB M&Ms are superior

    I never thought to try them until a nice cashier gave me a free mini-bag in celebration of the holidays.

    As far as Christmas presents go, it was really dang great.

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    azith28azith28 Registered User regular
    Mego Thor wrote: »
    Cherry Cordial M&M's are surprisingly good.

    Whats so suprising about that?

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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    The best M&Ms are those crispy whoppery mint ones they have during the holiday season. So good.

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    Mego ThorMego Thor "I say thee...NAY!" Registered User regular
    azith28 wrote: »
    Mego Thor wrote: »
    Cherry Cordial M&M's are surprisingly good.

    Whats so suprising about that?

    They surprised me by being good and actually tasting like a cherry cordial.

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    OptyOpty Registered User regular
    Reese's Pieces have no chocolate, they're purely candy coated peanut butter.

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    Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
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    azith28azith28 Registered User regular
    For a second i read that as peanut butter chicken pies, and I was torn between wanting to try it and thinking it an abomination.

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    destroyah87destroyah87 They/Them Preferred: She/Her - Please UseRegistered User regular
    azith28 wrote: »
    For a second i read that as peanut butter chicken pies, and I was torn between wanting to try it and thinking it an abomination.

    Why not both?

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    azith28azith28 Registered User regular
    I dunno. I like both seperately but together my mouth cannot decide if they would work.

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