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    Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    I got wife an amazon echo for xmas this year cuz she was really craving one even though it seemed like the sort of thing that's more cool than functional.

    But it is p sweet to yell "alexa, play let's get it on" as you sweep your lady off her feet

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    SummaryJudgmentSummaryJudgment Grab the hottest iron you can find, stride in the Tower’s front door Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    I wonder what century Keanu was a badass soldier in.

    https://youtu.be/tpr8oqyjKIc

    Goddamn I love three gun comp. What a hobby.

    He did a TON of stuntwork and training for John Wick, there's a documentary out there about it. The guy isn't really so much an actor playing a badass anymore.

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    Harry DresdenHarry Dresden Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    I wonder what century Keanu was a badass soldier in.

    https://youtu.be/tpr8oqyjKIc

    Late medieval Japan.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8cKdDkkIYY

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    P10 wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    Hakkekage Orphane

    Who should I mate with?

    edit: In Birthright

    edit 2: And also in real life

    depends on if you are an inferior male Corrin or a clearly superior female Corrin

    Those adjectives are rather superfluous. Men are de facto inferior to women.

    My Corrin is male.

    I was going to mate him with Azura but I did some scant googling and nobody seems to recommend this.
    But Drez, that would be incest.

    Insect?

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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    I wonder what century Keanu was a badass soldier in.

    https://youtu.be/tpr8oqyjKIc

    Finally watched this.

    The shotgun bits are down right impressive.

    u7stthr17eud.png
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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    this morning i got an aggravating email that made me very furious on my commute because it was "correcting" mistakes in a document that I had proofread

    I was fuming the whole way to work because while I did proofread it's always possible that I missed something and the email was very accusatory in tone and embarrassed me in front of a partner

    I got to work and immediately compared the supposed edits to my version and found that not only did this bitch not correct anything that I hadn't already fucking corrected, she had made "corrections" that were actually incorrect and made suggestions above and beyond the call of proofreading to my fucking document without even having the decency to version up or enter them in track changes in any easily reversible way

    So of course i called my boss and we cleared it up to the partner and i went in and manually reversed all of her changes and also this bitch is now on my shit list forever

    tl;dr do not fucking make permanent changes to someone else's document #officerules

    I got super pissed with my work bro here when he refused to stop editing in an extra comma to this one sentence where it wasn't required. Total stylistic decision and my fucking stamp was on it, not his. Back the fuck off.

    Oxford comma master race.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    I got wife an amazon echo for xmas this year cuz she was really craving one even though it seemed like the sort of thing that's more cool than functional.

    But it is p sweet to yell "alexa, play let's get it on" as you sweep your lady off her feet

    yeah I kinda want one just for the novelty

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    Every genre of music eventually fails me except for death metal that sounds like a mostly destroyed cassette from 1989

    When we
    In isolation spoke
    The language of the gods

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    AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    Aioua wrote: »
    Last time my card got ran through a kerchunker was hmmm...

    Oh it was a taxi in like 2006 before square was a thing

    trying to get to the airport to go home, the shuttle fucked up and never came, called for a taxi all "you take cards right? yes? cool send 'em out"

    get to the airport "I don't take cards"

    "well your dispatcher said you did, and my plane is leaving in like 30 mins so it's card or nothing"

    fucker scowled at me and pulled the kerchunker out of his trunk

    no tip get rekt

    This is like every cab ride I ever took in NYC.

    I'm glad Uber is burying them. I hated fighting with cabbies. It's so fucking pointless and stupid and aggravating.

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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    Drez wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    Hakkekage Orphane

    Who should I mate with?

    edit: In Birthright

    edit 2: And also in real life

    depends on if you are an inferior male Corrin or a clearly superior female Corrin

    Those adjectives are rather superfluous. Men are de facto inferior to women.

    My Corrin is male.

    I was going to mate him with Azura but I did some scant googling and nobody seems to recommend this.

    PSH. I'm playing with FemCorrin.

    But ehhhhhh if male Corrin...Orochi probably

    she's the cheeriest and the devious...est

    maybe Hana. Hana's growth with me right now is aces. She started from the bottom now she here

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    I love the example that google shows when you google oxford comma.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    SleepSleep Registered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    I don't talk politics at work.

    Well, I did once when I accidentally found out this old lady that worked in one of the private offices (I think she was some HQ bigshot that lived down here so she pulled some strings and got an office here) was super liberal.

    I was working on her computer and she started bitching about republicans and I had nice long conversation with her about all the problems in the south and political zealousness etc.

    It was refreshing.

    She retired at the end of last year though.

    Whatever, it was such a unicorn of an occurrence that I'll always treasure it in a weird way.

    I feel ya

    Having gone through all the ways to disparage trans people yesterday, my coworkers agreed today's conversation would be about how abortion is awful and should be illegal and only irresponsible sluts use it and oh my god did you see those videos where they're selling baby parts????

    Yep I'd be out of a job.

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    override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
    I never had trouble finding sunbros to help me in DS2

    DS2 based it on soul level which fucked things up so badly though, rather than basing it on your actual character's level

    It makes sense to base it on soul level instead of your character's level. Pros would never cash in their souls and cheat the system. They'd be lvl 5 when they're as skilled as a lvl 55 player.

    for PVP maybe, but for coop? I'd prefer to actually have people available to coop with

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    I got wife an amazon echo for xmas this year cuz she was really craving one even though it seemed like the sort of thing that's more cool than functional.

    But it is p sweet to yell "alexa, play let's get it on" as you sweep your lady off her feet

    Is it as amazon as you expected it to be?

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    credeikicredeiki Registered User regular
    Quid wrote: »
    "Sanders is way closer to Hitler than Trump anyway."

    Hnnnnnnnnng

    Don't talk about politics at work.

    Don't talk about politics at work.

    My dad recently found himself in Hawaii with a lot of Navy guys.

    After having used up every ounce of self-control sitting quietly through a lot of right-wing political talk, he eventually snapped and went off on a guy who was bullshitting about how vinyl sounds better than digital audio.

    "I wouldn't normally call people out on that, but managed not to say anything about politics, and that plus the two mai tais..."

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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    this morning i got an aggravating email that made me very furious on my commute because it was "correcting" mistakes in a document that I had proofread

    I was fuming the whole way to work because while I did proofread it's always possible that I missed something and the email was very accusatory in tone and embarrassed me in front of a partner

    I got to work and immediately compared the supposed edits to my version and found that not only did this bitch not correct anything that I hadn't already fucking corrected, she had made "corrections" that were actually incorrect and made suggestions above and beyond the call of proofreading to my fucking document without even having the decency to version up or enter them in track changes in any easily reversible way

    So of course i called my boss and we cleared it up to the partner and i went in and manually reversed all of her changes and also this bitch is now on my shit list forever

    tl;dr do not fucking make permanent changes to someone else's document #officerules

    I got super pissed with my work bro here when he refused to stop editing in an extra comma to this one sentence where it wasn't required. Total stylistic decision and my fucking stamp was on it, not his. Back the fuck off.

    Fucking people who think stylistic edits = proofreading corrections

    NOT. YOUR. CALL. Especially not on something a lawyer has written. They go above "anal" re: wording, for good fucking reason.

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    Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    this morning i got an aggravating email that made me very furious on my commute because it was "correcting" mistakes in a document that I had proofread

    I was fuming the whole way to work because while I did proofread it's always possible that I missed something and the email was very accusatory in tone and embarrassed me in front of a partner

    I got to work and immediately compared the supposed edits to my version and found that not only did this bitch not correct anything that I hadn't already fucking corrected, she had made "corrections" that were actually incorrect and made suggestions above and beyond the call of proofreading to my fucking document without even having the decency to version up or enter them in track changes in any easily reversible way

    So of course i called my boss and we cleared it up to the partner and i went in and manually reversed all of her changes and also this bitch is now on my shit list forever

    tl;dr do not fucking make permanent changes to someone else's document #officerules

    I got super pissed with my work bro here when he refused to stop editing in an extra comma to this one sentence where it wasn't required. Total stylistic decision and my fucking stamp was on it, not his. Back the fuck off.

    Oxford comma master race.

    man it wasn't even an oxford vs non-oxford thing

    it was like

    here fuck it lemme find it

    MY VERSION: "Live load lane configurations varying from 1 to 3 loaded lanes were modeled as well."

    HIS VERSION: "Live load lane configurations, varying from 1 to 3 loaded lanes, were modeled as well."

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    Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    drez I don't acknowledge shitty puns

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    Grape ApeGrape Ape Registered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    Every genre of music eventually fails me except for death metal that sounds like a mostly destroyed cassette from 1989

    When we
    In isolation spoke
    The language of the gods

    I get nostalgic for the PIxies' Bossa Nova cassette that got lodged in the tape deck of my old car on the regular

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    SummaryJudgmentSummaryJudgment Grab the hottest iron you can find, stride in the Tower’s front door Registered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    Aioua wrote: »
    Last time my card got ran through a kerchunker was hmmm...

    Oh it was a taxi in like 2006 before square was a thing

    trying to get to the airport to go home, the shuttle fucked up and never came, called for a taxi all "you take cards right? yes? cool send 'em out"

    get to the airport "I don't take cards"

    "well your dispatcher said you did, and my plane is leaving in like 30 mins so it's card or nothing"

    fucker scowled at me and pulled the kerchunker out of his trunk

    no tip get rekt

    This is like every cab ride I ever took in NYC.

    I'm glad Uber is burying them. I hated fighting with cabbies. It's so fucking pointless and stupid and aggravating.

    "Ermahgerdddd they're circumventing the regulatory state and what about insurance and did you hear what happened in Kalamazoo OH NOES"

    As someone working in the regulatory state, I couldn't be happier for Uber.

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    kedinikkedinik Captain of Industry Registered User regular
    Cinders wrote: »
    So hungry. Still 2 hours until lunch. There is no God.

    http://www.theonion.com/video/man-says-fuck-it-eats-lunch-at-1058-am-32181

    I think about doing that almost every day.

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    Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    now someone's gonna tell me my way is actually wrong and I owe this guy an apology

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    AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    Sleep wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    I don't talk politics at work.

    Well, I did once when I accidentally found out this old lady that worked in one of the private offices (I think she was some HQ bigshot that lived down here so she pulled some strings and got an office here) was super liberal.

    I was working on her computer and she started bitching about republicans and I had nice long conversation with her about all the problems in the south and political zealousness etc.

    It was refreshing.

    She retired at the end of last year though.

    Whatever, it was such a unicorn of an occurrence that I'll always treasure it in a weird way.

    I feel ya

    Having gone through all the ways to disparage trans people yesterday, my coworkers agreed today's conversation would be about how abortion is awful and should be illegal and only irresponsible sluts use it and oh my god did you see those videos where they're selling baby parts????

    Yep I'd be out of a job.

    No, it's cool.

    These were the opinions of a doctor. He's smart. Mm hm.

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    EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    Every genre of music eventually fails me except for death metal that sounds like a mostly destroyed cassette from 1989

    When we
    In isolation spoke
    The language of the gods

    is this a lyric because I'm stealing it

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    Hmm that's an interesting concept.

    I would think Sander's socialist policies line up closer to Hitler's Nationalist policies than Trumps "FUCK YEAH BUSINESS AND BANKRUPTCY WOOOOOO FUCK MEXICO" policies.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    i prefer his version
    #sorrynotsorry

    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    I wonder what century Keanu was a badass soldier in.

    https://youtu.be/tpr8oqyjKIc

    Finally watched this.

    The shotgun bits are down right impressive.

    The reload around :23 is ridiculous.

    nibXTE7.png
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    AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    his version isn't even right

    if you felt the need to set that clause off it should be done with either em dashes or parans, depending if you wan to emphasize or de-emphasize.

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    Hakkekage Orphane

    Who should I mate with?

    edit: In Birthright

    edit 2: And also in real life

    depends on if you are an inferior male Corrin or a clearly superior female Corrin

    Those adjectives are rather superfluous. Men are de facto inferior to women.

    My Corrin is male.

    I was going to mate him with Azura but I did some scant googling and nobody seems to recommend this.

    PSH. I'm playing with FemCorrin.

    But ehhhhhh if male Corrin...Orochi probably

    she's the cheeriest and the devious...est

    maybe Hana. Hana's growth with me right now is aces. She started from the bottom now she here

    Okay thanks.

    Would it be wrong to bang Sakura, then?

    Also, how about IRL?

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    override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    Hmm that's an interesting concept.

    I would think Sander's socialist policies line up closer to Hitler's Nationalist policies than Trumps "FUCK YEAH BUSINESS AND BANKRUPTCY WOOOOOO FUCK MEXICO" policies.

    Trump's social policies line up pretty close with Hitler's early social policies, just with different scapegoats

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    drez I don't acknowledge shitty puns

    But my pun was amazon!

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    Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    I wonder what century Keanu was a badass soldier in.

    https://youtu.be/tpr8oqyjKIc

    Finally watched this.

    The shotgun bits are down right impressive.

    The reload around :23 is ridiculous.

    I guess I don't know enough about guns to know what was impressive and what wasn't

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    EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    edited March 2016
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    this morning i got an aggravating email that made me very furious on my commute because it was "correcting" mistakes in a document that I had proofread

    I was fuming the whole way to work because while I did proofread it's always possible that I missed something and the email was very accusatory in tone and embarrassed me in front of a partner

    I got to work and immediately compared the supposed edits to my version and found that not only did this bitch not correct anything that I hadn't already fucking corrected, she had made "corrections" that were actually incorrect and made suggestions above and beyond the call of proofreading to my fucking document without even having the decency to version up or enter them in track changes in any easily reversible way

    So of course i called my boss and we cleared it up to the partner and i went in and manually reversed all of her changes and also this bitch is now on my shit list forever

    tl;dr do not fucking make permanent changes to someone else's document #officerules

    I got super pissed with my work bro here when he refused to stop editing in an extra comma to this one sentence where it wasn't required. Total stylistic decision and my fucking stamp was on it, not his. Back the fuck off.

    Fucking people who think stylistic edits = proofreading corrections

    NOT. YOUR. CALL. Especially not on something a lawyer has written. They go above "anal" re: wording, for good fucking reason.

    millions of lives have been affected due to a shitty comma or the shuffling of an awkward clause

    as scalia has so frequently and gleefully noted

    Eddy on
    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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    spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    I got wife an amazon echo for xmas this year cuz she was really craving one even though it seemed like the sort of thing that's more cool than functional.

    But it is p sweet to yell "alexa, play let's get it on" as you sweep your lady off her feet

    holy shit I figured those things were just mega creepy because Amazon is listening to you all the time... emailing you coupons based on what movies you talk about over dinner, that sort of thing...

    but this damn near sells it for me.

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    drez I don't acknowledge shitty puns

    Sorry but I don't believe in pun control.

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    kedinikkedinik Captain of Industry Registered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    this morning i got an aggravating email that made me very furious on my commute because it was "correcting" mistakes in a document that I had proofread

    I was fuming the whole way to work because while I did proofread it's always possible that I missed something and the email was very accusatory in tone and embarrassed me in front of a partner

    I got to work and immediately compared the supposed edits to my version and found that not only did this bitch not correct anything that I hadn't already fucking corrected, she had made "corrections" that were actually incorrect and made suggestions above and beyond the call of proofreading to my fucking document without even having the decency to version up or enter them in track changes in any easily reversible way

    So of course i called my boss and we cleared it up to the partner and i went in and manually reversed all of her changes and also this bitch is now on my shit list forever

    tl;dr do not fucking make permanent changes to someone else's document #officerules

    She didn't use track changes?!

    I thought this was America.

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    CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    I'm gonna get
    Gooey wrote: »
    Vanguard wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    on multiple occasions i have handed a cashier my sapphire preferred and they go "whoa, what is this?"

    :] i am the coolest

    This happens to my too

    *high fives gooey with card in hand*

    *secret handshake*

    cinders i found your lunch

    eat the rich

    Mmmm riche

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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    Eddy wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    Every genre of music eventually fails me except for death metal that sounds like a mostly destroyed cassette from 1989

    When we
    In isolation spoke
    The language of the gods

    is this a lyric because I'm stealing it

    It is

    It's from PHOBOCOSM - DROWN

    Perfectly, you can understand snippets of lyrics here and there (it seem to be a lovecrsftian occult thing) but mostly the vocals are just a guttural sound



    I hate it when singers are all like

    Into words?

    Go write a poem then losers

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    AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    Aioua wrote: »
    Last time my card got ran through a kerchunker was hmmm...

    Oh it was a taxi in like 2006 before square was a thing

    trying to get to the airport to go home, the shuttle fucked up and never came, called for a taxi all "you take cards right? yes? cool send 'em out"

    get to the airport "I don't take cards"

    "well your dispatcher said you did, and my plane is leaving in like 30 mins so it's card or nothing"

    fucker scowled at me and pulled the kerchunker out of his trunk

    no tip get rekt

    This is like every cab ride I ever took in NYC.

    I'm glad Uber is burying them. I hated fighting with cabbies. It's so fucking pointless and stupid and aggravating.

    "Ermahgerdddd they're circumventing the regulatory state and what about insurance and did you hear what happened in Kalamazoo OH NOES"

    As someone working in the regulatory state, I couldn't be happier for Uber.

    I'm more upset at the precedent they set of "blatantly flaunt law, make millions"

    it works for taxis cause ain't nobody liked the taxis and the negative effects of ignoring that code are minimal. (especially now that local governments are forcing them into line and making Uber provide insurance)

    but it emboldened people in other area that I think are causing real problems (notably AirBnB)

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    drez I don't acknowledge shitty puns

    [chat] is a hotbed for pun violence.

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