Japan means pandering to teenage boys. And sometimes middle-aged men. (*shudder*)
And women!
Or did you think the butler-who-only-loves-you and Conflicted-and-arrogant-but-secretly-emotionally-vulnerable-brother were placed in the game solely for their artistic merit?
Fire Emblem Awakening drew a massive female audience, and Fates put "Pander to them as hard as you can." on the design board pretty prominently. In fact, that branch was probably more successful than the more obvious "Tits" stuff, considering the all audiences manga was cancelled in favor of a Leo focused Josei manga.
The thing that really gets to me about the female armor designs in Fates, though, is how... not sexy they are.
Like, Camilla and Charlotte, at least there I get it. Tubular Boobular Joy and all that, pretty clear what the appeal is supposed to be. But the pantslessness doesn't show anything sexy. It just looks stupid.
She's probably gonna replace Jeorge on my team, he just ain't cuttin' it like he used to
All she does is dunk on fools
It's great
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Nah, I like Chrom and Robin being platonic friends! It's a nice change of pace!
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Why is awakening still full priiiiiice
wanted to check it out but NOW I'm gonna have to check it out and be mildly, briefly annoyed also
wanted to check it out but NOW I'm gonna have to check it out and be mildly, briefly annoyed also
Nintendo games never go on sale
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And women!
Or did you think the butler-who-only-loves-you and Conflicted-and-arrogant-but-secretly-emotionally-vulnerable-brother were placed in the game solely for their artistic merit?
Fire Emblem Awakening drew a massive female audience, and Fates put "Pander to them as hard as you can." on the design board pretty prominently. In fact, that branch was probably more successful than the more obvious "Tits" stuff, considering the all audiences manga was cancelled in favor of a Leo focused Josei manga.
The thing that really gets to me about the female armor designs in Fates, though, is how... not sexy they are.
Like, Camilla and Charlotte, at least there I get it. Tubular Boobular Joy and all that, pretty clear what the appeal is supposed to be. But the pantslessness doesn't show anything sexy. It just looks stupid.
Why I fear the ocean.
Is there something I can do with him, or is he just gonna sit there and be sad?
Also I have all his skills unlocked
But then how would everyone know how helpful I am
Doesn't hold a candle to my sweet Heroes team though.
I save BFL and then have my spider friends save the heroes team
Then you can send him home for feathers to upgrade other units to work with Robin.
Why I fear the ocean.
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Instead I got two Lon'qu.
Go away, dude.
4351, get wrecked Falchion
Steam Switch FC: 2799-7909-4852
My Takumi is +Atk -Spd which seems...less good.
She's probably gonna replace Jeorge on my team, he just ain't cuttin' it like he used to
All she does is dunk on fools
It's great
SteamID: Baroque And Roll
4* falchion units are the cruelest joke
having married him that one time
this might be too strong a statement
This.... isn't the kind of thing that just happens
Lady Robins really were hurting for options in comparison I guess
The only true marriage
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJieec6X4Uo
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Haven't decided on any pairings yet
Leaning towards Chrom/Sully
i just initially got Marisa-like vibes from him that did not really pan out
I don't think they ever reused that particular archetype
i think the closest you get is probably somebody like owain, but they're pretty different flavors of enthusiastic nut
I don't think there's anybody quite so...L'Arachel as L'Arachel is
and for fates, they have...
F. Corrin, Elise, and Sakura
wow, what interesting choices
sure wouldn't have wanted them to choose interesting characters
(Effie plz)
Take Chrom for yourself
Gotta get that butt
wanted to check it out but NOW I'm gonna have to check it out and be mildly, briefly annoyed also
nendos are clearly the best kind of figurine
Nintendo games never go on sale
yeah i knew this and yet was still surprised