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This is the Dawning of the Age of [X-Men: Apocalypse]

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Nerdist reports that the villains of Old Man Logan Wolverine 3 are
    The Reavers, possibly led by Mr. Sinister or Donald Pierce.

    Wait, like those things from
    The Ultimate Deadpool storyline where the U X-men and U Spider-man teamed up?

    More like
    those things that lived in a little town in the middle of nowhere, Australia that the X-men took over for a while back in the 80s

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    So basically the same thing, except one is from the 80s aesthetic and one is from an 00s aesthetic.

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    ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    So.

    I basically enjoyed this. I have some problems with it, but I found it enjoyable nonetheless

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    Crimson KingCrimson King Registered User regular
    are we finally going to get outback australia x-men in a movie

    wait

    won't that just be wolverine vs. mad max

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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    are we finally going to get outback australia x-men in a movie

    wait

    won't that just be wolverine vs. mad max
    You say that like it is a bad thing

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    Crimson KingCrimson King Registered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    are we finally going to get outback australia x-men in a movie

    wait

    won't that just be wolverine vs. mad max
    You say that like it is a bad thing

    no i don't! i say it like it's a good thing!

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    KingofMadCowsKingofMadCows Registered User regular
    I think the film's greatest strength is the casting. All the new actors are great and fit their characters just as perfectly as Patrick Stewart, James McAvoy, Ian McKellan, and Michael Fassbender. Jean, Scott, Nightcrawler, Storm, they're all great. The returning cast is great too, except for Jennifer Lawrence, who clearly didn't give a crap. Once again, Quicksilver was the highlight. Oscar Isaac gives a pretty good performance too even though the make up is so bad. He's a much more subdued and calculating villain rather than grandiose and boastful like in the X-Men cartoons. Unfortunately, the movie pretty much wasted Apocalypse.

    It's just a real shame that they shoved way too much crap into the film and didn't give nearly enough time for the characters. In fact, I think this movie is pretty comparable to Age of Ultron. Even in that it's more like weekend of Apocalypse/Ultron instead of Age of Apocalypse/Ultron.

    Despite the film's problems, I do think they've set the stage for much better sequels because the casting has been so strong. It would be great if the next film was more about the X-Men interacting with each other and finding creative ways to use their powers.

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    I watched Days of Future Past again the other day but this time I went with the Rogue Cut
    Man that don't add much to the final product, does it

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    UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    It occurred to me the other day that I don't actually remember anything about Days of Future Past outside of the Quicksilver scene (which is great)

    It might be the most purely forgettable superhero movie I've seen

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    WearingglassesWearingglasses Of the friendly neighborhood variety Registered User regular
    So I pretty much agree that the villains really need better characterisation. But which parts do we excise in order to make room for them?
    - We can probably shorten the Wolverine Very Special Guest Scene. But that's a crowd pleaser.
    - Quicksilver scene is also a crowd pleaser, but for some reason it went on a tad bit too long for me, personally.
    - Shorten the ancient Egypt scenes? Conspirators can only nod at each other so many times.
    - Moira scenes seem pretty essential to let Xavier and the Scooby Gang know what's going on, dunno how to take that out.
    - I kinda like the Caliban scenes, but those didn't give Psylocke any character besides "sullen katana mutant".

    Also, I pretty much wore out the only Apoc quote I know when telling my sister that he needs to be more... grandiose. Like so:

    "I am the rocks of the eternal shore. Crash against me and be broken!"

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    BionicPenguinBionicPenguin Registered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    I watched Days of Future Past again the other day but this time I went with the Rogue Cut
    Man that don't add much to the final product, does it

    If anything, it lessens the movie.

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    Diablo FettDiablo Fett Registered User regular
    this movie was okay. not great, but not really worth the shit some folks have been slinging it's way. it's probably the most "X-Men" movie yet, which is cool. Kurt was wonderful, Jean and Scott were solid, the "adults" were mostly cool. but man, there are also some big, big issues with the whole thing
    how did Angel end up in a mutant fight club? why? and holy shit was he entirely wasted in this movie. as were Psylocke and Jubilee, for that matter, but at least they might show up again in the future. Angel, not so much.

    and what the hell happened to the set up at the end of DoFP? that ended with Mystique as Stryker fishing Logan out of the river, implying things would be different, but there was Logan yet again a victim of the Weapon X program, with Stryker totally fine and not mentioning anything about Mystique impersonating him at all. it feels like they forgot how they ended their own movie

    Oscar Isaac was super wasted under that awful, awful makeup and a boring villain. getting owned by the Phoenix was pretty cool, but it didn't earn the build-up

    and for fuck's sake, you end the movie right as we get an actual team called the X-Men with actual costumes, in the friggin Danger Room, about to fight actual Sentinels? that's the fucking movie i wanna see, goddammit!

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    LorahaloLorahalo Registered User regular
    this movie was okay. not great, but not really worth the shit some folks have been slinging it's way. it's probably the most "X-Men" movie yet, which is cool. Kurt was wonderful, Jean and Scott were solid, the "adults" were mostly cool. but man, there are also some big, big issues with the whole thing
    how did Angel end up in a mutant fight club? why? and holy shit was he entirely wasted in this movie. as were Psylocke and Jubilee, for that matter, but at least they might show up again in the future. Angel, not so much.

    and what the hell happened to the set up at the end of DoFP? that ended with Mystique as Stryker fishing Logan out of the river, implying things would be different, but there was Logan yet again a victim of the Weapon X program, with Stryker totally fine and not mentioning anything about Mystique impersonating him at all. it feels like they forgot how they ended their own movie

    Oscar Isaac was super wasted under that awful, awful makeup and a boring villain. getting owned by the Phoenix was pretty cool, but it didn't earn the build-up

    and for fuck's sake, you end the movie right as we get an actual team called the X-Men with actual costumes, in the friggin Danger Room, about to fight actual Sentinels? that's the fucking movie i wanna see, goddammit!
    Man and Cyclops outfit in that scene was fucking perfect too.

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    nightmarennynightmarenny Registered User regular
    this movie was okay. not great, but not really worth the shit some folks have been slinging it's way. it's probably the most "X-Men" movie yet, which is cool. Kurt was wonderful, Jean and Scott were solid, the "adults" were mostly cool. but man, there are also some big, big issues with the whole thing
    how did Angel end up in a mutant fight club? why? and holy shit was he entirely wasted in this movie. as were Psylocke and Jubilee, for that matter, but at least they might show up again in the future. Angel, not so much.

    and what the hell happened to the set up at the end of DoFP? that ended with Mystique as Stryker fishing Logan out of the river, implying things would be different, but there was Logan yet again a victim of the Weapon X program, with Stryker totally fine and not mentioning anything about Mystique impersonating him at all. it feels like they forgot how they ended their own movie

    Oscar Isaac was super wasted under that awful, awful makeup and a boring villain. getting owned by the Phoenix was pretty cool, but it didn't earn the build-up

    and for fuck's sake, you end the movie right as we get an actual team called the X-Men with actual costumes, in the friggin Danger Room, about to fight actual Sentinels? that's the fucking movie i wanna see, goddammit!

    How many X-men movies are going to pull that?

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    Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    I watched Days of Future Past again the other day but this time I went with the Rogue Cut
    Man that don't add much to the final product, does it

    the breakout sequence is cool because the future x-men get to do more

    that's like, the only positive thing about it

    luckily the blu-ray lets you choose between versions. it's definitely kind of an interesting thing to look at once, but there's a reason that shit didn't go theatrical.

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Apparently the biggest scenes cut from the movie were
    TheX-Kids having an 80s mall shopping/hang out montage and attending a Dazzler concert where Nightcrawler got into a dance-off
    WHY WOULD YOU CUT THESE

    Because honestly.
    The kids leaving the mansion literally adds nothing to the plot, and the writers probably realised that so they tried to make their time away from the mansion as minimal as possible. The kids leaving the mansion is one of the strangest and most pointless parts of the movie.

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    AtomicTofuAtomicTofu She's a straight-up supervillain, yo Registered User regular
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    Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    Hold up a second
    Do they REALLY ignore the entire ending of Days of Future Past?

    They just give Wolverine the adamantium shit anyway?

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    LalaboxLalabox Registered User regular
    AtomicTofu wrote: »

    I think I agree with most of this. It's a bit harsh on the actors themselves.

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    XehalusXehalus Registered User regular
    just saw it

    the movie was awesome

    Quicksilver is the best

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    GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited May 2016
    Mr. G wrote: »
    Hold up a second
    Do they REALLY ignore the entire ending of Days of Future Past?

    They just give Wolverine the adamantium shit anyway?

    In case you forgot
    Logan got abducted by Stryker at the end of that film.

    Y'know

    the villain from X2, who gave Logan the adamantium skeleton?

    Yeah. They hinted pretty strongly that history went as planned there, after the film.

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    LalaboxLalabox Registered User regular
    Goatmon wrote: »
    Mr. G wrote: »
    Hold up a second
    Do they REALLY ignore the entire ending of Days of Future Past?

    They just give Wolverine the adamantium shit anyway?

    In case you forgot
    He got abducted by Stryker at the end of that film.

    Y'know

    the villain from X2, who gave Logan the adamantium skeleton?
    yeah by that was just Mystique pretending to be Stryker

    although i guess apparently it wasn't?

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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    Lalabox wrote: »
    Goatmon wrote: »
    Mr. G wrote: »
    Hold up a second
    Do they REALLY ignore the entire ending of Days of Future Past?

    They just give Wolverine the adamantium shit anyway?

    In case you forgot
    He got abducted by Stryker at the end of that film.

    Y'know

    the villain from X2, who gave Logan the adamantium skeleton?
    yeah by that was just Mystique pretending to be Stryker

    although i guess apparently it wasn't?

    No it super duper was.

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    LalaboxLalabox Registered User regular
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    Lalabox wrote: »
    Goatmon wrote: »
    Mr. G wrote: »
    Hold up a second
    Do they REALLY ignore the entire ending of Days of Future Past?

    They just give Wolverine the adamantium shit anyway?

    In case you forgot
    He got abducted by Stryker at the end of that film.

    Y'know

    the villain from X2, who gave Logan the adamantium skeleton?
    yeah by that was just Mystique pretending to be Stryker

    although i guess apparently it wasn't?

    No it super duper was.
    well not according to this movie

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    XehalusXehalus Registered User regular
    I will say that the effects and characters and humor were solid to great

    the problem is that X-Men as a franchise is kind of thin so I don't expect a director to take it to another level

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    Lalabox wrote: »
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    Lalabox wrote: »
    Goatmon wrote: »
    Mr. G wrote: »
    Hold up a second
    Do they REALLY ignore the entire ending of Days of Future Past?

    They just give Wolverine the adamantium shit anyway?

    In case you forgot
    He got abducted by Stryker at the end of that film.

    Y'know

    the villain from X2, who gave Logan the adamantium skeleton?
    yeah by that was just Mystique pretending to be Stryker

    although i guess apparently it wasn't?

    No it super duper was.
    well not according to this movie
    Striker woke up and was all, hey that's not me, I'm me.

    End scene.

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    Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    Blake T wrote: »
    Lalabox wrote: »
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    Lalabox wrote: »
    Goatmon wrote: »
    Mr. G wrote: »
    Hold up a second
    Do they REALLY ignore the entire ending of Days of Future Past?

    They just give Wolverine the adamantium shit anyway?

    In case you forgot
    He got abducted by Stryker at the end of that film.

    Y'know

    the villain from X2, who gave Logan the adamantium skeleton?
    yeah by that was just Mystique pretending to be Stryker

    although i guess apparently it wasn't?

    No it super duper was.
    well not according to this movie
    Striker woke up and was all, hey that's not me, I'm me.

    End scene.
    so the end of the movie was just completely pointless, then

    great

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    XehalusXehalus Registered User regular
    "A Hollow, By-the-Numbers Sequel That’s Also Thoroughly Entertaining"

    I don't understand movie reviews anymore

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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    Apocalypse opened up almost 10 million dollars short of Days of Future Past's Friday opening, causing the projections for this weekend to drop from 100+ to 80-85 million

    It

    Is gonna be kinda of amazing if Deadpool beats out X-Men

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    GaryOGaryO Registered User regular
    I liked the film.
    I don't get people saying they misused Apocalypse.
    He was awake for like 2 days and nearly destroyed the world twice
    That's a pretty good villain

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    SolarSolar Registered User regular
    I really feel like this movie was a good example of making something based on prior reputation, name and appearance rather than actually on a decent story

    Like, it fell over itself to be all, look, it's Wolverine and Nightcrawler and Jubilee! etc etc, rather than actually doing anything worth while in of itself

    Shame, really, but it was an overcrowded effort IMO

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    SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    Well that was a fun, dumb movie.

    Paper-thin characters though.

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    SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    I love how un-self-aware the dumb Star Wars joke is

    Like HAHA TAKE THAT LAST STAND

    Completely oblivious to how this also applies to this movie, the third "young Professor X" movie

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    SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    edited May 2016
    Xehalus wrote: »
    "A Hollow, By-the-Numbers Sequel That’s Also Thoroughly Entertaining"

    I don't understand movie reviews anymore

    That's super accurate.

    You know how some people try to defend BvS with the lie that "at least it's fun"?

    This is the movie that defense actually describes.

    SimBen on
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    kaceypkaceyp we stayed bright as lightning we sang loud as thunderRegistered User regular
    Just got back from seeing this. I enjoyed it a lot. I think it was a solid entry. But my initial feeling is that it's the least of the three First Class movies. Maybe the biggest problem is the one that's been mentioned a few times: the characterization is really a bit lacking, in various ways. For a point of comparison, I think that one of the things that helped DoFP is that Xavier, Magneto, and Mystique all had pretty solid character arcs, and a lot of important stuff happened as a result. Here
    Charles doesn't...really have much of an arc at all, does he? I'm not sure that he's actually any different at the end of the movie than the beginning, aside from losing his hair.

    Mystique definitely has an arc, but it felt a little too shorthanded. Like, I feel as though her entire arc is comprised of a handful of short exchanges and could have really benefited from one or two more in depth scenes.

    And Magneto. Well. It kind of feels like they don't know how to actually write him across more than one movie. IIRC his DoFP arc was already a little repetitive of his First Class arc, and here they have him settled down for no other reason than to make him totally lose it again and freak out on everyone. And the whole thing with his family was just a little bit too cheap and easy to me and I think they should have just left that whole thing out and just had Magneto get recruited because he's super broody and angry now that he's completely alone.

    Which brings me to my next thing...

    Boy, do I not like how the Horsemen were handled. It makes all of them look really bad, because there doesn't seem to be any brainwashing or anything going on. They just willingly joined up with this dude who is pretty vocal about wanting to destroy the world. Angel got totally shafted. Basically turned into a bad guy and then killed. Also note that this is the third "Angel" that the franchise has done. I really wish they'd just had Apocalypse actually turn them into brainwashed slaves.

    Okay, enough criticism for the moment. Like I said, I liked it overall. Quicksilver's big scene was very good (although the fun was slightly tainted by the fact that I was thinking "Uh...Havok just got blown up, yeah?" the entire time). I think Scott and Jean are both pretty solid. Nightcrawler doesn't have a lot going on but is fun. James McAvoy gives a pretty good performance despite Xavier's lack of real development. I loved seeing Giant Apocalypse toss around Xavier even if it wasn't "real."

    And for most of the movie I was waiting for something to really put a smile on my face (aside from the QS scene). Something to really excite me. And that did finally come with everything that happened with Jean in the climax. Jean is at least one of my favorite X-Men characters and I loved her getting to be a badass at the end.

    There's more to say but that's more than enough for now.

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    HermanoHermano Registered User regular
    edited May 2016
    SimBen wrote: »
    I love how un-self-aware the dumb Star Wars joke is

    Like HAHA TAKE THAT LAST STAND

    Completely oblivious to how this also applies to this movie, the third "young Professor X" movie

    They were 100% aware of that joke, there's just no way they weren't being tongue in cheek there

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    I don't think anyone makes out to make a bad movie.

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    HermanoHermano Registered User regular
    Blake T wrote: »
    I don't think anyone makes out to make a bad movie.

    No I'm saying they knew they were making the third part of a trilogy when they made a joke about third parts of trilogies


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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    Hermano wrote: »
    Blake T wrote: »
    I don't think anyone makes out to make a bad movie.

    No I'm saying they knew they were making the third part of a trilogy when they made a joke about third parts of trilogies
    Yeah but
    the joke was that the third movies are always the worst

    I am pretty sure they were making it expecting it wouldn't be true yet again

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    SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    A big thing that also bothered me despite not being Jewish (disclaimer disclaimer) is the Auschwitz scene...

    From what I gathered from the Jewish people who were in my life a few years ago, destroying the site would be one of the last things they'd want to do. It would be like wanting to move on and forget the victims and I think Erik, being a survivor himself, would be the last one to want to erase that history.

    Obviously though different people react differently to tragedy and I can't get inside the character's head but I can't imagine him doing that would sit well with his fellow survivors.

    Just my (very gentile) two cents.

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    Diablo FettDiablo Fett Registered User regular
    SimBen wrote: »
    A big thing that also bothered me despite not being Jewish (disclaimer disclaimer) is the Auschwitz scene...

    From what I gathered from the Jewish people who were in my life a few years ago, destroying the site would be one of the last things they'd want to do. It would be like wanting to move on and forget the victims and I think Erik, being a survivor himself, would be the last one to want to erase that history.

    Obviously though different people react differently to tragedy and I can't get inside the character's head but I can't imagine him doing that would sit well with his fellow survivors.

    Just my (very gentile) two cents.

    it definitely played as pretty tasteless, especially with Olivia Munn also standing there throughout the whole scene in her bathing suit

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