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    Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    yeah the rat ogre has 1000 hp

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    Havelock2.0Havelock2.0 Sufficiently Chill The Chill ZoneRegistered User regular
    First the mods neglect to set Geth up to recycle the [chat] thread properly.

    Then Jacob only closes the [chat] thread because someone told him it was going over 100 pages.

    And then he makes this half-ass [chat] thread.

    Management around here is really going downhill.

    Uh, I mean I assume that's what happened...

    i smell a rat

    Upper lip

    I've seen things you people wouldn't believe
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    Havelock2.0Havelock2.0 Sufficiently Chill The Chill ZoneRegistered User regular
    Oh god fuck rat ogres

    I've seen things you people wouldn't believe
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    Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    First the mods neglect to set Geth up to recycle the [chat] thread properly.

    Then Jacob only closes the [chat] thread because someone told him it was going over 100 pages.

    And then he makes this half-ass [chat] thread.

    Management around here is really going downhill.

    Uh, I mean I assume that's what happened...

    i smell a rat

    Well if that's the case then I'm certainly safe from Element Brian.

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    porpporp Registered User regular
    Ahhh, Tiger moms/dads.....drive me nuts. We live in an area that is pretty competitive anyways,( at least as far as academics), the schools are great, and there are a lot of great extracurricular programs through various avenues in and around our city. My best friends husband is awesome-I like him a lot, but he does tend to go tiger dad, which gets annoying. We were talking about summer activities for our kids,( they have the exact same spread as far as ages with their 3 kids as us). Apparently, their oldest who is going into first grade next year,( same as our oldest) is having a tutor for academic because they want him to be ahead of classmates, a private baseball coach/lessons to excel in sports, and taking computer coding,(which in and of itself isn't bad, but I know it's because they want him to excel in technology too). JUST LET HIM BE A KID!!! /endrant.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Man Brian you going to take this Libel?

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

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    AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    Tell you hwat though @Aioua

    there needs to be a huge incentive to builders to actually build low cost homes. No one wants to build $100,000 homes anymore because there's no money in it. Building cost alone is going to eat up 2/3 of that.

    yeah, and why build a 100k home when you can sell a 800k home?

    (the answer, of course, is government regulation but looooooooool cities funded primarily by property tax why would they want low-cost properties in their cities?)

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    PAGES THE FORBIDDEN PAGES THE FORBIDDEN PAGES THE FORBIDDEN PAGES THE FORBIDDEN oh

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    Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    Man Brian you going to take this Libel?

    Isn't truth an absolute defense against libel/slander?

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    porp wrote: »
    Ahhh, Tiger moms/dads.....drive me nuts. We live in an area that is pretty competitive anyways,( at least as far as academics), the schools are great, and there are a lot of great extracurricular programs through various avenues in and around our city. My best friends husband is awesome-I like him a lot, but he does tend to go tiger dad, which gets annoying. We were talking about summer activities for our kids,( they have the exact same spread as far as ages with their 3 kids as us). Apparently, their oldest who is going into first grade next year,( same as our oldest) is having a tutor for academic because they want him to be ahead of classmates, a private baseball coach/lessons to excel in sports, and taking computer coding,(which in and of itself isn't bad, but I know it's because they want him to excel in technology too). JUST LET HIM BE A KID!!! /endrant.

    No they have to start saving for college right now

    This is the socially acceptable thing to do

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    Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    porp wrote: »
    Ahhh, Tiger moms/dads.....drive me nuts. We live in an area that is pretty competitive anyways,( at least as far as academics), the schools are great, and there are a lot of great extracurricular programs through various avenues in and around our city. My best friends husband is awesome-I like him a lot, but he does tend to go tiger dad, which gets annoying. We were talking about summer activities for our kids,( they have the exact same spread as far as ages with their 3 kids as us). Apparently, their oldest who is going into first grade next year,( same as our oldest) is having a tutor for academic because they want him to be ahead of classmates, a private baseball coach/lessons to excel in sports, and taking computer coding,(which in and of itself isn't bad, but I know it's because they want him to excel in technology too). JUST LET HIM BE A KID!!! /endrant.

    lol and he gives me shit for being bougie

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    Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    porp wrote: »
    Ahhh, Tiger moms/dads.....drive me nuts. We live in an area that is pretty competitive anyways,( at least as far as academics), the schools are great, and there are a lot of great extracurricular programs through various avenues in and around our city. My best friends husband is awesome-I like him a lot, but he does tend to go tiger dad, which gets annoying. We were talking about summer activities for our kids,( they have the exact same spread as far as ages with their 3 kids as us). Apparently, their oldest who is going into first grade next year,( same as our oldest) is having a tutor for academic because they want him to be ahead of classmates, a private baseball coach/lessons to excel in sports, and taking computer coding,(which in and of itself isn't bad, but I know it's because they want him to excel in technology too). JUST LET HIM BE A KID!!! /endrant.

    No they have to start saving for college right now

    This is the socially acceptable thing to do

    Yeah Porp, tell him you're not impressed unless their kid starts his own business.

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    Element BrianElement Brian Peanut Butter Shill Registered User regular
    i literally had like 4 times as much output as elki in my first round

    and then when i switched to the witch hunter i was shotgunning every god damn thing but mercifully for castle i lagged out right before the round ended so i rejoined and only the last minute of the match got scored for me

    Switch FC code:SW-2130-4285-0059

    Arch,
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_goGR39m2k
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    Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    Man Brian you going to take this Libel?

    Isn't truth an absolute defense against libel/slander?
    Only the guilty have something to fear.

    Oh, and the poor.

    And non-white.

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    HounHoun Registered User regular
    Houn wrote: »
    I love when a chat hits page 101 and everyone just stops all discussion and starts shitposting till it gets locked down

    I was still discussing housing prices and cheese until the very end, sir!

    I mean, if anything you were doing less shitposting than usual.

    I want to take this as an insult, but instead, I'm going to pretend it's a compliment.

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    Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    i literally had like 4 times as much output as elki in my first round

    and then when i switched to the witch hunter i was shotgunning every god damn thing but mercifully for castle i lagged out right before the round ended so i rejoined and only the last minute of the match got scored for me

    Brian, I want you to read what you're writing and pretend it's actually someone defending their shitty performance in Overwatch because they got gold in damage.

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    Tiger parents and helicopter parents baffle me.

    I just like, avoid talking to them as much as possible.

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    milskimilski Poyo! Registered User regular
    I wish I was PAXing. I had a long weekend, I coulda splurged on flying out.

    I ate an engineer
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    Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User regular
    porp wrote: »
    Ahhh, Tiger moms/dads.....drive me nuts. We live in an area that is pretty competitive anyways,( at least as far as academics), the schools are great, and there are a lot of great extracurricular programs through various avenues in and around our city. My best friends husband is awesome-I like him a lot, but he does tend to go tiger dad, which gets annoying. We were talking about summer activities for our kids,( they have the exact same spread as far as ages with their 3 kids as us). Apparently, their oldest who is going into first grade next year,( same as our oldest) is having a tutor for academic because they want him to be ahead of classmates, a private baseball coach/lessons to excel in sports, and taking computer coding,(which in and of itself isn't bad, but I know it's because they want him to excel in technology too). JUST LET HIM BE A KID!!! /endrant.

    No they have to start saving for college right now

    This is the socially acceptable thing to do

    Yeah Porp, tell him you're not impressed unless their kid starts his own business.
    To which he will wave dismissively and say "pfft, he's just a kid!"

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    Jubal77Jubal77 Registered User regular
    Mmmm Ivars Clam Chowdah and Breadbowl....

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    Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    Houn wrote: »
    Houn wrote: »
    I love when a chat hits page 101 and everyone just stops all discussion and starts shitposting till it gets locked down

    I was still discussing housing prices and cheese until the very end, sir!

    I mean, if anything you were doing less shitposting than usual.

    I want to take this as an insult, but instead, I'm going to pretend it's a compliment.

    Ah, back to your pre-page-101 form I see.

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    Element BrianElement Brian Peanut Butter Shill Registered User regular
    i literally had like 4 times as much output as elki in my first round

    and then when i switched to the witch hunter i was shotgunning every god damn thing but mercifully for castle i lagged out right before the round ended so i rejoined and only the last minute of the match got scored for me

    Brian, I want you to read what you're writing and pretend it's actually someone defending their shitty performance in Overwatch because they got gold in damage.

    um excuse me like most matches i'm playing roadhog and getting gold objective kills too soooo

    Switch FC code:SW-2130-4285-0059

    Arch,
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_goGR39m2k
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    Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    <3 Houn

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    amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    Spicer getting reamed in this press briefing.

    They'll be off line next week

    are YOU on the beer list?
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    Kid PresentableKid Presentable Registered User regular
    porp wrote: »
    Ahhh, Tiger moms/dads.....drive me nuts. We live in an area that is pretty competitive anyways,( at least as far as academics), the schools are great, and there are a lot of great extracurricular programs through various avenues in and around our city. My best friends husband is awesome-I like him a lot, but he does tend to go tiger dad, which gets annoying. We were talking about summer activities for our kids,( they have the exact same spread as far as ages with their 3 kids as us). Apparently, their oldest who is going into first grade next year,( same as our oldest) is having a tutor for academic because they want him to be ahead of classmates, a private baseball coach/lessons to excel in sports, and taking computer coding,(which in and of itself isn't bad, but I know it's because they want him to excel in technology too). JUST LET HIM BE A KID!!! /endrant.

    No they have to start saving for college right now

    This is the socially acceptable thing to do

    Yeah Porp, tell him you're not impressed unless their kid starts his own business.

    I'll only be impressed by a first grader who is gifted a condo and then rents it out and uses that money to buy three more rental properties.

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    HounHoun Registered User regular
    edited March 2017
    Aioua wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    Tell you hwat though @Aioua

    there needs to be a huge incentive to builders to actually build low cost homes. No one wants to build $100,000 homes anymore because there's no money in it. Building cost alone is going to eat up 2/3 of that.

    yeah, and why build a 100k home when you can sell a 800k home?

    (the answer, of course, is government regulation but looooooooool cities funded primarily by property tax why would they want low-cost properties in their cities?)

    $100,000 home in the greater Seattle area:
    ghost-town-outhouse-montana-daniel-hagerman.jpg

    Houn on
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    Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    i literally had like 4 times as much output as elki in my first round

    and then when i switched to the witch hunter i was shotgunning every god damn thing but mercifully for castle i lagged out right before the round ended so i rejoined and only the last minute of the match got scored for me

    Brian, I want you to read what you're writing and pretend it's actually someone defending their shitty performance in Overwatch because they got gold in damage.

    um excuse me like most matches i'm playing roadhog and getting gold objective kills too soooo

    You're right, that was stupid of me, you're terrible at Overwatch too.

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    Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User regular
    Houn wrote: »
    Aioua wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    Tell you hwat though @Aioua

    there needs to be a huge incentive to builders to actually build low cost homes. No one wants to build $100,000 homes anymore because there's no money in it. Building cost alone is going to eat up 2/3 of that.

    yeah, and why build a 100k home when you can sell a 800k home?

    (the answer, of course, is government regulation but looooooooool cities funded primarily by property tax why would they want low-cost properties in their cities?)

    $100,000 home in the greater Seattle area:
    ghost-town-outhouse-montana-daniel-hagerman.jpg
    Wow, it's so roomy!

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    Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    Hahnsoo1 wrote: »
    Houn wrote: »
    Aioua wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    Tell you hwat though @Aioua

    there needs to be a huge incentive to builders to actually build low cost homes. No one wants to build $100,000 homes anymore because there's no money in it. Building cost alone is going to eat up 2/3 of that.

    yeah, and why build a 100k home when you can sell a 800k home?

    (the answer, of course, is government regulation but looooooooool cities funded primarily by property tax why would they want low-cost properties in their cities?)

    $100,000 home in the greater Seattle area:
    ghost-town-outhouse-montana-daniel-hagerman.jpg
    Wow, it's so roomy!

    Plus the layout gives you really convenient access to the bathroom.

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    Element BrianElement Brian Peanut Butter Shill Registered User regular
    i literally had like 4 times as much output as elki in my first round

    and then when i switched to the witch hunter i was shotgunning every god damn thing but mercifully for castle i lagged out right before the round ended so i rejoined and only the last minute of the match got scored for me

    Brian, I want you to read what you're writing and pretend it's actually someone defending their shitty performance in Overwatch because they got gold in damage.

    um excuse me like most matches i'm playing roadhog and getting gold objective kills too soooo

    You're right, that was stupid of me, you're terrible at Overwatch too.

    o ya if im so bad then how did i get dis play of the game

    http://imgur.com/uJdv5HQ

    Switch FC code:SW-2130-4285-0059

    Arch,
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_goGR39m2k
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    AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    bleurg

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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    Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    Hardwood flooring, AND is that a wood deck I see in front?

    That's a steal at twice the price!

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    Havelock2.0Havelock2.0 Sufficiently Chill The Chill ZoneRegistered User regular
    Houn wrote: »
    Aioua wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    Tell you hwat though @Aioua

    there needs to be a huge incentive to builders to actually build low cost homes. No one wants to build $100,000 homes anymore because there's no money in it. Building cost alone is going to eat up 2/3 of that.

    yeah, and why build a 100k home when you can sell a 800k home?

    (the answer, of course, is government regulation but looooooooool cities funded primarily by property tax why would they want low-cost properties in their cities?)

    $100,000 home in the greater Seattle area:
    ghost-town-outhouse-montana-daniel-hagerman.jpg

    Rustic, charming studio for rent

    I've seen things you people wouldn't believe
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    amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    For real though that's not a bad looking shitter.

    are YOU on the beer list?
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    Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    i literally had like 4 times as much output as elki in my first round

    and then when i switched to the witch hunter i was shotgunning every god damn thing but mercifully for castle i lagged out right before the round ended so i rejoined and only the last minute of the match got scored for me

    Brian, I want you to read what you're writing and pretend it's actually someone defending their shitty performance in Overwatch because they got gold in damage.

    um excuse me like most matches i'm playing roadhog and getting gold objective kills too soooo

    You're right, that was stupid of me, you're terrible at Overwatch too.

    o ya if im so bad then how did i get dis play of the game

    http://imgur.com/uJdv5HQ

    I think you're making my point for me.

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    Havelock2.0Havelock2.0 Sufficiently Chill The Chill ZoneRegistered User regular
    For real though that's not a bad looking shitter.

    *puts AH back on the list*

    I've seen things you people wouldn't believe
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    Kid PresentableKid Presentable Registered User regular
    i literally had like 4 times as much output as elki in my first round

    and then when i switched to the witch hunter i was shotgunning every god damn thing but mercifully for castle i lagged out right before the round ended so i rejoined and only the last minute of the match got scored for me

    Brian, I want you to read what you're writing and pretend it's actually someone defending their shitty performance in Overwatch because they got gold in damage.

    um excuse me like most matches i'm playing roadhog and getting gold objective kills too soooo

    You're right, that was stupid of me, you're terrible at Overwatch too.

    o ya if im so bad then how did i get dis play of the game

    http://imgur.com/uJdv5HQ

    oh shit

    whoa

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    AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    For real though that's not a bad looking shitter.

    maybe this is why you get so many ticks on your balls, if that's your standard for shitters

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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    HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    On vacation last summer the place had an incinerator toilet. You'd place what looked like a 10x too large coffee filter in the bowl, poop in that, then push a button to incinerate. Then you'd catch a brief smell of what the lake of fire smells like, but it disappeared almost immediately.

    PSN: Honkalot
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