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You ever have phone sex when the other person didn't know?

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    ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    mrpaku wrote: »
    ThatDudeOverThere wrote: »
    I cybered once or twice

    it's overrated
    still better than phone sex
    Howso?

    Thanatos on
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    mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Thanatos wrote: »
    mrpaku wrote: »
    ThatDudeOverThere wrote: »
    I cybered once or twice

    it's overrated
    still better than phone sex
    Howso?

    maybe this is just my experience, but during phone sex the girl would usually wrap up twenty minutes or so after i did and i'd have to pretend i was still into it while trying to watch sports center or something

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    BasicBasic Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Einhander wrote: »
    'cause I just did.

    Do they have a name for that? If not, let us come up with one.

    did you use protection?

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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    So here's my "Mom called while I'm all bone-bone-bone"


    I'm in bed with my then-fiancee, and we are going at it. We'd just got the place, so the only thing working was the elctricity and the water and gas. no phone or cable yet.

    the date?

    9-11-01

    My mom calls just as I'm about to finish and screams "We're being attacked!! They're flying planes into our buildings!!"

    I had 2 options when I heard this.

    I'm currently over her as she's sucking me off before I blast a load of baby-batter.

    I can let her finish me off, get off the phone with Mom, and then tell her.

    I can stop everything, and tell her now.



    I chose option 1. So I said "Wow... really?" to Mom, and looked down at her begging me to cum, so I did.

    "Uggghhhhhhhh.... wow.....wow wow wow... ok..... let me call you back....." and hung up on her.

    I looked down at her and said, yeah... so I guess we're under attack. I felt pretty dickish, but that was some excellent head that I wasn't going to waste.

    Stale on
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    BasicBasic Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    god damn this is hilarious because I am imagining how the conversation would sound like

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    ToastlyToastly Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Holy shit Stale, you already whipped out two fantastic stories.

    Cumming hard and fast at the news of 9-11

    Welcome to SE++

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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Demonic Toaster of DOOM wrote: »
    Holy shit Stale, you already whipped out two fantastic stories.

    Cumming hard and fast at the news of 9-11

    Welcome to SE++

    Stale: whipping out awesome stories since 2003

    Stale on
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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I love dildonics

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Stale's stories are even better for me because I don't know what he looks like and his avatar makes me picture Ron Jeremy telling these stories

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    ToastlyToastly Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    For me, thats almost half the apeal.

    That or him looking like jerry bruckheimer

    That might even be better.

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    FerryFerry Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    spent calibration braid camphor

    Ferry on
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    ToastlyToastly Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    what

    What what?

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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I look nothing like Ron Jeremy.

    at all.

    Stale on
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    ToastlyToastly Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Do you have a plump little belly?
    a ponch?

    Toastly on
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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Demonic Toaster of DOOM wrote: »
    Do you have a plump little belly?
    a ponch?


    not like his no.

    I have a bit of flab, but nothing un-seemly.

    Stale on
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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I found out about 9/11 as one of my friends ran down the halls of my college screaming "THE REVOLUTION IS HAPPENING RIGHT FUCKING NOW!"

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    EtchEtch Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I skipped school 9/11 and I'll be damned if I'm gonna watch the news when I'm in like 8th grade. I didn't even know about it until my dad picked my sister and me up later on that night. I had to fake like I knew what was going on.

    Also, that Village People video was divine

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited May 2007
    you made the right choice stale

    aint like those buildings are gunna be less explodey in a minute or two, after all

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    ShurakaiShurakai Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    mrpaku wrote: »
    Thanatos wrote: »
    mrpaku wrote: »
    ThatDudeOverThere wrote: »
    I cybered once or twice

    it's overrated
    still better than phone sex
    Howso?

    maybe this is just my experience, but during phone sex the girl would usually wrap up twenty minutes or so after i did and i'd have to pretend i was still into it while trying to watch sports center or something

    And plus its hard to think of sexy things to say on the phone. Oh.. oh yes I want your pussy. Uh huh oh yea that feels good. As opposed to "I roll you on to your back and caress your tender nipples with my tongue etc etc"

    Shurakai on
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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    There's no sexy word for a vagina.

    There's lots of funny words for it, such as vajayjay, vajingo, bacony maw.

    And for penises, there's at least cock, which is mildly sexy. I guess.

    But there's nothing sexy about 'I want your pussy.'

    It just makes me laugh.

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I want your gross looking pink foldy thing

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    GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I wanna purge the depths of your axe wound with my meatpole

    Graves on
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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Vajingo

    It's that game where you pull one out and they all fall and you go 'vajingo!'

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    GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Vajenga you mean?

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    That was the joke

    Cuz it sounds like it

    But it isn't

    GOD, YOU RUIN EVERYTHING

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    GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    no i mean.... youre thinking of vajenga.

    vajingo is the one where they call out numbers, and you need to mark yours with 5 in a row.

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    GafotoGafoto Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Woman doesn't even know how to play games with her genitals.

    heh

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Graves wrote: »
    no i mean.... youre thinking of vajenga.

    vajingo is the one where they call out numbers, and you need to mark yours with 5 in a row.

    No, I mean you ruin everything.

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Vajahtzee

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Yes, Jordyn.

    Yes.

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    EinhanderEinhander __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2007
    Sheri wrote: »
    But there's nothing sexy about 'I want your pussy.'

    It just makes me laugh.

    What if it was all nerdy?

    Like,

    You'd say

    "Unidentified Craft, state your identification and clearance codes"

    and then I'd say

    "Tower this is the SS Pinksteak, request clearance for landing in docking bay V"

    and then you'd say

    "Clearance granted SS Pinkteak, welcome to Tuna Prime"

    Would that do it for you?

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Einhander wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    But there's nothing sexy about 'I want your pussy.'

    It just makes me laugh.

    What if it was all nerdy?

    Like,

    You'd say

    "Unidentified Craft, state your identification and clearance codes"

    and then I'd say

    "Tower this is the SS Pinksteak, request clearance for landing in docking bay V"

    and then you'd say

    "Clearance granted SS Pinkteak, welcome to Tuna Prime"

    Would that do it for you?

    Uh

    What?

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    EinhanderEinhander __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2007
    Sheri wrote: »
    Einhander wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    But there's nothing sexy about 'I want your pussy.'

    It just makes me laugh.

    What if it was all nerdy?

    Like,

    You'd say

    "Unidentified Craft, state your identification and clearance codes"

    and then I'd say

    "Tower this is the SS Pinksteak, request clearance for landing in docking bay V"

    and then you'd say

    "Clearance granted SS Pinkteak, welcome to Tuna Prime"

    Would that do it for you?

    Uh

    What?

    Inebitable

    clean out your fucking ears

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    That was the dumbest thing I've ever read.

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Einhander wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    Einhander wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    But there's nothing sexy about 'I want your pussy.'

    It just makes me laugh.

    What if it was all nerdy?

    Like,

    You'd say

    "Unidentified Craft, state your identification and clearance codes"

    and then I'd say

    "Tower this is the SS Pinksteak, request clearance for landing in docking bay V"

    and then you'd say

    "Clearance granted SS Pinkteak, welcome to Tuna Prime"

    Would that do it for you?

    Uh

    What?

    Inebitable

    clean out your fucking ears

    Ah yes

    The classiest of movies to reference

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    EinhanderEinhander __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2007
    It's as classy as I get at ten in the morning.

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    GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
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    GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    dont kill me.








    please

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I'm not gonna watch it

    But can I kill you anyway?

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    GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    You might as well.

    Graves on
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