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You ever have phone sex when the other person didn't know?

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    rockmonkeyrockmonkey Little RockRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    sticking your head out of the shower and answering the phone while having shower sex isn't a good idea...

    First off the person on the phone is like, "What's that sound? Are you taking a shower?"
    "Um, yeah actually, but the phone was right here on the counter.."
    "Was that a girl I just heard in the background? Are you in the shower WITH someone and you're talking to me on the phone?"
    "No.... yes"

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    SASA Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Tiger_ArmyGTR wrote: »
    man, i've argued with my mother on the phone for a little over 30 minutes while fucking someone...

    I'm sure Freud would have something to say about this.

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    mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    SA wrote: »
    Tiger_ArmyGTR wrote: »
    man, i've argued with my mother on the phone for a little over 30 minutes while fucking someone...

    I'm sure Freud would have something to say about this.

    freud would just call him a liar, there's things about that that don't add up at all

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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Deadshot wrote: »
    I've heard someone do this on vent before.

    She was pretty horny.

    o.O

    SWG ventrillo gang-bang.

    I've heard this. It's terrifying.


    all panting and clicking.


    You can't un-hear this shit.

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    SASA Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Stale wrote: »
    Deadshot wrote: »
    I've heard someone do this on vent before.

    She was pretty horny.

    o.O

    SWG ventrillo gang-bang.

    I've heard this. It's terrifying.


    all panting and clicking.


    You can't un-hear this shit.

    D:

    D:

    D:

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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    SA wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    Deadshot wrote: »
    I've heard someone do this on vent before.

    She was pretty horny.

    o.O

    SWG ventrillo gang-bang.

    I've heard this. It's terrifying.


    all panting and clicking.


    You can't un-hear this shit.

    D:

    D:

    D:



    They did it in Character.


    "Fuck with your throbbing lightsaber greybeard!!! DO IT!! FUCK ME LIKE A SLUT!!"

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    SASA Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Stale wrote: »
    SA wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    Deadshot wrote: »
    I've heard someone do this on vent before.

    She was pretty horny.

    o.O

    SWG ventrillo gang-bang.

    I've heard this. It's terrifying.


    all panting and clicking.


    You can't un-hear this shit.

    D:

    D:

    D:



    They did it in Character.


    "Fuck with your throbbing lightsaber greybeard!!! DO IT!! FUCK ME LIKE A SLUT!!"

    Oh dear god

    I'm glad I never came across anything like this when I played MMOs

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Stale wrote: »
    They did it in Character.


    "Fuck with your throbbing lightsaber greybeard!!! DO IT!! FUCK ME LIKE A SLUT!!"
    You misheard.

    It was actually "Duck with your throbbing lightsaber greybeard!!! DO IT! DUCK TO AVOID THE HUTT!!"

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    FrankoFranko Sometimes I really wish I had four feet so I could dance with myself to the drumbeat Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I've masturbated at the dinner table and no one knew

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    OldSundownOldSundown Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Franko wrote: »
    I've masturbated at the dinner table and no one knew

    They knew.

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    bentbent Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    oh they knew

    it's why they hate you

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    So, I guess I should mention that I totally masturbated during dinner last night.

    With Sheri and Nusch.



    but Sheri wasn't involved.




    Nusch and I had gaysex.

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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Man, I just tried to find the WoW post about the guy who eavesdropped on the 2 people getting it on in the Deeprun Tram on an RP Server. Apparently the website is now owned by godaddy.com
    Lame. :<

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    IpseDixitIpseDixit Treat me like a pirate And give me that bootyRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I have definatly talked to someone over IM while masturbating. I have also run to get the phone when I was in the middle of masturbating. Running across the house boner floppin all over the place.

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I've done pretty much everything while masturbating.

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    ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Callius wrote: »
    I've done pretty much everything while masturbating.
    Masturbated?

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Masturbated?
    Double-plus masturbation.

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    PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2007
    Callius wrote: »
    I've done pretty much everything while masturbating.

    Eating a really big hamburger you can't hold with one hand?

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    PotU wrote: »
    Eating a really big hamburger you can't hold with one hand?
    I have jerked off while eating before.

    So, I'll throw this into the "probably" category.

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    PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2007
    Well, did you ever masturbate while taking a crap?

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    That's most definitely a yes.

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    AshcroftAshcroft LOL The PayloadRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    How about, wanking, whilst crapping and eating?

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    BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Jimbo the Impressive wrote: »
    I don't use the phone. Ever. So, no.
    Hi5 for awkward losers! 8-)

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Ashcroft wrote: »
    How about, wanking, whilst crapping and eating?
    I once shat into your dad's mouth while I was masturbating furiously into your mom's mouth.

    So, I'll hazard a yes with this one as well.

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    AshcroftAshcroft LOL The PayloadRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Callius wrote: »
    Ashcroft wrote: »
    How about, wanking, whilst crapping and eating?
    I once shat into your dad's mouth while I was masturbating furiously into your mom's mouth.

    So, I'll hazard a yes with this one as well.

    You're not eating in this scenario. That doesn't count.

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Ashcroft wrote: »
    You're not eating in this scenario. That doesn't count.
    I was chewing on your sister's used tampon.

    Does that count as eating? Like, is chewing gum eating or not?

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    AshcroftAshcroft LOL The PayloadRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    No, chewing is not eating.

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Then I think I may have to say no... no I haven't.

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    J. GrantJ. Grant Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2007
    God. Anyone else ever date someone who loved to give you head while you were on the phone?

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    GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I masturbate while posting on internet forums.

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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    J. Grant wrote: »
    God. Anyone else ever date someone who loved to give you head while you were on the phone?

    Yes.
    Quite a conundrum

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    As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    J. Grant wrote: »
    God. Anyone else ever date someone who loved to give you head while you were on the phone?

    That has yet to be seen.

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    J. GrantJ. Grant Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2007
    neville wrote: »
    J. Grant wrote: »
    God. Anyone else ever date someone who loved to give you head while you were on the phone?

    Yes.
    Quite a conundrum

    Ever hit the call waiting to find out your mom is on the other line?

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    mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    yes

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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    J. Grant wrote: »
    neville wrote: »
    J. Grant wrote: »
    God. Anyone else ever date someone who loved to give you head while you were on the phone?

    Yes.
    Quite a conundrum

    Ever hit the call waiting to find out your mom is on the other line?

    Answered the phone mid-coitus when it was mom.
    Didn't mind, it wasn't that good.
    Had to stifle a laugh at the "So what are you up to?" question.

    >.>

    Damn top of page ><

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    Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Einhander wrote: »
    Well I was fapping and she called right in the middle of it and wanted to have a conversation so I figured why should I stop when I could just keep going and not tell her?
    Good thing she didn't find out, or else your mom would have been pissed.

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I cybered once or twice

    it's overrated

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    mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    ThatDudeOverThere wrote: »
    I cybered once or twice

    it's overrated

    still better than phone sex

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    mrpaku wrote: »
    ThatDudeOverThere wrote: »
    I cybered once or twice

    it's overrated

    still better than phone sex

    yeah probably

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    ZonkytonkmanZonkytonkman Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    do you mean like, have i ever engaged in two way communication while masturbating?

    Yes,

    Mully calls it "ventrillo"

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