look I know I'm like an hour late for this joke but god damn it it took me that whole time to find this picture again and motherfucker it is just too good to not use
look I know I'm like an hour late for this joke but god damn it it took me that whole time to find this picture again and motherfucker it is just too good to not use
I think that may actually be the worst thing I've ever seen.
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RankenphilePassersby were amazedby the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderatormod
edited June 2007
that is the coolest motherfucker alive, right there
just realized one day that "you know what, I do not give one shriveled dry turd what some young assholes think, I am going to wear this novelty glass eye and put on my suspenders and favorite t-shirt and my drinking helmet and I am going down to the pub and damn all who say I can't."
Grylls owns an island on the Welsh coast, which includes a nature reserve. He lives on a converted barge on the River Thames with his wife Shara and their sons Jesse and Marmaduke.
We had a thread about him a little while ago.
It mostly consisted of people posting pictures of him while swooning.
Even covered in poo water he is dreamy.
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RankenphilePassersby were amazedby the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderatormod
edited June 2007
well, I guess one way of breeding survival instincts into your kid is to name him Marmaduke
but damn
I think I'd rather just be tossed into some of that quicksand shit
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come on now, that ugly hero is irish
He was born in England.
You're drawn to my eccentric Brawl Code: 4596 9143 4529
while his irish parents were visiting relatives
we don't have a lot, why must you try take him away from us
Dave King
Edit: actually that was pretty disappointing. Everyone just focuses on the stuff he eats, specifically the elephant poop.
or something
look I know I'm like an hour late for this joke but god damn it it took me that whole time to find this picture again and motherfucker it is just too good to not use
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just realized one day that "you know what, I do not give one shriveled dry turd what some young assholes think, I am going to wear this novelty glass eye and put on my suspenders and favorite t-shirt and my drinking helmet and I am going down to the pub and damn all who say I can't."
You're drawn to my eccentric Brawl Code: 4596 9143 4529
I'm not gonna lie i'm probably gonna jerk off to that
I also like that shows style a little more.
I've been trying to reach you, but your extension cord doesn't reach that far.
yeah, you're right
no way he could be gay
he's not pretty like those queer guys on the tee-vee
THEY ARE BOTH GOOD SHOWS AND HAVE THEIR OWN MERITS, WE DO NOT LIVE IN A SOCIETY WHERE WE MUST CHOOSE ONE OR THE OTHER, ARGUMENT OVER.
They're too different. One is 'gotta get out!', while the other is 'ok I need to last 7 days'.
Edit: yes ty rank
Editedit: plus survivorman is a Canuck woooo
what, the one in the original fucking post?
nah, you're good to go, deemer.
way more protection than a drinkin hat
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I like Les Stroud, he is a doomed dude.
I've been trying to reach you, but your extension cord doesn't reach that far.
I guess I'll stick with Stroud.
It mostly consisted of people posting pictures of him while swooning.
Even covered in poo water he is dreamy.
but damn
I think I'd rather just be tossed into some of that quicksand shit
You're drawn to my eccentric Brawl Code: 4596 9143 4529
Sit around taking shit for granted?
Refuse to carry a walking stick?
Live in urban sprawl your entire life?
You're drawn to my eccentric Brawl Code: 4596 9143 4529
Are you mixing up the two shows?
Except he's Ex-SAS and has scaled every major mountain in the world.
Except I want to bone him.
Well yeah. It's pretty evident that he's not just another dude when he begins every show by jumping out of some manner of aircraft.