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Behind this sign lies a sea of semen

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    See guys.

    This is why Americans wear Canadian flags on their backpacks abroad. We're great.

    Also if someone calls you out on your American heritage, you can just say "I'm on a collection mission for a Jerk-Off Centre!!!!!"

    Meissnerd on
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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Defender wrote: »
    Fallout wrote: »
    set up a camera inside the jerk rooms and sell the videos on the internet

    WATCH AS THESE FILTHY HOBOS AND BROKE COLLEGE STUDENTS ALIKE JERK THEIR HARD COCKS INTO OBLIVION

    They got video games in there?

    Just a Wii.

    Fallout on
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    core tacticcore tactic Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    For April Fool's, you should sneak in and switch some of the containers with vanilla pudding.

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    ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    core tactic wrote: »
    For April Fool's, you should sneak in and switch some of the containers with vanilla pudding.

    vanilla pudding is yellow.

    Zephyr on
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    jackaljackal Fuck Yes. That is an orderly anal warehouse. Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Run up to dudes going in yelling, "whatever they are paying you, I will double."

    Then lick your lips.

    jackal on
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    core tacticcore tactic Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Zephyr wrote: »
    core tactic wrote: »
    For April Fool's, you should sneak in and switch some of the containers with vanilla pudding.

    vanilla pudding is yellow.
    What the hell kind of pudding do you eat?

    core tactic on
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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2007
    Critical wrote: »
    Who wants sauerkraut?

    http://sauerkraut.ytmnd.com

    The Geek on
    BLM - ACAB
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    PicardathonPicardathon Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Crazyhun wrote: »
    The funny part is they have what appears to be a fairly robust security system. I can't help but wonder...WHY? Who in Canada is going to steal cum?

    Picardathon on
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    LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited July 2007
    Zephyr wrote: »
    SpongeCake wrote: »
    mrpaku wrote: »
    fill a pinata with semen and take it to a children's birthday party

    Oh wonderful.

    Wonderful    .

    "it's milk and it taste good!"

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    Larlar on
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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2007
    Jesus christ, Lar, why?

    The Geek on
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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I love that whole series of pictures.

    Fallout on
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    SpongeCakeSpongeCake Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I swear, those used to be a jailable offense.

    SpongeCake on
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    CG FaggotryCG Faggotry BristolRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    That image was used by Cronyx in his downfall.

    CG Faggotry on
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    CriticalCritical Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    What the righteous fuck are those? Jesus.

    Critical on
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    LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited July 2007
    The Geek wrote: »
    Jesus christ, Lar, why?

    You're in no position to question my topical use of images, Untopical Equivalent Man.

    Larlar on
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    mullymully Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    oh good god
    i don't even know what's going on in that image
    and inexplicably, i want to throw up!

    mully on
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    claxtonclaxton ClubPA regular
    edited July 2007
    I bet they have tight security measures because it contains samples of DNA. Plus someone could steal someone's sperm from there (say a poor college kid who happens to have very rich parents) and get themselves pregnant. And then I don't know, make them give you money for having their son's baby.

    claxton on
    Its not enough to win. You want nothing left of your enemy but a skull nailed to a fence post so everybody understands the cost of crossing you. -Durga
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    SpongeCakeSpongeCake Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Or perhaps because it's a biohazard? Maybe?

    Maaaaaaybe?

    Perhaps?

    SpongeCake on
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    core tacticcore tactic Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Sperm = DNA = Clone army.


    Duh.

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    SpongeCakeSpongeCake Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    core tactic wrote: »
    Sperm = DNA = Clone army.


    Duh.

    If only there was an easy way to harvest this source of DNA...

    SpongeCake on
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    LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited July 2007
    SpongeCake wrote: »
    core tactic wrote: »
    Sperm = DNA = Clone army.


    Duh.

    If only there was an easy way to harvest this source of DNA...

    Use an ice cream scoop.

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited July 2007
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    core tacticcore tactic Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    SpongeCake wrote: »
    core tactic wrote: »
    Sperm = DNA = Clone army.


    Duh.

    If only there was an easy way to harvest this source of DNA...


    I'm only one man, damn it, and variety is the spice of life.

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    LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited July 2007
    Whatever that's from, it's a slice of heaven.

    Larlar on
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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited July 2007
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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited July 2007
    hahahahaha oh how I love you, Dorkin

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    Rankenphile on
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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
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    Sheri on
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    turtleantturtleant Gunpla Dad is the best.Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    What is going on in that picture on the last page?

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    SpongeCakeSpongeCake Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    What isn't going on?

    SpongeCake on
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    BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    turtleant wrote: »
    What is going on in that picture on the last page?

    An as of yet undiscovered 10th layer of Dante's Inferno.

    BYToady on
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    KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    i am just going to assume it was rape so that at least it seems sort of nromal

    Kovak on
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    NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Sheri wrote: »
    caridee_hottestever1.jpg

    post them all sheri, we know you're dying to have an excuse too anyway

    Nuzak on
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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited July 2007
    god I wish I could remember how to find some of that dude's other pictures

    Rankenphile on
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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2007
    mully wrote: »
    oh good god
    i don't even know what's going on in that image
    and inexplicably, i want to throw up!

    it's an art project, if you believe it

    Orikaeshigitae on
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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2007
    it's about gender roles and power relationships in modern sexual society or something like that

    Orikaeshigitae on
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    KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    i thought it was about coconut men

    Kovak on
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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Nuzak wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    caridee_hottestever1.jpg

    post them all sheri, we know you're dying to have an excuse too anyway

    No

    Just that one

    I love it so.

    Sheri on
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    NoomNoom Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    So what does the coconut man being forced to watch symbolize?

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    SpongeCakeSpongeCake Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Noom wrote: »
    So what does the coconut man being forced to watch symbolize?

    The looming specter of that ever ticking biological-clock

    Or a penis, probably

    SpongeCake on
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    NoomNoom Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    SpongeCake wrote: »
    Noom wrote: »
    So what does the coconut man being forced to watch symbolize?

    The looming specter of that ever ticking biological-clock

    Or a penis, probably
    I would have so much trouble jerking off if my donger was looking back at me wide eyed in a silent scream.

    Noom on
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