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Behind this sign lies a sea of semen

CrazyhunCrazyhun Registered User regular
edited July 2007 in Social Entropy++
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A couple months ago the vacant offices next to mine started to undergo renovations. The doors were replaced with windowless versions, and a lot of odd equipment started going in. It turns out the equipment was a series of industrial refrigerators, and as the spoilered sign indicates I now, in fact, work next to a sperm bank.

For those who don't know what this means I now work next to gallons of frozen man juice.

That isn't the worst part, however. The worst part is that this bank seems to accept donations. So now there are sketchy men hanging around all the time. Sketchy men who are about to jerk off far, far to close to where I eat my lunch. :(

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    SpongeCakeSpongeCake Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    GLORIOUS

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    babyeatingjesusbabyeatingjesus Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    sounds like a new cafeteria opened up on your floor.

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    SpongeCakeSpongeCake Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    On the plus side, you'll never have to worry about forgetting your lunch money ever again.

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    SpongeCakeSpongeCake Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I'm saying you can make a donation to earn some more, I'm not suggesting you guzzle jugs of semen to sate your ungodly thirst.

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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    set up a camera inside the jerk rooms and sell the videos on the internet

    WATCH AS THESE FILTHY HOBOS AND BROKE COLLEGE STUDENTS ALIKE JERK THEIR HARD COCKS INTO OBLIVION

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    babyeatingjesusbabyeatingjesus Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    SpongeCake wrote: »
    On the plus side, you'll never have to worry about forgetting your lunch ever again.

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    babyeatingjesusbabyeatingjesus Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Canada doesn't pay for semen. You donate out of the goodness of your heart and a desire to see free well used porn.

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    BigDesBigDes Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    SpongeCake wrote: »
    I'm saying you can make a donation to earn some more, I'm not suggesting you guzzle jugs of semen to sate your ungodly thirst.

    Yes you were.

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    CrazyhunCrazyhun Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I'm afraid to touch the call buttons on the elevator now. What if there's semen on them?

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    mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    do you have direct access to this semen

    all sorts of pranks could be pulled

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    mcpmcp Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    There's probably a pretty good chance semen was on them before the sperm bank moved in anyway.

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    BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Hopefully Parasite Eve doesn't break in so she can steal a vial of man juice. Because then your mitochondria will LIGHT YOU ON FIRE!

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    ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    this is good if you ever were low on sperm.

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    DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Fallout wrote: »
    set up a camera inside the jerk rooms and sell the videos on the internet

    WATCH AS THESE FILTHY HOBOS AND BROKE COLLEGE STUDENTS ALIKE JERK THEIR HARD COCKS INTO OBLIVION

    They got video games in there?

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    SpongeCakeSpongeCake Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Oh Defender.

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    CrazyhunCrazyhun Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    mrpaku wrote: »
    do you have direct access to this semen

    all sorts of pranks could be pulled


    On one hand, I would love to have access to that much spoochie. The possibilities are endless...

    On the other hand, I don't want to get anywhere near that much spoochie. Things that come out of another mans cock are not things I need to be touching. And smelling.

    The funny part is they have what appears to be a fairly robust security system. I can't help but wonder...WHY? Who is going to steal cum?

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    babyeatingjesusbabyeatingjesus Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Crazyhun wrote: »
    I'm afraid to touch the call buttons on the elevator now. What if there's semen on them?

    You make that sound like you don't sleep on a pillow encrusted with my semen.

    Because you do.

    Because I have masturbated on your pillow.

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    BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Crazyhun wrote: »
    mrpaku wrote: »
    do you have direct access to this semen

    all sorts of pranks could be pulled


    On one hand, I would love to have access to that much spoochie. The possibilities are endless...

    On the other hand, I don't want to get anywhere near that much spoochie. Things that come out of another mans cock are not things I need to be touching. And smelling.

    The funny part is they have what appears to be a fairly robust security system. I can't help but wonder...WHY? Who is going to steal cum?

    Please refer back to my previous post.

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    CrazyhunCrazyhun Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    babyeatingjesus wrote: »
    Crazyhun wrote: »
    I'm afraid to touch the call buttons on the elevator now. What if there's semen on them?

    You make that sound like you don't sleep on a pillow encrusted with my semen.

    Because you do.

    Because I have masturbated on your pillow.

    This would bother me more if I hadn't jerked off onto one of your monogrammed towels once. I'm not sure I ever told you I did that.

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    CriticalCritical Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Crazyhun wrote: »
    mrpaku wrote: »
    do you have direct access to this semen

    all sorts of pranks could be pulled


    On one hand, I would love to have access to that much spoochie. The possibilities are endless...

    Wait... what???

    Why would you want safes full of other people's knuckle children?

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    ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    you know

    incase you're low on semen

    semen you keep in jars

    just keeping semen filled jars lying around.

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    SpongeCakeSpongeCake Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Why wouldn't you?

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    mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Critical wrote: »
    Crazyhun wrote: »
    mrpaku wrote: »
    do you have direct access to this semen

    all sorts of pranks could be pulled


    On one hand, I would love to have access to that much spoochie. The possibilities are endless...

    Wait... what???

    Why would you want safes full of other people's knuckle children?

    feed a bad friend a semen milk shake

    cover some douchebag's windshield with semen

    find some dude on a hot date at a restaurant and "spill" some on him

    this is just a short list

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    BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I wonder if I can find strange bukkake porn of some woman dressed like a scientist having wacky accidents in a semen lab?

    I probably can.

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    mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    fill a pinata with semen and take it to a children's birthday party

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    CG FaggotryCG Faggotry BristolRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    BYToady wrote: »
    I wonder if I can find strange bukkake porn of some woman dressed like a scientist having wacky accidents in a semen lab?

    I probably can.

    Japanese journals are full of shit science. I would expect something like this to be in one of them.

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    SpongeCakeSpongeCake Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    mrpaku wrote: »
    fill a pinata with semen and take it to a children's birthday party

    Oh wonderful.

    Wonderful    .

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    ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    SpongeCake wrote: »
    mrpaku wrote: »
    fill a pinata with semen and take it to a children's birthday party

    Oh wonderful.

    Wonderful    .

    "it's milk and it taste good!"

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    CG FaggotryCG Faggotry BristolRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    SpongeCake wrote: »
    mrpaku wrote: »
    fill a pinata with semen and take it to a children's birthday party

    Oh wonderful.

    Wonderful    .

    Also filled with a mixture of pubic hair of many different colours.

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    BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    CasinoGhost wrote: »
    SpongeCake wrote: »
    mrpaku wrote: »
    fill a pinata with semen and take it to a children's birthday party

    Oh wonderful.

    Wonderful    .

    Also filled with a mixture of pubic hair of many different colours.

    Thats just sick, don't these sperm banks have any sort of quality control?

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    CrazyhunCrazyhun Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    My kingdom for a SuperSoaker and access to the storage room.

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    CriticalCritical Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Who wants sauerkraut?

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    ZoltanisZoltanis Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    You can replace you glue with it to teach your children not to eat paste.

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    bongibongi regular
    edited July 2007
    well on the plus side if you ever want a short refreshing break from work you can now legitimately go and rub one out

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    SpongeCakeSpongeCake Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Zoltanis wrote: »
    You can replace you glue with it to teach your children not to eat paste.

    Wouldn't that in fact just teach them to eat semen?

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    BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    bongi wrote: »
    well on the plus side if you ever want a short refreshing break from work you can now legitimately go and rub one out

    Now thats looking on the bright side of things.

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    BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    SpongeCake wrote: »
    Zoltanis wrote: »
    You can replace you glue with it to teach your children not to eat paste.

    Wouldn't that in fact just teach them to eat semen?


    "I don't know why, but my boyfriend's dick tastes JUST like Elmer's glue."

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    mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    bongi wrote: »
    well on the plus side if you ever want a short refreshing break from work you can now legitimately go and rub one out

    all my current job is really missing are designated jerk-off breaks

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    CG FaggotryCG Faggotry BristolRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I've had to listen to brother's incessant and piss poor play-alongs on his cheap guitar of Trivium songs on youtube. I want to glass him. In the groin.

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    See guys.

    This is why Americans wear Canadian flags on their backpacks abroad. We're great.

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