Yeah, let's all make fun of Wiggin for not being a dick.
it's not our fault he has grossly misunderstood what the word "prank" means.
Senior pranks have changed, because the rules are fairly strict. No streaking, you're a sex offender. Can someone get hurt, including stubbed toes? There goes that.
Senior pranks are barely pranks half the time anyway.
Buy a bunch of parakeets and release them in the hallway right before the end of the period.
Spray paint a 70 yard long penis in pink spraypaint on the football field the day before graduation, on said football field.
We drew a giant donger on our football rivals field in Lime, so it burned the image into the field.
I want to make a poor man's Slip n Slide for senior prank.
Just a tarp and a ton of water.
how the fuck is that a senior prank?
that's a senior hey-dudes-lets-have-some-fun.
Frowned on by administration.
It's either that, or buy a shit-ton of fake flowers and a fake tree, go the baseball field, and replace the bases with a ton of flowers stuck in the ground, and plant the tree in the pitcher's mound. I don't have the money for that. Or a way to get all that shit there.
You could schedule two parties at the beach club on the same day, only one outside and one inside.
Yeah, let's all make fun of Wiggin for not being a dick.
it's not our fault he has grossly misunderstood what the word "prank" means.
Senior pranks have changed, because the rules are fairly strict. No streaking, you're a sex offender. Can someone get hurt, including stubbed toes? There goes that.
Senior pranks are barely pranks half the time anyway.
The meaning of the word changed? What? You're just too pussy to take a risk.
My friends and I took lye and ruined the football fields. Unfortunately we left a trail leading to a part of the parking lot that had a video camera. Luckily the guy who got nabbed didn't talk, cause 'snitches get stiches.' Now there'd be an amber alert and the school wouldn't be allowed to go through with commencement until someone came forward.
edit: Also we spelled our rival schools's name wrong.
hahaha, oh man, I was just thinking of this time where Norm MacDonald was talking about how he was going do a big prank at this college football game, and his terrible drunk idea was to throw a big tub of mustard on the field, because he had somehow determined that would leave a big mustard stain.
God I love Norm.
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edited July 2007
The best stunt we pulled in college with the huge water fountain in the center of campus. We mixed organic tracer dye (green) with a strong soap compound used in the labs and mixed this into the pump room the night before St. Patrick's Day. The whole center of campus was covered in green foam for a day or two, and we stained the sidewalks for at least the remaining 3 years I was there.
The best stunt we pulled in college with the huge water fountain in the center of campus. We mixed organic tracer dye (green) with a strong soap compound used in the labs and mixed this into the pump room the night before St. Patrick's Day. The whole center of campus was covered in green foam for a day or two, and we stained the sidewalks for at least the remaining 3 years I was there.
You didn't go to UM Rolla, did you?
Cause St. Pats is a big holiday, and there used to be a fountain there.
It's a "puk" now.
Some pranksters filled it with concrete one year.
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The best stunt we pulled in college with the huge water fountain in the center of campus. We mixed organic tracer dye (green) with a strong soap compound used in the labs and mixed this into the pump room the night before St. Patrick's Day. The whole center of campus was covered in green foam for a day or two, and we stained the sidewalks for at least the remaining 3 years I was there.
You didn't go to UM Rolla, did you?
Cause St. Pats is a big holiday, and there used to be a fountain there.
It's a "puk" now.
Some pranksters filled it with concrete one year.
No, I went to a catholic affiliated college near Philadelphia, which was chock full of Irish catholic hooligans. While I wasn't one of them genetically, they accepted me into their ranks of pranking hooligans who liked destroying property through foolish childhood endeavors.
Yeah, let's all make fun of Wiggin for not being a dick.
it's not our fault he has grossly misunderstood what the word "prank" means.
Senior pranks have changed, because the rules are fairly strict. No streaking, you're a sex offender. Can someone get hurt, including stubbed toes? There goes that.
Senior pranks are barely pranks half the time anyway.
Then you are Senior Pussies.
just a few senior pranks that happened while I was in high school in Missouri.
Let loose 2 greased up pigs in the school.
Let loose 4 chickens in the school.
Plastered over every single lock hole for all the entrances to the school, so no one was able to get in - not even the janitors.
Someone got some astroturf, a flag pole and a christmas tree and made a put-put course on the roof of the school.
And of course your mandatory spray painting of '04 everywhere from parkinglots to the sides of the building.
The best stunt we pulled in college with the huge water fountain in the center of campus. We mixed organic tracer dye (green) with a strong soap compound used in the labs and mixed this into the pump room the night before St. Patrick's Day. The whole center of campus was covered in green foam for a day or two, and we stained the sidewalks for at least the remaining 3 years I was there.
You didn't go to UM Rolla, did you?
Cause St. Pats is a big holiday, and there used to be a fountain there.
It's a "puk" now.
Some pranksters filled it with concrete one year.
dude fuck UM Rolla. That is like the most boring place ever. Next to truman state.
Yeah, let's all make fun of Wiggin for not being a dick.
it's not our fault he has grossly misunderstood what the word "prank" means.
Senior pranks have changed, because the rules are fairly strict. No streaking, you're a sex offender. Can someone get hurt, including stubbed toes? There goes that.
Senior pranks are barely pranks half the time anyway.
Then you are Senior Pussies.
jsut a few senior pranks that happened while I was in high school in Missouri.
Let loose 2 greased up pigs in the school.
Let loose 4 chickens in the school.
Plastered over every single lock hole for all the entrances to the school, so no one was able to get in - not even the gaintors.
Someone got some astrodurf, a flag pole and a christmas tree and made a put-put course on the roof of the school.
And of course your mandatory spray painting of '04 everywhere from parkinglots to the sides of the building.
I don't think you could have misspelled the word janitor any worse without actually attempting a whole new word. It took me like 2 minutes to figure out what you meant.
Yeah, let's all make fun of Wiggin for not being a dick.
it's not our fault he has grossly misunderstood what the word "prank" means.
Senior pranks have changed, because the rules are fairly strict. No streaking, you're a sex offender. Can someone get hurt, including stubbed toes? There goes that.
Senior pranks are barely pranks half the time anyway.
Then you are Senior Pussies.
jsut a few senior pranks that happened while I was in high school in Missouri.
Let loose 2 greased up pigs in the school.
Let loose 4 chickens in the school.
Plastered over every single lock hole for all the entrances to the school, so no one was able to get in - not even the gaintors.
Someone got some astrodurf, a flag pole and a christmas tree and made a put-put course on the roof of the school.
And of course your mandatory spray painting of '04 everywhere from parkinglots to the sides of the building.
I don't think you could have misspelled the word janitor any worse without actually attempting a whole new word. It took me like 2 minutes to figure out what you meant.
Yeah, let's all make fun of Wiggin for not being a dick.
it's not our fault he has grossly misunderstood what the word "prank" means.
Senior pranks have changed, because the rules are fairly strict. No streaking, you're a sex offender. Can someone get hurt, including stubbed toes? There goes that.
Senior pranks are barely pranks half the time anyway.
Then you are Senior Pussies.
jsut a few senior pranks that happened while I was in high school in Missouri.
Let loose 2 greased up pigs in the school.
Let loose 4 chickens in the school.
Plastered over every single lock hole for all the entrances to the school, so no one was able to get in - not even the gaintors.
Someone got some astrodurf, a flag pole and a christmas tree and made a put-put course on the roof of the school.
And of course your mandatory spray painting of '04 everywhere from parkinglots to the sides of the building.
I had a teacher with one of those roll-out mini putput things in her classroom.
We kept extending it until it got several meters down the hall.
We had to put it up because it was confusing the janitors.
The best stunt we pulled in college with the huge water fountain in the center of campus. We mixed organic tracer dye (green) with a strong soap compound used in the labs and mixed this into the pump room the night before St. Patrick's Day. The whole center of campus was covered in green foam for a day or two, and we stained the sidewalks for at least the remaining 3 years I was there.
You didn't go to UM Rolla, did you?
Cause St. Pats is a big holiday, and there used to be a fountain there.
It's a "puk" now.
Some pranksters filled it with concrete one year.
dude fuck UM Rolla. That is like the most boring place ever. Next to truman state.
my brother through a huge brick of ice at my face out of the blue.
we we're just walking home from school.
cut my lip open
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edited July 2007
One beautiful Fourth of July morning, little Tux and his sister ran out onto the front lawn to get the newspaper. Lo and behold, on the corner of every lawn on the street was a miniature American flag, sticking out jauntily from its wooden flagpole. How we coveted it! I leaned down to pick it up, and my sister snatched it away.
By 'snatched', I mean she pulled it straight up out of the ground.
By 'away', I mean she drove the end of it right into my eye.
The only thing that saved me was that the top of the flagpole was flat and not pointed. Nevertheless, I was scratched up badly enough that I thought I was going to be permanently damaged. Fortunately not.
Epilogue: Two days later we were in Las Vegas, and I was rolling around Circus Circus with huge sunglasses and a gauze eyepatch the size of my hand. It's not easy to 'rest your eyes' in a place like that.
PS: They don't seem to stick the flags on your lawn any more, for some strange reason.
When I was in preschool I attempted to lick a jungle gym in winter. I reasoned that as I enjoyed the metallic taste of my coat zipper, the metal must taste similar...I was not expecting the torture that would come in getting my tongue unattached from the pole.
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We drew a giant donger on our football rivals field in Lime, so it burned the image into the field.
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Damn scientologists.
Haha! My dad was a part of that!
Which wouldn't have been a big deal if it wasn't on the first anniversary of the Columbine shooting.
During rumors of a bomb threat.
My friends and I took lye and ruined the football fields. Unfortunately we left a trail leading to a part of the parking lot that had a video camera. Luckily the guy who got nabbed didn't talk, cause 'snitches get stiches.' Now there'd be an amber alert and the school wouldn't be allowed to go through with commencement until someone came forward.
edit: Also we spelled our rival schools's name wrong.
God I love Norm.
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hahahaha
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You didn't go to UM Rolla, did you?
Cause St. Pats is a big holiday, and there used to be a fountain there.
It's a "puk" now.
Some pranksters filled it with concrete one year.
No, I went to a catholic affiliated college near Philadelphia, which was chock full of Irish catholic hooligans. While I wasn't one of them genetically, they accepted me into their ranks of pranking hooligans who liked destroying property through foolish childhood endeavors.
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just a few senior pranks that happened while I was in high school in Missouri.
Let loose 2 greased up pigs in the school.
Let loose 4 chickens in the school.
Plastered over every single lock hole for all the entrances to the school, so no one was able to get in - not even the janitors.
Someone got some astroturf, a flag pole and a christmas tree and made a put-put course on the roof of the school.
And of course your mandatory spray painting of '04 everywhere from parkinglots to the sides of the building.
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dude fuck UM Rolla. That is like the most boring place ever. Next to truman state.
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I don't think you could have misspelled the word janitor any worse without actually attempting a whole new word. It took me like 2 minutes to figure out what you meant.
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hahahaha WHOOOPS!
also. astrodurf.
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I had a teacher with one of those roll-out mini putput things in her classroom.
We kept extending it until it got several meters down the hall.
We had to put it up because it was confusing the janitors.
Morons...IN SPACE!
Hey! We damn near got terrorized!
By POWDERED DONUTS!
also I'm going to go ahead and mention airsoft guns
which are dangerous
wear eye protection, kids!
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They cast a shadow like a sundial in the morning light. It was half past 10.
he had to get stitches and everything
>.>
yet i got in trouble for saying "Fuck you, you little asshole"
screw catholic school
Did you ask him why he threw them at his brother?
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Motherfucker.
Edit: What the fuck was I doing playing basketball? I must've looked like such a fucking prick.
it was from really far away, who knew I'd hit him?
Some idiot wandered over by home plate, and stood there. He was nailed in the side of the head by someone's follow through. Knocked the kid right out.
We were playing pirates.
Soccer ball, Baseball, Dodgeball, Football, Basketball, Hockey Puck.
Really, it's a miracle I've never had a broken nose.
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we we're just walking home from school.
cut my lip open
By 'snatched', I mean she pulled it straight up out of the ground.
By 'away', I mean she drove the end of it right into my eye.
The only thing that saved me was that the top of the flagpole was flat and not pointed. Nevertheless, I was scratched up badly enough that I thought I was going to be permanently damaged. Fortunately not.
Epilogue: Two days later we were in Las Vegas, and I was rolling around Circus Circus with huge sunglasses and a gauze eyepatch the size of my hand. It's not easy to 'rest your eyes' in a place like that.
PS: They don't seem to stick the flags on your lawn any more, for some strange reason.
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holy shit, what the fuck is wrong with me
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