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Michael Vick: NFL's Dog-killing Bomb

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited July 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    is a dog fight really that bad? the dogs don't die that much, and hot damn is that an exciting time

    it's like an unlicensed boxing match and the best parts of animal planet and the discovery channel all rolled into one

    didn't he like

    beat the dogs that lost
    MURDRED
    slamamed them on the concrete

    isn't that FUCKED UP

    you gotta show the other dogs what happens to a loser

    a losing dog ain't making anyone no money

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    Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    just as long as nobody from the Stillers does this shit

    Bussy wouldn't dog fight

    he's too noble

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    is a dog fight really that bad? the dogs don't die that much, and hot damn is that an exciting time

    it's like an unlicensed boxing match and the best parts of animal planet and the discovery channel all rolled into one

    didn't he like

    beat the dogs that lost

    Actually there is evidence that losing dogs were killed.

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    Ol' SparkyOl' Sparky Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    i know, totally

    he's black and rich, how could he possibly do anything wrong

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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited July 2007
    you can tell michael vick doesn't play for the broncos because he didn't die in the offseason

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    As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    is a dog fight really that bad? the dogs don't die that much, and hot damn is that an exciting time

    it's like an unlicensed boxing match and the best parts of animal planet and the discovery channel all rolled into one

    They kill the dogs that don't turn into vicious killing machines.

    And then they torture the ones that do.

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2007
    So celery and WaM are drunk. Why don't they fuck instead of making bad threads?

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    The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    As a franchise player in a major sport like the NFL, I think Vick should be held to a different standard, i.e. given a light slap on the wrist.
    Word.

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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited July 2007
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    Ol' SparkyOl' Sparky Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    they aren't human, dru

    they're dogs

    activist dogs

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Butters wrote: »
    Actually there is evidence that losing dogs were killed.
    I'm laughing way too hard at this.

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    The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Butters wrote: »
    Not that this is threadworthy but that shit is extremely fucked up. Luckily the whole "let's see how the legal procedure plays out" attitude the NFL typically takes are less likely now that he's going to face another indictment.
    Fuck you, you self-hating racist

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited July 2007
    i mean, is it really a big deal

    dogs are a renewable resource

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    the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Druhim wrote: »
    So celery and WaM are drunk. Why don't they fuck instead of making bad threads?

    what's the number one reason for a drunk guy not having sex when there's a female available

    the wook on
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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    A BOMB

    OF DOG KILLING

    BONES AND CHEW TOYS EVERYWHERE

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    Ol' SparkyOl' Sparky Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    i mean, is it really a big deal

    dogs are a renewable resource

    like oil

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    DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2007
    because celery77 has to hate himself for being white for just a bit longer, dru
    Do you flip a coin when you're responding to cel's posts? Tails mention his awareness of racial issues, heads go with snitching? I thought you knew your shit with the whole Cronyx thing, but man.

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    As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Druhim wrote: »
    So celery and WaM are drunk. Why don't they fuck instead of making bad threads?

    That's actually a good question.

    I heard there was more to it than him just fighting dogs.

    He had a whole breading program which was basically twisted sort of elimination match...a dead pool, if you will.

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    Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    i mean, is it really a big deal

    dogs are a renewable resource

    so are people, technically

    why can't we have people fights

    hafta be little kids though

    they're weak and can't really hurt eachother, so it'd just be a slapfest and it'd be pretty amusing

    and whoever lost didn't get dessert

    he'd fuckin learn

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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited July 2007
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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited July 2007
    Ol' Sparky wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    i mean, is it really a big deal

    dogs are a renewable resource

    like oil

    or soybeans

    lets get mad about the poor exploited soybeans

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    Ol' SparkyOl' Sparky Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    OR

    we could slam their heads on the concrete

    fuck yeah

    show those loser kids

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    CriticalCritical Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
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    Ol' SparkyOl' Sparky Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    and those fucking soybeans

    fuck them man

    what have they ever done for us

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    the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Arsenic7 wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    So celery and WaM are drunk. Why don't they fuck instead of making bad threads?

    That's actually a good question.

    I heard there was more to it than him just fighting dogs.

    He had a whole breading program which was basically twisted sort of elimination match...a dead pool, if you will.

    dogs are more likely to bite other dogs when they're covered in delicious breading

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    laughingfuzzballlaughingfuzzball Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Fucking vegans.

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    World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Arsenic7 wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    So celery and WaM are drunk. Why don't they fuck instead of making bad threads?

    That's actually a good question.
    why are you turning on us now

    you seemed so nice in person

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    Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    how do you even get milk out of soy beans

    do they have teats

    soy teats

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited July 2007
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    i mean, is it really a big deal

    dogs are a renewable resource

    so are people, technically

    why can't we have people fights

    hafta be little kids though

    they're weak and can't really hurt eachother, so it'd just be a slapfest and it'd be pretty amusing

    and whoever lost didn't get dessert

    he'd fuckin learn

    man, we have hella people fights all over the place

    i read about some people who got in trouble because they were basically running an underground fighting circuit for like 6 year olds

    why can't we get this shit on cable like the ufc

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    Ol' SparkyOl' Sparky Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    exactly

    we just don't know sara

    thats why we have to destroy them

    all of them

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    Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    fuckin soy beans

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    Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    i mean, is it really a big deal

    dogs are a renewable resource

    so are people, technically

    why can't we have people fights

    hafta be little kids though

    they're weak and can't really hurt eachother, so it'd just be a slapfest and it'd be pretty amusing

    and whoever lost didn't get dessert

    he'd fuckin learn

    man, we have hella people fights all over the place

    i read about some people who got in trouble because they were basically running an underground fighting circuit for like 6 year olds

    why can't we get this shit on cable like the ufc

    I want to be horrified but I can't help but think how fucking hysterical that would be.

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    World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    fuckin soy beans

    that's what i'm talking about

    fucking soy baens I JUST GOT A WET WILLHY OVER THIS

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2007
    the wook wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    So celery and WaM are drunk. Why don't they fuck instead of making bad threads?

    what's the number one reason for a drunk guy not having sex when there's a female available
    whiskey dick!

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    FedoraFedora Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Knob, I like where your head is at right now, go with it.

    These are all good ideas.

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    One thing is for sure: Once Nike dumps his ass, that'll be the end of Vick.

    Butters on
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    DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2007
    Air_Gus.jpg

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    Ol' SparkyOl' Sparky Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    your dog is kind of ugly

    in a cute way

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    how do you even get milk out of soy beans

    do they have teats

    soy teats

    Well Sara, Soymilk is made by carefully grinding whole soy beans in filtered water, and the okara (mostly insoluble fiber) is removed while keeping the heart-healthy soy protein and other soy benefits. Then you mix in just the right amounts of filtered water, natural sweeteners, vitamins, minerals and necessary ingredients to provide that great SOYMILK taste.

    WE DO NOT LET THE BLACKS AND THEIR DESPICABLE HATRED OF DOGS ANYWHERE NEAR THIS DELICIOUS SOYMILK

    WE USE SENSORS

    AND LASERS

    ALSO: WOLVES

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    CriticalCritical Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Butters wrote: »
    One thing is for sure: Once Nike dumps his ass, that'll be the end of Vick.

    The Michael Vick Experience: Getting stoned and playing Madden.

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