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The stupidest ballsack games thread

ZeroFillZeroFill Registered User regular
From wikipedia:
In MGS 4, players will also utilize a new form of camouflage called "Octocamo", which replaces the camouflage system featured in Metal Gear Solid 3. Grey-black when disabled, the Octocamo suit allows the wearer to blend in with any surface in the manner of an octopus.

Snake will also be partnered with a robotic drone, which allows communication between characters, serving as a substitute to the CODEC radio system from previous games. It also appears capable of engaging enemies.

So... no more codec. That seems kind of strange, I don't think that you'll be left without a method of communication without that little drone

The camo sounds awesome though, not having to dick around with camouflage menus just because you're standing in grass now now just crouching in it is awesome.

also:

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  • TankHammerTankHammer Extreme Ghostbuster Registered User regular
    !
    *zeeeeet!*

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  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS
  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    metal... gear?!

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  • ZoltanisZoltanis Registered User
    Euro Extreme the Fury is powered by Satan. I have concluded to give up tranqing him and just knife his ass. I'd like to just shoot a hole in his helmet and have him suffocate to death from non-fury saturated air though.

  • TubeTube Administrator, ClubPA, SolidSaints Tube admin
    Here's what you do

    mosin nagant

    get far away from him

    pop him

    reload

    and again

    til he falls down

    boom, half his health is gone

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  • DranoDrano __BANNED USERS
    octopus?
    so you shit a cloud of ink?

  • ZoltanisZoltanis Registered User
    Here's what you do

    mosin nagant

    get far away from him

    pop him

    reload

    and again

    til he falls down

    boom, half his health is gone

    O rly? I was just popping one shot then running like a sissy. I shall put your advice into action, good sir.

  • DranoDrano __BANNED USERS
    my roommates an asshole he'd just tackle every guard and run away and get past where I was in half the time.

  • TubeTube Administrator, ClubPA, SolidSaints Tube admin
    Zoltanis wrote: »
    Here's what you do

    mosin nagant

    get far away from him

    pop him

    reload

    and again

    til he falls down

    boom, half his health is gone

    O rly? I was just popping one shot then running like a sissy. I shall put your advice into action, good sir.

    so was I, that's why I was getting fisted. You have to be quick though.

    Here's the thing, they didn't upgrade his view distance to euro extreme levels. he can't see very far ahead. you have to hit him with the second shot before he fires though.

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  • ZoltanisZoltanis Registered User
    Drano wrote: »
    octopus?
    so you shit a cloud of ink?

    Ink is the last resort. You change colors all awesome like. Actually, recent studies have shown Cuttlefish (related to octopuses) to be highly intelligent, and have crazy color change abilities. Theres a good PBS thing on them you can check out, it's pretty cool stuff: http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/camo/change.html#ch01
    The second video down has the really cool hypnosis thing they do.

  • PhonehandPhonehand Registered User regular
    Zoltanis wrote: »
    Here's what you do

    mosin nagant

    get far away from him

    pop him

    reload

    and again

    til he falls down

    boom, half his health is gone

    O rly? I was just popping one shot then running like a sissy. I shall put your advice into action, good sir.

    so was I, that's why I was getting fisted. You have to be quick though.

    Here's the thing, they didn't upgrade his view distance to euro extreme levels. he can't see very far ahead. you have to hit him with the second shot before he fires though.
    Is this the first boss because I have been stuck there for months

    My friend told me about this method, I just never got around to it

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  • AshcroftAshcroft Gimme dem Yens Registered User regular
    No, Ocelot is the first boss.

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  • PhonehandPhonehand Registered User regular
    oh I thought we were talking about portable ops in here wops

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  • ZoltanisZoltanis Registered User
    Yeah, The Fury is about 3/4 into the game. Ocelot is all about ducking and popping up, and shooting behives. Make sure you use some bugspray if he shoots a hive too.

    Edit: Oh, wrong game. I really want PO after the last few pages of the last thread.

  • AshcroftAshcroft Gimme dem Yens Registered User regular
    The first boss in Portable Ops is actually really easy once you know the trick. The trick, is not to hide. Shoot him with an either the tranq gun or AK-47 or some other automatic weapon, whilst circling him by holding the fire button down and the analogue nub to the left or right. This keeps you locked you on to him if you get the range correct, and his shots mostly miss, because you never stop moving.

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  • MakershotMakershot that one guy you met that one time SeattleRegistered User regular
    Man, Link is fucked.

    Makershot wrote: »
    GUESS WHAT GUYS I HAD SEEEEEEXXXX LAST NIGHT
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  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User
    There is nothing more for me to give you. All that's left for you to take is my life, by your own hand. One must die and one must live. No victory, no defeat. The survivor will carry on the fight. It is our destiny. The one who survives will inherit the title of Boss. And the one who inherits the title of Boss will face an existence of endless battle.

    I'll give you 10 minutes. In 10 minutes, MiGs will come and bomb the hell out of this place. If you can beat me in less than 10 minutes, you'll be able to escape in time.

    Let's make this the greatest 10 minutes of our lives, Jack.

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  • ZoltanisZoltanis Registered User
    Oh man, Metal Gear and nachos! This afternoon is gonna rock so hard, all of 80's hair metal couldn't stand against it.

  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY EVERY DAYRegistered User regular
    Redeemer wrote: »
    There is nothing more for me to give you. All that's left for you to take is my life, by your own hand. One must die and one must live. No victory, no defeat. The survivor will carry on the fight. It is our destiny. The one who survives will inherit the title of Boss. And the one who inherits the title of Boss will face an existence of endless battle.

    I'll give you 10 minutes. In 10 minutes, MiGs will come and bomb the hell out of this place. If you can beat me in less than 10 minutes, you'll be able to escape in time.

    Let's make this the greatest 10 minutes of our lives, Jack.

    man that whole thing was

    \m/ x 1,000,000

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  • FabricateFabricate __BANNED USERS
    Zoltanis wrote: »
    Drano wrote: »
    octopus?
    so you shit a cloud of ink?

    Ink is the last resort. You change colors all awesome like. Actually, recent studies have shown Cuttlefish (related to octopuses) to be highly intelligent, and have crazy color change abilities. Theres a good PBS thing on them you can check out, it's pretty cool stuff: http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/camo/change.html#ch01
    The second video down has the really cool hypnosis thing they do.

    Holy Cthulhu.

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    Spoiler:
  • AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    They never made a version of 2 for GC, did they? My brother jacked my PS2 years ago.

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  • ZoolanderZoolander Registered User
    wow these games suck

  • TubeTube Administrator, ClubPA, SolidSaints Tube admin
    Zoolander wrote: »
    wow these games suck

    try harder, D- for effort. you'll never pass trolling school with grades like these.

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  • ZoolanderZoolander Registered User
    im too happy to troll properly

  • TankHammerTankHammer Extreme Ghostbuster Registered User regular
    Fabricate wrote: »
    Zoltanis wrote: »
    Drano wrote: »
    octopus?
    so you shit a cloud of ink?

    Ink is the last resort. You change colors all awesome like. Actually, recent studies have shown Cuttlefish (related to octopuses) to be highly intelligent, and have crazy color change abilities. Theres a good PBS thing on them you can check out, it's pretty cool stuff: http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/camo/change.html#ch01
    The second video down has the really cool hypnosis thing they do.

    Holy Cthulhu.

    Cuttlefish are awesome.

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  • AshcroftAshcroft Gimme dem Yens Registered User regular
    I still need to beat Metal Gear, Metal Gear 2, Snake's Revenge, AC!D, AC!D 2, and Ghost Babel.

    I should really get on that.

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  • TubeTube Administrator, ClubPA, SolidSaints Tube admin
    so the last part before the sewers is basically impossible

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  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User
    Eh, you can cull a lot of Metal Gear Solid 2's plot from having some form of drug overdose

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  • ZephyrZephyr Registered User
    so in PO
    Spoiler:

    rage.

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  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User
    I just couldn't get into Portable Ops

    I don't know why

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  • Sara LynnSara Lynn Registered User regular
    Metal Gear is one of those games I've never played but always wanted to, even though I'd be REALLY REALLY bad at it.

  • ZephyrZephyr Registered User
    it's the first MGS game i've played

    i sort of regretted buying it at first but now i sort of like it

    NOW I NEED TO FIND THIS GOD DAMN TANK THINGY

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  • AshcroftAshcroft Gimme dem Yens Registered User regular
    Zephyr wrote: »
    it's the first MGS game i've played

    i sort of regretted buying it at first but now i sort of like it

    NOW I NEED TO FIND THIS GOD DAMN TANK THINGY

    Err, look for the big X on your map?

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  • ZephyrZephyr Registered User
    there are 2 big x's

    both have led me to communicator thingies (i think? they're big computers with red lines going up them)

    and when i walk into them nothing happens.

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  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    Zephyr, fist Otacon

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  • WiseguyWiseguy __BANNED USERS
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    Metal Gear is one of those games I've never played but always wanted to, even though I'd be REALLY REALLY bad at it.

    eh, it's not too bad

    unless you're one to get easily nervous while playing games and such

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  • AshcroftAshcroft Gimme dem Yens Registered User regular
    Zephyr wrote: »
    there are 2 big x's

    both have led me to communicator thingies (i think? they're big computers with red lines going up them)

    and when i walk into them nothing happens.

    You're probably supposed to bomb them. Ask Roy.

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  • ZephyrZephyr Registered User
    ROY TELLS ME SHIT.

    fuck i'll blow everything up and see what happens.

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  • Sara LynnSara Lynn Registered User regular
    Wiseguy wrote: »
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    Metal Gear is one of those games I've never played but always wanted to, even though I'd be REALLY REALLY bad at it.

    eh, it's not too bad

    unless you're one to get easily nervous while playing games and such

    I'm nervous doing everything

    so

  • ZephyrZephyr Registered User
    hey it worked.

    NO THANKS TO ROY.

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