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  • DaricDaric Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Wait, why do you need an ID with..what?

    Because at work, I told them I'm 17. This means that when I'm closing I get to leave at 11:30 and not 1:30 or 2 am. You see, when I'm in college, they still make the people leave that late, which doesn't give me time to do my homework. I'm not going to fail out of college for 7.75 an hour.

    They wanted to see my driver's license yesterday but I didn't have it on me.

    My birthday is 2/09/89 but I told them it was 9/02/89.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    that's retarded

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  • DaricDaric Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I am aware.

    However, I'll be getting a job on campus within the next couple of weeks so hopefully I can get away with it long enough to not get in any real trouble.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    is photobucket being retarded for anyone else?

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  • DaricDaric Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I can't get a ticket for that can I?

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  • TrexyTrexy Registered User
    edited August 2007
    You could just tell then that you have schoolwork to do and can't work until 2 am.

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  • DaricDaric Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I have (I was in summer school) and their exact words were "Too bad, you're in college now. This is the real world. You're going to have to learn to deal with it."

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  • TrexyTrexy Registered User
    edited August 2007
    ...
    Did he graduate from college?

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    kick him in both shins and leave

    assholes

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Goddamnit. My work schedule got changed yesterday, so I was going to work 10am-6pm. Instead, I got called at 9:30 and asked if I could work 2:15pm - 11:15pm.

    I was going to go see the Bourne Ultimatum later tonight.

    Goddamnit.

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    I would dunk it so hard my parents would love each other again
  • Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I drove down to San Diego on a spur of the monent last night to see some friends who are here for a few days. i am currently sitting in their hotel room enjoying havin gboth internat AND tv. In a few minutes, I'm going to leave to pick up a third friend from the airport, and we're going to hang out before I have to drive home and not see her for a year. On my way home I'm going to stop by the Saleen store and oggle expensive cars.

    This was a good idea on my part.

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  • EndomaticEndomatic Registered User
    edited August 2007
    Daric wrote: »
    I can't get a ticket for that can I?

    A ticket as in the kind a cop might give you? No.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
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  • JordynJordyn Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    ya know what I don't like is getting an e-mail from "Colon Cleanse."

    I can handle my e-mail asking me if I want a bigger penis or a harder penis or a longer erection or if I want to ejaculate more or ejaculate further or just come like a firehose in a woman's vagina to the point that it nearly takes her head off and leaves me dehydrated for a week, but please e-mail don't ask me about cleansing my colon.

    It's just gonna get dirty again.

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  • 150cc150cc Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    jordyn you dirty wench

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  • The GeekThe Geek Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    I think I may play some Shining Force and then some Crackdown.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    it's very fun to kick people in the face off buildings

    i want to purchase it

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    Jordyn wrote: »
    ya know what I don't like is getting an e-mail from "Colon Cleanse."

    I can handle my e-mail asking me if I want a bigger penis or a harder penis or a longer erection or if I want to ejaculate more or ejaculate further or just come like a firehose in a woman's vagina to the point that it nearly takes her head off and leaves me dehydrated for a week, but please e-mail don't ask me about cleansing my colon.

    It's just gonna get dirty again.

    i love the ones that are like 'drown her in a sea of semen'

    personally, i'd feel kind of guilty if that happened

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  • TrillianTrillian Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Faricazy wrote: »
    it's very fun to kick people in the face off buildings

    i want to purchase it

    I own it, and I must says, while kicking people in the face is fun, stapling them to a moving vehicle with a harpoon gun is infinitely more entertaining.

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  • WrenWren Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Jordyn wrote: »
    ya know what I don't like is getting an e-mail from "Colon Cleanse."

    I can handle my e-mail asking me if I want a bigger penis or a harder penis or a longer erection or if I want to ejaculate more or ejaculate further or just come like a firehose in a woman's vagina to the point that it nearly takes her head off and leaves me dehydrated for a week, but please e-mail don't ask me about cleansing my colon.

    It's just gonna get dirty again.

    i love the ones that are like 'drown her in a sea of semen'

    personally, i'd feel kind of guilty if that happened

    I once saw this japanese comic where that happens

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  • redimpulseredimpulse Registered User
    edited August 2007
    This weekend has rocked so hard. Good god.

    Friday, we went downtown. Started off at the Hard Rock Cafe which is pretty tasty but also expensive. Then we hit Coyote Ugly for a couple drinks and I watched this hot ass chick dancing around on the bar. Good times. Then it was off to our regular where we played pool and drank till close. Only thing that kinda sucks is we bought drinks for these girls we were digging on and they gave them away. Bitches.

    Yesterday, my friend the Jew took me out for pizza, more beer and pool because I'd been watching his house while he was out of state for work. Then my stepdad calls me: PARTY. My little brother's moving up to Seattle Wednesday, so we had a big ass party for him. Beer pong, kegs, food, girls, everything. So much fucking fun. I have a lot of carpet to shampoo today.

    Then tonight we have the Hall of Fame game, so we're gonna grill up and have yet another party. I don't know how I'm going to make it to work tomorrow.

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  • JordynJordyn Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Jordyn wrote: »
    ya know what I don't like is getting an e-mail from "Colon Cleanse."

    I can handle my e-mail asking me if I want a bigger penis or a harder penis or a longer erection or if I want to ejaculate more or ejaculate further or just come like a firehose in a woman's vagina to the point that it nearly takes her head off and leaves me dehydrated for a week, but please e-mail don't ask me about cleansing my colon.

    It's just gonna get dirty again.

    i love the ones that are like 'drown her in a sea of semen'

    personally, i'd feel kind of guilty if that happened

    I've never understood the emphasis on the amount of semen. I have a hard time imagining how many post-coital discussions are along the lines of "That's it? That's it? That's all the splooge you can muster? This isn't even a cupful!"

    And the guy says, "my entire ballsack doesn't fill a cup!"

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  • StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User
    edited August 2007
    I've never heard a guy say "I wish I could blow harder and with more volume."

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  • tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    i think im gonna steam an artichoke tonight

    tugga on
  • JordynJordyn Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    "I want the force of my orgasm to knock us against opposing walls."

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Good page topper.

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  • JordynJordyn Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    "When she's on top, I want my orgasm to send her flying like a rocket I made in 3rd grade science class."

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    ahahahahaha

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    "I want to blow like Old Faithful, including the regularity and sheer volume of fluids."

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Wren wrote: »
    Jordyn wrote: »
    ya know what I don't like is getting an e-mail from "Colon Cleanse."

    I can handle my e-mail asking me if I want a bigger penis or a harder penis or a longer erection or if I want to ejaculate more or ejaculate further or just come like a firehose in a woman's vagina to the point that it nearly takes her head off and leaves me dehydrated for a week, but please e-mail don't ask me about cleansing my colon.

    It's just gonna get dirty again.

    i love the ones that are like 'drown her in a sea of semen'

    personally, i'd feel kind of guilty if that happened

    I once saw this japanese comic where that happens

    I can direct you to several websites

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    Skayel wrote:
    One time, I had a friend over to play a bit of Red Alert on my LAN. During the game he said he needed to go to the bathroom, so we paused it. After about 10 minutes of wondering where the hell he went, I get up and go to check on him.

    Turns out he was trying to screw my dog.
    Once I was taking a poop at a restaurant and a kid crept underneath the door into my stall. I let out a big fart and then he threw up all over the floor in front of me and I just stared at him.
  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    also this one video on youporn with a bukakke machine and seriously what the fuck japan

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    Skayel wrote:
    One time, I had a friend over to play a bit of Red Alert on my LAN. During the game he said he needed to go to the bathroom, so we paused it. After about 10 minutes of wondering where the hell he went, I get up and go to check on him.

    Turns out he was trying to screw my dog.
    Once I was taking a poop at a restaurant and a kid crept underneath the door into my stall. I let out a big fart and then he threw up all over the floor in front of me and I just stared at him.
  • JordynJordyn Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I want to come so hard, he needs surgery to repair an intestinal rip.


    ...I mean

    she needs surgery.


    she...

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  • TxdoHawkTxdoHawk Registered User
    edited August 2007
    Getting stuck behind redneck campers in giant RV's going 5 miles an hour, being late to work because of it, and then having to deal with their dumb questions and five-dollar purchases all day...is not so awesome. But I have the rest of the day off and a big bowl of Kraft mac and cheese spirals, so the day can only get better from here.

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  • StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User
    edited August 2007
    I'm hungry

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  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS
    edited August 2007
    I saw a used, blood soaked menstrual pad lying around in a changing cubicle at the lake today.

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  • StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User
    edited August 2007
    eewww

    I'm making fries

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  • JordynJordyn Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    ugh

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  • yourclothesyourclothes __BANNED USERS
    edited August 2007
    i would have thrown it at somebody

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  • yourclothesyourclothes __BANNED USERS
    edited August 2007
    *splat*

    haha it's stickin to you dogg

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  • JordynJordyn Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    padarang.

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