So what's up this fine weekend?

Daric

The Far Side wrote: »

Wait, why do you need an ID with..what?

Because at work, I told them I'm 17. This means that when I'm closing I get to leave at 11:30 and not 1:30 or 2 am. You see, when I'm in college, they still make the people leave that late, which doesn't give me time to do my homework. I'm not going to fail out of college for 7.75 an hour.

They wanted to see my driver's license yesterday but I didn't have it on me.

My birthday is 2/09/89 but I told them it was 9/02/89.

Faricazy

that's retarded

Daric

I am aware.

However, I'll be getting a job on campus within the next couple of weeks so hopefully I can get away with it long enough to not get in any real trouble.

Faricazy

is photobucket being retarded for anyone else?

Daric

I can't get a ticket for that can I?

Trexy

You could just tell then that you have schoolwork to do and can't work until 2 am.

Daric

I have (I was in summer school) and their exact words were "Too bad, you're in college now. This is the real world. You're going to have to learn to deal with it."

Trexy

...
Did he graduate from college?

Faricazy

kick him in both shins and leave

assholes

Volucrisus Aedrius

Goddamnit. My work schedule got changed yesterday, so I was going to work 10am-6pm. Instead, I got called at 9:30 and asked if I could work 2:15pm - 11:15pm.

I was going to go see the Bourne Ultimatum later tonight.

Goddamnit.

Wrench N Rockets

I drove down to San Diego on a spur of the monent last night to see some friends who are here for a few days. i am currently sitting in their hotel room enjoying havin gboth internat AND tv. In a few minutes, I'm going to leave to pick up a third friend from the airport, and we're going to hang out before I have to drive home and not see her for a year. On my way home I'm going to stop by the Saleen store and oggle expensive cars.

This was a good idea on my part.

Endomatic

Daric wrote: »

I can't get a ticket for that can I?

A ticket as in the kind a cop might give you? No.

Faricazy

A Gentlemens Duel

Jordyn

ya know what I don't like is getting an e-mail from "Colon Cleanse."

I can handle my e-mail asking me if I want a bigger penis or a harder penis or a longer erection or if I want to ejaculate more or ejaculate further or just come like a firehose in a woman's vagina to the point that it nearly takes her head off and leaves me dehydrated for a week, but please e-mail don't ask me about cleansing my colon.

It's just gonna get dirty again.

150cc

jordyn you dirty wench

The Geek

I think I may play some Shining Force and then some Crackdown.

Faricazy

it's very fun to kick people in the face off buildings

i want to purchase it

Orikaeshigitae

Jordyn wrote: »

ya know what I don't like is getting an e-mail from "Colon Cleanse."

I can handle my e-mail asking me if I want a bigger penis or a harder penis or a longer erection or if I want to ejaculate more or ejaculate further or just come like a firehose in a woman's vagina to the point that it nearly takes her head off and leaves me dehydrated for a week, but please e-mail don't ask me about cleansing my colon.

It's just gonna get dirty again.

i love the ones that are like 'drown her in a sea of semen'

personally, i'd feel kind of guilty if that happened

Trillian

Faricazy wrote: »

it's very fun to kick people in the face off buildings

i want to purchase it

I own it, and I must says, while kicking people in the face is fun, stapling them to a moving vehicle with a harpoon gun is infinitely more entertaining.

Wren

Orikaeshigitae wrote: »

Jordyn wrote: »

ya know what I don't like is getting an e-mail from "Colon Cleanse."

I can handle my e-mail asking me if I want a bigger penis or a harder penis or a longer erection or if I want to ejaculate more or ejaculate further or just come like a firehose in a woman's vagina to the point that it nearly takes her head off and leaves me dehydrated for a week, but please e-mail don't ask me about cleansing my colon.

It's just gonna get dirty again.

i love the ones that are like 'drown her in a sea of semen'

personally, i'd feel kind of guilty if that happened

I once saw this japanese comic where that happens

redimpulse

This weekend has rocked so hard. Good god.

Friday, we went downtown. Started off at the Hard Rock Cafe which is pretty tasty but also expensive. Then we hit Coyote Ugly for a couple drinks and I watched this hot ass chick dancing around on the bar. Good times. Then it was off to our regular where we played pool and drank till close. Only thing that kinda sucks is we bought drinks for these girls we were digging on and they gave them away. Bitches.

Yesterday, my friend the Jew took me out for pizza, more beer and pool because I'd been watching his house while he was out of state for work. Then my stepdad calls me: PARTY. My little brother's moving up to Seattle Wednesday, so we had a big ass party for him. Beer pong, kegs, food, girls, everything. So much fucking fun. I have a lot of carpet to shampoo today.

Then tonight we have the Hall of Fame game, so we're gonna grill up and have yet another party. I don't know how I'm going to make it to work tomorrow.

Jordyn

Orikaeshigitae wrote: »

Jordyn wrote: »

ya know what I don't like is getting an e-mail from "Colon Cleanse."

I can handle my e-mail asking me if I want a bigger penis or a harder penis or a longer erection or if I want to ejaculate more or ejaculate further or just come like a firehose in a woman's vagina to the point that it nearly takes her head off and leaves me dehydrated for a week, but please e-mail don't ask me about cleansing my colon.

It's just gonna get dirty again.

i love the ones that are like 'drown her in a sea of semen'

personally, i'd feel kind of guilty if that happened

I've never understood the emphasis on the amount of semen. I have a hard time imagining how many post-coital discussions are along the lines of "That's it? That's it? That's all the splooge you can muster? This isn't even a cupful!"

And the guy says, "my entire ballsack doesn't fill a cup!"

Staleghoti

I've never heard a guy say "I wish I could blow harder and with more volume."

tugga

i think im gonna steam an artichoke tonight

Jordyn

"I want the force of my orgasm to knock us against opposing walls."

ChicoBlue

Good page topper.

Jordyn

"When she's on top, I want my orgasm to send her flying like a rocket I made in 3rd grade science class."

Abracadaniel

ahahahahaha

Orikaeshigitae

"I want to blow like Old Faithful, including the regularity and sheer volume of fluids."

PiptheFair

Wren wrote: »

Orikaeshigitae wrote: »

Jordyn wrote: »

ya know what I don't like is getting an e-mail from "Colon Cleanse."

I can handle my e-mail asking me if I want a bigger penis or a harder penis or a longer erection or if I want to ejaculate more or ejaculate further or just come like a firehose in a woman's vagina to the point that it nearly takes her head off and leaves me dehydrated for a week, but please e-mail don't ask me about cleansing my colon.

It's just gonna get dirty again.

i love the ones that are like 'drown her in a sea of semen'

personally, i'd feel kind of guilty if that happened

I once saw this japanese comic where that happens

I can direct you to several websites

PiptheFair

also this one video on youporn with a bukakke machine and seriously what the fuck japan

Jordyn

I want to come so hard, he needs surgery to repair an intestinal rip.


...I mean

she needs surgery.


she...

TxdoHawk

Getting stuck behind redneck campers in giant RV's going 5 miles an hour, being late to work because of it, and then having to deal with their dumb questions and five-dollar purchases all day...is not so awesome. But I have the rest of the day off and a big bowl of Kraft mac and cheese spirals, so the day can only get better from here.

Staleghoti

I'm hungry

PotU

I saw a used, blood soaked menstrual pad lying around in a changing cubicle at the lake today.

Staleghoti

eewww

I'm making fries

Jordyn

ugh

yourclothes

i would have thrown it at somebody

yourclothes

*splat*

haha it's stickin to you dogg

Jordyn

padarang.