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    yalborapyalborap Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Gim wrote: »
    When a DEFCON staffer spoke to Madigan posing as regular attendee, Madigan commented that people in Kansas (reference to middle America) would be very interested in what was “really” going on in DEFCON.

    Kansas is the media codeword for "reactionary, undereducated bumpkins we want to mislead terribly". It's a decent codeword.

    The best part is that NOBODY, not even the feds in attendance, agreed with her. Defcon woriks because of detante, and she almost fucked that up.

    Detante?

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    DiscGraceDiscGrace Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Richy wrote: »
    DiscGrace wrote: »
    ITT, Richy has to sit all by himself at a lunch table.
    :(

    Can I at least have some of that pumpkin chocolate chip bread over here?

    EWWW, he's talking to me! Cooties!!!

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    RichyRichy Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    yalborap wrote: »
    Gim wrote: »
    When a DEFCON staffer spoke to Madigan posing as regular attendee, Madigan commented that people in Kansas (reference to middle America) would be very interested in what was “really” going on in DEFCON.
    Kansas is the media codeword for "reactionary, undereducated bumpkins we want to mislead terribly". It's a decent codeword.

    The best part is that NOBODY, not even the feds in attendance, agreed with her. Defcon woriks because of detante, and she almost fucked that up.

    Detante?
    It's French for "relax", and AngelHedgie for "I'm a pretentious poster who uses French words randomly to look cool and sophisticated".

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    japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    yalborap wrote: »
    Detante?

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Detente

    Basically, people who don't get along temporarily agreeing to a cessation of hostility. In DefCon's case, it works because the feds agree that they won't try and bust people, and the hackers agree not to give the feds a hard time. If people start getting away with hidden recording equipment, the "gentleman's agreement" that the Con depends on is fucked.

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    AbsoluteZeroAbsoluteZero The new film by Quentin Koopantino Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Richy's a bloo-blooing all over the place.
    A bloo blooing? If you're going to make up words then make up good ones.

    It's been used for a while, you monkey.

    Worst meme ever.

    Worse than that goddamned kelet.

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    Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Wow, the sunset is amazing. It's all red streaks and dark clouds.

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    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
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    GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Worst meme ever.

    Worse than that goddamned kelet.

    orlyowldm9.jpg

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    VishNubVishNub Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Venison is a very odd looking/smelling meat. Picture some sort of cross between tuna and steak.

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    AngelHedgieAngelHedgie Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    yalborap wrote: »
    Gim wrote: »
    When a DEFCON staffer spoke to Madigan posing as regular attendee, Madigan commented that people in Kansas (reference to middle America) would be very interested in what was “really” going on in DEFCON.

    Kansas is the media codeword for "reactionary, undereducated bumpkins we want to mislead terribly". It's a decent codeword.

    The best part is that NOBODY, not even the feds in attendance, agreed with her. Defcon works because of detante, and she almost fucked that up.

    Detante?

    ITT: We all learn I can't spell to save my life. I meant detente.

    Defcon works because everyone agrees that what happens at Defcon, stays at Defcon. (Must be why it's in Vegas.) The result is that you get the scene of a university professor, a hacker, and a fed walk into a bar...

    Ahem. Moving on.

    Anyways, the press is welcome, but Defcon asks that they must identify themselves as the press. If they're unwilling to do so, then they are asked to leave. This idiot thought that she could get away with this, refusing press credentials four (yes, FOUR) times. Now seeing that this is Defcon, they're going to play with their prey before going in for the kill. So instead of just booking her out, they outed her. Publically.

    Anyways, you should all watch the video. The best part is when the reporter, in tears fleeing to her car, hounded by impromptu geek-paparazzi, says "They're taking pictures of me and I don't like it."

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    CorvusCorvus . VancouverRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Richy's a bloo-blooing all over the place.
    A bloo blooing? If you're going to make up words then make up good ones.

    It's been used for a while, you monkey.

    Worst meme ever.

    Worse than that goddamned kelet.

    What was that thing all about anyways? I remember it being all over the place, but not where it came from.

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    thundercakethundercake Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    damn it Fire Emblem

    Second boss to give me shit because of lousy terrain.

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    El, which FE are you playing, anyway?

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    AbsoluteZeroAbsoluteZero The new film by Quentin Koopantino Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Gim wrote: »
    Worst meme ever.

    Worse than that goddamned kelet.

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I should go to Defcon next year. Sounds like a hoot.

    Edit: and a bloo a bloo is an excellent fucking meme.

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    AbsoluteZeroAbsoluteZero The new film by Quentin Koopantino Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Your mother is an excellent fucking meme.

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Feral wrote: »
    El, which FE are you playing, anyway?
    The first on GBA. I'm almost up to where I stopped last time and doing much better, too. I lost Kent earlier, which usually would be a restart if it wasn't for the fact that the chapter he died at the end of was a long ass one, a pain in the ass, and Hector has just gotten a sweet level-up and oh man I'm always down for that.

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    AldoAldo Hippo Hooray Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    [chat] Sucks so hard.

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    GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Gim wrote: »
    Worst meme ever.

    Worse than that goddamned kelet.

    orlyowldm9.jpg

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    ohalrightowlyh8.jpg

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    AngelHedgieAngelHedgie Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Feral wrote: »
    I should go to Defcon next year. Sounds like a hoot.

    Edit: and a bloo a bloo is an excellent fucking meme.

    It is - they do stuff like The Wall Of Sheep.

    But this was just great - she thought she was going to be Miss Superstar Reporter outing the feds collaborating with the evil hackers. Instead she ends up fleeing to her car, with geeks of all stripes taking pictures of her.

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    AbsoluteZeroAbsoluteZero The new film by Quentin Koopantino Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Well played.

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    GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Sometime I need to figure out just how 4chan turned a nonsense word in PBF into a quasi-racial slur.

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    AbsoluteZeroAbsoluteZero The new film by Quentin Koopantino Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    weeaboo? What's wrong with weeaboo?

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Feral wrote: »
    I should go to Defcon next year. Sounds like a hoot.

    Edit: and a bloo a bloo is an excellent fucking meme.

    It is - they do stuff like The Wall Of Sheep.

    Ha ha ha, awesome.

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    AngelHedgieAngelHedgie Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Feral wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    I should go to Defcon next year. Sounds like a hoot.

    Edit: and a bloo a bloo is an excellent fucking meme.

    It is - they do stuff like The Wall Of Sheep.

    Ha ha ha, awesome.

    We're talking about elite hackers discussing security. You better bring your A-game. Another classic one was poisoning wireless connections to inject goatse into web pages over the air.

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    Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Gim wrote: »
    Sometime I need to figure out just how 4chan turned a nonsense word in PBF into a quasi-racial slur.
    When you do be sure to inform the world at large.

    Ack, my room is too stuffy. I may retire.

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    GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    weeaboo? What's wrong with weeaboo?

    I like it, but how it went from PBF to a wapanese synonym is beyond me.

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    When I move into my new apartment I should set up another wifi honeypot. That was fun.

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    AngelHedgieAngelHedgie Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Gim wrote: »
    weeaboo? What's wrong with weeaboo?

    I like it, but how it went from PBF to "That white guy's a fucking otaku!" synonym is beyond me.

    It's easy to explain. 4chan filters words. One that got filtered was "wapanese". They figured out that the filter changed "wapanese" to "weaboo". The transliteration stuck.

    See, simple.

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    GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Gim wrote: »
    weeaboo? What's wrong with weeaboo?

    I like it, but how it went from PBF to "That white guy's a fucking otaku!" synonym is beyond me.

    It's easy to explain. 4chan filters words. One that got filtered was "wapanese". They figured out that the filter changed "wapanese" to "weaboo". The transliteration stuck.

    See, simple.

    One solution keeps presenting itself as a fit-all in every situation: nuke 'em from space.

    Thank you for the explanation. Though that doesn't explain why someone set up the filter to do that.

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    Anonymous RobotAnonymous Robot Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
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    Sigs shouldn't be higher than 80 pixels - Elki.

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    Anonymous RobotAnonymous Robot Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    "Hey there paisano, what do you know about sex and STDs?!"

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    Sigs shouldn't be higher than 80 pixels - Elki.

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    ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
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    Andrew_JayAndrew_Jay Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Yeah, because that was one segment of the American youth population that desperately needed protection from pregnancy and STD's.

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    AngelHedgieAngelHedgie Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Gim wrote: »
    Gim wrote: »
    weeaboo? What's wrong with weeaboo?

    I like it, but how it went from PBF to "That white guy's a fucking otaku!" synonym is beyond me.

    It's easy to explain. 4chan filters words. One that got filtered was "wapanese". They figured out that the filter changed "wapanese" to "weaboo". The transliteration stuck.

    See, simple.

    One solution keeps presenting itself as a fit-all in every situation: nuke 'em from space.

    Thank you for the explanation. Though that doesn't explain why someone set up the filter to do that.

    It's the only way to be sure, Gim. And I think they did it because of complaints about the use of "wapanese".

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    GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    edited August 2007

    So sperm are tiny ghosts? It all makes perfect sense!

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    Al_watAl_wat Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Gim wrote: »

    So sperm are tiny ghosts? It all makes perfect sense!

    Half those damn sound effects are from sonic the hedgehog games.

    Man I am such a nerd.

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Thanatos wrote: »

    I wonder if they're hiring.

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    AldoAldo Hippo Hooray Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Night [chat].

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    AngelHedgieAngelHedgie Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
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    You have to love the geek-paparazzi.

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