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The Guiding Principles and New Rules document is now in effect.
The metaphor is all too clear: domesticated women are becoming lesbians! We must take them back to the caves and make proper, straight, natural beings out of them!
Seriously people, read that article. There was a five koala lesbian orgy going on!
Decision time. The gf phoned to say her flight was delayed, but the live flight arrivals page on the airport website says it isn't. Do I:
a) Drive out to the airport for he expected time, thus risking being stuck there for an hour or so being charged £rape per minute for short term parking? Or:
b) Drive out there later and risk her female wrath if it did arrive on time?
Decision time. The gf phoned to say her flight was delayed, but the live flight arrivals page on the airport website says it isn't. Do I:
a) Drive out to the airport for he expected time, thus risking being stuck there for an hour or so being charged £rape per minute for short term parking? Or:
b) Drive out there later and risk her female wrath if it did arrive on time?
It could be that the plane is on-time, but the gf wants some time to meet with her secret lover before going home with you.
When a DEFCON staffer spoke to Madigan posing as regular attendee, Madigan commented that people in Kansas (reference to middle America) would be very interested in what was “really” going on in DEFCON.
Kansas is the media codeword for "reactionary, undereducated bumpkins we want to mislead terribly". It's a decent codeword.
When a DEFCON staffer spoke to Madigan posing as regular attendee, Madigan commented that people in Kansas (reference to middle America) would be very interested in what was “really†going on in DEFCON.
Kansas is the media codeword for "reactionary, undereducated bumpkins we want to mislead terribly". It's a decent codeword.
The best part is that NOBODY, not even the feds in attendance, agreed with her. Defcon woriks because of detante, and she almost fucked that up.
Decision time. The gf phoned to say her flight was delayed, but the live flight arrivals page on the airport website says it isn't. Do I:
a) Drive out to the airport for he expected time, thus risking being stuck there for an hour or so being charged £rape per minute for short term parking? Or:
b) Drive out there later and risk her female wrath if it did arrive on time?
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[chat] is too liberal. We will all burn in hell.
Whoops!
lulz
Honestly, the whole article is hilarious.
Seriously people, read that article. There was a five koala lesbian orgy going on!
a) Drive out to the airport for he expected time, thus risking being stuck there for an hour or so being charged £rape per minute for short term parking? Or:
b) Drive out there later and risk her female wrath if it did arrive on time?
Yes it was.
For those wondering, here's my original poast:
:?:
Kansas is the media codeword for "reactionary, undereducated bumpkins we want to mislead terribly". It's a decent codeword.
The best part is that NOBODY, not even the feds in attendance, agreed with her. Defcon woriks because of detante, and she almost fucked that up.
Go with b)
Can I at least have some of that pumpkin chocolate chip bread over here?
Are they trying to steal your lumber?
It's been used for a while, you monkey.
EWww