Somehow I don't think "instantaneous" can be measured as a speed, much less a speed faster than another speed. That's like saying black holes are actually really really powerful vaccums, more powerful than your dirt devil, it's kind of a folley to define it like that. Or am I just really really dense myself?
Posts
ssh sssh ssshhh daddys here.
accept it
time to increase the speed of light so we don't hurt causality
no no i haven't had a drink in a few days
I mean I'm a little high but look basically the speed of pussy is the thing by which you judge all other things
that's why if you write PUSSY on your legs you can run faster
Me and my friend raced today.
Him in a 94 BMW 325 is me in a 05 G35, us on an empty stretch of freeway at 100 in the morning.
Talk about retarded and irresponsible.
it's true I've tried it
man that's early!
The plan is perfect.
my cars speedometer goes up to 140
one day
Oh sil, you made this drunk son of a bitch laugh very, very hard.
Thank you.
How it is, doggies?
I have no idea why I am not tired at 5:20 AM
but it's rockin'
Dave, it is fine. I had a good night of drinking with friends, then I got drunker at home, and I probably need to go to sleep soon.
Also, I bought a fan so my 90 degree apartment with a broken AC isn't so bad.
Hows it with you?
Now to find some money to get drunk with!
I can't fucking wait!
Can anyone tell?
Sil you reminded me of this with your 'thank god it's friday post'
Superbad? More like Superrad.
More like super pretty funny judd apatow movie!
Doesn't flow as well, does it?
you mean like..man dicks? yeah, like man dicks
it lacks the following:
zazz
pizazz
razzle dazzle
(please get this simpsons referrance)
I know you aren't fond of futurama, but I don't recall your position on the simpsons.
Back off, I'm drunk.
YOU WANT SOME! HUH?
HUUUH?
LIVING.
SO STOP DOING IT
You're going to hell, accept it and embrace it by killing yourself.
JK zephry!
Huggles!
It's all about sand.
I've been trying to reach you, but your extension cord doesn't reach that far.
Tell him what he's won Ken.
also, neat