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Holy fuck speed of light broken

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    Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Silmaril wrote: »
    Filler wrote: »
    Ssssh let it happen sil.

    PI still needs to tell us where this came from.



    But I'm.....I'm afraid.

    ssh sssh ssshhh daddys here.

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Silmaril wrote: »
    Filler wrote: »
    Ssssh let it happen sil.

    PI still needs to tell us where this came from.



    But I'm.....I'm afraid.

    accept it

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    SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Oh god

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    Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    That's it, call my name baby.

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    I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell UpI'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    sweet jesus

    time to increase the speed of light so we don't hurt causality

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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Filler wrote: »
    You're drunk again, aren't you fallout?

    I swear to god, if I hear your speed of pussy theory one more time I'm gonna kill someone.

    no no i haven't had a drink in a few days

    I mean I'm a little high but look basically the speed of pussy is the thing by which you judge all other things

    that's why if you write PUSSY on your legs you can run faster

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    Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Speaking of speed of light.

    Me and my friend raced today.

    Him in a 94 BMW 325 is me in a 05 G35, us on an empty stretch of freeway at 100 in the morning.

    Talk about retarded and irresponsible.

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Fallout wrote: »
    Filler wrote: »
    You're drunk again, aren't you fallout?

    I swear to god, if I hear your speed of pussy theory one more time I'm gonna kill someone.

    no no i haven't had a drink in a few days

    I mean I'm a little high but look basically the speed of pussy is the thing by which you judge all other things

    that's why if you write PUSSY on your legs you can run faster

    it's true I've tried it

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    SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Filler wrote: »
    Speaking of speed of light.

    Me and my friend raced today.

    Him in a 94 BMW 325 is me in a 05 G35, us on an empty stretch of freeway at 100 in the morning.

    Talk about retarded and irresponsible.
    a hundred in the morning?


    man that's early!

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Your parents aren't cool. If your dad molests you, it will make you think that being gay is lame.

    The plan is perfect.

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    time travel cars

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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    i've only gone up to 110

    my cars speedometer goes up to 140

    one day

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    Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Silmaril wrote: »
    Filler wrote: »
    Speaking of speed of light.

    Me and my friend raced today.

    Him in a 94 BMW 325 is me in a 05 G35, us on an empty stretch of freeway at 100 in the morning.

    Talk about retarded and irresponsible.
    a hundred in the morning?


    man that's early!

    Oh sil, you made this drunk son of a bitch laugh very, very hard.

    Thank you.

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    Dangerou-DaveDangerou-Dave __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    Filler, Sil, Fallout, and everyone else.

    How it is, doggies?

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    it's pretty rockin'

    I have no idea why I am not tired at 5:20 AM

    but it's rockin'

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    Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Filler, Sil, Fallout, and everyone else.

    How it is, doggies?

    Dave, it is fine. I had a good night of drinking with friends, then I got drunker at home, and I probably need to go to sleep soon.

    Also, I bought a fan so my 90 degree apartment with a broken AC isn't so bad.

    Hows it with you?

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    SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Thank The holy Fuck its Friday.

    Now to find some money to get drunk with!

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    Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    SUUUUUUUPOOOOOOR BAD COMES OUT TONITE!!!


    I can't fucking wait!

    Can anyone tell?

    Sil you reminded me of this with your 'thank god it's friday post'

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    Dangerou-DaveDangerou-Dave __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    Oh you know. Tomorrow is friday, which is good. This week at work went by fast...

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I can already feel my review for Superbad writing itself.

    Superbad? More like Superrad.

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    Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Superbad?

    More like super pretty funny judd apatow movie!

    Doesn't flow as well, does it?

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    ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    man superbad is so awesome

    you mean like..man dicks? yeah, like man dicks

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Filler wrote: »
    Superbad?

    More like super pretty funny judd apatow movie!

    Doesn't flow as well, does it?

    it lacks the following:

    zazz
    pizazz
    razzle dazzle

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    Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Aren't those just buzz words stupid people use to sound smart?

    (please get this simpsons referrance)

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    ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    i didn't get it

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    That paradigm is proactive!

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    Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Aren't you the guy who said he hates the simpsons, along with futurama?

    I know you aren't fond of futurama, but I don't recall your position on the simpsons.

    Back off, I'm drunk.

    YOU WANT SOME! HUH?

    HUUUH?

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Don't have a cow, Filler!

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    ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I SAID BOTH WERE WATCHABLE FUTURAMA IS OVERRATED

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS OVERRATED?

    LIVING.


    SO STOP DOING IT

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    ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    BUT I HAVE SO MANY UNANSWERED QUESTIONS ABOUT AFTERLIFE

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    Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Here are the answers;

    You're going to hell, accept it and embrace it by killing yourself.

    JK zephry!

    Huggles!

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    BigDesBigDes Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Zephyr wrote: »
    BUT I HAVE SO MANY UNANSWERED QUESTIONS ABOUT AFTERLIFE

    It's all about sand.

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    KilljoyKilljoy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    In your stupid stupid vagina.

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    BearcatBearcat Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I'd like some cranberry juice.

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    tybeettybeet Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Somehow I don't think "instantaneous" can be measured as a speed, much less a speed faster than another speed. That's like saying black holes are actually really really powerful vaccums, more powerful than your dirt devil, it's kind of a folley to define it like that. Or am I just really really dense myself?

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    BergyBergy Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    federal dog fighting conspiracy charges.

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    I've been trying to reach you, but your extension cord doesn't reach that far.
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    SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    tybeet wrote: »
    Or am I just really really dense myself?


    Tell him what he's won Ken.

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    hahaha

    also, neat

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