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    Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Neli wrote: »
    I went to visit Estonia once. It... It was dull.

    I went to Lithuania once. Hookers, guns, and cheap luxury.

    Also crushing poverty though.

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    Eastern GlowEastern Glow Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Jimmy wrote: »
    Jesus. Belgium. C'mon..

    Belgium is neither small nor shitty.


    I was expecting eastern european, nuclear winter bad; that's just stinky cheese bad.

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    TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Latvia? Liechtenstein?

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Belgium is small, but it's not shitty. It's actually quite nice and pretty well off financially.

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    NeliNeli Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    The best thing about Estonia and the neighbouring countries are all of the cheap things you can get while you are there.

    Like booze and games and everything else.

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    Eastern GlowEastern Glow Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    ..and how would being an American skew your perception?

    Do Americans hate Belgiums now?

    Are you going to change my waffles to Freedom Waffles?!?

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Tossrock wrote: »
    Latvia? Liechtenstein?

    Go to Latveria to do a Power Point presentation for Dr. Doom about death rays.

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    Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Eastern Glow wrote: »
    Jimmy wrote: »
    Jesus. Belgium. C'mon..

    Belgium is neither small nor shitty.


    I was expecting eastern european, nuclear winter bad; that's just stinky cheese bad.

    You hate Belgium, you cunt? The land of beer? You hate the country that invited steak with fires?

    Edit: I am so upset I misspelled fries. Are you happy now, Jimmy?

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    SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Belgium is so boring.

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    WreckTechWreckTech Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    What is the best place?

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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    In-N-Out

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Your mom's house

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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited August 2007
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    NeliNeli Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    According to the internet, Norway is the best place

    I've been there however, and I can tell you that the internet is lying

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    Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Norway is good if you like death metal.

    Death metal and over priced beer.

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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Man, I just noticed that the sun is coming up. Looks like I just spent another night not sleeping.

    Thanks, sobriety. Thanks a bunch.

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    JimmyJimmy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    Im stationed here, I work for NATO.

    Im in the French part. Im american.

    One year and I get to leave.

    Its rather shitty compared to say Germany, the UK or the Netherlands.

    And yes, your anger is like sweet tears from god to me. I am happy now.

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Neli wrote: »
    According to the internet, Norway is the best place

    I've been there however, and I can tell you that the internet is lying

    Norway at Epcot is awesome. Of course, I love Disney parks.

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    TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Iceland is apparently pretty good, too

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    SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    WreckTech wrote: »
    What is the best place?


    GREAT BRITAIN

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    NeliNeli Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    There is nothing wrong with Norway, per se


    However,

    It is kind of dull.

    Perhaps because it is exactly like where I already live

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    Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Where do you live?

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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    If USENET is to be trusted.....

    all of Eastern Europe and Russia is populated by pre-teen prostitutes.

    Pretty much, once you leave Germany, it's an ocean of naked 12 year old pin up girls.

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    NeliNeli Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
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    Not too far from Norway eh

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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Are Dislexic jokes still trendy?

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    Eastern GlowEastern Glow Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Stale wrote: »
    If USENET is to be trusted.....

    all of Eastern Europe and Russia is populated by pre-teen prostitutes.

    Pretty much, once you leave Germany, it's an ocean of naked 12 year old pin up girls.

    We should form them into an army and invade Albania.

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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Jesus fuck huge picture

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Tossrock wrote: »
    Iceland is apparently pretty good, too

    If my current plan fails, I swear to god I'm flying to Iceland and marrying one of their beautiful, angel voiced women.

    #pipe on
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    Eastern GlowEastern Glow Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Dang, Sweden/Norway look a lot like a dong.


    With Finland as the teste bits.

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    NeliNeli Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    We are the genitals of Europe

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    WreckTechWreckTech Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Eastern Glow wrote: »
    Dang, Sweden/Norway look a lot like a dong.


    With Finland as the teste bits.
    Nah, it's more like someone sat their dick on a left ass cheek.

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Neli wrote: »
    We are the genitals of Europe

    it's a good thing Italy's so far away.

    #pipe on
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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    They are dick

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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    eww denmark is the ejaculation

    there is indeed something rotten there

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    TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    #pipe wrote: »
    Tossrock wrote: »
    Iceland is apparently pretty good, too

    If my current plan fails, I swear to god I'm flying to Iceland and marrying one of their beautiful, angel voiced women.

    That sounds like a pretty good plan b

    Also, linking a picture from a Swedish host or whatever is kind of slow for us people not, you know

    living in Sweden

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    NeliNeli Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    they should merge all of scandinavia

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Tossrock wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    Tossrock wrote: »
    Iceland is apparently pretty good, too

    If my current plan fails, I swear to god I'm flying to Iceland and marrying one of their beautiful, angel voiced women.

    That sounds like a pretty good plan b

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYIDUvAtiGc
    I swear to god, if I could fuck a voice I would be on a plane like that

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    J3pJ3p Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Iceland is pretty good. They've got geysers and such there.

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    ZebesianPirateZebesianPirate Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Skull Man wrote: »
    eww denmark is the ejaculation

    there is indeed something rotten there

    Actually, if you observe the geography more closely, Denmark is in fact "ejaculated" from Germany. Jutland got stuck to Germany.

    http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/48/EU_location_DEN.png

    This is a fascinating discussion.

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    Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Hey everyone, it's J3p, nondescript internetuser with little or no opinion about anything.

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