I think saying "you shouldn't hit girls" is silly. You shouldn't hit people. If girls want equal rights that includes the right to get popped right in the head for sassing me.
because sometimes to initiate boning i pick holly up and yell UH OH BITCH TIME FOR THE TOMBSTONE and tombstone her onto the bed
is this before or after you ask her "WHO RUN BARTERTOWN??"
WHO RUN BARTERTOWN?! occurs during coitus
see masterblaster cut off the power supply to bartertown until auntie entity announced that 'masterblaster run bartertown'
it's like that, only with thrusting instead of methane
This was my understanding. Though I've not seen the film this quote originated from. Is it Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome? I've not seen any of the Mad Max films.
Fuck guys, i didnt get to sleep until 3:30am, got up at 7am for work and its only 2pm now. Give me something to last the last 3 hours here. I beg of thee.
I think saying "you shouldn't hit girls" is silly. You shouldn't hit people. If girls want equal rights that includes the right to get popped right in the head for sassing me.
But Tube, we all know equality is wrong. We need to rise up above it and be men.
Fuck guys, i didnt get to sleep until 3:30am, got up at 7am for work and its only 2pm now. Give me something to last the last 3 hours here. I beg of thee.
where the fuck are you?
or can't you say?
are you a seal?
you're a seal aren't you.....
fuck guys.... he's a seal on a secret mission and we just uncovered him
Fuck guys, i didnt get to sleep until 3:30am, got up at 7am for work and its only 2pm now. Give me something to last the last 3 hours here. I beg of thee.
where the fuck are you?
or can't you say?
are you a seal?
you're a seal aren't you.....
fuck guys.... he's a seal on a secret mission and we just uncovered him
I happen to be stuck in a small country in Europe. I may or may not be doing secret things in my secret lair.
Expect a knock a the door in a few minutes Stale. They are coming for you now.
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I think saying "you shouldn't hit girls" is silly. You shouldn't hit people. If girls want equal rights that includes the right to get popped right in the head for sassing me.
But Tube, we all know equality is wrong. We need to rise up above it and be men.
Silly, women are equal in all things except for when being a female gives them an advantage. Then it's OK.
Tossrocktoo weird to livetoo rare to dieRegistered Userregular
edited August 2007
Goddamnit the people a few pages back being all "U CANT HIT GIRLS :V :V" are fucking retarded. You can hit a girl in every circumstance you would hit a guy.
Never, unless it is self defense against threat of serious bodily harm, you dumb, dumb fucks
So I should get the address of some five year old prostitute on Pataya Beach and send her/him a nice bouquet of tulips and roses before I fly down there?
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Man, that would get old quick.
Well, I suppose if that isn't a concern for you then you need only consider whether or not she deserves it. This reasoning is generally applicable.
I would have thought so, too.
is this before or after you ask her "WHO RUN BARTERTOWN??"
Hahahahaha.
Oh, you heaven-sent angel of a man.
WHO RUN BARTERTOWN?! occurs during coitus
see masterblaster cut off the power supply to bartertown until auntie entity announced that 'masterblaster run bartertown'
it's like that, only with thrusting instead of methane
This was my understanding. Though I've not seen the film this quote originated from. Is it Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome? I've not seen any of the Mad Max films.
Well, one can't refute anything that Bond says about dealing with women.
But Tube, we all know equality is wrong. We need to rise up above it and be men.
where the fuck are you?
or can't you say?
are you a seal?
you're a seal aren't you.....
fuck guys.... he's a seal on a secret mission and we just uncovered him
Furries. I would like to see that.
I happen to be stuck in a small country in Europe. I may or may not be doing secret things in my secret lair.
Expect a knock a the door in a few minutes Stale. They are coming for you now.
Silly, women are equal in all things except for when being a female gives them an advantage. Then it's OK.
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Oh kurtz, you card!
Sending a girl flowers from 2500 miles away when you know she isnt feeling good is a very subtle, yet great way to start her monday.
Your slowly catching on. But no. Trust me. You should do this.
It is the best small country in Europe, too
It really cant be the same one I am in. Mine is perhaps the shittiest of them all. Three guess's which one it is.
Albania
If that's not a winner, I don't know what is (shittier).
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No. But I have been there. I would say these two are close. Remember, Im an American. It may skew my perception of this place.
Hint: Rain? Oh yes, there will be rain.
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are you under arrest for being Hell of vague?