"This is in response to IPRUDE, the mother who's worried about her son's online porn consumption. I'll never forget the day my mom found my porn magazines. She never confronted me; I simply lifted the mattress one afternoon to find my precious Penthouses gone. In their place: Sunset magazine and Good Housekeeping. It was a reminder that 1) I needed to do a better job of hiding my porn, and 2) she wouldn't have found it in the first place if she didn't have to clean my damn room for me. It was the most effective non-conversation we ever had.
Here's an update for the Internet age: IPRUDE should clear the cache of her Internet browser, so the zillions of porn website addresses don't show up as soon as she begins typing a URL. Cache cleared, Mom should type in some made-up URLs: stoplookingatporn.com, asianslutsarepeopletooyouknow.com, fortheloveofgodjasonquitwatchingexploitativeasianporn.net, etc. It won't matter that these websites don't exist; the browser's auto-complete function will list them as soon as her son types the first letter of his favorite porn URL."
Hey guys, The Lookout is a really great movie. I think I might give Brick another shot now.
Brick was good but I didn't like how everything was explained in a nice expository dialogue at the end. Although I guess that's how it's generally done in mystery stories.
PS I don't know why Firefox spell check doesn't think that "dialogue" is a word.
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Hey guys, The Lookout is a really great movie. I think I might give Brick another shot now.
Brick was good but I didn't like how everything was explained in a nice expository dialogue at the end. Although I guess that's how it's generally done in mystery stories.
PS I don't know why Firefox spell check doesn't think that "dialogue" is a word.
Yeah, Firefox's spell checker has been fucking with me and I find myself using google more often. It doesn't help that my spelling has degenerated over the years for some reason.
Asian porn: reinforcing stereotypes about bad teeth around the world.
god, I just can't watch the stuff.
I'm not a fan of their attitudes towards body hair or you know, the whole thing with the girls sounding like they're being tortured.
I just turn the sound off.
Query: Why must all sites that have video's on them also have a youtube style comment system?
To torture those of us who write with something vaguely approaching proper grammar.
Besides that.
It's not even that its just youtube style sites. No. Porn sites are getting into it too. God damn. I want to watch porn, I don't want to see 3,000 comments of, "lol, i wnt to fuk her so bad, lawlz."
So my roommate was supposed to move in to our new place today (I move in tomorrow), but when he got there, he found that the previous tenants had not moved out yet, and there was nothing he could say to make them get the fuck out. He's kind of a non-confrontational guy which is a shame because had I been there, I would just been like HEY. WE PAID RENT FOR SEPTEMBER. IT IS SEPTEMBER FIRST. THIS IS NOT YOUR APARTMENT ANYMORE, IT IS OURS. GET THE GODDAMN FUCK OUT BEFORE I CALL THE COPS.
Which would have been an empty threat because we're pretty sure the apartment is being rented out illegally (we weren't asked to sign a lease), so getting the cops involved would be A Bad Idea, but at least I could have yelled at them. The point is my roommate is useless and it's his own stupid fault he's sleeping somewhere else tonight because he couldn't talk some shit to a couple girls.
Asian porn: reinforcing stereotypes about bad teeth around the world.
god, I just can't watch the stuff.
I'm not a fan of their attitudes towards body hair or you know, the whole thing with the girls sounding like they're being tortured.
I just turn the sound off.
Query: Why must all sites that have video's on them also have a youtube style comment system?
To torture those of us who write with something vaguely approaching proper grammar.
Besides that.
It's not even that its just youtube style sites. No. Porn sites are getting into it too. God damn. I want to watch porn, I don't want to see 3,000 comments of, "lol, i wnt to fuk her so bad, lawlz."
cause it is Web 2.0 and a bigger number is always better.
I do kinda wish there was a digg-like fansub tracker, because I think that would actually work pretty well.
anyway, it's sleepy time. Later folks.
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So I'm visiting friends tonight and tomorrow because of the long holiday and I've come to realize that spending time with other people with whom I can have fun is far more enjoyable than sitting in my room feeling sorry for myself.
So my roommate was supposed to move in to our new place today (I move in tomorrow), but when he got there, he found that the previous tenants had not moved out yet, and there was nothing he could say to make them get the fuck out. He's kind of a non-confrontational guy which is a shame because had I been there, I would just been like HEY. WE PAID RENT FOR SEPTEMBER. IT IS SEPTEMBER FIRST. THIS IS NOT YOUR APARTMENT ANYMORE, IT IS OURS. GET THE GODDAMN FUCK OUT BEFORE I CALL THE COPS.
Which would have been an empty threat because we're pretty sure the apartment is being rented out illegally (we weren't asked to sign a lease), so getting the cops involved would have been A Bad Idea, but at least I could have yelled at them. The point is my roommate is useless and it's his own stupid fault he's sleeping somewhere else tonight because he couldn't talk some shit to a couple girls.
I would have walked in and slept in one of the girls' beds.
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So my roommate was supposed to move in to our new place today (I move in tomorrow), but when he got there, he found that the previous tenants had not moved out yet, and there was nothing he could say to make them get the fuck out. He's kind of a non-confrontational guy which is a shame because had I been there, I would just been like HEY. WE PAID RENT FOR SEPTEMBER. IT IS SEPTEMBER FIRST. THIS IS NOT YOUR APARTMENT ANYMORE, IT IS OURS. GET THE GODDAMN FUCK OUT BEFORE I CALL THE COPS.
Which would have been an empty threat because we're pretty sure the apartment is being rented out illegally (we weren't asked to sign a lease), so getting the cops involved would be A Bad Idea, but at least I could have yelled at them. The point is my roommate is useless and it's his own stupid fault he's sleeping somewhere else tonight because he couldn't talk some shit to a couple girls.
So my roommate was supposed to move in to our new place today (I move in tomorrow), but when he got there, he found that the previous tenants had not moved out yet, and there was nothing he could say to make them get the fuck out. He's kind of a non-confrontational guy which is a shame because had I been there, I would just been like HEY. WE PAID RENT FOR SEPTEMBER. IT IS SEPTEMBER FIRST. THIS IS NOT YOUR APARTMENT ANYMORE, IT IS OURS. GET THE GODDAMN FUCK OUT BEFORE I CALL THE COPS.
Which would have been an empty threat because we're pretty sure the apartment is being rented out illegally (we weren't asked to sign a lease), so getting the cops involved would be A Bad Idea, but at least I could have yelled at them. The point is my roommate is useless and it's his own stupid fault he's sleeping somewhere else tonight because he couldn't talk some shit to a couple girls.
So my roommate was supposed to move in to our new place today (I move in tomorrow), but when he got there, he found that the previous tenants had not moved out yet, and there was nothing he could say to make them get the fuck out. He's kind of a non-confrontational guy which is a shame because had I been there, I would just been like HEY. WE PAID RENT FOR SEPTEMBER. IT IS SEPTEMBER FIRST. THIS IS NOT YOUR APARTMENT ANYMORE, IT IS OURS. GET THE GODDAMN FUCK OUT BEFORE I CALL THE COPS.
Which would have been an empty threat because we're pretty sure the apartment is being rented out illegally (we weren't asked to sign a lease), so getting the cops involved would be A Bad Idea, but at least I could have yelled at them. The point is my roommate is useless and it's his own stupid fault he's sleeping somewhere else tonight because he couldn't talk some shit to a couple girls.
I would've just set the room on fire.
But we want to live there.
But so do they. Obviously there is a conflict of interest.
So my roommate was supposed to move in to our new place today (I move in tomorrow), but when he got there, he found that the previous tenants had not moved out yet, and there was nothing he could say to make them get the fuck out. He's kind of a non-confrontational guy which is a shame because had I been there, I would just been like HEY. WE PAID RENT FOR SEPTEMBER. IT IS SEPTEMBER FIRST. THIS IS NOT YOUR APARTMENT ANYMORE, IT IS OURS. GET THE GODDAMN FUCK OUT BEFORE I CALL THE COPS.
Which would have been an empty threat because we're pretty sure the apartment is being rented out illegally (we weren't asked to sign a lease), so getting the cops involved would be A Bad Idea, but at least I could have yelled at them. The point is my roommate is useless and it's his own stupid fault he's sleeping somewhere else tonight because he couldn't talk some shit to a couple girls.
I would've just set the room on fire.
But we want to live there.
But so do they. Obviously there is a conflict of interest.
Are the women hot? If so, date them. Let them move in. Problem solved.
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fuck I just realized I forget to vote in the phalla again and am kicked for inactivity. fuck. I have shamed myself.
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the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
....Dude, at least don't be a dick about it.
I think I might go watch some TV.
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I really wish I had bioshock.
This is why I am glad I have my own laptop that is far, far away from anyone who would disapprove of my porn viewing antics.
Cause man would I have an annureism if my porn got deleted.
god, I just can't watch the stuff.
I didn't realize asian porn had that many brits in it. You must be quite the connoisseur, red.
From my personal experience it's not a stereotype. It's really not on the list of important things unless the person is from a city.
Brick was good but I didn't like how everything was explained in a nice expository dialogue at the end. Although I guess that's how it's generally done in mystery stories.
PS I don't know why Firefox spell check doesn't think that "dialogue" is a word.
Query: Why must all sites that have video's on them also have a youtube style comment system?
To torture those of us who write with something vaguely approaching proper grammar.
Because you have to see how atrocious the and depressing the communities are.
It's not even that its just youtube style sites. No. Porn sites are getting into it too. God damn. I want to watch porn, I don't want to see 3,000 comments of, "lol, i wnt to fuk her so bad, lawlz."
Which would have been an empty threat because we're pretty sure the apartment is being rented out illegally (we weren't asked to sign a lease), so getting the cops involved would be A Bad Idea, but at least I could have yelled at them. The point is my roommate is useless and it's his own stupid fault he's sleeping somewhere else tonight because he couldn't talk some shit to a couple girls.
cause it is Web 2.0 and a bigger number is always better.
I do kinda wish there was a digg-like fansub tracker, because I think that would actually work pretty well.
anyway, it's sleepy time. Later folks.
I would have walked in and slept in one of the girls' beds.
But we want to live there.