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So going to do this one day, [Chat]

ElkiElki get busyModerator, ClubPA mod
edited September 2007 in Debate and/or Discourse
"This is in response to IPRUDE, the mother who's worried about her son's online porn consumption. I'll never forget the day my mom found my porn magazines. She never confronted me; I simply lifted the mattress one afternoon to find my precious Penthouses gone. In their place: Sunset magazine and Good Housekeeping. It was a reminder that 1) I needed to do a better job of hiding my porn, and 2) she wouldn't have found it in the first place if she didn't have to clean my damn room for me. It was the most effective non-conversation we ever had.

Here's an update for the Internet age: IPRUDE should clear the cache of her Internet browser, so the zillions of porn website addresses don't show up as soon as she begins typing a URL. Cache cleared, Mom should type in some made-up URLs: stoplookingatporn.com, asianslutsarepeopletooyouknow.com, fortheloveofgodjasonquitwatchingexploitativeasianporn.net, etc. It won't matter that these websites don't exist; the browser's auto-complete function will list them as soon as her son types the first letter of his favorite porn URL."

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    P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    One last thing before I go to sleep
    <Yalborap> ....So now what?
    <PRETENTIOuS> Put on a dress

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Woo

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    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    OboroOboro __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2007
    tagging the first page because that's how I roll

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    yalborapyalborap Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    One last thing before I go to sleep
    <Yalborap> ....So now what?
    <PRETENTIOuS> Put on a dress

    ....Dude, at least don't be a dick about it.

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    sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN regular
    edited September 2007
    So guys.

    I think I might go watch some TV.

    ....

    I really wish I had bioshock. :(

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    MalkorMalkor Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Whoever it was that told me that Captain Morgan Private Stock is good is a total liar. It's like syrup.

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    DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2007
    Hey guys, The Lookout is a really great movie. I think I might give Brick another shot now.

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    monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    So has new [chat] threads essentially become the purview of mods?

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    P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    yalborap wrote: »
    One last thing before I go to sleep
    <Yalborap> ....So now what?
    <PRETENTIOuS> Put on a dress

    ....Dude, at least don't be a dick about it.
    Why do we have to fight like this Yal? Why can't we just lose ourselves in our love?
    Please don't hate me.
    And with this, goodnight for real.

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    MalkorMalkor Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Is that with the dude from Third Rock from the Sun?

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    Al_watAl_wat Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Elki wrote: »
    porn


    This is why I am glad I have my own laptop that is far, far away from anyone who would disapprove of my porn viewing antics.

    Cause man would I have an annureism if my porn got deleted.

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    OboroOboro __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2007
    suilimeA wrote: »
    So guys.

    I think I might go watch some TV.

    ....

    I really wish I had bioshock. :(
    I have no TV, just my laptop, a vintage typewriter, and a combination reel-to-reel player // 8-track player/recorder. Oh, and a bucket full of ice.

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    redxredx I(x)=2(x)+1 whole numbersRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Asian porn: reinforcing stereotypes about bad teeth around the world.

    god, I just can't watch the stuff.

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    They moistly come out at night, moistly.
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    DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2007
    Malkor wrote: »
    Is that with the dude from Third Rock from the Sun?
    Yeah, Joseph Gordon-Levitt. He was really impressive in it.

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    Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Ello.

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    monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    redx wrote: »
    Asian porn: reinforcing stereotypes about bad teeth around the world.

    god, I just can't watch the stuff.

    I didn't realize asian porn had that many brits in it. You must be quite the connoisseur, red.

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    MalkorMalkor Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    redx wrote: »
    Asian porn: reinforcing stereotypes about bad teeth around the world.

    god, I just can't watch the stuff.

    From my personal experience it's not a stereotype. It's really not on the list of important things unless the person is from a city.

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    DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2007
    redx wrote: »
    Asian porn: reinforcing stereotypes about bad teeth around the world.

    god, I just can't watch the stuff.
    I'm not a fan of their attitudes towards body hair or you know, the whole thing with the girls sounding like they're being tortured.

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    flamebroiledchickenflamebroiledchicken Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    Hey guys, The Lookout is a really great movie. I think I might give Brick another shot now.

    Brick was good but I didn't like how everything was explained in a nice expository dialogue at the end. Although I guess that's how it's generally done in mystery stories.

    PS I don't know why Firefox spell check doesn't think that "dialogue" is a word.

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    DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2007
    Malkor wrote: »
    redx wrote: »
    Asian porn: reinforcing stereotypes about bad teeth around the world.

    god, I just can't watch the stuff.

    From my personal experience it's not a stereotype. It's really not on the list of important things unless the person is from a city.
    Does it have anything to do with the wholehearted consumption of cigarettes?

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    DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2007
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    Hey guys, The Lookout is a really great movie. I think I might give Brick another shot now.

    Brick was good but I didn't like how everything was explained in a nice expository dialogue at the end. Although I guess that's how it's generally done in mystery stories.

    PS I don't know why Firefox spell check doesn't think that "dialogue" is a word.
    Yeah, Firefox's spell checker has been fucking with me and I find myself using google more often. It doesn't help that my spelling has degenerated over the years for some reason.

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    Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    redx wrote: »
    Asian porn: reinforcing stereotypes about bad teeth around the world.

    god, I just can't watch the stuff.
    I'm not a fan of their attitudes towards body hair or you know, the whole thing with the girls sounding like they're being tortured.
    I just turn the sound off.

    Query: Why must all sites that have video's on them also have a youtube style comment system?

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    yalborapyalborap Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    redx wrote: »
    Asian porn: reinforcing stereotypes about bad teeth around the world.

    god, I just can't watch the stuff.
    I'm not a fan of their attitudes towards body hair or you know, the whole thing with the girls sounding like they're being tortured.
    I just turn the sound off.

    Query: Why must all sites that have video's on them also have a youtube style comment system?

    To torture those of us who write with something vaguely approaching proper grammar.

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    Wonder_HippieWonder_Hippie __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2007
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    redx wrote: »
    Asian porn: reinforcing stereotypes about bad teeth around the world.

    god, I just can't watch the stuff.
    I'm not a fan of their attitudes towards body hair or you know, the whole thing with the girls sounding like they're being tortured.
    I just turn the sound off.

    Query: Why must all sites that have video's on them also have a youtube style comment system?

    Because you have to see how atrocious the and depressing the communities are.

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    Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    yalborap wrote: »
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    redx wrote: »
    Asian porn: reinforcing stereotypes about bad teeth around the world.

    god, I just can't watch the stuff.
    I'm not a fan of their attitudes towards body hair or you know, the whole thing with the girls sounding like they're being tortured.
    I just turn the sound off.

    Query: Why must all sites that have video's on them also have a youtube style comment system?

    To torture those of us who write with something vaguely approaching proper grammar.
    Besides that.

    It's not even that its just youtube style sites. No. Porn sites are getting into it too. God damn. I want to watch porn, I don't want to see 3,000 comments of, "lol, i wnt to fuk her so bad, lawlz."

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    MalkorMalkor Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    Malkor wrote: »
    redx wrote: »
    Asian porn: reinforcing stereotypes about bad teeth around the world.

    god, I just can't watch the stuff.

    From my personal experience it's not a stereotype. It's really not on the list of important things unless the person is from a city.
    Does it have anything to do with the wholehearted consumption of cigarettes?
    It's probably a combination of that and never sleeping.

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    flamebroiledchickenflamebroiledchicken Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    So my roommate was supposed to move in to our new place today (I move in tomorrow), but when he got there, he found that the previous tenants had not moved out yet, and there was nothing he could say to make them get the fuck out. He's kind of a non-confrontational guy which is a shame because had I been there, I would just been like HEY. WE PAID RENT FOR SEPTEMBER. IT IS SEPTEMBER FIRST. THIS IS NOT YOUR APARTMENT ANYMORE, IT IS OURS. GET THE GODDAMN FUCK OUT BEFORE I CALL THE COPS.

    Which would have been an empty threat because we're pretty sure the apartment is being rented out illegally (we weren't asked to sign a lease), so getting the cops involved would be A Bad Idea, but at least I could have yelled at them. The point is my roommate is useless and it's his own stupid fault he's sleeping somewhere else tonight because he couldn't talk some shit to a couple girls.

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    redxredx I(x)=2(x)+1 whole numbersRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    yalborap wrote: »
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    redx wrote: »
    Asian porn: reinforcing stereotypes about bad teeth around the world.

    god, I just can't watch the stuff.
    I'm not a fan of their attitudes towards body hair or you know, the whole thing with the girls sounding like they're being tortured.
    I just turn the sound off.

    Query: Why must all sites that have video's on them also have a youtube style comment system?

    To torture those of us who write with something vaguely approaching proper grammar.
    Besides that.

    It's not even that its just youtube style sites. No. Porn sites are getting into it too. God damn. I want to watch porn, I don't want to see 3,000 comments of, "lol, i wnt to fuk her so bad, lawlz."

    cause it is Web 2.0 and a bigger number is always better.

    I do kinda wish there was a digg-like fansub tracker, because I think that would actually work pretty well.



    anyway, it's sleepy time. Later folks.

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    HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Nothing to do, nothing to do.

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    _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2007
    So I'm visiting friends tonight and tomorrow because of the long holiday and I've come to realize that spending time with other people with whom I can have fun is far more enjoyable than sitting in my room feeling sorry for myself.

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    MalkorMalkor Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    So my roommate was supposed to move in to our new place today (I move in tomorrow), but when he got there, he found that the previous tenants had not moved out yet, and there was nothing he could say to make them get the fuck out. He's kind of a non-confrontational guy which is a shame because had I been there, I would just been like HEY. WE PAID RENT FOR SEPTEMBER. IT IS SEPTEMBER FIRST. THIS IS NOT YOUR APARTMENT ANYMORE, IT IS OURS. GET THE GODDAMN FUCK OUT BEFORE I CALL THE COPS.

    Which would have been an empty threat because we're pretty sure the apartment is being rented out illegally (we weren't asked to sign a lease), so getting the cops involved would have been A Bad Idea, but at least I could have yelled at them. The point is my roommate is useless and it's his own stupid fault he's sleeping somewhere else tonight because he couldn't talk some shit to a couple girls.

    I would have walked in and slept in one of the girls' beds.

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    HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    So my roommate was supposed to move in to our new place today (I move in tomorrow), but when he got there, he found that the previous tenants had not moved out yet, and there was nothing he could say to make them get the fuck out. He's kind of a non-confrontational guy which is a shame because had I been there, I would just been like HEY. WE PAID RENT FOR SEPTEMBER. IT IS SEPTEMBER FIRST. THIS IS NOT YOUR APARTMENT ANYMORE, IT IS OURS. GET THE GODDAMN FUCK OUT BEFORE I CALL THE COPS.

    Which would have been an empty threat because we're pretty sure the apartment is being rented out illegally (we weren't asked to sign a lease), so getting the cops involved would be A Bad Idea, but at least I could have yelled at them. The point is my roommate is useless and it's his own stupid fault he's sleeping somewhere else tonight because he couldn't talk some shit to a couple girls.
    I would've just set the room on fire.

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    Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I'm going to go upstairs and play video-games. Would anyone like to join me?
    Must have Xbox 360 and Xbox live. Also, one of the games I have.

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    flamebroiledchickenflamebroiledchicken Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    So my roommate was supposed to move in to our new place today (I move in tomorrow), but when he got there, he found that the previous tenants had not moved out yet, and there was nothing he could say to make them get the fuck out. He's kind of a non-confrontational guy which is a shame because had I been there, I would just been like HEY. WE PAID RENT FOR SEPTEMBER. IT IS SEPTEMBER FIRST. THIS IS NOT YOUR APARTMENT ANYMORE, IT IS OURS. GET THE GODDAMN FUCK OUT BEFORE I CALL THE COPS.

    Which would have been an empty threat because we're pretty sure the apartment is being rented out illegally (we weren't asked to sign a lease), so getting the cops involved would be A Bad Idea, but at least I could have yelled at them. The point is my roommate is useless and it's his own stupid fault he's sleeping somewhere else tonight because he couldn't talk some shit to a couple girls.
    I would've just set the room on fire.

    But we want to live there.

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    MalkorMalkor Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I'm going to chug this rum and pass out.

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    HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    So my roommate was supposed to move in to our new place today (I move in tomorrow), but when he got there, he found that the previous tenants had not moved out yet, and there was nothing he could say to make them get the fuck out. He's kind of a non-confrontational guy which is a shame because had I been there, I would just been like HEY. WE PAID RENT FOR SEPTEMBER. IT IS SEPTEMBER FIRST. THIS IS NOT YOUR APARTMENT ANYMORE, IT IS OURS. GET THE GODDAMN FUCK OUT BEFORE I CALL THE COPS.

    Which would have been an empty threat because we're pretty sure the apartment is being rented out illegally (we weren't asked to sign a lease), so getting the cops involved would be A Bad Idea, but at least I could have yelled at them. The point is my roommate is useless and it's his own stupid fault he's sleeping somewhere else tonight because he couldn't talk some shit to a couple girls.
    I would've just set the room on fire.

    But we want to live there.
    But so do they. Obviously there is a conflict of interest.

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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    I would've just set the room on fire.

    <3

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    Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    So my roommate was supposed to move in to our new place today (I move in tomorrow), but when he got there, he found that the previous tenants had not moved out yet, and there was nothing he could say to make them get the fuck out. He's kind of a non-confrontational guy which is a shame because had I been there, I would just been like HEY. WE PAID RENT FOR SEPTEMBER. IT IS SEPTEMBER FIRST. THIS IS NOT YOUR APARTMENT ANYMORE, IT IS OURS. GET THE GODDAMN FUCK OUT BEFORE I CALL THE COPS.

    Which would have been an empty threat because we're pretty sure the apartment is being rented out illegally (we weren't asked to sign a lease), so getting the cops involved would be A Bad Idea, but at least I could have yelled at them. The point is my roommate is useless and it's his own stupid fault he's sleeping somewhere else tonight because he couldn't talk some shit to a couple girls.
    I would've just set the room on fire.

    But we want to live there.
    But so do they. Obviously there is a conflict of interest.
    Are the women hot? If so, date them. Let them move in. Problem solved.

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    VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    fuck I just realized I forget to vote in the phalla again and am kicked for inactivity. fuck. I have shamed myself.

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    monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    They would be hotter if you set the room aflame. Which is to say, they'd be on fire.

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