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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    mcp wrote: »
    science should just remove all the cancer-y bits and replace them with robot stuff.

    something like this would suffice:

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    Iron Warriors

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    tsplittertsplitter Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Druhim wrote: »
    Phonehand wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    Phonehand wrote: »
    Wait a minute
    This is the place where I got crap for feeling bad about the VT shootings
    You guys can fuck off
    I don't remember that but there's a general guideline that's pretty fucking straightforward and easy to understand

    if it's someone none of us knows and will never read what we're saying, it can be acceptable to make light of it sometimes

    however if there is a connection, if it is one of us or someone that one of us knows
    dude, that's fucking off limits unless the person in question indicates they're cool with it, like Stale

    I'm sorry. All I said was that I'm glad I didn't read something that would make me sad.

    It's not like we have forumers who attend VT. It's not like I went to high school with a few of the people who got killed, including the shooter! He certainly wasn't my gym partner my sophmore year. I can see why it was perfectly okay for people to make light of it.
    Well then it wasn't and the people who did so are assholes. Don't take it out on others.

    goddamnit that vampire one is just so cute

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    AHH!AHH! Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Super dying

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    DeaconBluesDeaconBlues __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2007
    naporeon wrote: »
    I spent fifteen minutes sobbing about Kim, Kaylee, Chad, and their family.

    Whatta pussy

    (jk I'm tearing up at work here)

    I am not, but if you are a praying person, please feel free to do so.


    Whatta douche

    (seriously this line makes you sound like a total douche.)

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    MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    mcp wrote: »
    science should just remove all the cancer-y bits and replace them with robot stuff.

    something like this would suffice:

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    Where does he poop?

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    Wise_aWise_a Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Man, still it is sad to think about. Thanks for bringing me down today Nap.

    And my day was going so well...

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    World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    light amplified by stimulated emission of radiation

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    PhonehandPhonehand Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Druhim wrote: »
    Phonehand wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    Phonehand wrote: »
    Wait a minute
    This is the place where I got crap for feeling bad about the VT shootings
    You guys can fuck off
    I don't remember that but there's a general guideline that's pretty fucking straightforward and easy to understand

    if it's someone none of us knows and will never read what we're saying, it can be acceptable to make light of it sometimes

    however if there is a connection, if it is one of us or someone that one of us knows
    dude, that's fucking off limits unless the person in question indicates they're cool with it, like Stale

    I'm sorry. All I said was that I'm glad I didn't read something that would make me sad.

    It's not like we have forumers who attend VT. It's not like I went to high school with a few of the people who got killed, including the shooter! He certainly wasn't my gym partner my sophmore year. I can see why it was perfectly okay for people to make light of it.
    Well then it wasn't and the people who did so are assholes. Don't take it out on others.

    Excuse me I am not taking it out on anyone. But if what I said offends you in any way I will honestly just tell you to piss right off.

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    CrossBusterCrossBuster Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Druhim wrote: »
    naporeon wrote: »
    Wise_a wrote: »
    Wow, did that family live on a toxic waste dump Nap?
    No.

    That would've given them superpowers, not cancer.

    DUH
    maybe their superpower is cancer

    Man, even Captain Planet had better powers than that.

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    Wise_aWise_a Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    all I can ever remember about DeaconBlues is that he sucks

    then I wonder why I think he sucks

    then he makes another post, and I remember why

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2007
    light amplified by stimulated emission of radiation
    a labseor?

    Druhim on
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    Captain CrunchCaptain Crunch Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I find it terrible that people can laugh/make jokes about horrible things that happened.

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    PhonehandPhonehand Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Balefuego wrote: »
    Phonehand you grew up in VA? I just moved to Sully Station like 2 weeks before the VT thing happaned.. next thing I know I see the houses like 3 blocks down the street from me on TV as they talk about where the kid grew up.

    Yeah, I lived in Centreville from 6th-10th grade

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Wise_a wrote: »
    all I can ever remember about DeaconBlues is that he sucks

    then I wonder why I think he sucks

    then he makes another post, and I remember why

    I feel the same way. Reading his posts is like punching yourself in the nuts.

    Hunter on
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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Naporeon have they seen Dr. House

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    NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    man all this talk of cancer makes me wanna get my balls checked

    Nogs on
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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I find it terrible that people can laugh/make jokes about horrible things that happened.

    this just in

    people deal with grief in different ways

    more at whatever the hell time the news is on where you live

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    yourclothesyourclothes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2007
    I find it terrible that people can laugh/make jokes about horrible things that happened.

    i don't

    fyi

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Nogs wrote: »
    man all this talk of cancer makes me wanna get my balls checked

    you can do it yourself

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    TransporterTransporter Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Jordyn wrote: »
    Naporeon have they seen Dr. House

    No Jordyn, it's not Lupus.

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    SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I find it terrible that people can laugh/make jokes about horrible things that happened.

    horrible things have been happening forever
    some people make jokes to deal with the horror of it
    like police
    i knew a policewoman she was kind of sad about the fact that police do mock a lot of serious issues but she knew why but she still was sad

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    QuestionMarkManQuestionMarkMan Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Jordyn wrote: »
    Naporeon have they seen Dr. House

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    mcpmcp Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    MKR wrote: »
    mcp wrote: »
    science should just remove all the cancer-y bits and replace them with robot stuff.

    something like this would suffice:

    robocoper1.jpg

    Where does he poop?
    Anywhere he pleases.

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    BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    He's only like 12 Pip, he's not a real person yet.

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2007
    I find it terrible that people can laugh/make jokes about horrible things that happened.
    It depends on the person. We all deal with this stuff differently and you need to take into account the person in question. I don't mind friends making jokes about my dad dying from cancer but just because I feel that way doesn't mean everyone should. Different strategies for dealing with it.

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I find it terrible that people can laugh/make jokes about horrible things that happened.

    So you don't understand that people use humor as a way to deal with fucked up situations, just like crying or exercise?

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Balefuego wrote: »
    He's only like 12 Pip, he's not a real person yet.

    oh dang

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    TransporterTransporter Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Nogs wrote: »
    man all this talk of cancer makes me wanna get my balls checked

    you can do it yourself

    It's the easiest thing in the world.

    Grab your balls.

    If there are more then two get to a fucking Dr. right the fuck now.

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    NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Nogs wrote: »
    man all this talk of cancer makes me wanna get my balls checked

    you can do it yourself

    im no profession ball handler. They got kids that train for years to get those delicate hands.

    Nogs on
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    misbehavinmisbehavin Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I was once having a discussion with my friend about nanotechnology, and specifically about an experiment at Duke in which a cancer cell was identified amongst living tissue and eradicated by a collection of nanites without harming surrounding tissue. This specific experiment required the cancer tissue be of a specific type, but it gave hope to future chemo-less cancer treatments.

    When we were talking, my friend goes, "If there is an afterlife, and you could see this world, how much would it suck to be the last person to ever die from cancer? Like, this nanotech passes trials and moves into the normal medical scope, and cancer is effectively curable, but YOU happen to be the last person to kick it before they could get the syringe into your skin?"

    I wonder about stuff like that. Like aging in general...

    Advances in gene therapy (which can already remove latent problems from genetic make-up if they are identifiable in advance) and organ farming (using a clever mix of stem-cell research and cloning tactics) may make natural death obsolete in the future. Yes, you could still die from illness (ebola always wins) or getting hit by a bus, and statistically that means you will eventually die from something, even if it takes thousands of years, but you could keep yourself from ever experiencing death by cancer, heart disease, Alzheimer's, etc. so you would be, in theory, immortal. This is really not that far out there with regards to current progresses in medicine, BUT it is still far enough out that it may not happen in our generation. So... How much would it suck to be the LAST generation to have to experience a (relatively) short life? As in, if you could have just hung on for a little longer or worked through the medical loopholes a little faster, you could live forever, but no, you didn't make the cut.

    Modern medicine is so amazing, and advancing at a rate that is astounding, even by todays hyper-technological standards, so I always feel that anything is possible, even in my lifetime, but I always wonder: When. And when will the next big breaththrough come? I see the news everyday, and wonder: "Is today the day? Will the news channels break away, 'BREAKING NEWS,' and tell me of the amazing wonder-treatment developed at Tufts or Duke or Berkley or wherever, and exclaim, with a hidden sense of exuberance, that heart disease, Alzheimer's, cancer, diabetes, or any number of the afflictions of man finally be released as a burden from all of mankind?"

    The wait for that day is almost enough to keep me going...

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    NucshNucsh Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Jordyn wrote: »
    Naporeon have they seen Dr. House

    This is a very important question

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    it's really easy

    if you feel something on your junk that ain't been there before, you got the cancer

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    TransporterTransporter Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Pip I beat you so bad.

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    SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    immortality will never be a reality

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    naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Jordyn wrote: »
    Naporeon have they seen Dr. House
    Is it terrible that I thought of this as well?

    :lol:

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    NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    it's really easy

    if you feel something on your junk that ain't been there before, you got the cancer

    look damnit. I want my balls to get handled. no amount of reasoning is going to stop this.

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    DeaconBluesDeaconBlues __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2007
    Wise_a wrote: »
    all I can ever remember about DeaconBlues is that he sucks

    then I wonder why I think he sucks

    then he makes another post, and I remember why

    I'm just saying, why go through the verbal gymnastics of saying "I'm a hipster athiest, but if you want to say a prayer". If you're an athiest, what is random people parying for someone going to accomplish? And even if you think it's going to do something, why go out of the way to call attention to the fact that you thin it won't do anything? Because you're a douche, that's why.

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    TransporterTransporter Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Seph wrote: »
    immortality will never be a reality

    Immorality, however, is one hooker away.

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Pip I beat you so bad.

    yeah but I'm totally awesome so I win

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    World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Druhim wrote: »
    light amplified by stimulated emission of radiation
    a labseor?
    you and me, baby

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