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There's a hole in the wall. A Portal.

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    ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Iskander wrote: »
    Iskander wrote: »
    Nuzak wrote: »
    there is so much shit about chell being a clone or an android

    Well doesn't glados at one point call her an android? And something about "android hell"?

    NO

    that was a mistake


    she says 'because the normal course is undergoing scheduled mandatory maintenance, you've been sent to a life-fire course intended for combat androids. good luck.'

    THAT'S WHY IT SAYS SHIT ABOUT ANDROIDS ARRRRGH

    I'm... sorry? :(

    SORRY ISN'T GOOD ENOUGH THIS TIME

    GO TO YOUR ROOM

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    IskanderIskander Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Zephyr wrote: »
    Iskander wrote: »
    Iskander wrote: »
    Nuzak wrote: »
    there is so much shit about chell being a clone or an android

    Well doesn't glados at one point call her an android? And something about "android hell"?

    NO

    that was a mistake


    she says 'because the normal course is undergoing scheduled mandatory maintenance, you've been sent to a life-fire course intended for combat androids. good luck.'

    THAT'S WHY IT SAYS SHIT ABOUT ANDROIDS ARRRRGH

    I'm... sorry? :(

    SORRY ISN'T GOOD ENOUGH THIS TIME

    GO TO YOUR ROOM

    GOD I WISH YOU WEREN'T MY REAL PARENTS!

    I HATE YOU I HATE YOU!

    *slams door*

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2007
    Iskander wrote: »
    Zephyr wrote: »
    Iskander wrote: »
    Iskander wrote: »
    Nuzak wrote: »
    there is so much shit about chell being a clone or an android

    Well doesn't glados at one point call her an android? And something about "android hell"?

    NO

    that was a mistake


    she says 'because the normal course is undergoing scheduled mandatory maintenance, you've been sent to a life-fire course intended for combat androids. good luck.'

    THAT'S WHY IT SAYS SHIT ABOUT ANDROIDS ARRRRGH

    I'm... sorry? :(

    SORRY ISN'T GOOD ENOUGH THIS TIME

    GO TO YOUR ROOM

    GOD I WISH YOU WEREN'T MY REAL PARENTS!

    I HATE YOU I HATE YOU!

    *slams door*

    ha! i like this response

    good form

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    IskanderIskander Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    EDIT: whoops, maed poast in the wrong thread.

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    PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2007
    Damn, computer games, huh?

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    yourclothesyourclothes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2007
    i motherfucking hate computer games

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    Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    oh my gosh

    I just finished it

    it was so awesome

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    ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    hating chell, a character with practically 0 story and 0 personality, is ridiculous

    and assuming she's a throwaway character is just as bad. Valve will make a follow-up to Portal, given it's success they'd be stupid not to. Whether it's Portal 2 or another title, it'll happen.

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    StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Portal guns in Half Life 3

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    NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Iskander wrote: »
    Zephyr wrote: »
    Iskander wrote: »
    Iskander wrote: »
    Nuzak wrote: »
    there is so much shit about chell being a clone or an android

    Well doesn't glados at one point call her an android? And something about "android hell"?

    NO

    that was a mistake


    she says 'because the normal course is undergoing scheduled mandatory maintenance, you've been sent to a life-fire course intended for combat androids. good luck.'

    THAT'S WHY IT SAYS SHIT ABOUT ANDROIDS ARRRRGH

    I'm... sorry? :(

    SORRY ISN'T GOOD ENOUGH THIS TIME

    GO TO YOUR ROOM

    GOD I WISH YOU WEREN'T MY REAL PARENTS!

    I HATE YOU I HATE YOU!

    *slams door*

    ha! i like this response

    good form

    WELL IF UR SO SMORT HOW U ESPLAIN WEN GLADOS SAYS SHE DELETES UR BRAIN SCANS BACKUPS HUH

    UR FANSY SCIENCE AIN'T GOT NO ESPLANATION FOR THAT

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    DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Staleghoti wrote: »
    Portal guns in Half Life 3

    Lots of snow and ice in episode 3

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    ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    God I fucking hate the fewest steps/portals chellenges. They're ridiculousl hard.

    Walk out of the elevator?

    OH THAT'LL BE 6 OF YOUR 30 STEPS PLEASE, THANKS

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    RainOPainRainOPain Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Once you get it down, the fewest steps ones are really easy. You can get out of the elevator in 2 steps by running and jumping and then use portals to get practically everywhere without taking any steps at all

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    ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    No i say it is in fact you who can get everywhere without taking any steps at all

    >=(

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    Black IceBlack Ice Charlotte, NCRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I don't think I'd like the Portal gun in Half-Life games. It'd change the gameplay way too much.

    I mean, come on.. Portal is a game with one gun and one gimmick, and look how thought-provoking it is. Adding that in with one of the greatest video game series of all time would make it too complex. "Do I use the Portal Gun or the Gravity Gun for this puzzle? Do I go into a portal, and shoot this barrel with the Gravity Gun from it?" It would be ridiculous.

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    WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    although it could just be fun

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    Seta 3000Seta 3000 Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    that viewpoint makes me so irritated because people don't know how to goddamn listen

    i don't understand why everyone had so much trouble with it

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    NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    GLaDOS is a broken crazy computer and while we may try to glean some clues from her words, nothing she says can be taken at face value.

    Also, she tried to kill you more than once.

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    FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I love Steam so much.

    Never has there been a more effective method of keeping me from playing my favorite games.

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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited October 2007
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    FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Teefs, shut your fucking hole.

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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited October 2007
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    Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    tfs doesn't have a fucking hole

    yet

    hohoho

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    FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Oh, do enlighten me, oh master of computer technology.

    Exactly what am I doing wrong that is leading me to get "Not available at this time" errors on every fucking game I try to play?

    Clearly it's my video card, right? That's what's causing Steam to behave in a manner almost as though it were a total piece of shit, right?

    But man, I just don't know how I could live without the convenience of an extra application that has to run properly before I'm allowed to play my games.

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    AHH!AHH! Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    kneeslap

    edit. reinstall steam or something, framling

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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited October 2007
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    FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Haha, tried both of those things, several times each!

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    RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Framling wrote: »
    Haha, tried both of those things, several times each!

    Have you tried severing and boiling your genitals?

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    PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2007
    Checked the steam support and everything?

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    bentbent Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Well, you're in the minority.

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    have you recently done anything to your antivirus software/firewall/router settings?

    perhaps steam is having trouble authenticating your games...or something

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    FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    That's of great comfort to me, bent. I can't even tell you.

    I got it re-re-re-reinstalled and had it downloading Portal and Episode 2 again, it was going for a few minutes, and then it just closed.

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    FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I restarted it, and now I'm wondering how long it'll be before it resumes downloading.

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    ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    man gay

    i start up garrys mod, it shows a picture of gman playing with watermelons and a cone on his head, then the screen goes black and starts to load i guess, then my computer restarts

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    FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Well, you're in the minority.

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    edited October 2007
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    ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Are you trying to run Gmod 10 or 9

    10 i guess?

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    PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2007
    I already had to download every single game from the Orange Box again just because Steam decided that it was funny.

    And you really should use the support.

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    ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    it's 10

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