One 18.25 ounce package chocolate cake mix.
One can prepared coconut pecan frosting.
Three slash four cup vegetable oil.
Four large eggs.
One cup semi-sweet chocolate chips.
Three slash four cups butter or margarine.
One and two third cups granulated sugar.
Two cups all purpose flour.
Don't forget garnishes such as:
Fish shaped crackers.
Fish shaped candies.
Fish shaped solid waste.
Fish shaped dirt.
Fish shaped ethyl benzene.
Pull and peel licorice.
Fish shaped organic compounds and sediment shaped sediment.
Candy coated peanut butter pieces. Shaped like fish.
One cup lemon juice.
Alpha resins.
Unsaturated polyester resin.
Fiberglass surface resins.
And volatile malted milk impoundments.
Nine large egg yolks.
Twelve medium geosynthetic membranes.
One cup granulated sugar.
An entry called 'how to kill someone with your bare hands.'
Two cups rhubarb, sliced.
Two slash three cups granulated rhubarb.
One tablespoon all-purpose rhubarb.
One teaspoon grated orange rhubarb.
Three tablespoons rhubarb, on fire.
One large rhubarb.
One cross borehole electro-magnetic imaging rhubarb.
Two tablespoons rhubarb juice.
Adjustable aluminum head positioner.
Slaughter electric needle injector.
Cordless electric needle injector.
Injector needle driver.
Injector needle gun.
Cranial caps.
And it contains proven preservatives, deep penetration agents, and gas and odor control chemicals. That will deodorize and preserve putrid tissue.
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PiptheFairFrequently not in boats.Registered Userregular
edited October 2007
welp, just saw rule 34 of a woman eating herself out through a portal
It's like the minute someone mentions rule 34 a million people already know where to find it. This leads me to believe that they already looked it up beforehand OR there is a site dedicated to just rule 34 imagery.
I find it all rather fascinating.
edit: Okay apparently there is a site just for rule 34 imagery afterall.
So do you think this takes place during, after, or before HL2
Before. In the room with the companion cube posted all over people's faces, there's a calendar with a companion cube pasted over the bikini-clad lady's face.
GIRLS OF APERTURE SCIENCE, NOVEMBER 1983
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FramlingFaceHeadGeebs has bad ideas.Registered Userregular
edited October 2007
And when was that calendar put there?
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you're = you are
your = belonging to you
their = belonging to them
there = not here
they're = they are
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Metzger MeisterIt Gets Worsebefore it gets any better.Registered Userregular
edited October 2007
... November, 1983?
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FramlingFaceHeadGeebs has bad ideas.Registered Userregular
edited October 2007
And you know this how?
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you're = you are
your = belonging to you
their = belonging to them
there = not here
they're = they are
So do you think this takes place during, after, or before HL2
Before. In the room with the companion cube posted all over people's faces, there's a calendar with a companion cube pasted over the bikini-clad lady's face.
GIRLS OF APERTURE SCIENCE, NOVEMBER 1983
the calender just hasn't been updated in a while, since glados has been running the facility for a long while
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okay yes that's exactly what I wanted
One can prepared coconut pecan frosting.
Three slash four cup vegetable oil.
Four large eggs.
One cup semi-sweet chocolate chips.
Three slash four cups butter or margarine.
One and two third cups granulated sugar.
Two cups all purpose flour.
Don't forget garnishes such as:
Fish shaped crackers.
Fish shaped candies.
Fish shaped solid waste.
Fish shaped dirt.
Fish shaped ethyl benzene.
Pull and peel licorice.
Fish shaped organic compounds and sediment shaped sediment.
Candy coated peanut butter pieces. Shaped like fish.
One cup lemon juice.
Alpha resins.
Unsaturated polyester resin.
Fiberglass surface resins.
And volatile malted milk impoundments.
Nine large egg yolks.
Twelve medium geosynthetic membranes.
One cup granulated sugar.
An entry called 'how to kill someone with your bare hands.'
Two cups rhubarb, sliced.
Two slash three cups granulated rhubarb.
One tablespoon all-purpose rhubarb.
One teaspoon grated orange rhubarb.
Three tablespoons rhubarb, on fire.
One large rhubarb.
One cross borehole electro-magnetic imaging rhubarb.
Two tablespoons rhubarb juice.
Adjustable aluminum head positioner.
Slaughter electric needle injector.
Cordless electric needle injector.
Injector needle driver.
Injector needle gun.
Cranial caps.
And it contains proven preservatives, deep penetration agents, and gas and odor control chemicals. That will deodorize and preserve putrid tissue.
thanks internet
that "woman" is Chell you ingrate
all that's needed now, is a picture of Gordon Freeman fucking himself in the ass via portals.
With Alyx and Chell watching.
and the Circle of Horrid will be complete.
Whilst getting a rim-job from Dog.
I just found rule 34 of young bruce wayne and his mother
who would, Alyx?
No, Gordon.
the internet
doesn't exist.
technically, I have not seen these things.
thinking it over, I'm really not sure if I want to.
I believe I'll just be happy enough to not see them, and get regular updates from Wren, as he's looking through rule 34 stuff anyway.
hoo boy
then someone replied, "I never thought I'd see a resonance cascade....let alone create one."
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why
portal porn
I find it all rather fascinating.
edit: Okay apparently there is a site just for rule 34 imagery afterall.
Well then.
I fought the internet
and the internet won
hey satan...: thinkgeek amazon My post |
"I baked you a cake"
Before. In the room with the companion cube posted all over people's faces, there's a calendar with a companion cube pasted over the bikini-clad lady's face.
GIRLS OF APERTURE SCIENCE, NOVEMBER 1983
your = belonging to you
their = belonging to them
there = not here
they're = they are
your = belonging to you
their = belonging to them
there = not here
they're = they are
aren't there dates of when glados was installed on that aperture science thing
probably anywhere from 1999-2003
call it 2010, something like that?
the calender just hasn't been updated in a while, since glados has been running the facility for a long while