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[PHALLA DEAD] Here lies Oregon Phalla, RIP

BandwagonBandwagon Registered User regular
edited October 2007 in Debate and/or Discourse
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This is a classic Dead Thread. Chat it up. Reveal if you wish, but remember we can only reccomend the living do not go here, not force them to not go here.

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    Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Aldo.
    :D

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    InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    So yeah, I really did think I was putting the only vote on you as a day 1 joke. :^:

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    Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    It's okay. :D

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    AldoAldo Hippo Hooray Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I was the accountant. If I did not post a vote tally at least once per day, the voting would get fudged. This may have been the lamest power ever, because it was a negative one. I had to do something to *not* have something bad happening, there was nothing in it for me or whatever network I may have been in. This power would have been useful in end-game, because it would allow me to get vote fudged even against a majority of bandits.

    I hinted at this /twice/ in the thread, but no one picked up on it. This is the fourth or fifth time I'm getting killed on the earliest possible occasion by bad guys/randomness, so I think I'll stop phalla-ing for a while, because this is just no fun.

    Oh, there were 3 people who immediately believed Fuzzy: Squashua, VisibleHowl and Rend. I wouldn't be surprised if there was a bandit among them.

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    MrBlarneyMrBlarney Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    If you'll allow me to butt in for a moment, I've got a mini-phalla in Critical Failures that is getting ready to run, and I still need a few players. There's a link in my signature. Take a look, and if you're interested, sign up!

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    tuxkamentuxkamen really took this picture. Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    MrBlarney wrote: »
    If you'll allow me to butt in for a moment, I've got a mini-phalla in Critical Failures that is getting ready to run, and I still need a few players. There's a link in my signature. Take a look, and if you're interested, sign up!

    That way, none of the other players has to feel bad about dying on day 1!

    ...I kid.

    Man, I can't believe I missed this one. :/

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    BandwagonBandwagon Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    hello you lot!

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    Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I was a kid, I could choose one person each day to reveal myself to. They would know I was good but I would not know what they are, soo lame.

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    LaOsLaOs SaskatoonRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Aldo wrote: »
    I was the accountant. If I did not post a vote tally at least once per day, the voting would get fudged. This may have been the lamest power ever, because it was a negative one. I had to do something to *not* have something bad happening, there was nothing in it for me or whatever network I may have been in. This power would have been useful in end-game, because it would allow me to get vote fudged even against a majority of bandits.

    I hinted at this /twice/ in the thread, but no one picked up on it. This is the fourth or fifth time I'm getting killed on the earliest possible occasion by bad guys/randomness, so I think I'll stop phalla-ing for a while, because this is just no fun.

    Oh, there were 3 people who immediately believed Fuzzy: Squashua, VisibleHowl and Rend. I wouldn't be surprised if there was a bandit among them.

    I got the hints, but wasn't sure what you were hinting at.
    A shame it was a bit useless.

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    LaOsLaOs SaskatoonRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Saburbia wrote: »
    I was a kid, I could choose one person each day to reveal myself to. They would know I was good but I would not know what they are, soo lame.

    Quite lame.

    Especially since you're a kid anyway, so you saying you're a kid would just be ignored (as it's just par for the course for you).

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    LaOsLaOs SaskatoonRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Also, I'm not surprised I died.

    I was a Guardian last time I played (my first time) and I was all talkative and shit, with the counts and voting records and other random stuff. I just played the same this time, but I was just a Vanillager. I had nothing to do, but it does sound like there's some lame roles rolling around out there... maybe it's good I didn't get one.

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    Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Hey I am not a kid anymore. :(

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    LaOsLaOs SaskatoonRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Well, it's all relative.

    But yeah, you're eighteen now. Congrats on that, surviving that long on the mean streets of TO.

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    Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Yet I am dead, kinda glad though, no idea how I would play out this phalla with my role.

    Luckily me and the other child targeted the same person first night.

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    DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited October 2007
    Most everyone on the caravan had a role, useful or not.

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    cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Yeah, I was wondering what became of the whole 'everyone has items/abilities' thing.

    Geez, you guys are out to give Precisionk's game a run for its money in the 'most deranged deaths' category.

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    B:LB:L I've done worse. Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Hi guys, I'm a good special.

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    thorgotthorgot there is special providence in the fall of a sparrowRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    cj iwakura wrote: »
    Yeah, I was wondering what became of the whole 'everyone has items/abilities' thing.

    Geez, you guys are out to give Precisionk's game a run for its money in the 'most deranged deaths' category.

    You played in that game. You didn't like your ability.

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    cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    thorgot wrote: »
    cj iwakura wrote: »
    Yeah, I was wondering what became of the whole 'everyone has items/abilities' thing.

    Geez, you guys are out to give Precisionk's game a run for its money in the 'most deranged deaths' category.

    You played in that game. You didn't like your ability.

    I didn't?

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    LaOsLaOs SaskatoonRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    robothero wrote: »
    Most everyone on the caravan had a role, useful or not.

    Except me!

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    LaOsLaOs SaskatoonRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    What is up with the British-isms? Pip pip, cheerio and such.

    Rend and now TehSpectre.

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    cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Carried over from the Lost Phalla.

    Also, I was a normal too.

    I think.

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    LaOsLaOs SaskatoonRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    cj iwakura wrote: »
    Carried over from the Lost Phalla.

    Also, I was a normal too.

    I think.

    Oh, okay.

    What do you mean you think?

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    cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Maybe more stuff happens along the way, like people being turned into hunters.
    (That would explain the being shot to death kills.)

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    LaOsLaOs SaskatoonRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I was a hunter. Apparently we actually brought back some food, but I don't know how or on what that was based.

    I know I talked about deer and bison and squirrels. I talked more about squirrels than anything else, though, and we only got one of them.

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    B:LB:L I've done worse. Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    LaOs wrote: »
    I was a hunter. Apparently we actually brought back some food, but I don't know how or on what that was based.

    I know I talked about deer and bison and squirrels. I talked more about squirrels than anything else, though, and we only got one of them.
    Seems to be based on a hidden hunting stat for each member of the hunting party.

    But yeah they're gonna waste the food and die on their grueling journey. :|

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    TehSpectreTehSpectre Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Allo there, mates!

    Why did those bastards kill me?

    Meh, no biggie. I was just a vanilla this game.

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    TehSpectreTehSpectre Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    LaOs wrote: »
    What is up with the British-isms? Pip pip, cheerio and such.

    Rend and now TehSpectre.

    I was told to have a british accent. It was in the 2nd narration. I figured I would play along.

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    B:LB:L I've done worse. Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I really hope Squashua wasn't the one who shot me.

    I really really hope Squashua wasn't the one who shot me. :x

    (Because that would make it two times now. :P )


    Edit: Looking at the list though, it seems cj iwakura is a likely kill-powered individual as well. Hmm, if it's him it makes sense, because it doesn't make sense. :lol:

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    Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I shot you. :D

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    B:LB:L I've done worse. Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I shot you. :D
    Oh, ok. You had a pretty good reason to shoot me. :P

    Which means Squashua could've totally been a bandit. D:

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    Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    B:L wrote: »
    I shot you. :D
    Oh, ok. You had a pretty good reason to shoot me. :P

    Which means Squashua could've totally been a bandit. D:
    I was dead the first month. I couldn't have shot you.
    I have a lying problem.

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    DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited October 2007
    congrats to the village, almost as fucking stupid as SS13


    i dont know how it could be any more obvious

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    BandwagonBandwagon Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    DA, so many coincidences with the things that happened to/for you.

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    DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Oooooo..........now I'm all curious.

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    DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    B:L wrote: »
    Hi guys, I'm a good special.

    This is bizaaro phalla, I was a relevant special but I played a bad game. Bah.

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    DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Oh hey, Cheez, sorry about getting you killed....again.
    At least you were a bandit this time.

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    gundam470gundam470 Drunk Gorilla CaliforniaRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I was a doctor (guardian).

    The only condition was that people I chose to protect could do nothing else but vote during the month I protected them.

    Seeing as how my power would be pretty useless later in the game, I contacted Raakam ,under the assumption that he was a good guy, during month 2.

    I told him to try and make himself appetizing to the bandits and that I would be protecting him, thus taking away a bandit kill for at least one night if he was targeted.

    I'm not sure if this worked or not.

    edit: Also, I was not allowed to protect myself or else I totally would have. And there is a very good chance I was not the only doctor.

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    B:LB:L I've done worse. Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    robothero wrote: »
    congrats to the village, almost as fucking stupid as SS13


    i dont know how it could be any more obvious

    It's because they killed me early on day 2 again. :P

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    cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I wonder if going at a breakneck pace will just wind up killing all the villagers before they reach Oregon. None of the narrations suggest this is going to end well.

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